Thread 714390196

>get scammed by /v/ into buying sf2000
>awful, loathsome device
>/v/ tells me I should have bought a "trimmedui brick"
>ok
>its not that bad
>only has one game installed
>its some awful satanic atari shit
>refuses to exit, won't stop blasting awful Atari screetching at me
>somehow it knows my fucking name
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOME FUCKING CHRONO TRIGGER AND MAYBE SONIC AND NOW IM TRAPPED IN A CREEPYPASTA
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW???

Just press the spaceia button?

>>714390196 (OP)
lol works on my trimui smart pro

>>714390454
im scared what if my last name pops up

>>714390196 (OP)
You see the problem here is you're extremely stupid.

>>714390196 (OP)
>bought a brick
>surprised it's a brick

>>714390196 (OP)
>Listening to /v/
NGMI

power button doesnt work
volume buttons don't work
i put a pillow on it to muffle the screeching so I can get some sleep.
10 hours later not only is it on, now this is whats on the screen and it left scorch marks on the pillow
how do you write haunted in chinese im gonna message the seller

>>714390196 (OP)
Throw it against the wall. Make sure it's a hard wall. Let me know when are ready for step 2

>bought something because of advertisements
lol

why do people that never leave their home buy portable gaming devices?

>>714390196 (OP)
your fault for buying devices made for brown "people"

>>714390196 (OP)
jesus christ anon just have some faith, try it out

>>714392017
I lost the will to live after working so its nice to play games in bed

>>714391780
I'm not even fucking kidding someone just knocked on my door oh fuck

>>714390196 (OP)
>>714391780
just remember
gary loves you

>>714391780
You must consume liquid mercury to attain power to defeat brick demon

>>714394817
Can you buy that on aliexpress?

>>714390196 (OP)
>>714391780
What
That's just FAITH

>>714395909
>>714394094
Interesting how these cult dudes always want to summon evil demons in the US and not China or kikeland