>Resident Evil Village gets re-released
>3 new alternate endings are included, where Ethan can romance Bela, Cassandra, or Daniela

Would you re-buy the game if this happened?

kys

No because there's no harem end

just post it already

>>714526447 (OP)
I haven't even PIRATED RE8, like I did with RE7 and the DEmake 2.
Crapcum has not made a good game in over 15 years.

>>714526447 (OP)
Bad good Ending where LadyD locks him in her Mansion and gang rapes Ethan with her daughters as a sex slave.

>>714526447 (OP)
I want to fuck ze bugs

Replayed it recently, fun game

>>714526447 (OP)
>>714526854
I love bitches with pale gray skin. But I think Raven gave me this fetish when I was a kid.

>>714526994
Well duh.

>>714527196
>ai slop

>>714526854
woah mama

>>714526447 (OP)
I like how we don't even know if he married Mia or whatever npher name was or was it Maria the entire time. He'll, I bet ex-wife sold him out somehow. I bet Ethan became a mold man because ex-wife stabbed him with some mold while he slept then called Bavaria or whatever BEGGING Maria to take her place and put her in a lab again.

what the fuck is resident evil even about anymore

lady d is futa coded

>>714529363
killing off the faceless protagonist instead of making him a mold monster was a wasted idea

>>714529440
I checked out around RE: revelations

if I had to guess it's bioweapons

>>714526447 (OP)
how to I get a women to look at my like this

In a heart beat.

>>714530690
feed her drugs and/or alcohol

>>714530690
step 1 is to be naturally handsome and charismatic. let me know when you're done with that and I'll tell you step 2

>>714529795
when did they confirm this?

>>714530690
Look for ones with absentee fathers

>>714527196
>love raven because of her long uncovered legs
>most fan arts focus on her ass also making disgustingly gigantic
pain

weirdo

Why didn't she just have Ethan's babies?

>>714530972
Moldy womb

>>714530840
It's better if their father is in the picture, but they hate him

>>714530972
ethan should have celebrated. he got a massive upgrade

>>714530840
worst advice, fatherless women whore out and don't understand bonds or relationships out of their fucked nature

>>714526447 (OP)
reminder, her facial actor died of ass cancer.

>>714530972
>real Mia was fighting and arguing over Ethan
>gets kidnapped and replaced
>becomes an objectively better wife than Mia
>Ethan didn't even notice the real Mia was missing
>can actually cook

>>714531646
okay and? what am I supposed to do with this information?

>>714531646
>died of ass cancer.
Was she an anal freak?

>>714531705
eat your vegetables

>>714531675
>real Mia was fighting and arguing over Ethan
>becomes an objectively better wife than Mia
Nigger, we see 3 minutes of his life with Fake Mia and they spend most of it having an argument

>>714530702
>>714526447 (OP)

>>714530690
>>714530774

>>714532093
wow

>>714530870
I don’t believe and require proof. Like of the most sickeningly big ass you are talking about.

>>714532093
>I've had this happen with me and multiple girls but i'm such an incomplete loser at the moment I can't have a gf or hold a relationship.

>>714530690
Do not listen to >>714530840
Shit ass advice, girls without fathers ride the cock carousel.
Look for the ones who had a solid and loving family life as a child. In fact, the closer they were to their father, the better.
They are the ones with family values and can actually understand and present love to a male in a way that isn't transactional.
>t. lucky knower

>>714532480
thing is I girls who've had brothers and like their dads who are also whores sadly

>>714532093
Bros...

>>714526447 (OP)
bitch is cross-eyed as fuck

>>714532093
>green eyed brown girls

>>714534072
retard gorilla nigger

>>714534170
>that
>brown
I swear you Americans are mentally ill

>>714534284
maybe he meant brown hair

>>714534284
she's Turkish and I was thinking of Ana De Ames who's Cuban

>>714534284
>>714534338
She's a Turkish actress, it's from a TV show from Turkey.

>>714534474
>>714534504
And elon musk is african, what's your point?

>>714529440
Same thing it always was:
Lab leaks gone bad with horror movie motifs.

Are straight men such sad lonely incels they desperately need videogames to let them romance women becuase they'll never experience romance, love or sex in real life?

Women made out of a bunch of live bugs compressed together is a pretty retarded idea.

>>714534801
Why do faggots love to pretend they somehow don't understand straight people?

>>714534578
he's Afrikaans not native African which means he's white

Ada Tozun is middle eastern
Ana de Armes is a latina
so they're both brown

>>714526447 (OP)
The mom is hotter and everyone knows it, The fly bitches probably smell like shit

Uh oh yuromutt melty

My wife Donna.

>>714534284
she's brown
cope and seethe

>>714526447 (OP)
i didnt buy it and i still wont

>>714526447 (OP)
>change the name
>make the castle much larger with 4-5 floors, functions like the RPD
>the daughters are always spawned like mr x. they react to sound and roam the entire place excluding safe rooms
>alcina sometimes spawns, has chokeslam grab
>more enemy types in the castle, mini bosses
>elena can survive and help you later
>donna/moreau/heisenberg still around but you have to return to the castle
>dimitrescu are the semi final boss, you get the dagger midway
>miranda is on the top floor/balcony, sometimes hear her laughing midgame

fixed

>>714531675
JUST LIKE OVERWATCH

>>714532093
>anons going gosling over a scene in a turkish movie

>>714536215
Turk, paki, jew, it doesn't matter, beautiful women are beautiful

>>714534801
When the incel population ratio hits critical mass, things will get interesting.

>>714526447 (OP)
how about you make it a good game first

>>714534801
im a sad lonely incel, but i don't want romance in my videogames

post the gif of the shejeet with pretty eyes

>>714536340
even the most repulsive of nationalities, cute girls still make me wanna reproduce with them

>>714530690
be genuinely loving to them
>but all women are undeserving sluts
not all

>>714529795
is Ethan 10/10?

>>714536098
Add 5 endings, one ending for each daughter you ally with, one with Heisenberg, and one Chris. Do that and you have perfection

>>714526447 (OP)
surely, capcom's artists would not do such a thing

>>714530690
dont listen to this idiot >>714536720

>>714536720
yeah but which ones will genuinely love me back forever probably fucking none

>>714537172
what is your concept of 'genuinely loving'

>>714536098
Get the time machine

>>714537291
you are a man. you are larger, faster, and generally smarter. if you cannot distinguish between different women, you automatically abdicate your right to breed. your decision, not mine.

>>714537293
no, what's your concept of 'genuinely loving'?

>>714537591
no you

>>714537704
you first

>>714530690
be taller than her

>>714537291
I have cum inside of so many men's wives and girlfriends. I don't even feel bad. Fuck them and fuck women too.

>>714538326
you're a brown pajeet/ahdeem, disgusting and you haven't done that

>>714538451
Lmao if I didn't know better I'd say you're one of the guys I did it too. But we both know you have no one.

>>714538596
you're gonna be the one die alone with that mindset lmao

>>714526447 (OP)
The daughters are slightly taller than Ethan in-game so that's off model

>>714526447 (OP)
Fuck no. While we're on the subjects, How do flies somehow morph into things like teeth hair, vocal chords, eyelashes, and eyeballs?

>>714539096
hot

>>714538806
Married to a man, so I don't think so. Your girlfriend loves faggot cum and that's how she justifies it as not cheating btw

>>714539963
couldn't find a girl so you had to cope by getting aids is all I'm seeing

>>714526447 (OP)
I want Angie romance option

>>714526447 (OP)
Fuck no, they're just a colony of flies that fake the image of them.

Village and its consequences have been an absolute disaster for Resident Evil threads.

>>714541774
more like the internet and isolationism and it's consequences have been an absolute disaster for the male population

>>714535015
OK. So fucking what? I'd still fuck her face with my SWC.

>>714531646
That was cassandra the brunette.
https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Jeanette_Maus
Bela and Dani are alive, the blonde and redhead. Dunno how people get them confused when they are color coded by their hair and have pretty different VA's / personalities beyond being murder girls.

>>714532093
>Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>714539273
Same way mold does.

>>714534801
Catch AIDS and die, faggot.

>>714536215
Coastal Turks are built different

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13257421&tags=bela_%28resident_evil%29

the new head of the household

I've spent days maybe months jerking off to fanfiction stories about them on ao3. I want to make my own but then I wouldnt get any enjoyment from it. I would know everything that happens already.

>>714539273
>teeth hair
now you made RE a real horror

>>714526994
Same.

>>714526854
>>714544435
I don't know why but these underwear fan artist put on Village girls always seem off to me. Like it doesn't fit them, style wise.

>>714544589
whales have "teeth hair"

>>714544810
No, that's hair-teeth

>>714532093
Does this look evil or is it just me

>>714536215
>tfw no roach gf

>>714544435
>Van Helsing reboot

>>714526447 (OP)
Would Lady Dimitrescu approve of such things?

>>714526854

>>714526854
>Lady D is about 70% legs and 5% hat
Wew

>>714539963
Faggy non-fag who everyone thinks is a fag here, teach me senpai

>>714532093
What’s he talking about?

How the fuck do you guys know if a chick likes you, specially so if she's already in a relationship?
There's this cute girl in my workplace who is basically a "at home" version of this one >>714532093, I feel this uncomfortable tension with her, so I don't know if she's disgusted/scared by me and is trying to be nice but avoidant, or if she's interested but don't want to cheat/broke-up/thinks I'm gay.
I just avoid her now out of frustration.

>>714530690
>>714532093
>go to Walgreens
>wait in line for printed pictures
>notice some teen girl staring at me from across the room
>ignore everyone, continue to wait
>Felt someone real close behind me
>look back
>teen girl
>teen looks at me like op's pic and webm
shit

>>714536215
Some of us anons are Turkish.

i dont get the fandom with these bitches. you literally fart on them in hardcore and they die. yall stupid motherfuckers got me hyped up for nothing

>>714552250
Remember, you asked for this knowledge.
I am not responsible for what you do with it, or what it does to you.

>>714530870
Any aspects that indicate youthfulness in a woman is not okay under safe horny guidelines.

>>714552979
Fuck this, too much work.
chatgpt/onahole/heavy blanket/dakimakura/hobby combo.
Watch Aqua teen hunger force for smiles and chuckles and you made it.

>>714526854
My ex was built like this but she was a short stack Filipina. There was nothing better than clapping her big fat cheeks from behind. Girls with the perfect amount of muscle and fat proportions are so rare

>>714553709
>Filipina
Too bad about that face though

>>714536098
This is basically how i felt the castle should have been handled. You should have had to flee Dimetrescu since you cant kill her and return after you find that knife later so you can get that piece of rose. She would occasionally ambush you in other areas but would be the semi final boss of the game.

>>714552979
Thanks bro, is there more?
I ask because I don't really get much of this kind of interaction. Usually women are pretty upfront and vocal about their attraction to me, but I guess that's because they are most from much older and married ones (and kinda bellow average desu), because there's basically no risk, they'll not fuck up their relationship and think I'm not attracted to them anyways (I really am not).
But young and pretty ones makes me insecure and spill my spaghetti with these games, I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do because I'm not 100% sure of their intentions and don't want to ruin our livelihood. Even then, how do you even advance with a person already in a relationship?
Why the fuck don't they just ASK?

Is there a male version of this? I wanna know if I'm being too obvious, cus I think I'm am and wonder if they like to just keep interested men close to feed from their interest/attention

>>714552979
>uni classmate that started talking to me more does most of these
Ain't no way a girl is actually attracted to me, what the fuck do I do now

>>714531997
>>714530702
Let's fucking go!

>>714552523
>Some of us anons are Turkish.

>>714526447 (OP)
>or Daniela
AND Daniela.

>>714532093
Fuck...

>>714527196
I don't care about DC Raven. I care a little about 2003 Raven. But I am a sucker for Internet Raven and I'm stuck ogling her for a few decades and I'll probably die doing so.

>>714526854

Is there a mod where she sits on your face and you die slowly and blissfully?

Asking for a friend.

>>714526854
oh no the horror!

>>714532440
who are you quoting?

>>714557992
greentexts aren't always quotations

>>714532440
It's ok some of us are autistic anon, accepting it is the first step

>>714526447 (OP)
dont let bugs look at you like this

>>714558560
bugs? I thought RE8 was about the funky fungus causing more shenanigans. QRD?

>>714551698
Modding trannies out of Dwarf Fortress.

>>714552523
This is brown according to this anon btw >>714534170 >>714534474 >>714534504

>>714526994
>raven
First waifu.

>>714562616
no point kardesim they lost to us in the turkish war of independence they are forever seething about istanbul not being called constantinople to their jew lords their last cope is calling us brown when we migrated from russia to the mediterranean let them be we are better than them

>>714530702
it'll be your last but sure, would

>>714534170
>brown
FUCKING RETARD HOLY SHIT

>>714535015
bait, retard

>>714544435
did this bitches never seen a shower before? fucking wash your face before coming to bed

>>714529440
evil residents

>>714526447 (OP)
God i fucking hate coomers

>>714552250
How would we know? This is /v/

>>714565710
>we

>>714555761
spill your spaghetti, do nothing and then regret it 15 years later