>>714553716Who said anything about conflict? Just leave the desert. Set up shop on the first patch of grass you come across.
Call me crazy but I don't think the Hylians are going to give a shit. They might tax you, but other than that, what's the big deal? That's why I hate Wind Waker Ganondorf's "characterization". It's just a false flag that makes no sense in context. They tried so hard to write Macbeth, but they burdened themselves with nonsensical motivations and lore dumps. Chinks have no sense of brevity.
>>714554384>Entire race of retards whose entire existence is based around stealing shit are actually niceGod forbid they just, I don't know, kill Ganondorf when he's a baby and stop acting like cunts. Kind of begs the question of why everybody else doesn't just kill these literal sandniggers?
I don't get it. It seems like the entire socioeconomical plot of Hyrule is based on groups of people acting retarded so the illusion of dramatic, political tension can exist.
It's gotten so stupid to the point where I legitimately don't give a fuck if Hyrule gets nuked. Everybody in it lacks all personality, character, and wit. Let Calamity happen, I don't care.