holy fuck check steam

HOLY SHIT SWEENIES CHECK OUT EPIC

>>714486461 (OP)
fake. i only trust tyler mkvicker on this matter, and he didn't say it was dropping today

HOLY SHIT TURN ON YOUR SWITCH

HOLY SHIT LOG INTO SEGANET RIGHT NOW

>>714486461 (OP)
it's actually coming this quarter century according to Gman himself

https://x.com/mikeshapiroland/status/1874213952680607922

>>714486740
An Unreal remake would actually fuck, but sweeney is a gluttinous pig and needs more Fortnite money
>tfw no Jazz 3 to rival Sonic Mania either.

Hot damn.

>>714487712
Who would ever play this racist garbage? Gabe should take Kingdom Come 2 off steam.

>>714487712

I wonder, if Valve dropped Half-Life 3 with 2 days or 1 week of early access on Epic Games before releasing on Steam whether or not people would wait

>>714488069
Gabe would never do that, because he and Valve's other ruling nobility personally dislike Sweeney and are on record mocking him in official corporate communications.

Sweeney for his part just seethes and engages in ineffective lawfare via dummy companies.