nintendo isn't gonna change the mario status quo, little buddy
mickey mouse never had kids, so mario won't either

>>714352076
Disney was ok with Ariel having a child.

>>714352218
>but Direct-to-Home Video Disney Movie
Retard

>>714351553 (OP)
why is mario holding an ork mask?

>>714351553 (OP)
I know it's not canon but give me the big image with all the "proof" for future reference

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>>714352931
It's quite obvious Mario cucked Peach and pumped a hot Stacey instead.

>>714352076

>>714352931
I just realized something. Since Miyamoto is old and could pass away at anytime what if Bananza is his last video game and he wants to finish the Mario storyline before he dies?

>>714353323
>It's quite obvious Mario cucked Peach and pumped a hot Stacey instead.
No, it's the result of a coincidence.
>Mario saves Peach to impress her
>in latest Mario adventure, Mario comes across old GF
>re-kindles old friendship
>gets permanently friendzoned by Peach, clearing the way for Pauline
>several years pass
>it's a-me, Pauline

>>714352218
So is the girl part mermaid or did they go for the boring route of making her fully human?

>>714354474
Both. They can transform into Mermaids as long as there's a magic spell.

>>714354474
Ariel - still got it, Disney MILF of the year
Melody - androgynous fish-woman with stupid haircut and vest(?!)

I get not wanting to sexo the 12/13-year-old but Ariel mogs her in every single aspect.

>>714353446
well Mickey is actually Bob Cratchit in this cartoon, based on the Dickens story

>>714354992
>androgynous
Nigga, it's literally Ariel with black hair, green eyes, and no tits.
Just because a tween doesn't look like a bombshell doesn't mean there's something wrong with her.

>>714357125
She takes after her mom's face and has her dad's hair.

>get rejected by Peach numerous times
>find a bad bitch 10 times hotter
>backshot no condom
>next adventure proceeds to court Peach once again like nothing happened while Pauline is pregnant
Mario is such a Chad it's unbelievable

>>714351553 (OP)
The idea that Mario got Pauline pregnant and immediately flew across the fucking world from New Donk to the Mushroom Kingdom in order to be a deadbeat is so funny that I hope this ends up being true

>>714351553 (OP)
didn't this drawing originally have donkey kong in the background with a fake cuck smile?

>>714358882
More like has a terminal case of oneitis. Any sane man would have given up by now.

>>714359353
Mario is a Plumber so chances are he's really rich or retired already.

>>714359353
Oh yeah and he was a referee for Mike Tyson. He's definitely set for life.

>>714351553 (OP)
why did this satanic family sell their child to a literal gorilla?