Thread 714495174

Why did we never get a good nu-Star Wars video game?

>>714495174 (OP)
survivor was the closest thing to that i guess

Disney decided to make star wars a girl brand and completely disrespect the source material by sidelining or ruining Han, Luke and Leia. The heart and sword of most everything star-wars. They also hate the very concept of good and evil now, which is pretty stupid given Jedi and Sith.

>>714495174 (OP)
Because nu-star wars is ass. Like the reason all the prequel games did well was because they'd let you make your own character and be a Jedi or sith. The nu shit is after the Jedi purge so no OC characters

>>714495174 (OP)
She was a good friend.

they cast an ugly nigger grandma to play her

>>714495796
And a truly abhorrent slampig.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

>>714495174 (OP)
What the absolute fuck is wrong with artists that put this much emphasis on all the worst parts of the female form?

>>714496058
>>714496097
The duality of man
Venus shit sucks btw

>>714496058
That's what women in 2025 have been reduced to. It's the natural conclusion to promoting ugliness and filth.
>"Uoogh armpit smell uurghhh feet aah fat, stretch marks and cottage cheese skin oooouuaarghh I'm so horny I'm gonna goooon"

>>714495174 (OP)
Clone wars (both cartoons)?
FUACKING KINO

>>714495950
>It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea.
This part always cracks me up.

she's not just a sex object, y'know?

>>714496323
And this is a bad thing?

what does anal smell like bros

>>714495174 (OP)
I prefer this one

>>714496058
How does it feel to be gay?

>>714496734
Wipe your ass with your hand after not showering for 2 days and then smell it

>>714495174 (OP)
Because nu-wars itself is no good.

>>714495838
fuck off retard i know you did not just call rosario dawson a nigger grandma, kill yourself

The only real and acceptable Ahsoka has tiny tiny titties and is skinny like a reed.

>*sips*
>rey, i'm going to tell you a story.
>at the end of it, you'll finally understand why i refuse to be a jedi ever again, and hopefully you'll forget about this training nonsense too
>once, i met my father's apprentice, ahsoka tano. he and obi-wan kenobi had described her to me once before, said she was "the best he'd ever had", even better than my mom.
>obi-wan called her “a good friend”.
>he told me all about her reverse grip technique and how she brought an entire legion to its knees with just a glance.
>i thought he meant she was a great warrior.
>when i met her, i began to notice her constant side-eyeing and smug glances at me. it stirred something in me. that mighty skywalker blood, maybe.
>i asked her to show me why my father respected her so much, even during his days as darth vader.
>i shouldn't have asked.
>she put me down into the dirt and used her reverse grip technique. i was the hero of the rebellion, the legend, luke skywalker, and with one hand and two fingers i was nothing but her thala-siren to be milked, like this fat fuck right here.
>my father hadn't been very clear in his account, but what he meant was that he'd groomed her to be the nastiest little whore in the galaxy.
>she promised she was clean, but we both knew her soul was rotten.
>do you know what it's like, rey? to have your soul tainted like that? to have your innocence stolen by your father's whore? the hero of the galaxy, reduced to some orange hussy's 502nd.
>who am i kidding? you're a woman. you wouldn't know what it's like even if you were darth sidious' whore. but you'll find out about that another time. maybe when i'm dead.
>but i was left with shame, and that shame gave me clarity.
>i came to this planet to get away from w*men. it's a shame you had to ruin that.
>*sips*
>now get off my island

>>714497220
kek.
Did Rey ever use the reverse grip on Kylo?

>>714496690
yeah it is, thats how degenerates who only crave orgasms' think. Im sure you think its harmless cause you keep it all inside your head but truth be told this projects itself on every interaction you have with women. They can automatically sense you are thinking of them sexual or as a potential fuck, and thats why you never get laid.

>>714497220
why does /tv/ have the gemmiest greentexts?

>>714495174 (OP)
>Why did we never get a good nu-Star Wars video game?
We got three, they're called Battlefront 2, Jedi Fallen Order, and Jedi Survivor. The internet already knows these games are good and in 5-10 years this board will acknowledge it too.

>>714497774
sharty faggot

>>714497827
>Battlefront 2
Just because it got patched into not-shit it doesn't fix the entire loot box fiasco.
You niggers are pathetic.

>>714497661
Yes. While he was thinking about his mom.

>>714497996
I started playing it a few years ago and never got a whiff of the lootbox shitstorm. A game is more defined by its gameplay rather than some MTX drama from the game's beta phase.

>>714495174 (OP)
Post-ROTJ imperial warlord game when?
Fucking perfect opportunity for an empire builder sandbox, go around conquering systems in your star destroyer, fight off enemy fleets and control ground forces to take control of the planet. Literally mount and blade in space, it would be a fucking money printer.
But no, disney won't make anything that doesn't suck off the new shitublic or the terrorist alliance.

>>714497996
there shouldnt be any loot boxes now. If you have the celebration addition which costs 5 dollars right now on steam, you have access to everything. Its just flat out battlefront, the only difference being you cant walk up to vehicles to get in, you have to spawn into them