Thread 714364389 - /v/ [Archived: 652 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:02:51 PM No.714364389
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>Shigeru Miyamoto is 72 years old
>Bananza could be he last video game before he croaks.
>Nintendo adds a cute girl that could be Mario's daughter.

What did Shiggy mean by this?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:06:43 PM No.714364606
Bump because I made an earthbreaking discovery.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:12:53 PM No.714364948
Bruh.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:16:42 PM No.714365148
72 in Japanese years is like 35 years for wypipo
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:17:44 PM No.714365201
Damn unc old asf XDD :skull:
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:22:34 PM No.714365479
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>>714365148
Iwata-sama disagrees.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:40:01 PM No.714366469
>>714364389 (OP)
Miyamoto hasn't worked on games for years if not decades
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:42:45 PM No.714366612
>>714364389 (OP)
its not marios daughter you fucking retard, doesnt fir the timeline this is before mario 64 peach and mario havent married until then
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:47:35 PM No.714366896
>>714364389 (OP)
Male life expectancy is 81 in Japan. Shiggy has more time.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:55:55 PM No.714367441
>>714366469
Lie
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:57:50 PM No.714367558
>>714365479
iwata had cancer
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:09:43 PM No.714368343
>>714366612
>Thinking they care about that

Just look at what they did to zelda's timeline
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:11:01 PM No.714368419
is miyamoto gay
he hasn't been married no kids
his games barely have any lewdness
hmmmmm
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:13:25 PM No.714368565
Cuckzumi vs MiCHADmoto
Cuckzumi vs MiCHADmoto
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>>714368419
I think you got the wrong guy
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:14:42 PM No.714368648
>>714368565
>h-haha look at how straight I am lol
yeaaaahhhh
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:17:41 PM No.714368821
>>714368343
Zeldas timeline is perfect and almost identical to what I predicted 20 years ago before they even released it I had a plan
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:19:40 PM No.714368940
>>714368565
Based
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:21:47 PM No.714369063
>>714365479
TOO SOON
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:22:35 PM No.714369102
Miyamoto has nothing to do with Bananza. You fucking morons think he's the only person who works at Nintendo
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:24:20 PM No.714369217
>>714369102
He's king of nintendo you fucking retard of course he has a say you dumb inept fucking piece of shit
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:25:37 PM No.714369279
>>714367441
Have anons already memory holed that time after he stopped making games but was still working with nintendo where Nintendo just kept glazing him over stupid shit like walking to work instead of taking public transport so people wouldn't think he's retired?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:29:34 PM No.714369528
>>714368419
He's married with 2 kids, retard.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:41:29 PM No.714370236
>>714368565
nothing feels better...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:51:03 PM No.714370854
>>714368343
Zeldaโ€™s been fucked since Skyward Shart
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:02:08 PM No.714371591
>>714369528
>married with 2 kids
Can you marry 2 kids in Japan?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:07:04 PM No.714371915
>>714364389 (OP)
Schizo
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:09:38 PM No.714372096
>>714371915
Third worlders don't understand the de-age trope in movies and cartoon shows. It's the same character but cursed. Dragon Ball de-aged Goku multiple times.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:09:42 PM No.714372107
>>714364389 (OP)
It doesn't mean anything because Miyamoto doesn't make games anymore.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:14:09 PM No.714372451
>>714367558
>>714369063
>>714365479
he was assassinated by nintendo investors.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:48:04 PM No.714375070
>>714372096
It's more that the de-aging thing is boring as fuck and people are coping by making up headcanons.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:49:25 PM No.714375193
>>714364389 (OP)
>>714366612
>Caring this much and theory crafting over a fucking Mario game

Let me guess MtF tranny?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:50:45 PM No.714375330
>>714372451
This is true. He died during "complications" from a surgery. The yakuza had the surgeon put a hit on him
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:53:26 PM No.714375564
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:55:42 PM No.714375778
>>714375564
Did the AI actually manage to replicate the image on the paper or was that edited afterwards?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:56:09 PM No.714375824
>>714364389 (OP)
>he thinks Nintendo would drop the bombshell that is Mario having a daughter not with Peach, but with Pauline, in a DK game
Guffaw.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:56:14 PM No.714375836
>>714375778
I edited it in.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:58:57 PM No.714376085
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>>714365479
>tumor in his bile duct discovered during a routine physical examination
I bet its nothing, the Hospital just want Nintendo-bucks, so they remove it which caused the complication, and then his death.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:03:31 PM No.714376459
>>714375824
I think the game will show just Pauline, let the fans speculate about who the dad is, and then Nintendo will reveal that it is Mario during the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:25:11 PM No.714378423
>>714365148
>GLORIOUS NIPPON WILL LIVE FOREVERRRRR AAAAAACKKKK I WISH I WAS JAPANEEEEEEESE
Grow the fuck up, Eugene.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:27:07 PM No.714378585
A better question is how far will Mario go off the rails after Miyamoto is no longer around?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:31:53 PM No.714379016
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>>714364389 (OP)
He wasn't credited on Mario Kart World. A lot of legacy talent is being ousted from Credits on post Switch-1 titles. It's safe to say he had nothing to do with DK Bananza at all. They pushed him out into their theme park and movie efforts. That's his last contribution before they'll fire him.