the absolute state of modern "portable" consoles

>>714527646 (OP)
black is always bigger

>>714527646 (OP)
Ugly tranimal freak

damn that is one big black console

>>714527750
bro has never seen a femcel before. relax

>>714527750
its so funny how women cant even be ugly anymore, they're just instantly assumed to be a man

>>714527646 (OP)
jerking my tiny white pecker to this. i love interracial size difference and whyteboy beatdowns so much

>>714527646 (OP)
It can't be helped. Until we produce a conductive material that doesn't produce large amounts of heat portables can only get so small.

>>714527810
>>714527942
that is 100% a man and i'd stake my own penis and balls on it. look at the extremely masculine digit ratio of the index and ring.

when are they releasing switch 2 lite
might be interested if they do

>>714527810
If you cant immediately tell its a guy, you might be a fag dude.

>>714527942
they deserve it

>>714527646 (OP)
Okay but can she fit both in her ass?

>>714527646 (OP)
What the shit
Is it bigger then 'eck then?

Why the fuck did they make it so big? That's no longer portable.

>>714527646 (OP)
she looks like she prefers that big black switch

>>714528168
Lite came out two years after the original Switch

>>714528165
>>714528180
I consider myself to be an expert on the subject at hand and my extensive study of this webm has concluded that the small shoulder width size has excluded the male sex from being a possible possibility.

>>714527646 (OP)
women with ratlike features are so cute

>>714527646 (OP)
Yeah. "Portable.: My ass is portable!

>>714527646 (OP)
But can she fit both inside of her?

>>714527646 (OP)
Yeah. "Portable." My ass is portable!

>>714528374
Portable apparently means it has a battery stuck to it now. It's really dumb.

I miss clamshell so much.

>>714527646 (OP)
Playing games outside is for autistic troons. I only need to be able to play wherever I want in my own house comfortably. And thankfully since I'm not an estrogenated faggot with small hands, I don't have an issue holding onto the larger consoles for extended periods of time.

>>714528374
>>714528829
In their eyes… As long as you can shove it in a backpack, it’s portable. Pocket gaming is OVER!

Why are gaming tablets becoming more popular than ever? Portable gaming died around 2010 when smartphone became standard. And I don't mean because you can emulate games on it. I mean because I can browse the internet, listen to music, and read books. Why the fuck would I want to play a game outside?

>>714527646 (OP)
This entire portable race sucks because a fucking $400 android smartphone can now emulate windows and run fallout 4 in there

I think the PSP or VITA were perfect sizes for a portable console. Anything bigger than that is just too big.

>>714529205
Same reason why laptops are still popular. You can just shove it in your bag and use it anywhere. Traveling is popular than ever and the Switch is easy & simple to use. Convenience, efficiency, and simplicity sells well

>>714527942
>>714528185
It's their own fault for abiding the very thing that causes that confusion

>>714527646 (OP)
the comment section

>>714528165
Just do the Adam's apple check

>>714528165
>confused by gender dysphoria
Don't worry, you are next.

>>714527646 (OP)
this freak is holding the switch2 closer to the camera of course its going to look bigger

I only want to play on a tv but I'm visiting someone and can't right now so I'm happy it's as big as it is. The bigger the screen, the better.

>>714527942
Yeah and it's the fault of women enabling and encouraging trannies

femcels dont exist

Society has collapsed

>>714528374
Its smaller than the lite when you take the joycons off you just have to use two pockets so its still portable

>this was a laughably shockingly oversized console in 1991

>>714527646 (OP)
Do people not own TV's anymore? I thought the whole switch thing was for it to plug into the TV for the higher resolution/bit rate. That was the only way how someone would enjoy split screen.

>>714530614
Nintendo knows what they're doing, they see birth rates going down and know there are not enough children to replace the S1 audience so they made the S2 larger. Typically they'd just let teens go to Playstation and double down on kids.

>>714530531
The Micro and the GBA SP are genuinely unplayable for an adult male who isn't asian.

>>714527646 (OP)
>can't launch games unless you're connected to wifi
Calling this thing portable is disingenuous. You can't even play your games on an airplane; a task any flavor of Gameboy can accomplish without complaint.

>>714529883
share

>>714527646 (OP)
cute!

>>714527646 (OP)
dumb can't just put them on a table to record it so that they'll be the same distance from the camera, no she has to be herself in the shot even if it means fucking up the whole point of the comparison

>>714529537
thats what my exwife said about my penis and we all know thats a lie

>>714527646 (OP)
Why is he holding it closer to the cam

>just the screen of the Switch 2 is the same size of the Switch Lite
Damn, that thing is huge.

>>714528829
>>714528961
"portable" ALWAYS meant that, zoomies. The first "portable computers" were like 40 pounds and they were portable because they could be easily packed up and moved and then redeployed somewhere else with just a single cord (power) to plug / unplug.
You underage niggerfaggots seem to think "portable" means "tiny enough to fit in a pocket" because you were born after the invention of the iPod.

>>714527646 (OP)
you can store so many ants on the black one.

>>714528180
>>714527750
>>714527942
>>714528165

>>714531583
>yellow (asian)
>white
>then black as biggest
what did nintendo mean by this?

>>714531630
Except the switch 2 is marketed a s handheld too

>>714531630
>erm its actually using the 40 year old definition

>>714531730
Yeah. You can hold it in your hands. It's handheld.
>>714531752
>erm actually this word is defined differently now because I say so

wow... 8 whole inches...

>>714527750
sometimes I genuinely worry people on this website dont know what a damn female looks like.

>>714531820
the election tourists did a good job fucking everyone's perception of reality

>>714531651
do people actually say this to people?

>>714531630
you are a retarded nintendo manchild defending whatever pig feed is shat in your mouth. so, your opinion is invalid

>>714531630
Pocketable is the next step, it is the future. It still is, that's why smaller versions of the big bastard handhelds exist, "boomie".

>>714527646 (OP)
Trannies are so disgusting it's just a way for failsons and daughters to escape responsibility for just a few more years and be babied for as long as they possibly can

Only thing I like about trump is he ended the DEI shit otherwise he's just a Jew looking to end the world

>>714527646 (OP)
Ugly ass nigga

>>714528165
Congrats, now you're the tranny

>come on anon, if you eat it, ill let you play on my switch

>>714531810
I've held a refrigerator in my hands

>>714528374
You can still take it to places, but it isn't a pocket device anymore. A laptop is portable.

>>714527646 (OP)
wow im so glad her face and cute body was in this video in order to compare the two consoles

>>714531939
It's a form of tranny and pooner cope to tell themselves that other people can't instantly tell they're a man/woman

>>714531728
Anon, they are all black except the switch lite. Its only the joycons that are colored.

>>714532428
dont be racist..

What is it with video gamers and warping terms? Retro is suppose to be something that emulates a style that is considered a classic or an antique. When used for video games retro means old video games. With other products portable means it is a condense version that can be much more easily taken to other areas than it's non-portable counterpart. With video games it means it fits in your pocket.

>>714532118
wait you guys were bribed to eat ass?

>>714527646 (OP)
This attention whore is ugly

>>714527750
That's a real female, she just rolled a 3 on the genetics lottery

>>714532554
because im gonna defend muh semantics
(even though im the only one that uses it that way)

>>714531651
>bi
internet women were a mistake

>>714527750
female hands

You snoys and deck trannies can't seem to decide whether you want to judge this as a full-blown home console or a strictly portable one. Also, "she's" clearly holding the Switch 2 closer to the camera

>>714532801
asuka pape tho

>>714532118
do I have to play the switch?

>>714527646 (OP)
not our fault you're a faggot with tiny hands
>>714527750
also this

>>714527646 (OP)
cute nails!

>>714532576
She's French. There's shit, piss, period blood, sweat, and various semen in that ass/pussy fur.

just use pc

>>714531651
>I'm bi
all my empathy for her went away

>>714531651
>tuberous breasts
wat

>>714528486
Thank you based scholar of the Upper Limb.

>>714527646 (OP)
Switch 2 fits really well in a stethoscope bag

>>714527646 (OP)
>the absolute state of modern "portable" consoles

>>714527942
It is very funny. Best way to piss off a woman because you're essentially saying they are SO ugly and unfeminine that they MUST be a man pretending to be a woman

>>714533183
WAITER!
I'll have a large 'unusually large', thanks!

>>714528374
He looks better after he grew his facial hair out but man he's still ugly as sin. This worm has grown on me though even if he's an obnoxious nerdy freak. Something about him is charming.

>>714533401
>tuberous

>>714533401
I've seen men with those kind of breasts, it's fucking disgusting

>>714527750
>>714527942
no tranny has ever taken care of their nails like that

>>714532759
>>714533179
Women have always been bi

>>714533524
>not posting Sam
one job

>>714533603
Just because you were raised by a single mother doesn't mean you know anything about women zoomzoom.

>>714527942
But how will this help us date women and someday pass our genes onto the next generation?

>>714533183

>>714527646 (OP)
men and women look very similar sometimes so its hard to tell them apart.

>>714533594
They're fake I can hear them clack clack clacking from here.

>>714533619
PO-TAY-TOE TITS!

>>714527646 (OP)
Unless a company makes a console like this, with a 2D top-down game like Animal Crossing on it, then I'm not buying any handheld ever again. It needs to be actually pocketable

>>714531651
>I'm bi
Stopped reading there, gtfo

>Unless a company makes a console like this, with a 2D top-down game like Animal Crossing on it, then I'm not buying any handheld ever again. It needs to be actually pocketable

>>714532759
>>714533179
>>714533985
>A woman that has slept with more women than I have? Fucking bitch.

>>714534045
Literally me

switch 2 is a man's console

>switch 2 is a man's conso-- ACK

>>714534082
That sounds accurate, yes.

>>714534208
The switch 2 outsold the shitdeck in 24 hours

>>714534082
Lowkey he do be kinda spittin facts doe

>>714534348
So did the Pet Rock. What's your point? Because a bunch of consoomers bought something therefore it's good?

>>714534348
more like in preorders only

>>714527646 (OP)
what an ugly person with a fucked up nose

>>714531630
The actual first "portable computers" were called that because they fit inside a truck rather than fill a whole building.
https://www.ibm.com/history/1401

>>714533818
>>714528374
>>714528829
I don't even know what you're talking about, the Switch 2 fits fine in my pocket