Thread 714437474

Imagine a Dolphin GTA-like.
>rampaging around the sea, raping, torturing, killing, and eating (and not always in that order) whatever animals you want
>you and your fellow dolphins are also constantly having hardcore dolphin sex because you're just that horny
>crunching on poisonous pufferfish to get high
>cops are divers, and the more divers you drown, the more the humans will try to hunt you down
>can even capsize small boats with your pod to get more human victims

So like, you'd just be a literal dolphin? Who the fuck would want to play that?

>>714437973
Obviously it'd be stylized to some extent, it wouldn't be a realistic dolphin simulator you idiot

>>714437474 (OP)
there is no rape but there is a free-roam shark game called maneater

>>714437973
Me. I would buy this full price day one. Pure dolphin edgekino.

>many years ago
>people love dolphin while they are afraid of sharks
>nowaday, people think sharks are retarded dogs but cute while calling dolphin rapist
what happen. How did this happen

>>714437474 (OP)
the basic game sounds good enough but what the hell would the story be? revenge?

Ecco the Dolphin, Defender of the Future was peak dolphin gameplay. The fact that no one tried to make even an independent spiritual successor to it causes me great pain.
Jaws Unleashed got one, why can't Ecco?

>>714438574
The big shark psyop
The government is hiring them to eat sea cables. do not believe (((their))) lies.

Dolphins are a whole lot more infanticidal than the average animal, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct.

This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises.

Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”

They effectively made that game already, just with sharks and it was awesome

Dolphins never killed anyone and if they did they deserved it.

>>714438574
>not achieving a dolphin and shark harem

>>714440127
Killer Whales are dolphins...
They have a rep...

>>714440329
I wish I had a dolphin gf...

>>714440450
They're also quite aesthetic so clearly their intelligent brain naturally selects some degree of that. It's peculiar that ay?
Then I look at octopi and think:
>but you're smart too and you choose to look like that

It would explain niggers though.

>>714440450
>can't get pregnant
Let's see about that when my mermaid harem takes shape in 20-something years.

>>714440450
>dolphins are all polyamorous bisexual horndogs
Based.

>>714440027
I was going to say that there was a Jaws game about this sort of but this counts.

>>714440450
>dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>a woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
Coincidentally, a woman will also flip out if you fuck a dolphin.