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Anonymous No.714318225 [Report] >>714318297 >>714318375 >>714319748 >>714320101 >>714320202 >>714320605 >>714326613 >>714327526 >>714334442 >>714335572 >>714336118 >>714337272
HOW?
>game is almost 10 years old
>still pull more than 100k players weekly
>its just a farm game

how, aslo satrdew valley tread
Anonymous No.714318297 [Report] >>714332418
>>714318225 (OP)
Humans have been biologically programmed to enjoy farming. It's the basis of our existence.
Anonymous No.714318318 [Report]
it's the ultimate "play it with my girlfriend" game for normies
Anonymous No.714318353 [Report] >>714336606
It's the power of the grape.
Anonymous No.714318375 [Report] >>714319864
>>714318225 (OP)
>HOW?

Emily!!
Anonymous No.714318841 [Report]
ban steam charts threads
Anonymous No.714319450 [Report] >>714319805 >>714319921 >>714322680 >>714323604
The fuck did v1.6 add that made the game population spike massively? The game has been on sale many times prior over the years so it can't be that. The multiplayer update was back in 2018 also, hence the little spike back there.
Anonymous No.714319748 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
>make a good game that uns on a toaster
>people play it
it's not rocket science, maybe capcom should learn it
Anonymous No.714319805 [Report] >>714320458
>>714319450
the answer to strange steam trends is always China
Anonymous No.714319864 [Report] >>714327648
>>714318375
my cute and retard wife
Anonymous No.714319921 [Report]
>>714319450
more people bought the game, and game was more addictive than ever.
Anonymous No.714320053 [Report] >>714337902
it's the generational women game. and for every woman that plays it a copy is also sold to every boy in that woman's life (who she's actually willing to play games with)
Anonymous No.714320101 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
Women.
Anonymous No.714320202 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
Jas impregnation mods.
Anonymous No.714320458 [Report]
>>714319805
The game has been localized/available in China for years.
Anonymous No.714320605 [Report] >>714325274
>>714318225 (OP)
I wish I liked this. I can't get into Animal Crossing either.
Anonymous No.714322680 [Report]
>>714319450
>massive update makes players spike
Gee, I wonder why.
Anonymous No.714323604 [Report]
>>714319450
1.6v added a lot of stuff to a point that this made a second ply through worth it.
Some of the add ons that came to mind
>new festivals
>new farm layout (meadows)
>new crops and tools
>new events and dialogues with NPCs
>Mystery boxes (hate it cuz this made early game grind damn easy).
Anonymous No.714325125 [Report] >>714327291
oh, i dont see that post anywhere, thank god
Anonymous No.714325274 [Report]
>>714320605
It's the bedtime system + romance garbage for me. I loved Fantasy Life i though, which doesn't have either of those things.
Anonymous No.714326613 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
>>game is almost 10 years old
Games are as old as their last big update. You're stupid.
Anonymous No.714327291 [Report]
>>714325125
Don't look at your ceiling, anon...
Anonymous No.714327526 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
It's popular and only costs $15.
Anonymous No.714327648 [Report] >>714336630
>>714319864
Soulless portraits. Use Nyapu
Anonymous No.714327779 [Report] >>714337448 >>714338216
This nigga used to give the game away in here every year but I never managed to snag a key. I still don't have the game, kek.
Anonymous No.714329719 [Report] >>714332220
Comfy game.
Anonymous No.714332220 [Report]
>>714329719
How? The short days are maddening.
Anonymous No.714332418 [Report] >>714335974 >>714338541
>>714318297
Humans have only been farming for 12k~ years.
we have been hunters gatherers for 500k+ years before that.
Anonymous No.714334442 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
new players keep being introduced to it and buying it. like kids who were ten years old when it was released now buying it as adults. also he keeps adding new content, disregarding developing his new game for years on end
Anonymous No.714334454 [Report] >>714336261 >>714336606
Anonymous No.714335572 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
It's just a comfy chill game with sovl. Its not really my genre but I can understand why people would like it.
Anonymous No.714335974 [Report] >>714336502
>>714332418
>12k
>500k+
i always laugh at the absurdity of these numbers. tell me more about this era of humanity anon
Anonymous No.714336118 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
Women are an unbelievably loyal market if you can actually get them hooked.
Anonymous No.714336261 [Report]
>>714334454
talked like someone who wants to be corrected.
Anonymous No.714336502 [Report]
>>714335974
I was there. I'm an oldfag
Anonymous No.714336606 [Report]
>>714334454
>>714318353
kill yourself pedophiles
Anonymous No.714336630 [Report] >>714337783
>>714327648
Better?
Anonymous No.714337272 [Report]
>>714318225 (OP)
game is weak enough for you pc poors to play anything else would blow up your shit tops
Anonymous No.714337448 [Report]
>>714327779
he still does
Anonymous No.714337494 [Report]
femalecore games stay longer on steam since women don't have adhd for the latest fotm

bg3
stardew
sims 4
Anonymous No.714337783 [Report]
>>714336630
Sexo
Anonymous No.714337902 [Report]
>>714320053
Its funny how I always see this "woman's game" argument.

In reality the game is able to run on even the most ancient of toasters so literally anyone can play it.
Anonymous No.714338216 [Report]
>>714327779
I got one last year.
Anonymous No.714338419 [Report]
Anonymous No.714338541 [Report]
>>714332418
>500k
Lmao sure