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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:07:48 AM No.714544226
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Why did this single line make so many Zelda fans upset? Is Ganondorf not allowed to have any characterization besides being le bad?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:12:43 AM No.714544503
>>714544226 (OP)
They're not mad he said it they're mad that all the others haven't said it since then and that Ganondorf is always generic evilman except in this one instance where it implies that his want to conquer stems from living in a shitass desert and not because he turned evil from too much pussy
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:12:43 AM No.714544504
>>714544226 (OP)
>Ganon's character is....envying other people and what they have
weak
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:16:04 AM No.714544725
>>714544226 (OP)
Wind Waker would be soooo good if the rest of the story even tried to match its final 40 minutes.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:20:20 AM No.714544982
>>714544725
The last leg being so relatively intense is half the reason it has its impact. It stands out because most of the rest of the game is fairly calm, when the highest stakes are otherwise girls being kidnapped.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:22:39 AM No.714545142
Iโ€™ve been playing video games for 30+ years and Iโ€™ve never finished a Zelda game. Linkโ€™s Awakening was fascinating but I had no idea what to do. Ocarina was hard. Majoras Mask was even harder. I progressed only a bit in Wind Waker but got filtered by the temples. Twilight Princess was when I realized Iโ€™m just not good at them and should stop. So I have. Still love the franchise though.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:23:12 AM No.714545181
>>714544503
He only appeared in two games past WW and in Twilight Princess he's pissed off because they tried to execute him because Link tattled on him for a crime he didn't even commit yet

>>714544504
Moreso he's a pitiful old man, obsessed with a fallen kingdom the rest of the world has moved on from. Better than him being written by the skyward sword nigga who was really proud of demise.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:25:16 AM No.714545298
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>>714544503
>be born as the one and only man to a race of hot chocolate woman with abs
>be so impossibly based and inconceivably redpilled that you give up being the gerudo king and having your dick flattened by horny gerudo woman to embark on a one man eternal crusade against creation
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:25:58 AM No.714545353
>>714544226 (OP)
if anything this line made me hate the future Zelda. this was back when Ganondorf had full control of his destiny and choices, before demise and his gay curse predetermined everything. man, SS really is the worst fucking zelda
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:26:03 AM No.714545356
>>714544226 (OP)
>Perhaps I was misguided...
>jk I'm doing infanticide lol
If it weren't for SS, WW would be the worst 3D Zelda.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:28:24 AM No.714545494
>>714544982
It's less about stakes and moreso about the subject matter.
The finale of Wind Waker is about bitter old men resenting their past and how they're shackled to it in a world that's moved on, but that's not really an energy that's present in the rest of the game.
At most you get Link hating having to use the green tunic.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:29:16 AM No.714545539
>this is le deep writing to tendies
beyond grim
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:29:26 AM No.714545547
>>714545356
To be fair he loses his shit when he gets cucked out of his wish in the most retarded way possible. He explicitly said he wasn't going to kill Link when he had him incapacitated.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:31:10 AM No.714545651
>>714544226 (OP)
nobody is upset over that, you made it up

also i rewatched the original Hunter x Hunter and i swear Ganon is in that anime
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:32:51 AM No.714545751
>>714545356
WW IS the worst 3D Zelda.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:34:48 AM No.714545872
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>>714545651
i mean look at him
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:35:11 AM No.714545898
>>714544226 (OP)
I think wind waker has probably the most interesting ganondorf portrayal. I think the fanbase are dumbasses though. Anyone who's played ocarina of time can tell you he's coping out of his ass, his jealousy of hyrule is not out of goodwill for his people, it's ego driven, that he's merely the king of a shitty sand kingdom and not the prosperous hyrule.
We see what happens when he controls Hyrule in ocarina of time, he leaves the Gerudo to rot in the desert (they hate his rule and celebrate when he dies) and he turns Hyrule into a shithole.
When we see him in Wind Waker he's supposed to be a pathetic figure. Hyrule is just a distant memory, his people no longer exist and yet despite all that he's still obsessed with Hyrule, even the King has learned to let go.
That's a very human motivation, but he's not even close to being a sympathetic figure, and that's where people misconstrue the scene.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:36:28 AM No.714545979
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>>714544226 (OP)
Because he is a muslim peice of shit jealeous of the wealth of EVROPA
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:41:12 AM No.714546269
>>714545979
that final meme face whatever it is called was a little nostalgic (sadly)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:41:25 AM No.714546278
>>714545356
>Perhaps I was misguided...
that's not what he's saying at all, you're fucking moron
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:43:55 AM No.714546424
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>>714544226 (OP)
TOTAL GERUDIAN DEATH
https://youtu.be/aBq4l2LJMZQ?si=pYplY4hNgLG3HIzJ
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:45:19 AM No.714546504
>>714544226 (OP)
It's just him admitting he's a brap poster.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:45:56 AM No.714546535
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The amount of retards who dont understand zelda at all make me cringe.
If you have ever said:
"le ww ganondorf is deep"
"demise is le shit"
or
"totk ganondorf doesnt even have any motivation"
You need to just get the lobotomy already and check in to a nursing home.

Nigger you dont need "le misunderstood villain", especially because when you get a character who isnt even a villain and has a fair amount of subtlety to them, you spastics just say "he's literally hitler", pic fucking related.
You WANT hitler because you have no fucking balls. You are scared to actually question what happened in the 40s because you NEED to have a bad guy who is comically evil for the sake of being evil, but when someone writes a fucking shallow villain in a fantasy video game for children, you act like its some great fucking offense to your perceived intellect.

You have no fucking clue what you want because you are a fucking cow, you are the 90% of people who panic when something goes wrong, and youre probably one of the 10% of that 90 that actively gets in the way of the 10% of people who have the nuts to do something about it.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:49:41 AM No.714546770
>>714546424
>Except instead of bringing law and order, we bring crime and chaos!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:53:07 AM No.714546996
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>>714546504
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:53:43 AM No.714547038
>>714546535
iamverysmart tier post
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:56:02 AM No.714547184
>>714546535
Demise IS shit, though
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:58:55 AM No.714547380
>>714544226 (OP)
>>714544503
>I'm going to be evil for the lulz
>I'm going to suddenly develop a reason of why I'm doing this when I'm facing another wielder of the master sword with said blade in hand
>>714545181
Doesn't the WW happen on the adult timeline? So that specific Ganondorf already ruined Hyrule which makes no sense, how you undo a literal wasteland with a piece of land levitating over lava?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:59:02 AM No.714547387
>>714545142
Yes we know you think Zelda is hard, Aonuma.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:59:32 AM No.714547416
>>714546535
jesus christ have sex you fucking spastic sperg
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:02:13 AM No.714547598
>>714544226 (OP)
He's still le bad though.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:06:30 AM No.714547861
>>714545142
>Still love the franchise though.
Well, good on you. I can respect someone who doesn't quite 'get' a game but enjoys it anyway.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:11:43 AM No.714548213
>>714546535
Le WW Ganondorf IS le deep though.
Demise is le mid (but unironically far better than anything in botwtotk though.)
totk ganondorf is le shit

And yes I WANT Hitler to come back RIGHT NOW. Also Quatro Vageta is le based.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:16:36 AM No.714548549
I never played zelda since the first two nes games. the second one my cart was all fucked up and I couldn't save so I had to leave my nes on for weeks to play it. this one line made me want to play this game. i even got a switch oled as a xmas gift from work a few years ago, it is in a drawer somewhere.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:42 AM No.714549020
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>>714544226 (OP)
I also covet that wind
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:36:39 AM No.714549765
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>>714544226 (OP)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:45:47 AM No.714550321
Great game, shitty autistic never happy nit picky never happy fan base.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:47:40 AM No.714550454
>>714544226 (OP)
he's still just le bad, he just has a shred of self-awareness and introspection like a thousand years after his evil actions destroyed his whole world
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:50:01 AM No.714550596
>>714544226 (OP)
Because you faggots are retarded and annoying for pretending the line is deep or holds any weight at all. Ganondorf literally freely controlled Hyrule for 7 years and he trashed it. He's just a manchild throwing a tantrum that he still isn't trashing it pretending he cares about the people who he also trashed.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:57 AM No.714550971
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>Golden Goddesses decide to leave Hyrule
>Create/Designate Hylia to watch over the realm
>Leave the Triforce and put a failsafe on it to prevent deities (Ganon/Demise, Hylia) from using it
>Both deities immediately bypass the failsafe by eternally reincarnating as "mortals"
>The Golden Goddesses return in virtually every iteration anyway but always fail/make shit worse for no reason
I legitimately have no fucking idea what sort of back alley crack the niggers who have been writing this dumbfuck franchise since OoT have been smoking, because every game makes less and less sense, and the themes of the Hero's Journey, Courage, Adventure, etc... get more and more muddled as all of this destiny, fate, power level shite gets introduced.
Link's (the player's) involvement as a hero feels less and less relevant the more emphasis is placed on the cycle being predetermined and there being no threat or even major consequences. God is always on the sidelines, ready and willing to intervene. So what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:57:42 AM No.714551078
>>714544226 (OP)
>upset
It made Ganondorf based. It's about the only line that gives him any honest characterizations
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:15 AM No.714551350
>>714544504
Most people irl are the exact same, most wars in the world are based "just" on envying other people and what they have
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:15 AM No.714551351
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>My country lay within a vast desert. When the sun rose into the sky, a burning wind punished my lands, searing the world. And when the moon climbed into the dark of night, a frigid gale pierced our homes. No matter when it came, the wind carried the same thing... Death. But the winds that blew across the green fields of Hyrule brought something other than suffering and ruin. I... coveted that wind, I suppose.
Why don't the Gerudo just leave the desert? I don't get it.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:44 AM No.714551575
>>714545356
>>714545751
Wrong and gay, Wind Waker is based
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:21 AM No.714551696
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>>714544226 (OP)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:16 AM No.714551756
>>714545547
it feels good that the character is a pump cuck daddy t b h bro
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:31:02 AM No.714553060
>>714551575
t. blocked out the endless sail pumping around the map baiting the man fish for triforce pieces
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:34:12 AM No.714553236
>>714545298
not only was he the only man in a race of women, he was 7 feet tall and the geurdo are generally like 9.

he was a manlet drowning in a sea of brown mommies.

no wonder he tried to burn the world to give his people a better life.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:34:55 AM No.714553269
>>714544226 (OP)
What would todays modern version say /v/?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:35:28 AM No.714553296
>>714550971
Buying the game.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:38:09 AM No.714553438
>>714544226 (OP)
People ignore the last part of that quote.
The "I suppose" part is basically telling you that he himself wasn't sure. He was just rationalizing his actions after a century.
Ganondorf is the big bad final boss. The antithesis to game's hero. In a game where the main them isn't as straight forward as 'Growing Up', him being a bit more grey makes sense, since he embodies a concept that isn't inherently wrong, like "Clinging to older (and according to him) better times", so it's fine. But since other zelda games don't explore such dictomies, it's obvious dorf wouldn't be more than a final boss.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:42:43 AM No.714553690
>>714553269
i gooned to stellar blade i suppose
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:43:12 AM No.714553716
>>714551351
The Gerudo were outnumbered. Between the Hylians, the Goron and the Zora, there were a good amount of opposing forces ready to retaliate. Not to mention that Ganondorf was more or less a pariah to his people according to Nabooru. His brand of evil wasn't what most of the Gerudo wanted, I assume. Keep in mind that the game doesn't show Hyrule's actual scale as a land and its population in the Castle Town.

Though it does say a lot about how the Gerudo really don't have much to live on in terms of natural resources. The Gerudo King probably has a harem of women set up to continue the race, but even he can't do it alone. Relying on outsiders for numbers presents a problem too.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:45:12 AM No.714553814
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Didn't ask for your life story, don't care, bozo
Sounds gay. now let me take a picture of you to make into a figurine for my gallery island
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:48:27 AM No.714553980
>>714544226 (OP)
I like that this scene is basically the complete opposite of Skyward Sword's Demise bullshit.
Ganondorf stole, deceived, and murdered his way into divine power and shed his humanity all because he was an evil man. He didn't have a prophetic dream or any higher authority directing him to do the things he did, he was just a murderous thieving shithead that got absurdly lucky at the last second. This is the exact same thing that happened in Twilight Princess but people insisted for YEARS that it was a literal prank by the gods, holy shit Zelda fans were/are retarded.
Amazingly, you don't need a karmic cycle/demon king's eternal hatred to say evil exists in your setting.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:51:00 AM No.714554114
>>714553980
>you don't need a karmic cycle/demon king's eternal hatred to say evil exists in your setting.
People to this day don't understand how Demise curse works
It's not a literal curse. Demise is just telling Link and Zelda that as long as they wish to oppose Evil (Like him), they will face strife, pain and hardships, because there will always be evil people (like him).
Indeed, Zelda fans are retarded.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:56:23 AM No.714554384
>>714551351
OOT's Hyrule was in the middle of a civil war just ten years prior. Ganondorf only attempts diplomacy by the game starts, and him swearing fealty to Hyrule is just part of his plot to steal the Triforce. The Gerudo are implied to be nicer than you'd expect a race of thieves to be, and they are immediately accepted with open arms after Ganon(dorf) is sealed away.
It was just Ganondorf being a bitch and dragging things out to his and his people's own detriment because...?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:56:36 AM No.714554391
It makes him a tiny bit more layered, but not enough to totally subvert him being a villain. I find people get pressed about it not making sense or something. Like a character needs to be prescribed as a hero, villain, or whatever inbetween explicitly for what they say to make sense. I just have not really thought that deep on it, so I might just be missing the fun of how people are really looking into the character.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:56:59 AM No.714554415
>>714554114
im pretty sure it's heavily implied that demise's dark essense becomes Nightmare after you destroy his physical form, and Nightmare possesses vaati and later ganondorf to turn them into villains.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:59:01 AM No.714554514
>>714545298
>Be man
>the only people in the entire country to talk to are women
>go insane and become a pig demon
makes a lot of sense
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:02:09 AM No.714554712
someone made demise appealing outside of his design
someone made demise appealing outside of his design
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>>714554114
The localization didn't help either into making Demise's speech a curse that defined their descendants' fates.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:03:13 AM No.714554785
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>>714554114
It would be well and good if it was limited to that, anon, but you seem to forget that Ganondorf, after his long post-TP absence, came back and turned into this.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:07:56 AM No.714555012
>>714544226 (OP)
the wind is zeldas farts btw
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:11:45 AM No.714555203
>>714553716
Who said anything about conflict? Just leave the desert. Set up shop on the first patch of grass you come across.
Call me crazy but I don't think the Hylians are going to give a shit. They might tax you, but other than that, what's the big deal? That's why I hate Wind Waker Ganondorf's "characterization". It's just a false flag that makes no sense in context. They tried so hard to write Macbeth, but they burdened themselves with nonsensical motivations and lore dumps. Chinks have no sense of brevity.
>>714554384
>Entire race of retards whose entire existence is based around stealing shit are actually nice
God forbid they just, I don't know, kill Ganondorf when he's a baby and stop acting like cunts. Kind of begs the question of why everybody else doesn't just kill these literal sandniggers?
I don't get it. It seems like the entire socioeconomical plot of Hyrule is based on groups of people acting retarded so the illusion of dramatic, political tension can exist.
It's gotten so stupid to the point where I legitimately don't give a fuck if Hyrule gets nuked. Everybody in it lacks all personality, character, and wit. Let Calamity happen, I don't care.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:09 AM No.714555321
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>>714555203
>kill Ganondorf when he's a baby
Good fucking luck, retard.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:59 AM No.714555367
>>714554785
I still have no idea what this dude's plan was or what he was doing the entire game.
>Zelda and Sonia suspect Ganondorf
>They agree to meet him in a secluded area anyway
Yeah, I'm done. Hyrule deserves to get its shit packed in. I thought it couldn't get worse than BotW. I was wrong.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:20:28 AM No.714555629
>>714555203
Anon, the land is owned by the King of Hyrule. You can't just waltz on his territory and set up shop. You'll have to go through the proper channels to claim a piece of land and he may not be willing to allow you to do such a thing. This goes further than you think. You need his permission to pass the gate through Kakariko and the Royal Family's Song to reach beyond the waterfall to Zora's Domain.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:26:22 AM No.714555857
>>714555629
>he may not be willing to allow you to do such a thing
Right, except he doesn't, because they never ask. So the whole situation makes the Gerudo look like stupid assholes and the Hylians retarded.
Who am I supposed to be rooting for?
What was the Hyrulean Civil War even about? Did the people finally realize that their kingdom was run by a big dumb fat asshole who makes no effort to protect them?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:29:45 AM No.714556003
>>714555321
lmao what the fuck are these bitches going to do if the entire Gerudo Defense Force rolls up? They get their broomsticks shoved up their wrinkly assholes by a kid.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:29:58 AM No.714556017
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>>714555321
Were Kotake and Koume canonically extremely hot even without any spell when Ganondorf was a kid?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:33:09 AM No.714556168
>>714554785
Totk's plot is beyond retarded, i won't deny that.
And since BotW/Totk is a potpourri mix and mash of elements from all across the franchise. So they pretty much wanted to make ganondorf into demise and cut the misconception that dorf was forced to act by some strange curse that overrode his free will (still a wrong interpretation of SS implication)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:33:27 AM No.714556182
>>714544503
Wrong.
>>714544226 (OP)
Ganondorf does have characterization and there isn't anything wrong with being le bad. What he says in this game is pure absolute bullshit that secondaries like you and the other retard I replied to read far too much into.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:34:01 AM No.714556215
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>>714556017
They're both around 400 years old, so probably not unless they used their fusion form to lure Dorf's father in.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:35:30 AM No.714556285
>>714550971
Toxotransmosis moment.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:36:24 AM No.714556328
He was just a man who got jealous of Hyrule and it's wealth and clearly lost sight of the plot along the way

The fact the gerudo people also celebrated when he is gone would tell you whatever he did doing his reign did not benefit the geudo at all

And the WW's lines is a reflection of him being fself aware the shits he did

Question

If he wins in WW, would he rule Hyrule in proper form?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:36:50 AM No.714556354
>>714556215
Twinrova isn't Ganondorf 's real mother.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:37:40 AM No.714556395
>>714556354
Why not?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:38:29 AM No.714556435
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>>714556354
Counterpoint: I am going to fuck Ganondorf's giant mom(s) and no matter what happens afterward he will never unfuck his mom(s).
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:39:14 AM No.714556469
>>714556328
>The fact the gerudo people also celebrated when he is gone would tell you whatever he did doing his reign did not benefit the geudo at all
Most of them fucking didn't. The Gerudo are mostly assholes that followed him anyway no matter what BotW would have you believe, it's not even canon anyway. If Ganondorf won, he'd rule over yet another dead kingdom just like before it was flooded.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:40:14 AM No.714556526
>>714556395
Because they just aren't. OoT explicitly differentiates it by saying they're surrogate mothers.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:41:42 AM No.714556593
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>>714556328
I'll do you one better: what does TotK's Ganondorf do if he wins? You can argue that WW's Ganondorf has matured over time or at the least he thinks he's helping when he really isn't.

TotK's Ganondorf is a deranged psycho. I really think he might be the most insane, bloodthirsty iteration of the character. If he were to win, what the fuck does he even do? Ganondorf only wants Hyrule because Rauru has it. He only kills Rauru because Rauru dared to "control" him. Ganondorf seething over his toy being kept from him was enough to create a living apocalypse that has defined Hyrule longer than the life age of IRL humanity. And for what? So he can rule a dead land full of Bokoblins and Lynels?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:44:34 AM No.714556701
>>714556593
Don't worry, anon, all you have to do is buy the spinoff game Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonmentโ„ข for the Nintendo Switch 2โ„ข to get some proper scenes with the main villain!
I cannot wait for the next age of Zelda, I am so fucking tired of BOTK and everything that has occurred in its timespan.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:47:06 AM No.714556809
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>>714556593
Ever seen in SMT what the chaosfags want to achieve? Literally the same shit. A fuckfest free for all where every man is on his own.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:47:21 AM No.714556825
ganons kind of parents
ganons kind of parents
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>>714556017
probably
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:50:24 AM No.714556956
>>714556526
Seems like a weird thing to specify when it has nothing to do with the plot or the characters. They're his surrogate mothers... but why? Where's his mother? What does he think of them? What do they think of him that distinguishes them from any of his other followers? Just makes it seem like an abandoned subplot. Most of LoZ's lore is like this though.
>Zelda is the Princess of Hyrule
>Why?
>
She may as well be a milkmaid from humble origins. It makes no difference.
Half baked storytelling.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:56:49 AM No.714557265
>>714556956
I don't know, I think it would be weirder for two women to birth one man.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:03:04 AM No.714557546
Wasnโ€™t Ganon originally just an evil wizard

So making him all gushy is a bit much
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:04:57 AM No.714557631
>>714557546
He was originally a desert thief.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:05:11 AM No.714557642
>>714556956
>What does he think of them?
He cares enough about Twinrova to engrave their names onto his katanas in WW. That's basically the only sentimentality he's ever expressed.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:05:34 AM No.714557661
How come literally all the cool magic in the world is confined to a single kingdom? When is Nintendo going to explore the rest of the planet?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:07:02 AM No.714557728
>>714557265
Is it really? I'll be honest, I'm not sure how the Gerudo are even implied to reproduce. Obviously they're the closest to Hylians, but tensions are rarely favorable between the two, so how does Gerudo stay populated? Do they kidnap and rape Hylian men, or is there magic midochlorian shit going on? I kind of assumed the latter, at least in the case of Ganondorf anyway.
Not sure what anybody was thinking when they wrote the Gerudo or Ganondorf in general. The more you think about Ocarina of Time's story, the dumber it gets.
I mean damn, why can't we just get a story about peter pan fighting an evil dude without all this gay nonsense in the background? Convoluted, incoherent, meaningless lore dumps = depth according to the Japanese it seems.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:07:19 AM No.714557745
>>714557661
>When is Nintendo going to explore the rest of the planet?

Because doing that would require continuity which Nintendo hates. There's no point in making a new country or continent with each game is divorced from the one prior unless stated otherwise
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:08:08 AM No.714557790
>>714557661
There is NO Labrynna.
There is NO Holodrum.
There is NO Hytopia.
There is NO Lorule.
There is NO New Hyrule.
There is NO Termina.
There is NO Calatia.
There is only HYRULE, the chosen land of HYLIA that is assailed by the forces of the DEMON KING in an unbreakable forever cycle.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:08:10 AM No.714557794
>>714557661
>How come literally all the cool magic in the world is confined to a single kingdom?
Because it isn't?
Does nobody in this thread actually play Zelda games?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:08:21 AM No.714557806
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>>714557728
>Do they kidnap and rape Hylian men
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:09:04 AM No.714557841
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>>714557661
I always interpreted Hyrule as the name of both the kingdom and as a flat plane of existence, similar to Midgard or Weyard (Golden Sun).
In other words, there is nothing else.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:09:10 AM No.714557846
>>714557728
>I'll be honest, I'm not sure how the Gerudo are even implied to reproduce.
Yeah, we know. Go play OoT.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:10:01 AM No.714557893
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>>714557806
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:10:10 AM No.714557905
>>714557806
Man I'm glad this shit ain't canon.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:10:40 AM No.714557923
Termina
Termina
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>>714557661
>When is Nintendo going to explore the rest of the planet?
Provided You don't subscribe to the theory that termina is a wonderland-esque pocket world
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:10:43 AM No.714557927
>>714545751
There's no worse 3d Zelda than ss
>But botw and totk
Those aren't Zelda games
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:11:44 AM No.714557978
>>714557927
Replay Wind Waker and you'll realize it really is the worst one.
There are no bad zelda games, WW is a 6/10 at it's worst.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:12:35 AM No.714558023
This ending made me cry when I was 8
I felt sad about Hyrule being lost forever despite this being my first Zelda game
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:12:48 AM No.714558035
>>714557846
I can't. The combat is so bad at this point it's not really worth replaying.
I'm aware they go into Central Hyrule/Castle Town to find mates, but it's baffling that this is allowed. Does the King have any standards? He lets these niggers live off of raiding villages and reproducing with his people. No wonder Hyrule had a lengthy civil war.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:12:58 AM No.714558041
>nintendo ditches the timeline
>botw, aoc, and totk are all separate from one another
>we're already back to three split timelines
Wonderful! Truly splendid!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:13:51 AM No.714558082
I'M GONNA SAY IT
I'M GONNA SAY IT
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>>714557978
There are no good 3D Zelda games.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:14:02 AM No.714558092
>>714558023
I felt the same way about OOT and I was mad that Link never found Navi again.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:14:38 AM No.714558118
>>714544226 (OP)
This specific version of Ganondorf inherited a prosperous kingdom and turned it to complete shit in under seven years and didn't even benefit his people by doing so. The entire speech was cope for him realizing this. There were Redeads in Castle Town for fucks sake.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:14:56 AM No.714558128
>>714558035
>Oh I tried but OOOHHH THE CLUNKINESS
Oh shut the fuck up.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:15:36 AM No.714558169
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>>714553269
I redeemed that tranny, snoy.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:16:31 AM No.714558205
>>714558118
Cause he didn't have the whole Triforce and couldn't reshape the land without it.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:17:09 AM No.714558236
>>714557978
The only bad part about wind waker is the tri force fetch quest which I'd rather do a thousand times over than revisit the same dungeons 3 times and fight the same stupid big black blob fight who's toes I have to smash in
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:17:34 AM No.714558262
>>714558128
I mean, yeah, the genre got better. What were you expecting? Not every game developer is stuck in the past, some actually learn and improve.
Except Tetris. Nobody's improved on that. Yet.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:17:56 AM No.714558285
>>714558205
>Cause he didn't have the whole Triforce and couldn't reshape the land without it.
He had it in ALTTP and we saw his ideal land in the Golden Land so that's just more cope.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:18:13 AM No.714558297
>>714558262
I remember you.
Are you going to spam the thread again?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:20:06 AM No.714558374
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>>714558297
I don't have the pass, but I'll try my best.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:21:49 AM No.714558451
>>714558082
Contrarian today, aren't we?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:22:53 AM No.714558509
>>714558451
No, I've been saying this since at least yesterday.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:27:51 AM No.714558757
>>714558236
WW is filled with little things that bog down the whole experience. Granted, SS has those too. But ultimately, i think SS does a better job at building it's climax than WW, and for that alone, i put it above.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:30:19 AM No.714558897
>>714544226 (OP)
esls
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:31:16 AM No.714558947
>>714557923
I genuinely feel Termina is part of that same world, with the ancestors of that land being Hylians and Hyruleans who moved to another part of the world and settled there. Shenanigans caused Termina to be isolated from Hyrule and the settlers couldn't return home. Some of the settlers had a fixation for masks and other garish attire.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:38:02 AM No.714559239
>>714545751
>>714557978
PO and ST are worse. The whole adult timeline sucks honestly.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:46:25 AM No.714559650
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>>714559239
>PO and ST are worse
Nah they are fine
>But muh controls
Fuck off
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:50:35 AM No.714559826
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>Population of Hyrule: <200
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:33:49 AM No.714562106
>>714544226 (OP)
>I was the King's trusted vassal once, I had access to meet him whenever I wanted to, and everything. I could have easily asked him for aid in relocating my people from the desert, to give us space to build a new home in the vast unused fields of hyrule
>but I'm Le Bad so I killed the entire kingdom including most of my own people lmao
With his past presentation being what it is, there's no fixing him no matter what philosophy he waxes.