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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:33:39 AM No.714338168
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Now that the dust has settled... it's time to admit this was the worst Ultimate newcomer.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:38:04 AM No.714338435
My vote goes to Isabelle. An ugly forced character that stole Tom Nook's place as the mascot of AC.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:39:26 AM No.714338531
>>714338168 (OP)
Snake's inclusion in Brawl was still to this day the worst thing to happen to the franchise.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:39:52 AM No.714338569
>>714338168 (OP)
It's honestly Sora.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:41:53 AM No.714338723
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>>714338168 (OP)
>>714338531
>>714338569
Smashfags when nintendo adds popular third party characters instead of matt from wii sports boxing
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:42:02 AM No.714338734
I think steve was the worst addition to the game desu
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:07:52 AM No.714340449
>>714338168 (OP)
It's Steve. He literally broke the game and was never properly patched. His removal from the game would be a genuine improvement to the longevity and lifespan of the game. Right now, the best people can hope for is Ultimate getting some sort of Update treatment for Switch 2 which also comes with a few balance updates to the game that nerf Steve into the ground.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:09:55 AM No.714340594
>>714338168 (OP)
that would be sora
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:10:05 AM No.714340606
>>714338569
This. I don't like that little fag
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:21:12 AM No.714341371
There are much worse ones like Steve (looks like shit and ruined the game) Piranha Plant (stupid) Sora (faggot) Incineroar (furry faggot)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:24:02 AM No.714341585
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>>714338531
Snake and Sonic would have been fine if third parties stopped there. Their inclusion made them feel like guests at Nintendo's house. It was smash 4 where they went full gaming hall of fame retardation instead of Nintendo's All Stars.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:33:42 AM No.714342263
>>714341585
Hosting the "gaming hall of fame" is still a pretty high honour. Ultimate's 3rd party selection feels like more like "we're putting in anyone we feel like and the companies are rubbing elbows with us so why not?" It proves how quickly you can run your own reputation into the ground.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:34:06 AM No.714342286
>>714341585
The Nintendo's All Stars well was almost dry with Brawl.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:36:52 AM No.714342437
>>714338168 (OP)
Nah
Steve, Isabelle, Kazuya, and Sora were all worse.
Banjo is net neutral to the game. Adds almost nothing, but is inoffensive.
All those fuckers are just awful. Isabel slightly less, she's just shit because of the lack of effort.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:43:02 AM No.714342783
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>Absolutely deserved
Ridley
King K. Rool
Inkling
Simon/Richter

>Great choices
Hero
Min Min
Dark Samus
Terry
Ken

>Understandable
Steve
Banjo & Kazooie
Pyra/Mythra

>Fine, sure
Isabelle
Daisy
Chrom

>Good addition, bad execution
Joker
Kazuya

>Really Sakurai, three fucking Nomura characters? Nothing else from Final Fantasy worth representing?
Sephiroth
Sora

>Bad/Troll picks
Piranha Plant
Incineroar
Byleth
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:47:36 AM No.714343067
>>714338168 (OP)
It's hard to choose between the 8th Fire Emblem character or an ARMS character only chosen because she was the ARMS director's waifu and nothing else.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:48:17 AM No.714343109
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He won.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:48:54 AM No.714343148
>>714342263
Ultimate felt like Sakurai just throwing his hands in the air and saying "Fine, you want me to make another one of these fucking games? Sure, but I'm adding whatever the hell I want." Which is how we end up with shit like two FF7 reps and Joker (added purely for his aesthetic).

>>714343067
If we had to get an ARMS rep rather get the director's waifu than the bland generic protag tbqh.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:50:21 AM No.714343231
>>714343109
i KNEEL
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:52:23 AM No.714343362
>>714338569
Sora was only an impressive inclusion because everyone knew how hard it must have been to get the rights.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:56:24 AM No.714343598
>>714338168 (OP)
I genuinely cannot fathom how anyone can enjoy playing as Kazuya outside of farming free wins in Elite Smash from spamming broken zero-to-deaths, so he's the worst newcomer for me.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:02:29 AM No.714343974
>>714338168 (OP)
No that would be Pirahna Plant, the only character that is openly a meme pick. I usually forget itโ€™s even in the game unless Iโ€™m trying to remember what the worst character is. Runner up goes to the last couple of Fire Emblem shitters
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:04:52 AM No.714344125
>>714338168 (OP)
Kazuya
>HURRRR I WILL SPAM MY 1 INVINCIBLE MOVE AND INSTAWIN THE ENTIRE GAME WITH IT
faggot character and anyone who plays him is also a gigantic fag
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:05:12 AM No.714344151
>>714343109
Kek you beat me to it
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:07:20 AM No.714344283
>>714343109
>Banjo and Kazooie got in first
>Steve got in and doesn't look like a hideous abomination
Grotesque Stevetrannies and their forced meme lost
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:08:21 AM No.714344348
>>714338723
pride months over, fag
Nobody has to pretend to like Sora anymore
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:10:04 AM No.714344456
>>714343109
Such incredible power...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:11:45 AM No.714344567
>Joker was the first announced DLC character
>it takes 4 years for his game to get ported to the Switch
And that is why Smash 6 should have less third-parties.