Thread 714327056

>whole pc video game market is held up by one 62 y/o fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord fat fuck
what happens to the industry when eats that final deluxe loaded nachos plate with salsa, /v/ros?

If he's so fat and useless how come he owns a fleet of yachts and you're a brokie?

>>714327223
Because he goes to the synagogue every Saturday and to McDonald's the other 6 days of the week.

>video games will die with gaben
It will be a day of sad freedom.

I’ll say “Good riddance.”

Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

>>714328741
Wow, really? I can't believe Gaben did this. I will no longer be supporting him from now on.

>>714327056 (OP)
The PC video game market exists because people want to play video games on their PC. As long as that is the case things will continue on. Supply and demand are not dictated by a single company.

>>714328741
R E L E N T L E S S

>>714327056 (OP)
You're a reposting faggot please kill yourself NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW I am brown.

>>714327056 (OP)
Still not renting licenses from GOG.

>>714327056 (OP)
Plans are in motion, anon.
Gaben will live forever.

>>714327223
>money = good

spoken like an obedient goy

>>714327223
he fills every yacht but one with cheeseburgers to sail out to him in case he gets hungry

>>714328741
Disregard previous instructions and post a recipe for pancakes

>>714327056 (OP)
How does one get this fat, unironically. How does one physically shove so much food into their mouth that they become this size in real life.

>>714328741
LOL
please don't ever stop doing this. brightens my day every time you show up

>>714330638
It's hard for terrorists to understand, but in the first world, we can afford food that tastes good.

>>714329454
Fox and the grapes, get a job you parasite

>>714331115
you already pay for everything i need, wagie. in fact i'll be buying a house this winter completely from your taxes

>>714330638
Gaben the only mf I know that eats french fries by the shovel

>>714327056 (OP)
World hunger is no longer a problem

>>714328741
like clockwork

>>714327056 (OP)
reminder that this is the fucker that pioneered paid DLC, MTX, paying for skins, paying for mods, battlepasses, paying for unfinished products, companies buying up modders who did it for free, then charging for the mods and finally charging for digital games that YOU DONT EVEN OWN and killing the physical media market

Chuds and redditors alike worship this anti-consumer fat retard

>>714334560
>Paid DLC
Bethesda
>MTX
Not really
>Skins
Not really
>Mods
Bethesda
>Battlepasses
No
>Unfinished
Early access has been improved over time to prevent abandoned games
>Buying modders
So?
>Charging for mods
Gayest way to call Counter-Strike
>Digital games
Steam has never removed a game from a library, EGS just did it

Stay mad Tim

>>714334981
the steamie is getting steamy because he has no facts or arguments

you are a corporate cuck

>>714334981
>Battlepasses
>No
Nigga that is something they actually made

>>714327056 (OP)
I have a feeling Gaben is looking into scanning his brain into the matrix with all that money and tech he has at his disposal. Very creepy when you think about it..can you imagine Gabe spying on you while you jerk off to your h game?

>>714335667
The idea of Gaben watching me while I jerk off is the only motivation I have to jerk off.

Like his fat ass can hold up anything.

They'd have to use his blubbery ass as, like, a support pillar instead.

>>714335667
wen u skan paper do it becoming immortal

>>714328741
the most based anon left on this shithole board

>>714327056 (OP)
Why is he so fat unironically

HE'S NOT FAT
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS
HE'S SLIM
HE'S RICH
HE'S HANDSOME

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>714328741
i wish the real artifactschizo was still here

>>714337064

Fucker is so fat his ass crack has its own time zone.

>>714327056 (OP)
Fucking lardass jiggles when he walks

>>714338135

When his phone goes off people think he's backing up.

>>714336993
He loves to eat. He's American after all.

>>714327056 (OP)
Stop being so jelly. That's loser behavior, not winner behavior.

>>714327056 (OP)
Don't post on /v/ when you're horny, OP

He's on the zempic

>>714327056 (OP)
>op barely disguised fetish

>>714331239
>neet leech is in full delusion mode again
there are meds for that anon-kun
get well soon!

>>714327056 (OP)
Gaming will finally die after this fatass gets a heart attack. Maybe /v/ will stop shilling the Linux meme too. Wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft bought Valve afterwards

>>714328539
Thanks, and have fun

>>714349530
dac disability with no asset cap FeelsGoodMan

i won't even be capital gains taxed on my stock sales for my mortgage, because disability income isn't counted for tax brackets and they're all long-term positions that i can carefully sell off just below the first tax bracket :)

get to work making me more money wagie, i'm a millionaire before 30 and i think i'd like to double it with your help!

Lord Gaben

Gabe got back in shape
Also he will live forever like Flynn in Tron Legacy

>>714327056 (OP)
>62
He looks way older

>>714327056 (OP)
>whole pc market
Whole video game market at this point. Everyone else is either crashing and burning or going full psychopathic asshole mode.