Could your waifu beat a hippo?

>>714406178 (OP)
Elephants would BTFO SHITppos.

>>714406352
This.

>>714406178 (OP)
I look like this

I could beat a hippo in a fist fight

Joking aside.

I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now along with box for 7 years, I think I could.

As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1.87m for 86kg

The speed I'm granted is mad, and so are my reflexes. i'd just have to wait for him to rush towards me and throw good punches right at his head. I'd not let him go, any mistake and the hippo’s done for. There'll always be virgins here thinking that it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower to begin with, my friends. And secondly, you're not gonna do anything with the cowardly-shaped bodies of yours. Any barely trained man can defeat a hippo with a knife. With bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, all it requires is technique.

>>714406178 (OP)
No, but I could use my bioengineering skills on it to create the most powerful hippo the world has ever seen.

hippos are too slow outside of water to do anything

name 10 vidya hippos

>>714406178 (OP)
Why are they so fucking fat

>>714406889
>hippos are slow
Darwin awards awaits you anon.

>>714406889
Anon I...

>>714406460
>Could have easily walked around
>Doesnt even stop for a drink
>Just parts the blubber sea simply because it can
Hoooly based