Thread 714359701 - /v/ [Archived: 675 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:37:58 AM No.714359701
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Why do Smash enthusiasts in particular have a problem with basic hygiene?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:39:39 AM No.714359776
How does this affect you?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:40:20 AM No.714359810
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>>714359701 (OP)
The same could be said of all tourneyfags.
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-Magic-The-Gathering-players-shower-far-less-often-than-Yu-Gi-Oh-or-Pokemon-players
https://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/magic-fundamentals/magic-general/324543-magic-players-and-body-odor
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:40:58 AM No.714359849
>>714359701 (OP)
if only they were actually cute girls that smelled bad I would attend those events
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:41:42 AM No.714359879
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:45:51 AM No.714360110
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>>714359810
>Yes, we're all probably well aware of this plight. No need to continue making threads about it.
>Thread closed
Says it all, really
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:46:38 AM No.714360139
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:47:50 AM No.714360209
>>714359810
I remember I walked into a comic shop as a kid and was hit with this horrible smell I'd never taken in before. bunch of fat nerds were playing some tabletop game, pretty sure itw as Magic. Only people like that are capable of that kind of nose assaulting funk.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:48:45 AM No.714360274
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>>714359701 (OP)
>Why
it's a 10-0 matchup
gotta ban all things unfair in our party game, sorry!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:49:09 AM No.714360303
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>>714360209
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:07:09 AM No.714361315
stinky day lol
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:15:13 AM No.714361747
>>714359701 (OP)
It's not that smash causes players to have a problem with hygiene, it's that people with hygiene problems are drawn to smash.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:27:15 AM No.714362383
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The showering jew has been debunked.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:32:40 AM No.714362701
>>714359701 (OP)
because of the exact crowd that nintendo products attracts
literal manchildren, who if mommy isn't there to make them bathe anymore, they're aren't going to.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:34:03 AM No.714362775
>>714359701 (OP)
Victim complex.
Same reason they cry about Nintendo not letting them do their thing when they're the ones promoting piracy and steaming without a public license.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:35:08 AM No.714362831
>>714359701 (OP)
>Reposting 10 years old shitposts
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:36:18 AM No.714362889
>>714362383
>t. Smash player
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:38:23 AM No.714363004
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I swear the stinky smash player meme always cracks me up
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:38:29 AM No.714363008
>>714359701 (OP)
>in particular
Stinkiness is an issue with any mass gathering of people. Especially when it comes to nerds of any variety.
sage
7/3/2025, 11:39:19 AM No.714363058
>>714362383
>White people
If you have genes from any point that's southerner than Austria you NEED a shower per day to not reek.
t. Near eastern showering twice a day in summer.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:40:54 AM No.714363151
I don't even leave my house and I shower twice a day

Granted the night time I just do it to cool off
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:41:08 AM No.714363161
Fat fucks that are already sweating hard and not taking a shower to take off the sweat of the day before.
I called out friends of mine and even strangers in a more indirect way. Ridiculing them helps.
I really did not understand how they did not care to get dirty looks.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:41:37 AM No.714363184
>>714359776
>No murder in the entire history of humanity has directly affected me
Cool guess I end your pathetic existence, address?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 11:46:42 AM No.714363453
>>714363161
>I really did not understand how they did not care to get dirty looks.
I understand completely, when you have nothing else going on in your life and you're a complete fat loser that no one really likes, you just stop giving a fuck.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:16:45 PM No.714365152
>>714362383
>experts say
Get in the goddamn shower, Ranjesh
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:21:03 PM No.714365398
>>714363161
Hygiene is one of those things where the only real way to solve it is to rip the band aid off. If your friend stinks of musty old cumsocks, it's your moral duty to tell them that.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:27:09 PM No.714365748
Isn't this a tactic? They intentionally smell bad to distract their opponents? Except they all smell bad so...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:33:33 PM No.714366103
>>714359701 (OP)
autism and hygiene generally just don't mix much. the two try to have as little to do with each other as they can.