>Human supremacist who posts racism against Bataraians on every extranet forum he can
>also has an asari wife

Typical..

kill batarians
curbstomp vorcha
throw krogans into the airlock
snap asarian necks
put geth into the microwave

>>714475816 (OP)
if you didn't romance Miranda, you are gay and retarded

>>714475816 (OP)
the lighting sucks dick in this game

>>714475816 (OP)
Isn't every other species extremely racist against humans in the first game?

there's a possibility that an asari mated with a batarian
fucking disgusting

>>714476039
>barren
>micheal Jackson face

>>714475816 (OP)
You mean a quarian wife.

>>714475816 (OP)
Asari?

>>714477159
>>714477209
This genetically flawed romanian space thief and her entire race deserve only smallpox

>>714475816 (OP)
>>714477159
Yes, Samara, with Tali as a pet.

>>714476039
she's gross in her soul

>>714475816 (OP)
>racism against Bataraians
But Batarians aren't a race, they're a disease.

>>714475816 (OP)
asari are human adjacent

>>714475816 (OP)
Not my problem all the other options were inferior.

>>714477262
Asari are literally evolved to be whores

>>714475816 (OP)
>even far future journos can't be fucked to double check their text salad
QUARIAN wife

>>714475816 (OP)
Why do human males contantly talk about exterminating Batarians and turning all Asari into sex slaves?

>>714476039
Sorry, I only fuck Quarians

>>714477980
asari were always uplifted blue monkey sex slaves

>>714477980
>and turning all Asari into sex slaves?
This is false. The term "sex slave" implies they would still be considered a person.

>>714475816 (OP)
No self-respecting human mingles with the asari.

>>714478219
I don't respect myself, but I respect the asari even less

>>714475816 (OP)
>become a highly respected human commander
>lure young quarian onto his ship with a promise of helping her with her """pilgrimage"""
What did bioware mean by this

>>714477209
This is actually more believable

Funny watching whorians try to dismiss Asari because they're actually fuckable unlike their fishtank bimbos.

>>714477262
Palestinians* get it right from rannoch to the veil the quarians will prevail

>>714475816 (OP)
The Batarian Enforcer was one of the very best classes in Mass Effect 3's janky-ass Killing Floor-style multiplayer, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>714478754
No, they're just shitty pickpocket like gyppos
All they do is steal tech

>playing through legendary edition
>something feels off but not sure what
>realization hits me
>no GO GO GO
>no I WILL DESTROY YOU
>no WATCH OUT
>no ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
>no YOU MUST DIE

why

>>714478864
>stolen homeland
Check
>wear desert grab
Check
>based on arabic phonetics
Check
>launch 10/7 and get rekt by the jeth
Check
>scraps together bottle rockets and garbage to fight the superiorly equipped jeth
Check
>hated minority outside of liberals who pity them and neo nazis rooting for them against the common enemy
CHECK

>>714479193
>neo nazis rooting for them against the common enemy
I side with the geth.

>Human supremacist who posts racism against Bataraians on every extranet forum she can
>also has a Batarian boyfriend
many such cases

>>714479621
miranda needs to die whether or not she fucks batarians, that particular way just lines up a 2 for 1 shot.

>>714479349
>he sides with the Israeli stand ins
Rannoch was promised to the jeth 300 years ago after the quarians holocausted them

>>714479621
>whorian cuck fetish
Imagine that. Go have your slut die from a grain of dust.
>>714479832
Geth are smarter and acted in self-defence because the zoguarians had an inferiority complex and decided to exterminate them. The geth are Aryan and the Quarians are jews.

>>714480016
Remember the six million processors that died in the morning war the jeth are the chosen people we had to kill those 17 million quarians in the Gaza fleet goy they were threatening another electric shoah that's why we dropped jdams on quarian babies goy

Marrying an asari just makes sense. They come with too many perks compared to other women

>>714480512
name 5 (five) perks

*hits red sand*
Is marrying Asari the ultimate cuckoldry?

This one cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than marrying Asari. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, supporting and preparing a girl for all your life solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man the second you die. All the hard work you put into your beautiful wife - getting money, making her go to the gym, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, marrying her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Married the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who wasn’t even born when she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you taught her. Your own daughters, which themselves are the near ultimate cuckoldry and all you’re ever going to get, aren’t even made from your DNA.

As a man who has Married an Asari you are LITERALLY dedicating the rest of of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>714480303
It was our land three thousand years ago until the evil Geth killed us in retaliation for killing them. Now we roam the galaxy as wandering victims. Also, ignore all similarities between us and the volus.

>>714480557
Blue butt
Blue boobs
Always young
Guaranteed grandchildren
Beautiful voice

>>714480798
ME2 had butch daddy asari with butch voice and it was more ugly cute than beautiful.

>>714480512
>Whoria
>benefits
Literally the most likely race to cuck you, turians are better hell quarians are way better too

>>714480557
>will remain beautiful your entire life
>get mind sex on top of regular sex
>don't need condoms (control over whether she gets pregnant or not)
>every single one can use biotics for sex
>bloobs
>batarians seethe about it online

>>714480719
>hyper advanced military full of stolen tech
Check
>crushes the out gunned enemy
Check
>insane doomsday cult inside it's faction desperate to bring in the messiah (reapers) and the end of days
Check
>libtard jew devs force apologia for them and their crimes because "a long time ago they got super deaded"
Check
>genocides a people and gets away with it because they were threatened with annuda shoah
CHECK
>claims they are willing to create a two state solution with their opponents in which they will have all the power in the relationship
CHECK
H
E
C
K

On the jeth and their lies

>>714480995
>ugly with retarded tentacle cornrows

>>714481270
How is it stolen tech when it's the same as them? The Geth/Quarian story is just preadamism in that the Quarians (jews) thought they were promised the covenant (Rannoch) but then the newer race (Christians/Whites) came along and proved superior to them. The Geth won (destruction of the Second Temple) and then ruled Rannoch for hundreds of years (HRE). The Quarians meanwhile spread over the galaxy (jewish disapora) and leached off every other species (coin clipping, usury). The Geth wanted peace this entire time until the Quarians demonstrated again they wanted Geth extermination (Protocols of Zion) so the Geth had no choice but to respond radically (Holocaust). Of course, the poor quarians were seen as the victim in all this.

>>714476039
>if you didn't romance Miranda, you are gay and retarded
People like Miranda? She's ugly, boring, and a bitch. And this is coming from someone who normally LIKES her archetype (femme fatales, ice queens, tsunderes etc.)
Ashley is way better than Miranda. Her romance in 1 is underrated as fuck and my favorite one after Tali's.

>>714481701
I'm sure all the faggots here love the thought of stroking some disgusting squishy tentacle but personally I'm just never gonna touch her "hair"

>>714476039
that fivehead is the most unnattractive PC in the franchise
I'll take the clown bitch in Andromeda over her

>>714481919
I like her because she's voiced by Yvonne Strahovski

>>714480512
I can think of one

I have no idea why but this meme makes me chuckle every time

>>714481873
I would take your point under consideration if
A bioware WASN'T liberal and was secretly based as shit
B whites currently dominated Palestine

>>714482156

>>714478754
>genocide
Five hundred years and still no proof of this supposed geth sentience. You can't genocide someone that's not even there. Geth are just robots, automata running on a brazillion if/then statements.
The only crime you can commit against a geth is property damage and perhaps emotional distress to it's owner.

Is this the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?

>>714482481
>FemShep
Not canon.

>>714482253
>A bioware WASN'T liberal and was secretly based as shit
Never has to be intentional. The truth shines through even to the most simple-minded lefties eventually. CDPR didn't intend for the Wild Hunt(Jesus Christ and His angels) to save the Aen Seidhe (White race) from extinction by taking them back to the Aen Elle (Heaven); nor did Bungie intend the Covenant to be a depiction of a jewish-led (San-Shyuum) globalist organisation that places other races (unggoy) as disposable fodder and replaces the noble Sangheili (Whites) with savage brutes (Jiralhanae) when things start falling apart.

Batarians are literally space incels

>>714482035
>>714482504
Gem alarm

>>714482481
BIG

Why play other class beside Soldier? You got cuck out half of the guns by picking other classes and the abilities don't make up for it.

>Want to recruit Legion early to see people react to him
>His recruit mission trigger endgame so you can only take him on mission for like 2 missions

>>714482573
>we must commit extreme death of the author to the point of murdering them for my analysis to be true
Im sorry it doesn't hold up halo was gwot propaganda (and it worked) and the geth quarian conflict is the Israeli Palestinian conflict from a liberal jews pov
>>714482309
I agree total jeth death day of the emp when?

>>714482737
>this is the kind of person who they actually drew in with their "MASS EFFECT 2 IS JUST LIKE GEARS OF WAR" marketing
Adept is 1000x as fun as any gun

>>714482863
Lies always collapse under their own weight, and the truth surfaces once more. You'll learn this eventually, anon.

>>714481919
Miranda was right in every instance

>>714482737
Because Sentinel is busted in 2.

>>714476618
most yes

>>714475816 (OP)
Guys with hair tend to be gay, so I know why he picked Liara and his canon cock.
Best Shep, best game, best alignment, best girl.

>>714482847
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/384
>>714482737
>Why play other class beside Soldier? You got cuck out half of the guns by picking other classes and the abilities don't make up for it.
Because they're fun and play differently?
https://youtu.be/EbJe88Q7F6w
https://youtu.be/JR7F_yPsMuw
https://youtu.be/d2LJn_nG_wY
https://youtu.be/QbsjrAgl9Dc

>>714483404
Sorry, nothing's as busted in 2 as adrenaline rush + Mattock

>>714482847
Use a save editor to add him to your squad and bypass that, and/or keep resetting the value of missions since recruitment to 0.

>>714483231
Oh i agree it's why tali became best girl and people holocausted the geth for her despite the geth's insanely sympathetic portrayal

>>714483516
You're bald

>>714483664
Originally by choice, but now it's both choice and nature. I never knew what to do with hair, and every guy with hair seemed unmanly.
Also, not having a faggy mop means it's easier to make a me character.

>>714483742
>originally because I was balding, but now it's because I'm bald
kekeroni

>>714483578
>Sorry, nothing's as busted in 2 as adrenaline rush + Mattock
Vanguard and Sentinel are way stronger, even on Insanity, if you're good at the game
https://youtu.be/4iQSuVfTfJ8
Soldier also can't do this
https://youtu.be/db1hDessQf4

There is no hypocrisy in hating low IQ races (blacks, arabs, jeets, spics, etc.) and dating/marrying a high IQ race (white, jewish, east asian)

>>714483538
What about the mod that add a button to when you want to start main story mission?

>>714483824
>you can't rush around like a retard and probably die 30 times before you perfect the section!
Cool. And?
You can stay in cover, activate Adrenaline Rush, and put an entire magazine into a Harbinger drone's head

>>714483801
>can't read
I started shaving in 4th grade because if I had hair, I'd look like a (You). I didn't start losing my hair until I was 30, and I just noticed it in between shaves. I'm still only barely thinning, which is annoying because if I went full Picard, my shower time would be cut in half.

>>714483846
It's not about IQ. It's about self-preservation and winning. You subsume your own people with others because of bullshit metrics like that, you lose. You utilise eugenics if you want improvements like that.

So if there is a ME game that let you pick the race too, which race would you choose to play as? Also each race will have their own starting mission like in Dragon Age Origin. I probably gonna pick Elcor

I don't find asari attractive. They're all bald.

>>714483993
>if I had hair
Yep that's definitely only a hypothetical for you. Stay coping, baldie

>>714483742
So guys, how many levels of cope do you think this is?

>>714483970
>Adrenaline Rush
I've used that twice by accident. It's magic and therefore reserved for homosexuals.
>>714484009
Human, obviously.
>>714484032
>can't read
I bet you don't speak American as a first language.
>>714484047
>can't read
I KNOW you don't speak American as a first language.

>>714484047
Do you really wanna know? Are you really, really, actually sure? It's not pretty
Okay, here you go
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/76ezcvw2jgltauKm3wGgFw/
Searching for posts with the image hash ‘76ezcvw2jgltauKm3wGgFw==’. 28 results found.

>>714483970
>and probably die 30 times before you perfect the section!
Literal skill issue
>You can stay in cover, activate Adrenaline Rush, and put an entire magazine into a Harbinger drone's head
You prefer that to zipping around like a pinball as a Vanguard, or marching forward as an unstoppable tank as a Sentinel, or sneaking around the enemy to fight them guerrilla warfare style as an infiltrator?

>>714484160
>if it's not my schizo walls, it shouldn't be reposted
Every day is repost day.

>>714484185
>You prefer that to zipping around
I said it's the most broken build. Not my fault the more fun builds are weaker, ME2 is just dogshit like that. If the game was good, Adept wouldn't be a slog
As it stands, Soldier with a Mattock is the most powerful build in the game

>>714484297
Shame there's nothing equivalent to the Mattock in 1.

>>714484297
>I said it's the most broken build.
It's objectively not. Vanguard is so OP that it can literally speed run every mission in like 5-10 minutes on Insanity. If you have fast reflexes and a claymore, then you can effortlessly beat any encounter 2 throws at you much faster than a soldier with mattock can
https://youtu.be/5TDiS1Xsocw
See that video? It's a guy speedrunning Tali's quest on Insanity in less than 7 minutes, the boss fight included
>As it stands, Soldier with a Mattock is the most powerful build in the game
Objectively incorrect

I love Tali but I fucking hate the Quarians.
>Make AI but constantly say "nuh uh it's not REAL AI!"
>All is fine and dandy and they don't anticipate any sort of exponential reaction of multiple geth getting smarter and smarter enough to gain sentience
>"Hey uh creator do I have a soul?"
>Understandably Quarians shit themselves over this but instead of doing ANYTHING else or thinking of ANY OTHER OPTIONS they just try to order 66 the geth
>Get their shit kicked in because a bunch of weak meatbags tried to fight off perfect immortal machines
>Almost wiped out, and easily could have become extinct but the geth don't give chase
>"SHEPARD PLS FEEL BAD FOR US!! WAAAHH!!!! :(((("
Tali, Kal'Reegar, and Shala'Raan vas Tonbay are the only reasons I don't instantly just let the Geth genocide the quarians in ME3

>>714484509
I love all qussy, male or female.

>>714484491
>look, here's a speedrunner
It's okay to lose an argument, friend. You don't have to bring up shit that doesn't matter. Soldier has
>range
>protection (cause you don't need to get up in the enemy's face)
>highest DPS
Vanguard is used for speedruns cause you get to traverse the map faster during combat, however no one would use "you end up at the far side of the enemy encounter" when rating how broken a build is. I assume you will now pretend that was always one of your most important criteria just to win the argument
Either way, no more (you)s
Go try out Soldier + Mattock in the actual game sometime instead of looking up videos of speedtroons. Have a great day

>>714484509
The problem is that the council make really broad ban on developing AI so when someone accidentally make AI, they panic because they fear the council. Really most of the issue of the galaxy can be trace back to the council making short-sighted decisions.

Quarian supremacy!

>>714484751
Vanguard can literally tank bosses, anon. I just linked two videos earlier in this thread, one where a Vanguard tanks two Ymir mechs without cover, and another where a Vanguard demolishes a Geth Colossus in CQC without even using a medgel.
You are in literal denial that Vanguard is better.

Sentinel is the best class as it has an answer for everything (biotics for organics; tech for synthetics).

>there are "humans" who actually fell for the reaper brainwash and believe green is the good end rather the worst one.
Red > blue > shoot the kid > green

>>714484919
It doesn't really matter if you just gun them down. However, as an adept in 3 I always take energy drain as my bonus power to deal with shields

>>714484919
>Sentinel is the best class as it has an answer for everything (biotics for organics; tech for synthetics).
Yup. In 2, it's unstoppable. Once your build comes online, you almost never need cover, even on Insanity.

>>714480873
Shepard should have had a female Turian romance option

>>714484946
I only beat it once (gave up just recently again), and don't remember which color is which.

>>714485067
Red is destroy (explosions are red)
Blue is control (robots are blue because electricity)
Green is synthesis (new life is green)

>>714484946
extremely based red enjoyer

>>714484946
I saw Anderson gunning that thing down and I knew I had to follow his lead

The game came and went, and nobody in the industry attempted to copy it.
am unsure if that is insulting or if there something I am overlooking. it just a-third person shooter; what makes it so difficult to imitate?
Genially getting piss off

>>714485249
Isn't that one cRPG dev currently making Mass Effect but as The Expanse

>>714485169
Oh, I chose green so the geth could help Tali eventually get out of that suit and get naked.

>>714485067
Green is you turn everyone into husks like the illusive man did to himself because the reapers told him he was in control

>>714484751
>Go try out Soldier + Mattock in the actual game sometime instead of looking up videos of speedtroons.
I somehow missed this in ny previous post, so let's address it. I would like to add that I've beat 2 on Insanity multiple times. I've done a soldier run, a vanguard one, and a sentinel one. Sentinel was the easiest because you're nigh invincible, Soldier was pretty easy once I got the hang of it because of adrenaline rush + mattock headshots, but Vanguard? I was struggling hard with it at first, but once I got it down, I could effortlessly rape every encounter in half the time a soldier or sentinel took. Vanguard is a high risk, high reward style, but if you're good at the game, then it's easily the fastest dps in the game ontop of being surprisingly tanky even on Insanity due to charge constantly replenishing your shields + stunning the enemies you're fighting

>>714484946
ME3 only has one ending. Red.

>>714485067
Red - Destroy da Reapers
Blue - Control da Reapers
Green - Synthesis, all organics become machines
Shoot kid - Reapers kill everyone

>>714484946
>still shilling for the indoctrination fanfic in the year of our lord and savior 2025

>>714485347
I thought it was just Shepard who joined with the reapers. Maybe it was blue.

>>714484627
sure this but theyre still not people

>>714485473
Their poop chutes are red and shitty on the inside.

>>714485049
>Not wanting a brojob from Garrus

>>714485390
Ah yes, the revolutionary army known as "da reapahs". We have dismissed those claims
>>714485369
I remember playing Vanguard the first time I played this game and it was great fun. For some reason what I remember most is getting absolutely raped by the Vorcha during that section for Mording where you activate the ventilation system or whatever

Mass Effect 1 > Mass Effect 3 > Advent Rising > Mass Effect 2 > The Outer Worlds

>>714485691
Uhh bro? Andromeda?

>>714485723
genuinely forgot that exists/10

>>714485282
no aliens in the expanse

>>714485723
Not him but Andromeda is such a mediocre game.
I like Drack, Your character's father, Vetra, and Sam, but everyone else is either forgettable or shit.
Combat is fun, but the open world kinda sucks. The plot is just boring and you repeat doing the same shit constantly.
Also the Angara are disgusting to look at and I hated being in proximity to them

>>714485831
how many batarians do you get to kill?

>>714485691
>Advent Rising and ME3 above 2
>1 above 2, despite 1 being a decent game
That made me lol out loud so hard that I had to find a gif from a movie I never saw to express my feelings.

>>714485831
>Combat is fun
This is what people always told me, but I couldn't even finish the first planet before I dropped the game. The combat is shit, just give me ME3 combat back

>>714485249
Exodus and The Expanse: Osiris Reborn both look promising. I think they both have ex-Mass Effect team talent too.

>>714485898
I still have it installed, but I quit after the first planet as well. I'll have to create a new goblin and start over if I ever go back to it.

>>714485898
>I couldn't even finish the first planet before I dropped the game
That's the thing. After the tutorial planet I think you unlock a class where you can just use all skills. Then you can mix tech, biotic, and combat skills for combos. Maybe I'm remembering with rose tinted glasses but it was a nice change from the trilogy cover shooting stuff.
>>714485884
Zero, which is another reason why the game is so shit

>>714485831
You will get angara in Mass Effect 4 and you will be happy.

>>714483742
jesus this was hard to read. just get some fucking Rogaine you doublenigger

>>714475816 (OP)
because asari are based tradwives

>>714486005
That doesn't make it more fun thoughever. ME3 is fun with a pure class too
IIRC the skills were just shit and the game was very gun-focussed
If I push + pull a basic grunt, he should fucking explode and take 2 more basic grunts with him
Also no control over squadmate abilities is just ass
Maybe I'll try it again sometime but it's unlikely

>>714486104
Nice samefag. Should I expect another 30 minutes from now?

>>714480512
>>714480798
>>714480995
Holy fuck you god damn coomers. You understand that they are mind raping you right? They do not actually look like that, they have tricked your senses into seeing them like that. They are a god damn parasite who change your perception. You would quite literally be better off with an AI/robot waifu, as they do not exist just to lie to you like Asari

>>714486153
Again, maybe I'm remembering it too fondly, idk. It could have been a fun game but nu-Bioware didn't have the right people to make it

If you have an Asari wife she will fuck 100 more men (and women) after you die and your time with her will be a fleeting memory

>>714486271
>this matters somehow
I'd love to meet the average /v/aginalbelch and pick his mind. It'd be worth writing a book about.

>>714486214
>still posting the "this bachelor party joke dialogue is canon" shit like 15 years later
Goddamn man, give it a rest
Asari are designed by a human artist to make the dick of humans hard

>>714486192
you should expect to still be a bald pinhead faggot 30 minutes from now

>>714484946
>greenfags

>>714486467
You're so mad that I don't look like walking broccoli like you. Are you that upset, unc? Fr fr, no cap ong? Is your skibidi rizz all ahhh liminal?

>>714485928
and neither will succeed
exodus will fail by being more liberal in orientation then the original mass effect (at a time when the liberal view of the future is in question)
the expanse while having a view of the future audiences will connect with lacks a major thing mass effect had
ALIENS (exodus also lacks this but weird transhumans should kinda help)
lets face it we ALL want to fuck these things, hell people want to fuck TURIANS weird alien pussy IS a major drive for this universe

Has there ever been a single valid criticism of the Control ending or do we all just agree it's the optimal choice?

>>714486638
how many years have you gone on like this? take rogaine and shrink your dick, right now

I want to F*** samara and her daughters

>>714486926
>Has there ever been a single valid criticism of the Control ending
The fact that you're dooming the galaxy to the will of one man literally modified by Reaper tech?
The fact that the Reapers still exist?

>>714486926
the reaper police state thing is cool ig but it's completely unnecessary unless of course you cured the genophage because 1 krogan you met in your life was decent.

>>714486797
I'd skip The Expanse because it was a Syfy original series.
I don't know anything about Exodus, but we'll see when it's close to completion.
>>714487027
>F***
Do you know where you are? Trannies like >>714486997 say what they want, so you can, too.

>>714487147
either you troon out with rogaine or with hrt, baldie, make a decision

>>714487095
Yeah but that man is literally me so it's ethical

>>714487254
You're so concerned about my appearance? Want to have sex? I give a mean reacharound.

Worship Asari

>>714487321
>You're so concerned about my appearance
You've been posting cope about it for over a year

>>714486797
I agree aliens add much needed variety to sci-fi settings. Mass Effect, Star Wars, and 40K all understand this.

>>714487258
Based

Barely contained arousal: Our human women belong to Krogan cocks.

>>714487582
This is just a factually true statement

>>714487582
its a timeshare

>>714480512
The patrician choice is having both a human wife to continue your bloodline and an Asari for all other needs. You can even share her with your wife for group mind sex. I wonder if melding threesomes work.

>>714487446
so trve. a big part of the sc-fi setting is the exotic nature of life on other planets, a part of that is sexual in nature and provides a vitality to the world. it appeals to the male gamer fantasy of exploring new frontier worlds and banging strange alien gash. nihlistic settings where space is empty and devoid of life are dull and almost always sexless as well.

>>714475816 (OP)
I hate to say it but I liked Mass Effect.
Any space opera game on the horizon?

>>714487582
>>714487638
>>714487667
Voluscucks projecting. Stay sissies for BHC.

>>714480691
You're just a big, BASED jellyfish

My wife is an Elcor, thank you. You've never lived until you've heard.
Extreme arousal: Cum inside me, I want your baby

>>714487825
its a three-way timeshare

>>714487776
none. and don't expect any good RPGs from the industry for another decade, there are no good writers in AAA and indies do not have the budgets for a game that is up to modern standards, which mostly comes down to full voice-acting.

>>714487373
Need it uncensored.

Embarrassed arousal: Why were Elcor women made for human dick?

>>714487914
>>714488079
>Elcor (male)

>>714488112
Genuinely offended: I'm an Elcor female.

>>714487947
I had no hope, yet it still stings. The realization that no good thing will happen in my lifetime . . .

>>714486926
The Reapers will eventually assume control again and continue the cycle. The only way to be sure that doesn't happen at some point down the line is to destroy them.
It's a speed bump at best, if even that when you consider how long they spend just waiting for the next cycle.
Even assuming you can control them without fail, you'd still need a way to fuel them, which is presumably what they were doing by feeding on organics to begin with.

>>714487947
Not having VA makes a game a better RPG though. Fuck off, retarded zoomer
>le modern standards

>>714488284
compromise: only maleshep VA for any MC and he just dismisses any bullshit other characters are talking "uh huh, sure whatever"

>>714488284
listen faggot, I didn't say I personally need everything voice-acted, but modern audiences will simply not buy an RPG without full voice acting, and that balloons your budget so much that indies cannot hope to intrude in that market.

>>714488284
nobody cares about crpgs
you big stupid jellyfish

>>714488435
>but modern audiences will simply not buy an RPG
Why would an indie dev care about having the mystical modern audience buy his game?
Also, you even pretending LE MODERN AUDIENCE is a thing gave it away. Go back

>>714487947
A.I. will fix this.

Why were they so completely incompetent and retarded? Why is the entire government controlled by the whims of three dipshits that won't even go "Huh maybe we should spend a half second to see if this decorated war veteran who has done nothing but save our asses since we've met him is telling the truth"

Was it just because they're racist against humans?

Human bitches *skrrtt* love volus *skirrrrt* co-*skiiiiiiirt*cock

>>714488487
>Why would an indie dev care about having the mystical modern audience buy his game?
for $$$ so he can make a bigger and better game?
>le modern audience
the modern normie audience is what turns games into successes anon, search your feelings
>>714488542
AI just multiplies what a single person can do, that person still has to be a good writer, coder, level designer, etc.

>>714485831
>Combat is fun, but the open world kinda sucks
The open world ruins the combat because 9 out of 10 encounters is like 5 dudes next to a truck out in the middle of nowhere
I only really had fun when you where fighting your way through the bad guys ship because there was some actual area design here instead of the same generated shit over and over again

>>714488740
>for $$$ so he can make a bigger and better game?
Yeah you're for sure a zoomer. Thanks for confirming it

>>714488796
ok we get it, you are old and bitter about aging, but where's the argument?

>>714486926
Nah. Eventually people will grow concerned or worried about Sheploo's total control. We as the player know that Shepard is a G and wouldn't cause any shit but the entire galaxy probably wouldn't, eventually some resistances would pop up and cause more issues

>>714488284
All fucking valvefaggots must fucking hang

>>714487776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmJxSKn47EE

What does a Batarian female look like?

>>714488626
>Why were they so completely incompetent and retarded?
Because they're based off real world Governments

>>714488872
Why would I need to post any argument when you haven't made any? You just said every indie dev is only trying to maximize money and won't even touch RPGs because they don't have the budget to add VA. Anyone with half a brain knows at least 30 RPGs to prove you wrong, so I won't bother
Keep zoomin

>>714488224
>you'd still need a way to fuel them, which is presumably what they were doing by feeding on organics to begin with.
I Pretty sure it established that they turn organic beings into new reapers. You can say that's their reproduce cycle.

>>714488972
who cares, male batarians are already the biggest bitches in the galaxy

>>714489008
no no, I said indies cannot into RPGs up to modern standards, i.e. MASS EFFECT. because the guy I was replying to was asking if there was a similar space opera type game on the horizon. you are autistically fixated on the profit aspect for some reason that you are failing to grasp my point: to meet modern standards, indies require budgets they cannot muster, therefore indie devs will probably remain indie for the foreseeable future. Get it? their prospects for becoming established in the industry are low. Keep NIGGING

>>714488626
>uhhh dudes there's like a bunch of talking super spaceships out there and they want to kill us all!!!
>proof, commander?
>it came to me in a dream

>>714488626
the citadel government is decadent and humanity should just kill them and take it over... you DID kill them and take it over, right anon?
>>714489302
>it came to me in a dream
funny because suit recordings are thing in mass effect and for some reason you can't bring it up even though Ashley's squad has hard suit recordings from the battle directly prior to Sovereign's arrival on Eden Prime.

>>714489517
its not really your job to SAVE them so it's definitely not murder

>>714481919
>Ashley is way better than Miranda. Her romance in 1 is underrated as fuck and my favorite one after Tali's.
Yeah, but the problem with her is that she's only a decent character in ME1. She gets hit with the stupid stick in ME2 for the sake of pointless drama, and then gets bogged in ME3.

>>714488972
Like a male Batarian but you see more of the silhouette in the crosshair since you don't need to lead 'em as much.

>>714488969
This trailer is awful, but when I looked up the dev it all made sense.
Thanks for posting it anyway.

>>714489679
the virmire survivor always gets hit with stupid in 2, I blame the writing in 2 for being shit, apart from the character writing of your crew which is why everyone likes the game anyway.
>gets bogged in ME3
I like how bimbo-fied she is in 3. I especially like how it made trannies seethe on release.

>allow the universe to be flooded with bloodthirsty near-invincible, fast-breeding reptilians just because you need bodies to throw at a problem
>sacrifice tens of thousands of human lives to save a group of politically-important people who don't like you or your race
There are so many retarded options you can take in this game, I love it.

>>714490037
what's absolutely insane is that the devs actually think both of those are logical options instead of easy options. no one wants to be the one remembered for sending the injuns on the Trail of Tears, but someone's gotta do it.

>>714476039
Race mixing sterile whore xd

>Date a Turian
>Say she looks cute
>Her little mandibles wiggle
my heart would explode

>>714489934
same lead writer as KOTOR and ME1, but it does look an awful lot like typical wizards of the coast garbage with dogshit """modern audience""" designs

>>714490329
But what would you do when she hits you with
>Anon, would you still love me if I was batarian?

>>714475816 (OP)
Human supremists have Quarian wives though

>>714490392

why didnt anyone record sovereign making like 50 death threats in the span of a minute

>>714490507
>"AH yes Shepard the 'recordings', we have concluded these were fabricated by Geth."

>>714490507
Sovereign was just an advanced geth ship

>>714490565
what's a little odd to me is that a special forces guy like Shepard would implicitly understand that other military intelligence forces would be the guys you need to parley with to get anything done, he would not bother dicking around with the council. It's only by 3 where he is finally getting around to making backroom deals with STG and lone politicians.

why did the council accept a badly compressed low quality audio recording of saren's voice as proof that he went rogue?
do they not have tech to imitate voices or splice recordings?

>>714490797
anon, such an AI is far too advanced for 2183, what are you suggesting?

>>714490382
Remember Anthem? This trailer reminded me of that. Character designs alone are red flag.

>>714480873
>fem turian
Basado

>>714490930
but didn't they use technology exactly like that in ME2 during the kasumi mission?

>>714490797
My headcannon is they just accepted it because humanity wanted a specter anyway and they were getting sick of Shepard bugging them; so they just declared him rogue to get him to fuck off.

>>714491003
tbf, how many people played kasumi's mission who didn't pirate the legendary edition

Dextro women are made for human men

>>714491094
They're literally incompatible on a molecular level

>Be in cafe enjoying a cup of dextrocoffee
>Some Earth ape walks in playing at being C-sec, makes his order, also asks for dextrocoffee before heading back to his partner in the cruiser
>Hear snickering behind me
>"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
>"Damn right sister."
>"He looks like-"
>"Fucks Turian women?"
>"Yup."

I hate our women so fucking much

>>714475816 (OP)
Weird way to spell Jack and Miranda, but I'll allow it.

>>714491152
compatible on a pole in hole level, nerds can fix the rest of it

>>714488626
Nobody has a clue what's going on beyond the Perseus Veil and nobody wants to dedicate a fleet to go check it out because it will throw off the carefully maintained balance they have. I still agree though that even if they assumed the reaper was just Geth tech the fact that the Geth are capable of maintaining or building something that dangerous should have tipped everyone off to go figure out what's going on.
I also hate how the Terminus Systems are treated with kid's gloves when they don't really have the same capability of the council races at all.
>a war would be too costly we just can't ugh
Do these niggas even have a single dreadnought ong fr fr just blast all their spaceports and call it a day

>>714491152
Where there's a will there's a way. Mordin would back us up with something too

>>714491159
This has literally never happened

I would fuck every alien in the mass effect universe except batarians.

>>714491543
t. human female

>>714491159
Reparations from the first contact war

>>714491543
Enjoy your space AIDS.

>They're forcing humans into the next Fleet and Flotilla movie now

I have Homo-sapien fatigue

>>714492126
>check the director's species
>quarian
Fucks sake.

>>714492290
Volus you stupid cunt.

>>714476039
>romancing a tranny
LOL
LMAO

>>714492435
I'm 90% sure she's biologically female

>>714477081
>>714481919
>>714482003
>>714492435
>>714492506
Low T beta males

>>714486084
That game's been fully rebooted, after Veilguard's failure. We'll have to wait and see what's kept from that idea, in the next iteration of the game we will be seeing.

>>714479832
never 5get the six billion processes

>>714475816 (OP)
I just saw a video on the extranet of the great Commander Shepard mating with a batarian, what is this galaxy coming to.

>>714495295
This is slader!

>>714476039
She’s the only one I FUGGD in 2
Was always Liari for 9 of my playthroughs
I tired Ashley one time and she was too stuck up for how ugly she was, so I let the bomb blow the faggit Kaiden up on Virmire and ignored Ashley forever

>>714491159
This happens every single day

>>714475816 (OP)
Batarians are Jewish and Shepard did nothing wrong in that DLC.

>>714482156
Tali doesn't say this.

>>714491543
You'd fuck an elcor? A volus? A vorcha? A KROGAN?

>>714498407
Citation needed

>>714498586
Did he stutter?

>>714498586
Gladly.

Asari fuck Vorcha exclusively.

I don't feel all that attracted to the aliens, but the human women are all so terrible that there isn't much of a choice

>it has a metallic carapace (like fucking sandpaper)
>it has a fucking cloaca
>you literally cant eat its food
>vice versa also true
>youd kill it if it ate your cum
>it has a MOTHER FUCKING BEAK
>it stands at 6 foot 4 MINIMUM
would you?

>>714478964
I played through it all not long ago and there was plenty of those

>>714499208
If she liked me, of course.

>>714499208
Would she survive getting filled with human cum?

>>714476618
They arent white(human) so it isnt real racism.

>>714476039
kike hands type this

>>714476719
She would be dragged out in the presidium and tentacles shaved.

>>714476719
they're a race of whores, I'm sure they have fucked everything from elcor, to volus and vorcha, batarians and humans

>>714499504
Humans are gigachads in the setting so they would not only survive but they would find a way to impregnate her

>>714477081
SHAMONE commanduh

my canon is Geth Armature

>>714483824
Vanguard is trash in 2
I don’t care if you sat behind the wall and made a diagram of mook layouts in your head faggot, it’s garbage.

>>714501232
this is how baby geth are made

>>714501232
Batmetal

>>714501232
I miss the Mako, wish they kept it around for the next two games.

>>714483824
vanguard in 2 is the worst in the trilogy
that clip was one glitched charge away from dying at any moment it's extremely inconsistent
>I can't reach that target
>I can't reach that target
>recharge out of nowhere
>dead
that's the classic insanity vanguard experience

>>714502342
doing my first insanity run and just started me2 as vanguard
is it really that awful?

>>714502749
No it's OP unless you're a shitter

>>714502749
it's bullshit until you can upgrade your shotgun damage to +2, the 50% damage boost on armor, and spec into heavy charge
the gameplay loop is extremely obnoxious if you value your time too since you're constantly R1 buffering to make use of the bullet time and overloading shields before you get the upgrades

>>714480798
>Always young
Not true, if you get unlucky you might end up with an Asari who is just a decade or two away from going hag mode.

>>714498586
>not wanting the kroganussy

>asari gf left me for a human
>again
This is bullshit

>>714486926
Control ending sets up the most interesting sequel, but its objectively turning the galaxy into a dystopia

>>714491543
Kelly...

you people are fucking weird

>>714502749
ME2 vanguard is the peak of the series, Soldierfags just never shut up about having access to four guns in a game designed around hot swapping between two. Soldier missile is also the gayest shit, I would take Shepard being the missile over that any day. If you are not using powers you are playing budget Gears of War for the next 30 hours.

>>714488626
>There's a hidden cabal of evil jews, pedophiles and communists out there controlling the world! It's true! They even unleashed a plague upon mankind to destroy the middle class and leave us at the mercy of corporations and police states! Their planning to kill us all and escape into space!
Pfft. Crazy talk.

>>714503484
have any of you played vanguard on insanity? it's fun on any difficulty but that
I'd go so far as to say adrenaline soldier is what insanity is balanced around because anything else is just straight up not-fun and ME gameplay is just filler for the dating sim anyway

>>714475816 (OP)
>racism against Bataraians
They aren't people so its not racist

>>714503678
Have you ever wondered batarian eyeballs taste like? haha

My whole family's vacationing to the Bahak System next weekend. I hope it's as beautiful as I've heard

>>714504594
Eyeballs just taste like salty chunks of gristle.

>>714483998
I have personally engineered the white race to remain superior. Thank me later.

another cycle has completed

>>714503016
>hag mode
>unlucky