Oh snap!

https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BmAXzyY

>>714479036 (OP)
y

sybb thread

>>714479094
Is this really PEGI3?

>>714479204

>>714479461
>little to no shading
>flat lightning
>Xbox 360 level models

The things Nintendo get away with.

>>714479571
I know, it's impressive how they can make a game look this good while only using the fundamentals for 3D graphics.

>>714479036 (OP)
I feel I never noticed how fucking fat Samus's ass is. That thing looks ridicolous.

>>714479842
Nintendo saw the original Toy Story graphics and said "Yeah, that's good enough".

>>714479842
Nintendo saw the original Toy Story graphics and said "Yeah, that's good enough".

>>714479571
>>714480209
>imteractive and destructable tracks
>24 racers, twice as many as before
>huge completely interconnected tracks
>every single element can be wall ridden or bounced off of or grinded on
>characters immensely more expressive than before
amazing what actual GAME developers do with new hardware instead of rendering pores on ugly women in dogshit movie games

>>714479036 (OP)

>>714480656
What the fuck is up with Nintendo and fat buttocks? They're like the last company I expect to give female characters proper fatties.

And yet I've seen four examples in this thread.

pretending the women don't have butts and boobs isn't "family friendly" it's just misogyny and american protestant prudishness wrapped up in a flimsy facade of moral righteousness

>>714480839
It's not about "having butts", it's about what those butts look like. Look at Samus's ass, it looks ridicolous. So fucking fat.

>>714481141
She literally looks like a slut with a big ass (for her frame).

>>714479571
It is amazing how nothing you said was correct.

>>714480656
>>714481141
So that's why Splatoon is so popular

>>714479036 (OP)
>ass
Safe sexy, still family friendly.

>>714481495
But why make them fat and give them butt cracks? That's not safe sexy.

>>714479036 (OP)
Post-19th century White people ordinarily aren't attracted to asses, so Nintendo can get away with making them look good with out attracting too much attention from the prudes.

>>714481624
Zelda's butt is insane now. It's not just phat, it's straight up fat. Literally.

When are they going to purge all the "Hentai xxx" games off the eShop?

>>714479036 (OP)
>peach game was such a nothing burger that there isn't even any porn of the costumes
that's the worst part

>>714480947
no that's just what a completely average butt looks like with skin tight clothing
zelda's is the most "outrageous" of that selection but that's largely just to do with the stylistic shading

>>714482341

>>714479036 (OP)

>>714482395
If you think that huge, fat ass is "average", there's no hope for you.

>>714479094
You're fucking kidding me this is World. This looks exactly like Wii textures blown up on Dolphin. What the fuck?

>>714482568
They lifted over all assets from previous games. Nintendo's speciality.

>no splatoon or midna

>>714479094
why did they make peachs butt so skinny in mkw? that things supposed to be a weapon

>>714483485

>Another Coomer thread
Imagine taking screenshots of a videogame because you see pixilated ass HAHAHAHAHA

>>714482568
If you're a blind retard, maybe.

>>714479036 (OP)
Don't worry nintendofags, japanfags are just 5 years behind everyone else. They'll eventually catch up to westfags in their favorite character designs in 3 or so years.

>>714479036 (OP)
Kys nintendo jeet

>>714483653
I'm not the blind retard here.

>>714483653
Not a big difference.

>>714482493
that's what i'm talking about.
you've been so browbeaten by your prudish culture that you see a normal female body and start going ape about how obscene it is
you're sick in the head

>>714484057
This is not normal in any way, fat fag. This ass is literally huge, looks all fat and soft and even sags a little.

But I'm not like you, because I'm not surrounded by fat people skewing my definitions.

>>714479036 (OP)
This outfit reminds me of something

>>714481141

>>714484178
Are you Irish by chance

>>714484178
>This is not normal in any way, fat fag. This ass is literally huge, looks all fat and soft and even sags a little.
>But I'm not like you, because I'm not surrounded by fat people skewing my definitions.

>>714486579
This is a nice butt. Sad that this woman let her face go though, total manface.

>>714479036 (OP)
Zelda's is flabby but she does a bit of cardio so I don't think it's too big. Samus is athletic, so there's probably some muscle there.
Peach eats cake and sits around doing princess things, so it's pure fat; that thing jiggles.