Imagine a Dolphin GTA-like.
>rampaging around the sea, raping, torturing, killing, and eating (and not always in that order) whatever animals you want
>you and your fellow dolphins are also constantly having hardcore dolphin sex because you're just that horny
>crunching on poisonous pufferfish to get high
>cops are divers, and the more divers you drown, the more the humans will try to hunt you down
>can even capsize small boats with your pod to get more human victims
So like, you'd just be a literal dolphin? Who the fuck would want to play that?
>>714437973Obviously it'd be stylized to some extent, it wouldn't be a realistic dolphin simulator you idiot
>>714437474 (OP)there is no rape but there is a free-roam shark game called maneater
>>714437973Me. I would buy this full price day one. Pure dolphin edgekino.
>many years ago
>people love dolphin while they are afraid of sharks
>nowaday, people think sharks are retarded dogs but cute while calling dolphin rapist
what happen. How did this happen
>>714437474 (OP)the basic game sounds good enough but what the hell would the story be? revenge?
Ecco the Dolphin, Defender of the Future was peak dolphin gameplay. The fact that no one tried to make even an independent spiritual successor to it causes me great pain.
Jaws Unleashed got one, why can't Ecco?
>>714438574The big shark psyop
The government is hiring them to eat sea cables. do not believe (((their))) lies.
Dolphins are a whole lot more infanticidal than the average animal, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct.
This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises.
Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
They effectively made that game already, just with sharks and it was awesome
Dolphins never killed anyone and if they did they deserved it.
>>714440127Killer Whales are dolphins...
They have a rep...
>>714440329I wish I had a dolphin gf...
>>714440450They're also quite aesthetic so clearly their intelligent brain naturally selects some degree of that. It's peculiar that ay?
Then I look at octopi and think:
>but you're smart too and you choose to look like thatIt would explain niggers though.
>>714440450>can't get pregnantLet's see about that when my mermaid harem takes shape in 20-something years.
>>714440027I was going to say that there was a Jaws game about this sort of but this counts.
>>714440450>dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin>a woman will flip out if you fuck another womanCoincidentally, a woman will also flip out if you fuck a dolphin.
