utterly incomprehensible - /v/ (#714446035) [Archived: 714 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 3:58:38 AM No.714446035
1280px-Xbox-Duke-Controller
1280px-Xbox-Duke-Controller
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WHAT WERE THEY
THINKING
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:03:01 AM No.714446336
the actual answer: the oversized circuit boards it used had been premanufactured and they couldn't get a smaller version in time
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:06:44 AM No.714446597
>>714446035 (OP)
I remember even Shaq said it felt like a bread loaf in his hands. Absolute dogshit. The ONLY thing that kept xbox afloat were the Halo kiddies.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:07:47 AM No.714446667
>>714446035 (OP)
They were worried people might forget what console they were playing.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:08:14 AM No.714446705
>>714446035 (OP)
the only problem i had with it was the buttons odd shape. they had too much of a peak that hurt my fingertips after long sessions. the sticks were ok, the dpad was weird, but usable. i actually liked the size and shape. there should more modern controllers that go for a duke-sized alernative version because they all feel a little tiny to me.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:10:04 AM No.714446824
>>714446035 (OP)
The only issue was the white and black buttons being tucked up in the corner. Otherwise, quit being such a fucking handlet
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:11:42 AM No.714446943
>>714446035 (OP)
>The perfect size
We need to go back
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:12:41 AM No.714447001
>>714446035 (OP)
I loved it.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:13:18 AM No.714447042
>>714446035 (OP)
he's a big boi
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:13:37 AM No.714447057
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>>714446035 (OP)
I was fine with the later redesign, but this is still a genuinely comfy controller.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:14:06 AM No.714447087
>>714446035 (OP)
chonk
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:14:22 AM No.714447108
>>714446035 (OP)
Possibly the best gamepad. All it needs are shoulder buttons.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:14:54 AM No.714447142
>>714446035 (OP)
The face buttons looked like jelly beans
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:15:31 AM No.714447190
images (4)
images (4)
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>>714446035 (OP)
Back when consoles had this little thing called SOUL (pic related)
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:16:15 AM No.714447247
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>>714446824
>white and black buttons
Even as a kid those seemed weird
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:17:15 AM No.714447324
>>714447190
That weird thing is surprisingly comfortable.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:18:50 AM No.714447457
>>714447190
>OP posts garbage
>you also post garbage
literally nobody cares about this faggot controller except smash groomers
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:19:45 AM No.714447530
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>all these handlets
buncha limpwristed soi-chugging numales here, they piss their frilly pink panties at the sight of a real man's controller
sad!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:19:54 AM No.714447537
>>714447190
>>714447247
Gamecube loses because I like 4 colorful buttons instead of 2 :D
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:20:28 AM No.714447576
>>714446035 (OP)
This controller is great if you have man hands. I didn't like it too much when I first used one as a 10 year old, but I much prefer it over the S controller today.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:22:24 AM No.714447710
>>714447457
>zoomer prefers SOULless goyslop
Pathetic
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:22:46 AM No.714447726
>>714446035 (OP)
It's a Sega controller
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:23:27 AM No.714447771
Sony-DUALSHOCK-2-Controller
Sony-DUALSHOCK-2-Controller
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>>714447190
I always hated how there was only one Z shoulder button on the right and not on the left. I also hated how there was only a start button and no select button. I much preferred the PS2 controller.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:24:31 AM No.714447848
this thing feels better to hold in my hand compared to any other controller. it's just the right size.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:25:29 AM No.714447910
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1694808314808865
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The duke, original xbox s, gamecube, xbox 360/one/series x and switch pro controllers are all the best controllers of all time. Xbox may have fucked everything up after the original xbox console-wise, but their controllers have remained amazing.

I'm sorry you're all manlets with tiny hands, but these are facts.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:29:32 AM No.714448157
>>714446035 (OP)
i have relatively small hands but even back at launch i had no problem grippin the duke
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:34:40 AM No.714448486
I was using this when was 10 just fine.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:34:41 AM No.714448490
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d351a306c40632e0becd05232dea4eb5
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>>714446035 (OP)
what could have been.....
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:35:16 AM No.714448527
>>714446824
They were in a three over three layout. The S controller put them below the diamond and inset them so you needed a stylus to push them (assuming you had man hands, which you probably don't).
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:43:06 AM No.714449068
man standing next to Xbox duke controller
man standing next to Xbox duke controller
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:44:31 AM No.714449150
>>714447771
To be fair, by the time that generation came out the Select button was used for fuck-all in 90% of games. Not having a ZL was a mistake though.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 5:26:11 AM No.714451671
>>714446597
>food analogy