[Happy News] - /v/ (#714384704) [Archived: 607 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:29:37 PM No.714384704
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md5: f4208b240c97721fc01295fa452e486e๐Ÿ”
Nintendo is successfully protecting its intellectual property and saving customers from potentially low quality bootleg accessories.
(reminder to sanction Low Testosterone Brazil internationally. call your representatives)
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:35:55 PM No.714385449
it all comes from same factory in china
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:40:15 PM No.714385903
godot-steam-deck
godot-steam-deck
md5: 59ccfab452d1a6cf5c88ad8436ce6d36๐Ÿ”
The Switch 2 follows almost the exact opposite philosophy of the Steam Deck.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:42:04 PM No.714386103
>>714385903
Yeah and it outsold the Steam Deck in one day. Funny how that works.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:44:16 PM No.714386343
>>714384704 (OP)
It's because the dock has a fan in it and they don't want uncooled third party docks melting shit. This seems very obvious.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:47:05 PM No.714386692
>>714386343
yeah except that fan only cools the dock itself and not the switch

I don't see how it's nintendo's problem if other companies make bad hardware.

until nintendo allows third party docks or releases a consolized switch 2 with a pro controller i'm not buying anything from them. i don't want to pay for a shitty ghosty screen and joycons with drifting sticks
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:49:38 PM No.714386985
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md5: 54be38b1393d9e419c59c37016dbdad4๐Ÿ”
>>714386103
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:51:44 PM No.714387204
>>714386103
>being limited is good
>having less is better
Beyond pathetic.
Not even sony niggers are this pathetic
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:53:29 PM No.714387405
Did Nintendo get smarter or did pirates get retarded?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:54:48 PM No.714387570
>>714386103
>appeal to majority
Donโ€™t care didnโ€™t ask
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:54:48 PM No.714387571
>>714387405
both. if pirates had just shut the fuck up about pirating Switch games then Nintendo wouldn't be going this hard to lock down their system
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:56:54 PM No.714387774
>>714384704 (OP)
>console has been out for almost a month
>so far there has been one incident of USB-C problems
I'm sure people would have noticed that faster, Mr. Hollister.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:56:55 PM No.714387776
>>714384704 (OP)
Not my problem, my hacked switch works just fine
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:59:15 PM No.714388042
>use as little copper as possible
>oxidation from regular exposure to 80 degree air rots it inside out
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:04:06 PM No.714388586
>>714387774
Just because Sean Hollister is the only person who has found out about this problem and is known to write outrage click bait articles so that he gets food on the table does not mean that he made it up.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:07:23 PM No.714388923
IMG_2063
IMG_2063
md5: 33403770a4625d57f6ddf28441136884๐Ÿ”
Wait whereโ€™s the sister thread
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:07:33 PM No.714388946
>>714386103
>Nintendo is struggling to compete with PC
Impressive. When the game cube came out, steam was no where near their level, not even in the same universe.

Now dendo is barely keeping up. How did Gabe do it?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:12:14 PM No.714389386
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md5: bfd28fc00d05bfb1276970cfe4861b7a๐Ÿ”
>>714387570
>>714386985
Cope more, steamies. Numbers don't lie.