Bros before Hos

Meth before everything else.

>>714449490 (OP)
...sometimes

Didn't he bum the Sphere Hunter and give him an STD?

>>714449490 (OP)
This fag started the campaign to cancel GOW:Ascension right?

>sells out the entire industry for his coke dealer, zoe quinn

>>714449490 (OP)
I used to think morgan was the eye candy and he was the gamer. Now I know it was the other way around. Why did this fag even exist?

>>714449490 (OP)
Him, Mark Hamill and JK Rowling had be one of the more devastating examples of why you shouldn't hero worship someone who brought you entertainment when you were younger.

>>714449923
>h-he's just tired!

That crackhead is nobody's bro.

>>714450021
that was Anthony Cumia

Norwood status?

>>714451665
Sessler wasnt the eye candy or the gamer. He was the jew

>>714449490 (OP)
Is this the guy who gave Suzi AIDS?

>>714449923
Having done coke, I don't buy that being his intoxicant, very likely it was some Adderall or other amphetamine.

He is living his life not thinking about you pathetic incels at all meanwhile every waking moment of yours is spent with him living rent free in your head

>>714454367
Yeah, I'd say it was more likely he was probably doing speed capsules to keep himself awake like truck drivers do

>>714454584
Hey Adam, it's been 20 years, you want your penis back?
https://youtu.be/fzHZT_Y2Xbg?si=eUXwTIN28FKBE977

He makes believe in real life like he did in vidya.

>>714451716
What's wrong with Mark Hamill and JK Rowling?

>>714454584
This would be believable if he didn't make several angry tweets about gamers

>>714455432
He's got stubby arms.

>>714449490 (OP)
>when you realize after watching his post xplay stuff that he was just an actor saying lines given to him by the writers who were the actual people you admired

life teaches you many lessons...

>>714449490 (OP)
I never really had issue with Sessler until that one achievement he got upset about and it was over fucking nothing. He totally overreacted.

>>714454584
>He is living his life not thinking about you pathetic incels at all
Definitely not. Sessler admitted he's a junkie and his wife left him. He really really fucking hates gamers...and Palestinians.
https://youtu.be/YwU25T4yFgU?t=8588

>>714453185
Yeah, he was always acting like he was one of us, talkin’ games and pretending to be passionate, but the second it got inconvenient or didn’t feed his ego? He bailed and started throwing shade at the entire community that made him relevant in the first place. Absolute snake behavior.

>>714460561
Why can't people on the internet talk normally as opposed to just yelling at and talking over each other, fucking hell. I don't know if I hate Sessler or that other guy more.

>>714449490 (OP)
Would you rather spend 1 night with prime Morgan Webb raw and unprotected or get bro back his job to relive the glory days?

>>714461919
That's hardly a contest.

>>714453827
>Metreon
Take me back. it also coincides with Sanfransisco basically being a huge playground before it went to shit.

>>714461919
First choice, but with Kate Botello.

i want to bang jane douglas

>>714460561
>I HAVE FUCKING FAMILY THERE WHO SURVIVED THE GODDAMN HOLOCAUST

>>714449490 (OP)

Is he still doing tranny porn to pay for his crank habit or did he finally get the help he needs?

>ate footsteps
>ate synthesized music
>ate 2D graphics
>ate weebshit
>luv me live orchestra
>luv me shilling games I worked (stole credit) on
>luv me Guinness World Records
When did you realize he was the one true G4 reviewer?