Thread 714579494 - /v/ [Archived: 591 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:18:49 PM No.714579494
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>mediocre reception
>streamers dropping it
>online playerbase drying up
>lobbies are just 9000 VP Japanese baggers
>resurgent interest in 8, Wii, and even the 64 decompilation
How do we save Mario Kart World before it falls out of the zeitgeist forever?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:19:35 PM No.714579551
>>714579494 (OP)
it's a kid's party game. don't play it too seriously. play a few races, have fun and move on
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:21:16 PM No.714579663
>>714579551
But you paid 80 dollars for this.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:22:18 PM No.714579719
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>>714579663
50 if you got the bundle
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:24:04 PM No.714579838
>>714579551
Adults should be able to take it seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY7RgaxCAco
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:30:25 PM No.714580193
i'm only interested in single player and splitscreen
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:36:23 PM No.714580591
>>714579838
HE'S SAD, PATHETIC!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:39:01 PM No.714580768
I don't play racing games they look the same to me, what makes Mario Kart World shit exactly?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:41:46 PM No.714580957
>>714580768
Probably because it's not on switch 1 so people here can't pirate it
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:42:39 PM No.714581024
Easy mode to fix online play:
>Give people options to play the way they want online.
>Can only get one powerful item at a time.
>Remove hidden stats or balance road surfaces where one will not have a clear advantage or reduce road specific stats so they will not be the obvious best choice.
>Tournament/group codes like MK8.


Try to justify the $80 mode:
>Single player story mode or some meaningful content to give direction for interacting with the open world.
>Unlocks are from single player rather than random chance and grinding coins.
>Varied paths for knockout tour rather than a few set routes. Routes will go through the more interesting areas around the tracks similar to what they do now for Crown City.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:42:45 PM No.714581029
>>714580768
You get items based on your position in the race, and you get better items if you're further back in the race. So it's a popular strategy to play badly to get good items, then to catch up at the very end of the race.
That's an over simplified explanation, but you can watch some of the videos on the shortcat youtube channel if you really want to dive in.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:43:49 PM No.714581101
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Nice game
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:44:22 PM No.714581136
There are a shit ton of disingenuous "reviews" that act as if you can't simply join a lobby and play traditional vs mode. Its not that fucking hard to find a lobby code online.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:45:00 PM No.714581174
I never play Mario Kart for more than a month or so, this feels natural to me. Nintendo just needs to add a 3-lap mode and everyone will admit that this is the best Mario Kart ever made.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:45:38 PM No.714581225
>>714581024
>turn it into a boring competitive game
Kill yourself, holy fuck, you're a retard.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:45:52 PM No.714581239
Season pass. Duh.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:46:36 PM No.714581289
>>714581101
>section 8 mcdonalds wifi connection isn't optimal
shocking
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:48:11 PM No.714581393
It just get boring after a while. It doesn't have much substance.

I wish there was cool season pass rewards unlocked through challenges.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:49:55 PM No.714581496
>>714581225
>Upset I fixed your boring competitive strategy.
Sorry, but Mario Kart is and will always be a casual party game. No one wants you people who look up stats online, plan out the best way to get items, and then try to time using them to avoid lightning.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:50:11 PM No.714581516
>>714581136
And you don't see a problem with fucking Mario Kart having to become a Discord game like it's a mediocre fighting game?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:52:19 PM No.714581648
>>714579494 (OP)
>How do we save Mario Kart World before it falls out of the zeitgeist forever?
Sell it for 60 euros, not fucking 90, for God's sake...
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:58:34 PM No.714582118
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:59:30 PM No.714582180
>>714579494 (OP)
I think I'm more disappointed with the fact that it's been like 11 years since the last actually new Mario Kart and this is what we got. Very underwhelming honestly
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:01:28 PM No.714582340
I PAY 80 DOLLARS FOR WHAT EVEN I CONSIDER A CHILDREN'S TOY
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:02:11 PM No.714582396
>>714582118
>STOP HAVING FUN
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:02:23 PM No.714582410
>Spend 18 years making a detailed open world
>Not fun to race on the intermissions and P switch missions get boring after 2 days
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:03:14 PM No.714582482
>>714582118
Making items live service game guarantees it will end up that way
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:04:14 PM No.714582565
>>714581101
That's what you get for bagging
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:04:32 PM No.714582591
>>714582118
nintendo adults can be pretty scary
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:04:33 PM No.714582593
>>714582118
>has hasn't looked at the baby blooper stats
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:04:35 PM No.714582595
>>714579494 (OP)
>>714579663
>>714579838
>>714580768
>>714582410

>online playerbase drying
Proof, pedoric?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:05:06 PM No.714582626
>Make a 200+ soundtrack
>No option to play the music you want

What was their endgame here
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:05:29 PM No.714582654
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>>714579494 (OP)
>no track builder
>roster is just half filler
>no unlocks, special races or unique activities in the open world. its just a set piece to explore
>no alt colors options that aren't costumes
>worst grand prix to date
like most games released in the past decade, it seems like another year of development would have been good. maybe nintendo will update the game in meaningful ways but im not setting any expectations.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:08:18 PM No.714582881
>>714582654
All lies, pedosnoyric
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:08:19 PM No.714582884
>>714579719
>Inflation fag
Back then you'd also get paid more
Now you get paid less and games are more expensive, kill yourself
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:10:28 PM No.714583031
>>714579551
>move on
tendies can't move on since 1987
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:10:54 PM No.714583061
>>714582884
>>714583031
Why are you such a pedophile?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:11:02 PM No.714583073
>>714582396
You're not having fun. You're farming a sense of accomplishment from winning a video game meant for children.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:11:49 PM No.714583142
>>714579719
>got the bundle
so you paid $500 for it
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:12:03 PM No.714583157
his smile and optimism, gone
his smile and optimism, gone
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>>714582654
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:12:36 PM No.714583195
>>714579494 (OP)
They should have added more meaningful shit to do in their fuck-ass open world they want you to love and not sabotaged the way people play the game online. What good are these cool new driving mechanics when most of your play time is spent driving on fucking highways with no walls or rails to do anything with.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:23:23 PM No.714583985
>>714581024
>Give people options to play the way they want online.
Sure
>Can only get one powerful item at a time.
This wouldn't fix bagging being the best strat
Say you put: blue shell, star, shock, gold, bullet all in one tier and the game checks that if the player rolls one of those they can't get another item in that tier
That doesn't matter for bagging and it'd become even better since the guys in the back will just get power item + x3 shroom and surge while the guys up front continue to get fucked
The reason why bagging is so strong since MK8/DX is because of how Nintendo changed the item logic, it's a flaw in the new item system itself
>Remove hidden stats or balance road surfaces where one will not have a clear advantage or reduce road specific stats so they will not be the obvious best choice.
All they have to do is show what the real stats are
Nintendo has retarded game design for basing some characters and karts entirely around certain terrain types that barely show up in the tracks while road is 95% of the game
They would have to spam a ton of tracks that have water and off-road to excuse the balancing choice or change how speed stats work like how MK8 had a better design for stats
>Tournament/group codes like MK8.
Sure
>Single player story mode or some meaningful content to give direction for interacting with the open world.
Nintendo's never doing that, too much effort
>Unlocks are from single player rather than random chance and grinding coins.
Should have been the obvious thing for them to do
>Varied paths for knockout tour rather than a few set routes. Routes will go through the more interesting areas around the tracks similar to what they do now for Crown City.
Best idea in the whole post that sounds fun as fuck
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:23:39 PM No.714584006
>>714579494 (OP)
So why do /v/eekends get full lobbies?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:29:35 PM No.714584417
>>714579494 (OP)
Reminds me of console shooters where the winning strat is to turn aim assist up to max and then barely touch your aiming joystick because letting the game aim for you is straight up better.

Consoles were a mistake.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:31:37 PM No.714584563
>>714583985
It's not really a flaw in the system, it's more like an inevitable tradeoff from what Nintendo wants. Nintendo wants Mario Kart to be a fun party game where you always have a chance, even if you're bad. Hence the catchup mechanics.
It's not supposed to be a game like Forza where if you're bad you get lapped and just stay way in the back in a hopeless situation.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:35:54 PM No.714584881
>>714584563
>fun (...) game
>you always have a chance
Contradictory. A game in which the ideal winning strat is to intentionally play badly because the game rewards playing badly cannot be a fun game.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:37:09 PM No.714584970
>>714584881
Depends how hard you examine the game. Think a 7 year old (Nintendo's Audience) cares?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:37:57 PM No.714585031
>>714584970
>Think a 7 year old (Nintendo's Audience) cares?
No, they don't care if the game is fun or not, they just see the funny flashing lights and it keeps them entertained the same way tiktok does.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:43:25 PM No.714585423
>>714579494 (OP)
whats happening in that video?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:44:26 PM No.714585494
>>714585423
Person is playing badly on purpose so they will be at the back of the race and get good item drops, which they will use to win the race later.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:45:14 PM No.714585554
>>714585423
People intentionally staying behind during a race because the game rewards you with better items if you play badly. Quality Nintendo game design on display.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:45:14 PM No.714585556
>>714584563
>It's not really a flaw in the system,
It is when the previous MKs before 8 had catch up systems that had far less complaints than 8 and still did their design job
Bagging only became an extreme problem since 8 and is where all the complaints started, players have no real counter to the strat which is why the only thing players can do is try to shame people that use it but the people that bag don't care what others think so it just results in a constant stream of complaints and criticisms
>Nintendo wants Mario Kart to be a fun party game where you always have a chance, even if you're bad.
This is a pathetic excuse, every Mario Kart game is designed to be a fun party game
The only reason the series still exists today is because Nintendo succeeded in making the series a fun party game but that doesn't mean there isn't obvious flaws in new systems they introduce kek
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:46:23 PM No.714585634
>>714585423
they're bagging, intentionally staying behind to get good items that give a big advantage once they catch up
doing it the way they do is really fucking bad though, closing the gap on intermission tracks is much too hard
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:46:27 PM No.714585639
>>714585556
Flaws for who though? I think Nintendo doesn't care because they're not trying to court the try hards, and want to make MK a better experience for the ultra casuals.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:46:42 PM No.714585661
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>>714579494 (OP)
There's a few things they could do to fix the game:
>200cc to help make intermissions feel faster
>3 laps after every intermission (5 for the SNES tracks and Peach Stadium 1)
>Adding the + Change option to online so people can pick any track
>Adding the missing battle modes from the MK8 (Renegade Roundup, Bob-omb Blast, Shine Thief)
>Custom Knockout Tour using any combination of 6 intermissions
>Custom Track Builder using any location from the open world, even on existing tracks

Also, new characters, costumes, and tracks of course.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:47:29 PM No.714585712
>>714579663
>>714579719
Make that 500 dollars. You brought a whole console for one game, that according to >>714579551 you should "play a few races, have fun and move on"
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:48:17 PM No.714585758
>>714583985
I would have included triple mushroom as a strong item that couldnโ€™t be paired with the others. On intermissions it is just as good as the other, if not better since you can potentially get two shortcuts out of it. If it were up to me, Iโ€™d only allow one item at a time, but I was trying to come up with an idea that doesnโ€™t change too much.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:48:31 PM No.714585772
>>714585031
>>714584881
>>714584417
>>714585554
>>714585712

Pedosnoy got raped.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:50:03 PM No.714585885
>>714582595
https://youtu.be/FUw04a1kNwU?si=N60NwgXa05qYSHck&t=662
Here's Shortcat playing a knockout tour game recently and the matchmaker couldn't even manage 24 players and puts him in a game with half CPUs.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:50:26 PM No.714585916
>>714579494 (OP)
>resurgent interest in 8
Why is /v/ trying to force this meme? literally nobody is going back to 8. everyone is just going to keep playing world while still complaining about it constantly.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:51:02 PM No.714585950
>>714581029
That shit has been a thing since at least the Wii version of MK.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:54:27 PM No.714586170
>>714585885
Why have you guys spammed this faggot e-celeb ever since World released?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:56:24 PM No.714586305
>>714585556
For me it was 8D with the double items. Limit it to just one item and it would be much better
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:57:30 PM No.714586372
>>714585556
>players have no real counter to the strat
Play normally? Bagging is only optimal on a minority of tracks in 8D.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:58:11 PM No.714586429
>>714586372
>play normally
>get raped by items and lose
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:58:56 PM No.714586481
>>714583142
No, we payed 450 for the console and 50 for the game.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:59:33 PM No.714586524
>>714586429
Sounds like a skill issue. Again bagging is said to only be optimal on a minority of tracks.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:00:00 PM No.714586551
fuckong love this game ive played it for like 60+ hours in online and time trials. fucking everything
it is INSANE that there is no option to just play normal races. literally 80% of your time spent in this game online is in the open world sections and it's just not as fun as actual tracks.
the fact that nintendo saw people just wanted to play normal races and denied them that ability is so fucking infuriating i can hardly articulate it.
im down for races right now if someone makes a lobby and test how good i am at the game or whatever. it's just so fucking tone deaf of nintendo to say
>oh you don't love the open world well then fuck you play more of it
it's just fucking insane. good game otherwise
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:00:34 PM No.714586582
>>714586481
You bought a console for one game, so yes you paid 500 dollars for it.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:01:25 PM No.714586643
>>714586429
That's 100% a skill issue.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:01:26 PM No.714586646
>>714586481
What other switch 2 exclusives are you currently playing on your console?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:01:42 PM No.714586669
>>714585758
>I would have included triple mushroom as a strong item that couldnโ€™t be paired with the others
That would make it too useless
Triple shroom is in this sweet spot of being the best speed item you can get but it's not as strong as the actual power items like star, shock, gold, bullet.
It's main appeal is pairing it with an actual power item because otherwise it's just used for SCs or a quick overtake like a normal shroom.
If you put triple shroom in this theoretical unique item tier that only allows you one of each item, triple shroom will turn into an unwanted item that would only annoy players because they missed out on the chance to get a more powerful item like the others mentioned above

The use of triple shroom on intermissions is kind of irrelevant since more people are realizing that the baggers are right about how it's impossible to get left behind if you just trail behind the pack while everyone in front items each other
Nothing matters until you actually get to the last lap and race on the track, and by that point you want to make sure you have the best items you can get so you can try to get a good spot
Using a triple shroom to take an SC before that doesn't give you much of a gain because the catch up system is designed to punish you if you get too far ahead and the intermission tracks are the longest ones in the game so it's inevitable you'll get item'd and slow down unless you combo the triple with a power item near the end to steal the win

Knockout Tour is a different story though where I'd say you're right about triple's use but in that case, it'd make more sense to make a unique item system for that mode like how there's always a different system for vs AI and vs Players online
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:02:25 PM No.714586721
>>714586582
>You bought a console for one game
No I didn't, retard.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:02:30 PM No.714586727
>>714586646
Good point, Nintendo just announced the Switch 2 is a failure and no more games will be made, so there will never be any more.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:02:58 PM No.714586764
>>714584970
>7 year old (Nintendo's Audience)
wrong again
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:03:08 PM No.714586780
>>714586727
I'm glad we can agree that the Switch 2 is a failure with no games.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:03:58 PM No.714586838
>>714586646
>exclusives
Playing every switch game that I have at a higher framerate and resolution. Also plan on getting future switch 2 games, like DK in a week and a half.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:04:00 PM No.714586840
>>714586721
What other Switch 2 games are there right now?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:04:10 PM No.714586853
>>714586721
So what other exclusive games are you playing?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:05:07 PM No.714586937
>>714586840
>>714586853
See >>714586838
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:05:11 PM No.714586941
>>714586838
So you bought a $500 console so you could play the exact same games again? lol
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:05:23 PM No.714586958
>>714579494 (OP)
I don't get the appeal of competitive Mario Kart. These games don't even give you lap time stats anymore.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:06:30 PM No.714587028
>>714586853
>>714586941
This might shock you, but the future exists and you can make reasonable predictions about what might happen.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:06:31 PM No.714587030
>>714586941
At better performance, plus all future games for said device, yes. Just like I bought a $400 GPU AND $200 CPU to play my PC games at better performance, as well as all future PC games.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:07:08 PM No.714587075
So whenโ€™s the /v/eekend thread
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:07:52 PM No.714587128
>>714586958
>These games don't even give you lap time stats anymore.
When was that done outside of time trial?
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:08:15 PM No.714587154
>>714587075
When you make the thread
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:08:25 PM No.714587169
>Join online vs mode
>Lobbies literally never 30/30 anymore
How did this game die so fast and why is nintendo full of suck bumbling fucking idiots
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:09:00 PM No.714587213
>>714587030
>$400 GPU
So basically an ultra low end budget GPU?
Replies: >>714587298
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:09:06 PM No.714587225
>>714586941
>again
I, personally, have a number of games I bought on sale and haven't played through yet. It's been pretty fun finally delving into the old backlog.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:09:15 PM No.714587236
IMG_0750
IMG_0750
md5: b7af1b9cabef5b0eb465b5410e31518f๐Ÿ”
> nintendomination six gorillion sales what are you a poorfag
> stop metafagging the childrenโ€™s game
I always get a kick out of the cognitive dissonance of people who bought this thing
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:09:54 PM No.714587279
>>714587028
Predictions like Switch 2 having day one design issues that need to get fixed in upcoming releases and a better quality version like an OLED model, or even a price drop that makes getting one early for what IS ultimately just one game seem shortsighted.
Replies: >>714587412 >>714588236
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:10:13 PM No.714587298
>>714587213
>ultra low end
Nah, I play MH Wilds at 120 fps with it. Do some research and look for deals, you fucking idiot.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:10:42 PM No.714587343
I wipe my ass with 500 dollars
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:10:49 PM No.714587353
>>714586582
>>714586840
>>714586853
>>714586941
>>714587169

Pedosnoy sametrannying.
Prove you own one.
Replies: >>714587414 >>714589147
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:10:50 PM No.714587354
1444419162762
1444419162762
md5: d2752d132a3a75bba5e55973f623950f๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
You're like the fag who kept insisting that mother fucking Splatoon was dead during the at the time peak player count.
Assuming you're not unironically the same retard. Still not a good look. You're retarded.
Replies: >>714587450
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:11:14 PM No.714587376
>>714587128
Double Dash did it in Grand Prix races
Replies: >>714587530
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:11:33 PM No.714587409
This game and console are dogshit. Thankfully was able to resell my used switch 2 for more than I bought it for.
Replies: >>714587664
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:11:34 PM No.714587412
>>714587279
>or even a price drop
Like the Switch had, right? You know the trend is to raise the price with the current worldwide hyperinflation going on, right?
Replies: >>714587493 >>714588406
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:11:38 PM No.714587414
>>714587353
>two of the posts within 10 seconds of each other
Replies: >>714587664
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:12:09 PM No.714587450
>>714587354
Yes tendie, everyone who doesn't praise nintendo is the same person, the voices in your walls wouldn't lie.
Replies: >>714587635 >>714587664
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:12:47 PM No.714587493
>>714587412
Switch was never considered overpriced. And it had cheaper versions get made.
Replies: >>714587664 >>714589292
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:12:52 PM No.714587501
1751318130354339
1751318130354339
md5: 9c632bde506b9f20491fbf606186a3d5๐Ÿ”
>>714579551
You spent $500 for that?

Millions of people spent $500 for that!?
Replies: >>714587587 >>714587603 >>714587664 >>714587693
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:13:18 PM No.714587530
>>714587376
Interesting, I must have forgot. I know 64 and Super don't. Still, not a standard feature in the series, but if that's true I relinquish my statement.
Replies: >>714587861 >>714588172 >>714588296
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:13:55 PM No.714587572
>>714584006
Because threads like these consist of a lot of fearmongering
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:14:08 PM No.714587587
>>714587501
Technically, I spent $510 for MKW and the Welcome Tour. Money well spent
Replies: >>714603048
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:14:18 PM No.714587603
>>714587501
No, they spent $50.
Replies: >>714587746 >>714587808
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:14:40 PM No.714587635
>>714587450
>everyone who doesn't praise nintendo is the same person
I just said you act like him. I didn't say you are him. But if you act like him, you might as well be.
There is a huge difference between people who don't praise Nintendo, and people who claim that their online games with millions of steadily RISING players, is somehow catastrophically losing players and dying. And then spamming this falsehood on /v/ over and over and over and over.
Not quite the same thing.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:14:41 PM No.714587637
>>714579551
>kid's party game
wrong again
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:15:11 PM No.714587664
>>714587409
>>714587414
>>714587450
>>714587493
>>714587501
Samefag pedosnoy, prove You own one
Replies: >>714589147
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:15:36 PM No.714587693
>>714587501
seethe about it, trannoid subhuman
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:16:19 PM No.714587746
>>714587603
that's assuming the money magically floats out of your wallet the second the switch 2 exists.

In that universe, sure you spent $50.
Replies: >>714588197
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:16:38 PM No.714587776
20250628235116-01JYWBS3ZXJ3DM83TFS86W7Z5Q
20250628235116-01JYWBS3ZXJ3DM83TFS86W7Z5Q
md5: 8e3ba35c4c0a880e8434eb9d117737eb๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
Nice fiction bro.

All the news of the Switch 2 success has really upset you huh?
Replies: >>714587827
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:16:44 PM No.714587783
>>714585950
That anon isn't talking about what exactly makes WORLD so shit, and that's the dev patches that took away ability to consistently play the game modes you actually want and instead forcing you the only way they devs think is correct
Replies: >>714587989
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:17:02 PM No.714587808
>>714587603
$50 + $450
Replies: >>714587989 >>714588197
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:17:11 PM No.714587816
>>714584006
To be fair, there was a /v/eekend thread that died early yesterday but I think it was because it was not only friday but also the fourth of july
Replies: >>714589842
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:17:21 PM No.714587827
>>714587776
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/jjujXEwKiA6ENOudEXc36w/
What mental illness is this?
Replies: >>714587956 >>714587974 >>714587989
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:17:43 PM No.714587861
>>714587530
64 and Super actually do too.
Replies: >>714588315
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:18:10 PM No.714587905
>>714579494 (OP)
How is that thing driving? At least add the cool worm guy that gets angry when you jump on it.
Replies: >>714588156
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:18:47 PM No.714587956
>>714587827
Not that anon but this isnโ€™t much of a gotcha, itโ€™d be weirder if this was weeks ago and wasnโ€™t in response to something
Replies: >>714588017 >>714588150
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:18:55 PM No.714587974
>>714587827
Wow 8 results posted each time to disprove you seething.

You sure showed him.
Replies: >>714588017 >>714588150
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:19:06 PM No.714587989
>>714587783
>>714587808
>>714587827
Why is this pedophile snoy so mentally ill?
Replies: >>714588069
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:19:25 PM No.714588007
file
file
md5: db219d7ca5613f08b2e25b849d217523๐Ÿ”
Stop.
Picking.
Randu.
You WIRR pray boring highway track and you WIRR have fun how I designed it, stupid disrespectful whittu piggu
Replies: >>714588163 >>714588386 >>714588461
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:19:31 PM No.714588017
>>714587956
>>714587974
>NOOO SHUT UP YOU CANT EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS YOU TRANSPHOBE!!
Replies: >>714588157 >>714588461
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:20:16 PM No.714588069
>>714587989
>literally all three posts within the same minute
Replies: >>714588461
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:20:22 PM No.714588083
Legit how long until they make a separate classic vs mode and intermissions vs mode, it seems very easy and would give them back a lot of good will.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:20:53 PM No.714588123
>>714579551
>$580 plus tip
>to play a mediocre kids party game
lol
lmaooo
Replies: >>714588216 >>714588461
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:17 PM No.714588150
>>714587956
>>714587974

>>714585885
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:21 PM No.714588156
>>714587905
Wiggler? He's in the game too
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:22 PM No.714588157
>>714588017
>NOOOO YOU CANโ€™T PROVE ME WRONG FOR A WEEK USING THE SAME IMAGE
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:27 PM No.714588163
1750988354038219
1750988354038219
md5: dd725dfd5fce9407be0b8405df963e7c๐Ÿ”
>>714588007
Fortunatery, we have a product for peopre who don't want intermission tracks. It's carred Mario Kart 8 Deruxe.
Replies: >>714588461
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:30 PM No.714588172
come on bro
come on bro
md5: 7093e3bcd35c5225b41f924d096d4066๐Ÿ”
>>714587530
>I know 64 and Super don't.
Replies: >>714588296 >>714588315
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:21:53 PM No.714588197
>>714587746
>>714587808
I spent $450 on a console for the upgrades to existing games, and for future games. I dcided to also spend 50 to have a new game included with it. You aren't very good at this, are you?
Replies: >>714588236 >>714588393 >>714589407
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:22:06 PM No.714588216
>>714588123
I tipped 20% and the wagie at Best Buy got me the best switch from their inventory and gave me a free coke, too!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:22:20 PM No.714588236
>>714588197

>>714587279
Replies: >>714588406
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:23:07 PM No.714588296
lap
lap
md5: 1384784eba725387f1a499feeba26fc4๐Ÿ”
>>714587530
>>714588172
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:23:28 PM No.714588315
>>714588172
>>714587861
Shit, it's been too long, obviously. Maybe I need to take a trip down memory lane and blast through the GPs in the previous games again. Didn't remember that at all. I'm the retard, this time.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:16 PM No.714588383
>>714579494 (OP)
The whole thing with Switch 2 in general is off. There really isn't that much interest in it compared to what it should have right now. Attention is still, by and large, on what PlayStation, PC and even Xbox are doing. Nintendo should be blowing all three away in discussion and buzz, but it's more of a "Switch 2 came out. Neat! And Mario Kart? Cool! Anyway..." kind of feel.

I don't see that really changing at all this year either. It'll do well for Black Friday and Christmas, but this isn't close to what the Switch 1 pull in terms of perception and reception. I still blame Switch 2 basically being a just Switch again but better graphics and a little bigger, but we'll see how things play out long term.
Replies: >>714588552
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:19 PM No.714588386
>>714588007
let me run time trials on the highways and i'll consider it, but until you give me a course i can properly practice as an option i'm going to keep picking random for the 1:10 chance it actually picks a course i can actually practice.
Replies: >>714605582
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:21 PM No.714588393
>>714588197
How do you feel about game key cards filling up the massive 256 GB capacity you spent $450 on?
Replies: >>714588552 >>714588673 >>714588978
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:29 PM No.714588406
>>714588236
See >>714587412
Replies: >>714588543
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:42 PM No.714588424
1664942358845889
1664942358845889
md5: fb751d71df38b4dfee32a4e07abeda07๐Ÿ”
>>714579663
50 if you weren't a retard and bought the bundle like anyone with a fucking brain would do
>b-but muh limited time to purchase it :(((
you can still request for it on nintendo's website as a guaranteed way to get it, stores (granted its entirely up to where you live in terms of how fast you can get it) are still selling the bundle if you wait until god knows when for them to pull the bundle you deserve to pay the $30 retard tax they're charging for it
>muh physical :(((
its mario kart its not mario 3d fucking all stars that shit is not going anywhere
Replies: >>714594053
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:50 PM No.714588432
>>714579494 (OP)
>wrong
>who cares
>wrong
>wrong
>coping
wow op you sure are mad MKW is a smash hit
Still upset the fake outrage didn't do anything to effect the game?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:24:50 PM No.714588434
>>714585885
The game does that automatically so you instantly get to play in a race rather than sitting around for 10 minutes waiting for it to fill up.

The fucking system has been out 5 weeks and only a small portion of owners will actually have NSO. Seek help schizo lmao
Replies: >>714588561 >>714588636 >>714588976 >>714589202
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:25:09 PM No.714588461
>>714588007
>>714588017
>>714588069
>714588150
>>714588123
>>714588163
Pedosnoy, nobody is falling for your phone
Replies: >>714588719 >>714589147
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:25:16 PM No.714588472
>>714579663
Nobody with a brain bought the game for $80.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:26:22 PM No.714588543
>>714588406
Then look at the response to that one.
Replies: >>714588712
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:26:28 PM No.714588552
>>714588383
>>714588393
Why is this pedosnoy so mentally ill?
Replies: >>714589147
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:26:31 PM No.714588561
>>714588434
>The fucking system has been out 5 weeks and only a small portion of owners will actually have NSO. Seek help schizo lmao
But I thought the switch 2 was a massive success that sold 10 gorillion in 2 hours? Is it actually a failure?
Replies: >>714588712 >>714588976 >>714588976
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:26:32 PM No.714588562
>>714581101
>Bagging on McDonald's wifi
You deserve it.
Replies: >>714589102 >>714597656
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:27:22 PM No.714588636
>>714588434
>so you instantly get to play in a race rather than sitting around for 10 minutes waiting for it to fill up.
Doesn't sound like a particularly active online then.
Replies: >>714588712
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:27:58 PM No.714588673
>>714588393
Didn't buy any key cards, since I'm not retarded.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:28:21 PM No.714588712
>>714588543
>>714588561
>>714588636
You lost and got raped, pedosnoy.
Replies: >>714589147
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:28:23 PM No.714588714
>>714579494 (OP)
Just let it die there's no fixing it
Replies: >>714588818
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:28:25 PM No.714588719
jags-fan-wth
jags-fan-wth
md5: 8c2ecd6bc9ed1e0ec36e84d9ed04c8c4๐Ÿ”
>>714588461
Doesn't phoneposting having even longer waits?
Replies: >>714588818
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:29:26 PM No.714588818
>>714588714
>>714588719
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric
Replies: >>714588961 >>714589147 >>714589579 >>714589579
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:29:40 PM No.714588839
You will never be Japanese.
Replies: >>714588912
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:30:27 PM No.714588912
>>714588839
You will always be a pedophile
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:31:01 PM No.714588961
>>714588818
what is this schizo gibberish
Replies: >>714589059
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:31:14 PM No.714588976
20250705162840-01JZDK754ZS4385KMR95BZ08D1
20250705162840-01JZDK754ZS4385KMR95BZ08D1
md5: 29f8d9be8c880c2845e7a1c4c6a62674๐Ÿ”
>>714585885
>>714588434
>>714588561
>>714588561

Just to prove I'm I just booted up the game. Instant playing an online race within 30 seconds. 20/24 human racer.

Schizos malding eternally.
Replies: >>714589063 >>714589547
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:31:15 PM No.714588978
>>714588393
nintendo specifically made the gamekeycard shit for worthless third party devs, and as a result all their games are flopping, first party nintendo games are all carts and sell
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:32:14 PM No.714589059
>>714588961
Pedosnoy, kill yourself
Replies: >>714589119 >>714589147
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:32:19 PM No.714589063
>>714588976
>20/24 human racer.
So the game still couldn't make a full lobby despite you being in the shitter ranks? lmao
Replies: >>714589143 >>714589202
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:32:44 PM No.714589102
>>714581289
>>714582565
>>714588562
cooopeee
Replies: >>714589143
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:32:59 PM No.714589119
>>714589059
for not liking a nintendo game? get a life
Replies: >>714589143
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:33:19 PM No.714589143
>>714589063
>>714589102
>>714589119

Total pedosnoyric meltdown
Replies: >>714589579
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:33:20 PM No.714589147
>>714587353
>>714587664
>>714588461
>>714588552
>>714588712
>>714588818
>>714589059
Why are trans people like this
Replies: >>714589232
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:33:33 PM No.714589165
Just a heads up, if you wanna prove the game isnโ€™t dead, why not start a /v/eekend thread?
Replies: >>714589232
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:33:38 PM No.714589173
$500
$500
md5: 69d829ffc3baec39e8e0a33a27181266๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>714589232 >>714589407 >>714589748 >>714589845 >>714591547
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:34:00 PM No.714589202
>>714589063
See >>714588434

What's your next cope going to be?

Go start up MK8 and me know how that works out. XDD
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:34:20 PM No.714589232
>>714589147
>>714589165
>>714589173
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric ;)
Replies: >>714589579
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:35:13 PM No.714589292
>>714587493
The switch 2 is not considered overpriced by anyone with a functional brain.
Replies: >>714589663 >>714594275
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:35:21 PM No.714589310
>>714579494 (OP)
>straight lines races

can't be fixed
Replies: >>714589408
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:35:34 PM No.714589332
>>714586669
That all makes sense and you may be right, but at the same time it isnโ€™t so bad to have a less desirable item in a tier. At least you arenโ€™t the poor sap in the tier ahead of you that got a coin box on the last set of items before the finish. If you are too far behind without enough time to get more items, I think it is ok to leave a possible catch up to luck. Alternatively, just include triple mushrooms as an item that canโ€™t stack, but donโ€™t include it in the possible items to get in last place if you want to avoid having people stuck with a meh item.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:35:41 PM No.714589340
1750358009502616
1750358009502616
md5: 5bd559d1adecb0bc29c7fef2c2124537๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
this dogshit game wasn't even fun enough to be a FOTM game, more like a FOTW game kek
Replies: >>714589408 >>714589774 >>714590410
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:36:23 PM No.714589407
>>714589173
>only purchsed the switch 2 to play Mario kart world
Wrong. See >>714588197
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:36:23 PM No.714589408
>>714589310
>>714589340
Pedosnoyric, sametrannying won't save you
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:36:43 PM No.714589436
>>714579551
>>714579663
>$500
Replies: >>714589504
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:37:31 PM No.714589504
>>714589436
Why are you such a pedophile?
Replies: >>714589672
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:37:53 PM No.714589534
>>714579494 (OP)
What items you get shouldn't be based on position, but instead actual distance from 1st place. So like 16th place will still get 2nd place equivalent items if positions 1st-16th are very close together.
I don't know if this fixes bagging, but it's probably an improvement.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:38:04 PM No.714589547
>>714588976
No one said it was consistently inactive.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:38:14 PM No.714589570
1751689681189879
1751689681189879
md5: 7fd157376a6b0263950f32cbc4225331๐Ÿ”
What did they mean by this?
Replies: >>714589716 >>714589862 >>714589923 >>714590050 >>714592062 >>714592268
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:38:21 PM No.714589579
>>714588818
>>714589232
>>714588818
>>714589143
Dronesnoy is losing it
Replies: >>714589923
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:39:20 PM No.714589663
>>714589292
It's widely acknowledged to be the first nintendo console in a long while to drop the "keep hardware down to make it cheaper" strategy.
Replies: >>714589913 >>714590503
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:39:24 PM No.714589672
>>714589504
>[deleted]
lmao, eric won
Replies: >>714589923
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:39:51 PM No.714589716
>>714589570
"Fuck you, you're playing the game wrong."
Replies: >>714589923
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:40:21 PM No.714589748
>>714589173
That doesn't work when it's not what's actually being said.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:40:26 PM No.714589752
GvFX9bCWoAA68i_
GvFX9bCWoAA68i_
md5: 5e975dba2b18c4f4265802b86c0d7885๐Ÿ”
What's your favorite costume?
Replies: >>714590041 >>714590148 >>714597659
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:40:47 PM No.714589774
>>714589340
Tendies love shitting on Fotm games, when their own games are too shitty to even be that
Replies: >>714589840 >>714589923
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:40:58 PM No.714589791
1239084712309487
1239084712309487
md5: 764cc0d0c13ca4711cfbeef63b375664๐Ÿ”
ONE GAME
Replies: >>714590024 >>714591610 >>714592253
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:41:33 PM No.714589840
>>714589774
Everything tendies post about is deflection. Except for when it happens to them, then it doesn't matter.
Replies: >>714590024
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:41:33 PM No.714589842
>>714587816
Nah yesterday the thread had to be moved because it was reaching the thread limit. The new thread died because it was late for people and everyone left.
Replies: >>714590038
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:41:34 PM No.714589845
>>714589173
switch 2 isn't the playstation, it actually has games on the way
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:41:47 PM No.714589862
>>714589570
>how to kill a games online mode
Replies: >>714590024
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:42:12 PM No.714589913
>>714589663
Lmao, no it isn't, that's why it's breaking sales records left and right. Only terminally online Nintendo antis claim that.
Replies: >>714590102
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:42:18 PM No.714589923
>>714589579
>>714589570
>>714589672
>>714589716
>714589791
>>714589774
None of your copes work, so prove you own a switch 2.
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric.
Replies: >>714590530
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:42:47 PM No.714589969
>>714581496
You don't need to look up stats, especially if you're below 9000 VR. You can get away with anything, even without bagging. I think you're so bad, that you're blaming the stats when they don't matter. It's a party game, stop trying to turn it into fucking Valorant.
Replies: >>714592007
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:42:47 PM No.714589971
>>714586582
I bought the console day 1 for my Switch 1 collection to run better and future games.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:43:19 PM No.714590024
>>714589840
>>714589791
>>714589862

Pedosnoyric, you can't escape losing and getting raped ;)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:43:26 PM No.714590038
20250705102505-01JZDF3YF5SJNWBBPK2872NG47
20250705102505-01JZDF3YF5SJNWBBPK2872NG47
md5: 045d0d7561d176e5a41d197c7fdb150a๐Ÿ”
>>714589842
Also to the anon that wanted a picture yesterday.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:43:28 PM No.714590041
20250622163845-01JYC4BYDEA0AAYMNRMAVH2D3M
20250622163845-01JYC4BYDEA0AAYMNRMAVH2D3M
md5: 06cd2bb343fd83ec8021397257f664f9๐Ÿ”
>>714589752
I prefer this one
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:43:37 PM No.714590050
>>714589570
Nobody hates Tendies more than Nintendo themselves KEK
Replies: >>714590142
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:44:21 PM No.714590102
>>714589913
What did what I say have anything to do with how well it's selling?
Replies: >>714590142 >>714590287
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:44:44 PM No.714590142
>>714590050
>>714590102

Why are you sametrannying, epedosnoyric?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:44:46 PM No.714590148
>>714589752
You posted it
Daisyfags winning so hard
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:45:30 PM No.714590198
642742104424
642742104424
md5: fb084f7048d41df93bcbfb2f0fbf52e8๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
Holy Kek
Replies: >>714590278 >>714590434 >>714590756 >>714591329 >>714602016
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:46:24 PM No.714590278
>>714590198
Why is this pedophile named Eric so mentally ill?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:46:29 PM No.714590287
>>714590102
>"everyone agrees it is too expensive"
>clearly not since it is breaking sales records
>"don't bring up reality to counter my shitposting and lies"
This is getting really uninteresting.
Replies: >>714590969
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:47:51 PM No.714590410
>>714589340
Nintendo saw this image and threw an autism fit
Replies: >>714590865
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:48:06 PM No.714590434
>>714590198
>8.6/10
>snoys so seething they keep review bombing it
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:48:45 PM No.714590503
>>714589663
>the entire 9 years of the switch 1 had people demanding switch but stronger
>nintendo delivers the switch 2, the switch but stronger
>NOOOOOOOOO NO ONE WANTS THIS HOW COULD NINTENDO DO THIS
Replies: >>714591058 >>714591165
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:49:04 PM No.714590530
iwon
iwon
md5: 7aaf28c9d3946401d0f54a00c71aa174๐Ÿ”
>>714589923
I own a Switch 2 and MKW sucks. You lost.
Replies: >>714590667 >>714590865
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:49:59 PM No.714590597
GSjX0k4XQAAFRvA
GSjX0k4XQAAFRvA
md5: 2b32b0aaa6d717ec2c5a0769bf1a9154๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
>>714579663
idk bro, i'm having fun, sorry you're so upset or whatevers
Replies: >>714590814
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:50:45 PM No.714590667
>>714590530
Nobody cares about your shit taste sorry.
Replies: >>714590723
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:51:19 PM No.714590723
>>714590667
>the proof doesn't count!
Replies: >>714590865
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:51:43 PM No.714590756
>>714590198
damn, it dropped again
Replies: >>714590865
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:52:10 PM No.714590794
You ain't winning this one
You ain't winning this one
md5: 5fb7c000f0630a0a2a5db67d5490bf23๐Ÿ”
>uhmm switch 2 has the switch 1 library
this has to be shitposting, you niggas cant be this stupid
Replies: >>714590865 >>714590978 >>714591806
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:52:25 PM No.714590814
>>714590597
>i'm a shitter who can't stop losing when sandbagging isn't a win condition
ok
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:52:53 PM No.714590865
>>714590410
>>714590530
>>714590723
>>714590756
>>714590794
>easily edited screen
Nah, paper.
You lost and got raped, snoypedoric
Replies: >>714590976
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:53:19 PM No.714590906
1547365292697
1547365292697
md5: f284ebcaff3dc6398e61d6aa90c846ff๐Ÿ”
>No Stellar Blade
>No E22
>No DS2
Absolute state, kek. Imagine being a tendo.
Replies: >>714590952 >>714591053 >>714591089 >>714600708
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:53:54 PM No.714590952
>>714590906
Why is this pedophile named Eric so mentally ill?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:54:04 PM No.714590969
>>714590287
Even in your attempts to misrepresent what I said you produced a non-sequitur. An overpriced product is still capable of selling well.
Replies: >>714591423
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:54:10 PM No.714590976
>>714590865
Now I know you're not a genuine poster and just want to shit up the board
Replies: >>714591423 >>714591729
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:54:14 PM No.714590978
>>714590794
it has the entire switch 1 library and multiple games announced for every month
what does the competition have? oh yeah tralalero tralalae shuffler
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:54:26 PM No.714590996
>>714581101
kek, this reminds me of those smash ult matchups you'd get with some beaner on wifi while all 20 members of his family try to stream at the same time.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:03 PM No.714591053
>>714590906
>coomer slop
>movie slop
>movie slop
Anyways
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:07 PM No.714591058
>>714590503
I didn't. I always appreciated Nintendo's ability to not focus too hard on graphics.
Replies: >>714591423 >>714591459
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:22 PM No.714591089
>>714590906
>devs want to make a switch 2 version
>devs want to make a switch 2 version
>was a flop and a laughing stock
the absolute STATE of play
Replies: >>714598242
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:55:58 PM No.714591139
>>714581101
Nintendo finally adds a ethernet port to their console, doesn't use it.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:56:17 PM No.714591165
>>714590503
How does that disprove what I said?
Replies: >>714591459
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:57:02 PM No.714591229
NO NO NO STOP TALKIGN
Replies: >>714591423
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:57:58 PM No.714591298
>>714579494 (OP)
It doesn't need saving. Sales are up after the recent update.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:58:16 PM No.714591329
>>714590198
holy shit.. ericsama i kneel...
Replies: >>714591423
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:58:56 PM No.714591392
>>714579494 (OP)
Kill yourself you Nintendo dick eater
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:59:20 PM No.714591423
>>714590969
>>714590976
>>714591229
>>714591329
>>714591058
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric ;)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:59:44 PM No.714591459
>>714591058
its still doing that, but you're still here crying
>>714591165
>everyone wants nintendo to make the switch but slightly more powerful
>nintendo does this
>it blows past every sales record on the books in 3 days
>t-t-t-t-this doesn't count it flopped no one wants it!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:00:35 PM No.714591534
>>714585916
They legit tried to make 8 and Wii tthreads to spite the MKW weekend ones and they fell off completely after 3 threads.
Replies: >>714591838
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:00:48 PM No.714591547
1656565241407
1656565241407
md5: 0324ccd208cf8f4f962a261728acaa9d๐Ÿ”
>>714589173
>console is $450
>bundled game is $50
>YOU PAID $500 FOR MARIO KART FORGET THE BRAND NEW $450 CONSOLE YOU BOUGHT WITH IT
Replies: >>714593719
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:01:36 PM No.714591610
>>714589791
ONE MEME
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:01:54 PM No.714591641
>>714579494 (OP)
>$500 game
Replies: >>714591672 >>714591946
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:15 PM No.714591672
>>714591641

Pedosnoyric..... The seethe thread you spent 14 hours on..... Just died.....
>>714544306
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:28 PM No.714591692
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1722637928675676_thumb.jpg
md5: 8e49e3d8546d31e8e5bda238ca1ece70๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>714591836 >>714592010 >>714592014
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:02:51 PM No.714591729
>>714590976
You should kane known this from ages ago, everyone ignores them as they bot away every day.
Replies: >>714591762
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:00 PM No.714591741
>>714581024

The only two options we need are rooms for people who want to play with level transitions and rooms for those that want to play without it.
Secondly items are balanced in MK believe it or not. What needs to change is the rubberbanding for speed. If youre in lower placements your speed has a modifier to help you catch up. Its no longer justified in Mario Kart considering the sheer size of the tracks now.
Removing hidden stats and "balancing" surfaces is dumb ultra casual shit. Learn to play the game.
>Tournament/group codes like MK8
Fair
Replies: >>714592164
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:13 PM No.714591754
If MKW was on steam, what would the reviews be sitting at?
Replies: >>714591904 >>714592062 >>714592108 >>714592350 >>714593410
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:24 PM No.714591762
>>714591729
Pedosnoyric, sametrannying won't save you
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:52 PM No.714591806
>>714590794
It's the same fucking excuse people use for ther PS5 so I don't get it.
Replies: >>714591904
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:03:57 PM No.714591820
>THINK OF THE STREAMERINOS AND COMPNIGGERS METAFAGS
no
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:04:07 PM No.714591836
>>714591692
>what if you wanted to go to heaven and god said "go my red shell"
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:04:08 PM No.714591838
>>714591534
watching the snoy spam "AHAHAH LOOK THE MKW THREAD IS DEAD" with a screenshot of it 2 minutes after the thread was made then checking back less than hour later and it was at bump limit full of people playing the game, while the MK8 emulation thread had died after 30 posts was genuinely hilarious
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:04:51 PM No.714591904
>>714591754
>>714591806
Pedosnoyric, you lost and got raped
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:00 PM No.714591919
How long does this take to beat? Five hours? What a joke
Replies: >>714592034
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:25 PM No.714591946
>>714591641
I know you don't have any greymatter in that empty skull of yours, but if you want to try this cope then it means people spent $1000 for astrobot
Replies: >>714597997
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:03 PM No.714592007
>>714589969
If that stats don't matter to anyone but the best players, then what is the point? You are only proving my point that removing a feature that only matters to competitive players would not make the game more competitive. You don't need to pretend to be on the opposite side to defend your high tier karts to keep your competitive advantage in a party game. That is a bit sad.
Replies: >>714592153
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:05 PM No.714592010
>>714591692
>snoy tries to go to heaven
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:09 PM No.714592014
>>714591692
WTF KEK
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:21 PM No.714592034
>>714591919
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:06:35 PM No.714592062
>>714591754
The update in >>714589570 would definitely have caused review bombing. Arguable justified since it actually to do with the game.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:09 PM No.714592108
>>714591754
Mostly Negative
Replies: >>714592153
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:57 PM No.714592153
>>714592007
>>714592108
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:04 PM No.714592164
>>714591741
I haven't really noticed any rubberbanding in games with other real players, only with npcs. it's completely possible to fall behind in this game from one fall off the stage and stay so far behind that even with all the bullet bills you never even see another racer for the rest of the track
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:25 PM No.714592196
>average casual doesn't care
>/v/ siding with speedrun trannies and "competitive" Mario Kart autists
You fags will always play the contrarian.
Replies: >>714592605 >>714592747
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:09:10 PM No.714592253
>>714589791
>S0nyponies don't even have their own jokes
>they have to steal from the tendies they hate so much
Sad!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:09:21 PM No.714592268
>>714589570
Random was always selecting 3 lap tracks when it was supposed to be 'truly random' so Nintendo fixed it.
People are upset because they lost a guaranteed way of selecting 3 lap tracks and now have to gamble on random occasionally selecting intermission tracks alongside 3 lap tracks.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:09:37 PM No.714592290
I think I'm taking crazy pills because I genuinely enjoy the online in this game. It was better before the update but still. I'm like 8500 VR so not terrible but not amazing either. I try to have fun when I'm playing and not be too serious. I like creating memorable moments for people. One time I waited horizontally parallel to the finish line and a guy drove into me to pass. I popped a mega to jumpscare him as he bashed into me and crossed the line. Like yeah you lose points and whatever but you have fun and it's funny.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:10:20 PM No.714592350
>>714591754
It'd be sitting at number one on the best sellers list if this week's famitsu mean anything.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:11:30 PM No.714592445
How long has eric even been around now? You'd think somebody as nonfunctional and obsessive as eric seems to be would be homeless and in and out of jail a lot. you wouldn't expect him to be able to post as consistently as he does.
Replies: >>714592985
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:13:40 PM No.714592605
>>714592196
The main problem with the game now is just making a good chunk of the content rare to be able to play online. The game is good, but you need to get on the internet and find private lobbies to be able to effectively play the good parts online. Letting people play the game the way they want is probably the least contrarian opinion someone could have.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:13:51 PM No.714592620
>>714582118
This but unironically. Why else would they include VR scores?
Replies: >>714592849
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:15:15 PM No.714592747
>>714592196
Average casual doesn't even play online and gets bored of the game incredibly quickly because of it.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:16:23 PM No.714592849
>>714592620
To play with people your skill. It's excruciatingly hard to hit let alone maintain 9,000 this time, unlike MK8D where even shitters could float in 25k range if they play enough.
Replies: >>714593178
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:18:10 PM No.714592985
>>714592445
At least 10 years. He either mooches of his parents or social security
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:20:26 PM No.714593178
>>714592849
is it like wii now?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:23:04 PM No.714593410
>>714591754
Mixed. Not on the verge of positive or negative either. Just solidly Mixed.
Replies: >>714593510
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:23:12 PM No.714593424
Itโ€™s the best Mario kart haters can get fucked
Replies: >>714593919
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:23:49 PM No.714593457
>>714579494 (OP)
>mediocre reception
86 on metacritic means the game is solid as fuck, most people are having fun with it, the biggest complaint is about the "empty" open world, which, as usual with ragebait YouTubers, is an overexaggeration born out of the disappointment that rewards are just stickers, rather than an actual complaint about the content of the open world itself. People have only praise for the Knockout Tour mode, the rest of the "complaints" are just "pros" malding about a party game not catering to their competitive needs and blowing things out of proportion or casuals sucking and blaming it on the game (tale as old as time with Mario Kart)

>streamers dropping it
Mario Kart streamers are digging their own grave by being overly critical of the game that will give them views for years on end, to this day, no one has dropped the game for a previous game like 8DX because they know they'll lose even more viewers if they do that, 8DX is an 11 year old game at this point and people are tired of watching that.

Nobody talking about "dropping World and going back to 8" is actually going to go through with it, it's all ragebait.

>online playerbase drying up
People can still get full lobbies in seconds for every mode, stop lying.

>lobbies are just 9000 VP Japanese baggers
You just contradicted your previous statement, you acknowledge that people ARE playing the game.

>resurgent interest in 8, Wii, and even the 64 decompilation
Mario Kart 64 and Mario Kart Wii have always had permanently active communities, the games are just full of exploits and glitches that make them fun to revisit for speedruns and compfaggotry, nothing to do with World's momentum.
Replies: >>714594178 >>714594510
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:24:27 PM No.714593510
>>714593410
And somehow all the reviews are from the chinese
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:26:34 PM No.714593719
>>714591547
Show is your Switch 2 exclusive library.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:28:51 PM No.714593919
>>714593424
This. It's literally the best game ever made even.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:28:55 PM No.714593924
Hot take but I genuinely think racing on 3 lap tracks is better than it was in 8. They just need to fix the online and itโ€™ll be a pretty good game.
Replies: >>714594073
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:30:25 PM No.714594053
>>714588424
>>50 if you weren't a retard and bought the bundle like anyone with a fucking brain would do
No one 'with a fucking brain' bought this shit, you are the retard
Replies: >>714598690
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:30:38 PM No.714594073
>>714593924
The tracks themselves are pretty solid for the most part. It just sucks that Nintendo is so intent on sabotaging themselves by shoving the intermission tracks down our throats. Why they couldn't have made them exclusive to Knockout Tour while GP stays the way it always was is beyond me.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:31:39 PM No.714594178
>>714593457
>to this day, no one has dropped the game for a previous game
Didn't that TWD98 guy stick with MK Wii and basically skip 8DX? I saw one guy do a 8DX video after World already released and the comments were saying how nice it was to see people hadn't completely dropped 8DX
Replies: >>714594516
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:32:37 PM No.714594275
>>>>714589292
is considered*
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:34:46 PM No.714594459
6so10x
6so10x
md5: 43451e7781b9915a68aec3237409d9e8๐Ÿ”
>streamers
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:35:19 PM No.714594510
>>714593457
>just "pros" malding about a party game not catering to their competitive needs
How does allowing people to choose to play the more well designed course have anything to do with competitive play and why would you not want to cater to that desire? The game already caters to people who like transition courses with knockout tour and does a great job at it, so there is no point in also making the race mode single stage knockout tour. It seems a bit crazy to defend a game that goes out of its way to stop people from having fun in the way they want to protect the developer's ego at the expense of the players.

>People can still get full lobbies in seconds for every mode, stop lying.
I don't remember the last time I've been in a full lobby. There are obviously more than 24 people playing to be able to make a full lobby, but there is something off about the matchmaking.
Replies: >>714594993 >>714595070
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:35:22 PM No.714594516
>>714594178
Again, the MKWii communities are permanently active regardless of new Mario Karts being released, it's just a matter of people's attachment to that game and it's mechanics.

>I saw one guy do a 8DX video after World already released and the comments
Compare views, World is going to get more views than 8DX simply on the factor of novelty (nevermind that there's perfectly valid reasons to consider World's gameplay superior). Streamers that want to stick with 8DX are going to have their views severely affected, so unless they always planned on sticking to 8DX, this reactionary rage will not last.
Replies: >>714594716
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:35:31 PM No.714594529
>>714579494 (OP)
It won't. Went to a normie party for the 4th of July yesterday. Played Mario Kart World on a friend's Switch 2. Was fun. Would play again.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:37:45 PM No.714594716
>>714594516
>Compare views
What's going to determine views is the channel and all the biggest channels moved to World because of course they did.

>Again, the MKWii communities are permanently active regardless of new Mario Karts being released, it's just a matter of people's attachment to that game and it's mechanics.
But that contradicts the argument that no one goes back to, or sticks with, an older mario kart.
Replies: >>714595257
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:41:21 PM No.714594993
>>714594510
>How does allowing people to choose to play the more well designed course have anything to do with competitive play and why would you not want to cater to that desire?
Because you can still do that, the only thing that the update did was to reduce the chances of getting three laps, additionally, people actually do like having intermission tracks every once in a while, it adds variety to the selection, 3-lap autism is absolutely a competitive complaint and a refusal to accept change.

>The game already caters to people who like transition courses with knockout tour
Some people like intermissions but feel that knockout tour is too stressing, I can see why.

>It seems a bit crazy to defend a game that goes out of its way to stop people from having fun
It does not, but nice Non-sequitur
Replies: >>714595472 >>714595887
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:42:01 PM No.714595070
>>714594510
Youโ€™re replying to high functioning retards, anon
Replies: >>714595887
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:44:11 PM No.714595257
>>714594716
>and all the biggest channels moved to World because of course they did.
Yes, World is newer, bigger and better, hence the point.

>the argument that no one goes back to, or sticks with, an older mario kart.
Because I never made that point to begin with, I said that some people will still naturally remain stuck in a previous game simply out of personal attachment to its specific mechanics and refuse to move to never entries (see: Melee).

That doesn't mean World is "losing momentum" or that it's "Universally considered mediocre".
Replies: >>714595560 >>714596327 >>714596573
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:46:15 PM No.714595472
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>>714594993
>You can still do that, the only thing the update did was make it harder to do that
Replies: >>714595670
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:47:17 PM No.714595560
>>714595257
>newer
true
>bigger, and better
false
MK8D has more actual real courses and MKW has less real courses than MKDS, having 30 compared to DSโ€™s 32
Replies: >>714596007
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:48:23 PM No.714595670
>>714595472
Yes, change is change, it's not positive or negative, you're just getting too angry about it, like your favorite ragebait tuber told you to do.
Replies: >>714595880
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:50:32 PM No.714595880
>>714595670
>How dare you get upset at daddy Nintendo taking away options from players? You WILL play how they want you to play and you WILL be happy about it!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:50:36 PM No.714595887
>>714594993
>Because you can still do that, the only thing that the update did was to reduce the chances of getting three laps
The chances are low enough that I'd rather just grind time trials and get the collectables in free roam until /v/ lobbies open. There is no reason not to have a mode that lets you reliably play 3 lap courses or just give vote options for both 3 lap courses and intermissions every time and let people decide for themselves.

>every once in a while
This is the key. When they are every course, you end up with less variety since they all feel pretty similar and you lose the effect of having a change of pace compared to the more intense regular races. Playing nothing but 3 lap courses actually provides more variety than playing nothing but intermissions, even if there are 200+.

>3-lap autism is absolutely a competitive complaint
Explain why you think that is? Why does the course having a more intentional design with more though put into them make it competitive? Do you really think Mario Kart has been a competitive game up until now?

>>714595070
I'm just in a mood to argue. I don't expect this to go anywhere.
Replies: >>714596474 >>714596474 >>714596474
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:52:00 PM No.714596007
>>714595560
And Mario Kart World has a full fledged open world full or roads everywhere that connect the tracks and allows for basically all sorts of combinations on where you get to and how you do the laps, plus the ability to explore said open world and gain access to over 300+ missions with all sorts of objectives, so e of which includes actually huge secrets like an additional 10 retro tracks hidden in the open world.

Complain about the open world all you want, but World is factually bigger than all Mario Kart games before it, and people ARE using this content they supposedly think is "bland" to get views.

And it's working.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:53:08 PM No.714596113
file
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Don't forget what Mario Kart 8 looked like when it first launched.
Replies: >>714596260 >>714596695 >>714596762 >>714596813 >>714622713
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:53:36 PM No.714596147
Mario Kart has fallen
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:54:50 PM No.714596260
>>714596113
Yeah, I think anyone saying theyโ€™d choose base game 8 over world is lying to themselves
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:55:32 PM No.714596327
>>714595257
>"losing momentum" or that it's "Universally considered mediocre"
You're the only person to use either of those quotes in this thread.
Replies: >>714596568
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:57:10 PM No.714596474
>>714595887
>>714595887
>The chances are low enough
So they still exist, thus, adding to the variety, glad my point got through.

>>714595887
>just give vote options for both 3 lap courses and intermissions every time and let people decide for themselves.
This, however, I agree with, because it's an option given on the non-random tracks, dunno how that would work for matchmaking since that usually turns into a mess though.

>When they are every course
But they're not, you can still get 3-laps through random

>Playing nothing but 3 lap courses actually provides more variety than playing nothing but intermissions, even if there are 200+.
You don't believe that yourself, that sounds extremely retarded the way you worded it.

>I'm just in a mood to argue
Same, but please don't reply to Eric
Replies: >>714598325
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:58:15 PM No.714596568
>>714596327
>>714579494 (OP)
Okay OP
Replies: >>714596662
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:58:18 PM No.714596573
>>714595257
>Yes, World is newer, bigger and better, hence the point.
Your point was that these youtubers have to make videos on world to get the traffic. Hell that actually implies bad things about World as it suggests they aren't sticking with it because they actually like it.
Replies: >>714596839
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:59:19 PM No.714596662
>>714596568
OP post never said "losing moment" or "Universally considered mediocre"
Replies: >>714596990
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:59:47 PM No.714596695
>>714596113
delete this
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:00:39 PM No.714596762
>>714596113
RRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:01:16 PM No.714596813
>>714596113
You haven't unlocked all the characters
Replies: >>714597050
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:01:29 PM No.714596839
>>714596573
>Your point was that these youtubers have to make videos on world to get the traffic.
And they are, as clearly, World is the more popular Mario Kart game right now and I'm willing to make the argument that it will remains the most popular game until the next game replaces it, like 8DX
>they aren't sticking with it because they actually like it.
Welcome to the world of popular streamers bucko, we were talking about the success of the game, I already said that normal people are having fun with it, that point is uncontested.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:02:20 PM No.714596925
8snoy
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:03:07 PM No.714596990
>>714596662
>Mediocre reception
Other words for: "People think it's mediocre."
>How do we save Mario Kart World before it falls out of the zeitgeist forever?
Other words for: "Losing momentum"

Do not argue semantics with me, retard.
Replies: >>714597213
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:03:48 PM No.714597050
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>>714596813
Replies: >>714597153 >>714597794
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:04:58 PM No.714597153
>>714597050
Yeah, base 8 was incredibly barebones, and the roster makes every Mario Kart game, including World, seems MILES ahead in comparison.
Replies: >>714597502
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:05:47 PM No.714597213
>>714596990
You're the one who used quotes dumbass.

Hilariously you can't even stick to what you yourself quote
>"Universally considered mediocre" became "People think it's mediocre.", which still isn't the same as "Mediocre reception"
Replies: >>714597387
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:06:10 PM No.714597240
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md5: 26e19b33c2ce9924694eb9aa14721009๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
Nintendo's golden age ended over 20 years ago. The leadership is gone and replaced with soulless and scummy suits, including a literal EA executive. People are just desperate to pretend they can reclaim their childhood with a corporations that's long since been using that that to milk them as hard as possible.
Replies: >>714597858
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:07:57 PM No.714597381
How important are coins?
Replies: >>714597436
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:08:02 PM No.714597387
>>714597213
Still arguing semantics, retard? You KNOW exactly what OP meant by "Mediocre Reception", and that last phrase was literally doomposting and concern-trolling about the game losing steam, disingenuous moron.
Replies: >>714597850
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:08:34 PM No.714597436
>>714597381
5% difference at 20 iirc
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:09:08 PM No.714597502
>>714597153
Not 7
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:09:58 PM No.714597576
lakitu_thumb.jpg
lakitu_thumb.jpg
md5: b5f258a87a8573499add096cfca43d51๐Ÿ”
Is Mario Kart good for you?
Replies: >>714597946 >>714598048 >>714599356 >>714600223 >>714619896 >>714620386
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:10:37 PM No.714597638
>>714579494 (OP)
>mediocre reception
>online playerbase drying up
>lobbies are just 9000 VP Japanese baggers
>resurgent interest in 8, Wii, and even the 64 decompilation
fair points

>streamers dropping it
who gives a fuck
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:10:46 PM No.714597656
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>>714581289
>>714588562
p2p, retards
you connect to little timmy and his dial-up internet and that fucks everybody because nintendo is too cheap to use servers despite charging you to pay to use your own internet to play online in a fucking $80 video game
Replies: >>714619129
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:10:48 PM No.714597659
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md5: 55d92bca252ed12a7adfec860a46bd30๐Ÿ”
>>714589752
i'm not normally a waluigi fan but this lanky motherfucker is just too dapper in this game
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:12:19 PM No.714597794
>>714597050
>The entire koopaling row
Man that's so fucking bad kek
It's hilarious how so many anons try to say the koopalings weren't that bad in 8 when everyone fucking hated them
The roy spam made it even worse too
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:12:50 PM No.714597828
Why is no one choosing random anymore, have they been buck broken
Replies: >>714597981
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:13:03 PM No.714597850
>>714597387
>You KNOW exactly what OP meant by "Mediocre Reception"
That a lot of people have said they're disappointed with the game and it actually rates fairly low as far as Mario Kart games go. All that's true. It's not the same as a "Universally considered mediocre" which as you're demonstrating isn't true.

There's no semantics to the definition of a quote. It's pretty clear cut.
Replies: >>714598843 >>714605172 >>714605680
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:13:06 PM No.714597858
>>714597240
>n-n-n-nintendos golden age was when sony was winning....
cope
Replies: >>714598012
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:06 PM No.714597946
>>714597576
KEK
Why did they even put an OOB hitbox there, there's literally no advantage to a player who manages to get that high since there are no shortcuts to take, and being in the air like that is way slower than being grounded
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:29 PM No.714597981
>>714597828
The new meta is trying to drive to the edge of the map to increase the chances of a normal course on the opposite end showing up.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:42 PM No.714597997
>>714591946
>sony out of nowhere
Replies: >>714598870
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:14:52 PM No.714598012
>>714597858
That was when they made by far their best games. But of course you only think in consolewars because you're a retard.
Replies: >>714598870
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:15:16 PM No.714598048
>>714597576
no fun allowed
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:15:16 PM No.714598049
Surge_48_Beating up Mario
Surge_48_Beating up Mario
md5: 1eedc6af0ee3ebba7da78117e2286bf3๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
Sonic Crossworlds won.
Replies: >>714598737
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:17:29 PM No.714598242
>>714591089
>>devs want to make a switch 2 version
>>devs want to make a switch 2 version
And after third parties flopped on the system, now what are they saying? Nothing? Oh...
Replies: >>714598870
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:18:29 PM No.714598325
>>714596474
>So they still exist, thus, adding to the variety, glad my point got through.
The obviously exist, but they are much more rare than they should be.

>dunno how that would work for matchmaking since that usually turns into a mess though.
If it is just two standard courses and two intermissions every time, I don't see what the issue would be. With only a few options, you probably won't end up playing the same course every time like you might worry about letting people pick any course like in private lobbies. I would assume we would get a better mix of standard and intermission courses too rather then intermissions being heavily favored.

>You don't believe that yourself, that sounds extremely retarded the way you worded it.
I genuinely do believe this. If you remove all of the textures/decorations and make obstacles hitboxes leaving nothing but the road, many of the intermissions would look and play similar. This does not apply to the main courses where each turn, alternative paths, and shortcuts are carefully planned out. Even without the visual theme, they would all still feel unique.
Replies: >>714599513 >>714599513
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:22:45 PM No.714598690
>>714594053
okay eric
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:23:22 PM No.714598737
>>714598049
the troon competition
Replies: >>714601007
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:24:31 PM No.714598843
>>714597850
>That a lot of people have said they're disappointed with the game
That's called "mixed reception", not "mediocre reception", which by the way, is fundamentally untrue, as there's only a small, but very vocal section that is truly discontent with the game, notice how also a lot of people don't even compare it to previous MK games, because they know their complaints are either standard for the series, overly exaggerated, or all simply accept that World is better than the old games and just want the game to be even better, but don't know how to word it in a way that doesn't negative.

>it actually rates fairly low as far as Mario Kart games
It actually rates right in the middle, which is good, because the Mario Kart games that are below it are also good.

The highest rated Mario Kart is Super Circuit, btw, largely considered "The Worst Mario Kart game", so even this metric is not indicative of the quality of World relative to the other Mario Kart games.

>There's no semantics to the definition of a quote
I'll repeat, you know EXACTLY what faggots OP meant, but keep arguing semantics, retard.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:24:46 PM No.714598870
>>714597997
>>714598012
>>714598242
>coping this hard
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:24:58 PM No.714598881
>>714579494 (OP)
You wouldn't have made this thread if the game's existence didn't scare you. Go stuck your dick in a blender
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:26:49 PM No.714599041
>>714579551
I'll just play Sonic Crossworlds instead.
Replies: >>714600398
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:27:42 PM No.714599116
>>714579551
>move on
funny and ironic because tendies can't move on from children's games even when they're 50
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:30:05 PM No.714599332
>>714582118
why are you 40 and defending the children's racing game?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:30:15 PM No.714599356
>>714597576
>That's called "mixed reception", not "mediocre reception"
Yes so OP used the words wrong. As you say, I still know what he meant. Still doesn't mean he said "Universally considered mediocre" or meant that.

And again, pointing out you're using quotes wrong isn't semantics.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:31:58 PM No.714599513
>>714598325
>The obviously exist, but they are much more rare than they should be.
Then the complaint should be about a higher ratio of 3-lap tracks from Random, not the complete removal of intermission tracks from it.

>I would assume we would get a better mix of standard and intermission courses too rather then intermissions being heavily favored
This I agree with, could be fixed in an update rather quick.

>>714598325
>many of the intermissions would look and play similar.
But they do not, you're trying to place all intermission tracks in the same mold as the Mario Circuit > Crown City mostly linear track, when there are some roads that are either full of curves and rails in the middle, ones that basically take place in the air or during an ascension (The ones to Bowser's castle and Airship Fortress) or even ones that feel like part of the track themselves (Rainbow Road, Acorn Heights, Dino-Dino Jungle).

I say that limiting or restricting this tracks alone would take a huge chunk of content away from the game, and thus, would make it FAR less varied than 3-lap tracks only.
Replies: >>714599931 >>714601184
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:36:53 PM No.714599931
>>714599513
Why are you talking like GP is the only mode available when Knockout Tour, the mode intermission tracks were made for, exists?
Replies: >>714600265
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:39:03 PM No.714600095
>>714579494 (OP)
>Bag
>Get a green shell for your troubles
Lel
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:39:18 PM No.714600116
I'm just waiting for the /v/eekend thread to go up.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:40:27 PM No.714600223
>>714597576
this game fucking sucks
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:40:53 PM No.714600265
>>714599931
Because people may like the variety of intermission tracks but find Knockout Tour too stressing?
Replies: >>714600927
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:42:27 PM No.714600398
>>714599041
Good luck with the boring ass track design that makes the worst intermissions look like masterpieces
Replies: >>714600606 >>714600618
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:45:11 PM No.714600606
>>714600398
but it has Miku
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:45:20 PM No.714600618
>>714600398
>the tendie is getting so mad he needs to make shit up
$80 or $500 + inferior console btw.
Replies: >>714600986
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:46:31 PM No.714600708
>>714590906
>coomerblade
I hate Nintendo but this isn't is a con you stupid anime poster.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:49:14 PM No.714600927
>>714600265
If people liked the intermission tracks so much then people wouldn't have been abusing the picking random exploit online so hard Nintendo had to patch it out. They make sense in Knockout Tour where the point is to make it from checkpoint to checkpoint. They make less sense in GP where people just want to experience specific tracks.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:49:46 PM No.714600986
>>714600618
Iโ€™ve seen the tracks, dumbass, thereโ€™s been any obstacles or shortcuts and there are tons of straights with completely flat terrain
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:50:02 PM No.714601007
>>714598737
Your game is already dying and its been a month sharty.
You LOST.
Replies: >>714601157
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:51:13 PM No.714601109
>>714584006
Meanwhile the wiisnoy threads die at 100 replies KEK
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:51:48 PM No.714601157
>>714601007
>already dying
>see daily threads on /v/
>see people constantly posting gameplay clips on social media
Replies: >>714601335 >>714601651
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:07 PM No.714601184
>>714599513
>not the complete removal of intermission tracks from it.
Maybe there is a misunderstanding. I don't think intermissions should be removed. Aside from them being too common, I do really like the visual aspects of the transition between different areas and entering a track. I also like the change of pace when you enter a track and things suddenly start to feel serious. I've also really enjoyed free roam as well. My issue with the game in general though is that I it feels like I never really even played the game after finishing the single player content and playing some multiplayer until I went out of my way to specifically play the regular courses and get a good feel for them. If nothing else, I am definitely not going to advocate for allowing players to choose how they want to play the game, but only apply that for players that agree with me.

>But they do not
After making that claim, I thought I should actually see how many unique features I could remember where the driving feels unique. I a came up with driving over the large bridge, the waterfall with an upper and lower path, the hairpin road where you just go straight down over the ledges rather than following the road, the drainage path near toad factory, 90 degree turns of the ghost area, jumping down waterfalls in the Japanese theme area, and walls near bowser's castle. The spiral you mentioned on the way up to the airship is also a good one that I had forgotten. My claim that they are all the same is not absolute, but there just isn't enough interesting features compared to the amount of time you are expected to play the courses. I'll also add that there are seemingly interesting things in the open world that I haven't see in an intermission. For example, the roads around Whistlestop seem like they could make a great course segment.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:48 PM No.714601243
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md5: e3e8c7c580864d0b3ce70636080826b7๐Ÿ”
>>714584006
We playing later? I need revenge on that cunt Sei from last night.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:48 PM No.714601245
>>714581101
Reminder: You can call Nintendo and try refunding a broken product
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:52:49 PM No.714601246
Can someone please make a /v/eekend thread soon
Replies: >>714601328
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:54:01 PM No.714601328
>>714601246
It's a bit early yet.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:54:06 PM No.714601335
>>714601157
>Most of it is complaints
>Online is so bad that people are forced to go onto discord for lobbies
>10-20 minute queue times online
>Often not even getting the full 24 players.
You. LOST!
Replies: >>714601427 >>714601567
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:55:10 PM No.714601427
>>714601335
Kek all of this is absolute bullshit, you lost troon. Nintendo haunts your dreams.
Replies: >>714601485 >>714601582 >>714602398 >>714602954
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:55:43 PM No.714601485
>>714601427
Based
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:56:43 PM No.714601567
>>714601335
Amazing how none of this is right
Replies: >>714602954
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:56:50 PM No.714601582
>>714601427
Lol you lost. Everyone is turning on your lazily made, empty, overpriced game.
Replies: >>714601664
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:57:32 PM No.714601651
>>714601157
Anyone can post daily threads on /v/ and social media, especially social media managers paid to do it. Kill yourself retard.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 7:57:44 PM No.714601664
>>714601582
Keep telling yourself that, kiddo, maybe itโ€™ll come true one day
Replies: >>714602703
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:02:12 PM No.714602016
1723422063540482
1723422063540482
md5: 9134077dd35002436e91a227147809eb๐Ÿ”
>>714590198
Sonic will get a better score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFDJ6zMyq-k
Replies: >>714602197
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:04:31 PM No.714602197
>>714602016
Werenโ€™t worldโ€™s previews also well received, crossworlds looks like a game that is fun for an hour or two but becomes pretty boring after that
Replies: >>714602560
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:06:03 PM No.714602335
>>714579494 (OP)
every single problem this game has is easily fixable but nintendo just refuses to budge on anything
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:06:41 PM No.714602398
>>714601427
>Kek all of this is absolute bullshit,
The discord one is true. People are actually being encouraged to go on discord for lobbies so that they avoid Nintendo's matchmaking.
Replies: >>714602606
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:08:34 PM No.714602560
>>714602197
Track design wise Crossworlds has the leg up against Worlds due to the random map selection on the 2nd lap to mix things up so no race will ever be the same although you can turn that feature off.
Not to mention Crossworlds also has Splatfest-like events online and actual ranks with rewards so I hardly believe that people will get bored of Crossworlds if they didn't get bored of the relatively safe open world of MKW
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:09:20 PM No.714602606
>>714602398
I love it because it will just compound the slow online connections and lack of filled lobbies making the game look even WORSE! Lmfao.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:10:27 PM No.714602703
>>714601664
Its already true :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLIt4s7NKM0&t=845s
Replies: >>714602905 >>714603150 >>714603737 >>714604264
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:12:46 PM No.714602905
>>714602703
Doesnโ€™t this prove the game is still alive
Replies: >>714602996 >>714603737
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:13:18 PM No.714602954
>>714601427
>>714601567
its half right, he dose spam 40 anti-MKW threads every day to try stop people from talking about the game
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:13:29 PM No.714602971
>>714579494 (OP)
>all that fucking waiting just to get a singular green shell lmaooooooo

Does the game know now when your bagging or something? Ive never got a single green shell at like 14th. Also death to all metacomp fags
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:13:44 PM No.714602996
>>714602905
Lol retard. The video is about the fact that he has to use discord lobbies to try and get enjoyable matches.
Replies: >>714603737
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:14:22 PM No.714603047
1736154199064786
1736154199064786
md5: e7b9aec02d3e98bb56281d2fa1ae3fc0๐Ÿ”
p switch missions are too hard
I thought this game was supposed to be for children
Replies: >>714603429
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:14:24 PM No.714603048
>>714587587
is welcome tour good
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:15:30 PM No.714603127
>>714579494 (OP)
Funny how sales increased after the update.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:15:46 PM No.714603150
>>714602703
>Fixed by making you go to discord
LOL
Replies: >>714603737
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:16:56 PM No.714603247
8snoys are discord troons? can they go any lower?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:17:47 PM No.714603309
162941807233
162941807233
md5: 5506f5edf0189d44478d10edbd182c47๐Ÿ”
How do I get good at Mario Kart World, youtube made this look easy
Replies: >>714603351
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:18:29 PM No.714603351
>>714603309
Like all things that look easy, you have to practice autistically until it becomes muscle memory, and have enough game knowledge to cover the rest.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:19:40 PM No.714603429
>>714603047
I only realized today that you don't actually have to hit checkpoints as long as you make it to the goal in time. It made that one Shyguy Bazaar P-switch that seemed like a huge step up in difficulty much easier. They are really generous with the time to let you just skip a segment if you mess up. Not sure if that is universally helpful though since the times are generally tighter.
Replies: >>714603698
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:23:01 PM No.714603698
>>714603429
Some challenges have checkpoints that don't spawn unless you clear the previous one, just did one in Choco mountain where I tried to skip but couldn't find another checkpoint.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:23:31 PM No.714603737
>>714602703
>>714602905
>>714602996
>>714603150
Even knockout tour is dead lmfao. Shortcat's third game was full of bots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUw04a1kNwU&ab_channel=Shortcat
Replies: >>714604018 >>714604264
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:26:48 PM No.714604018
>>714603737
Why do I care what a leaf gets?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:27:18 PM No.714604049
Where's the lobby you faggots
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:30:12 PM No.714604264
>>714603737
>>714602703

You lost and got raped, pedosnoy
Replies: >>714604371
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:31:28 PM No.714604371
>>714604264
I don't even have a console lmfao. I'm PC only.
Replies: >>714604771
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:32:00 PM No.714604415
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1485558197118
md5: 04db959758d00bd1b6abda7f8b1ca14e๐Ÿ”
>Its another seething turd world thread

Nobody cares, Brazil.
Replies: >>714604992
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:35:44 PM No.714604771
>>714604371
You lost and Got raped, pedosnoy
Replies: >>714605229
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:37:50 PM No.714604964
>>714579551
based and family-pilled
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:38:08 PM No.714604992
>>714604415
The Switch 2 sold out in Brazil, find another third world shithole to scapegoat.
Replies: >>714605178 >>714605636
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:40:16 PM No.714605172
>>714597850
>That a lot of people have said they're disappointed with the game and it actually rates fairly low as far as Mario Kart games go
This is just out and out false. I've seen people say that it's not worth 80 bucks for sure, but if anything I've seen a overwhelming sentiment that the actual racing is a great direction for the series and that Nintendo pushing intermissions is sabotaging the amazing actual courses.
Replies: >>714605341 >>714609494
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:40:19 PM No.714605178
>>714604992
How many units do you think they shipped to a country that uses electric water heaters
Replies: >>714605280
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:41:02 PM No.714605229
>>714604771
>mindbroken over a kart racer
Replies: >>714606709
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:41:43 PM No.714605280
>>714605178
enough to get government agencies butthurt to sue Nintendo over their TOS, so not a small number.
Replies: >>714605636
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:42:18 PM No.714605341
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1751740487847311_thumb.jpg
md5: f36684510ea50d28fe88bd1fb6498513๐Ÿ”
>>714605172
>I've seen a overwhelming sentiment that the actual racing is a great direction for the series
BING BING WAHOO BOUNCE BOUNCE WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Replies: >>714605526 >>714605895 >>714606112 >>714606304 >>714606709
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:43:32 PM No.714605441
>>714579551
>>714579663
>>714579494 (OP)
The only sensible solution is to not buy the game.
It's simply not worth the time.
Like all Nintendo games and hardware.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:44:42 PM No.714605526
>>714605341
>all those baby bloopers
Metafaggotry was a mistake
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:45:32 PM No.714605582
>>714588386
>he practices a mario kart game
Lmfao
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:46:17 PM No.714605636
Eyeroll
Eyeroll
md5: 796ccf539fca5ebeea57dd70a2266286๐Ÿ”
>>714605280
>>714604992
Riiight...
Replies: >>714606759
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:46:43 PM No.714605680
>>714597850
Really? At worst, I see people place it below wii and 8dx but still above everything else
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:49:21 PM No.714605895
>>714605341
Believe it or not people are excited to have a new way to race after 10 years of Lakitu breathing down your dick and the only universal tech being turning on smart steering during a glider.
Replies: >>714607171
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:51:04 PM No.714606031
>>714587028
>but the future exists
no it doesn't lmao
where the fuck is it, then
Replies: >>714606113 >>714606554
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:52:00 PM No.714606112
>>714605341
>frontflips in a car
>driving up vertical walls
>grinding in a car
>spending less time on the track in a racing game than you do boucing around above it
truly this is to go even further beyond
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:52:01 PM No.714606113
>>714606031
5 minutes from now I will write a post calling you a faggot
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:54:12 PM No.714606304
>>714605341
What is the purpose of delaying the air tricks on the first two ramps at the start of the race? Even the world record times do this.
Replies: >>714606423 >>714607682 >>714609740
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:55:36 PM No.714606423
>>714606304
Probably so you don't lose speed hitting the incline.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:57:04 PM No.714606554
>>714606031
Faggot :)
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:57:19 PM No.714606579
>>714581101
I don't even understand what happened in this video. didn't he cross the finish line?
Replies: >>714606672
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:58:27 PM No.714606672
>>714606579
Got outplayed by Dequan playing on McDonald's wifi.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:58:54 PM No.714606709
>>714605229
>>714605341
You lost and got raped
Replies: >>714626489
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 8:59:31 PM No.714606759
>>714605636
The gayest post ITT by far and I'm not even joking.
Replies: >>714606895
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:01:09 PM No.714606895
>>714606759
BR? HUEHEUEUHUEHUEHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEH
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:04:04 PM No.714607171
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marokart_thumb.jpg
md5: a3aa1ed4c5e614ae72c3f2a17fb26c43๐Ÿ”
>>714605895
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
Replies: >>714607379 >>714608018 >>714609665
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:06:27 PM No.714607379
>>714607171
>all that to go from 13th to 12th
Kek
Replies: >>714607968
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:06:55 PM No.714607421
Para-biddybud is the new meta he can fly
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:08:17 PM No.714607529
This game should have focused on the grinding mechanic a lot more, and a lot less on the open world
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:10:03 PM No.714607682
>>714606304
less air time because it slows you down pretty bigly in World. It's also the reason those large boost ramps on some tracks are avoided when possible (like taking the first panel and then bailing on the one before the last turn on DK Pass). In cases where it's not avoidable (like later on Wario Stadium), you can do a Charge Trick and let it go RIGHT before going off the edge to get the speed boost while minimizing airtime.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:11:03 PM No.714607762
>>714581289
NTA but wifi on switch 2 is so dogshit currently. AFAIK early on in the switch 1's life they pulled out some big update that improved the way the wifi card was optimized or something that made it bearable. So hopefully the switch 2 will get that at some point. Because currently it's really shoddy. I can generally play Mario Kart World fine 90% of the time, only getting a random disconnect every 5-6 matches or so. But other games like fortnite don't work at all on wifi. Even though the switch 1 had no issues connecting consistently over wifi for its mario kart and fortnitr version. If you try to complain or figure out why and look up reddit threads its literally just the most fucking sensitive tendies going "just use ethernet retard lmao" as if HALF OF THE POINT OF THE CONSOLE ISN'T FUCKING PORTABLE GAMING
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:13:30 PM No.714607968
>>714607379
It's fun. I love frontrunning and pulling off tricks even if I get blue shelled into reds into megashroom. Baggoids will never have fun
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:13:55 PM No.714608018
>>714607171
Anybody who hates the parkour shit is a retard, it's the best gimmick this series has had since it started doing them.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:14:04 PM No.714608034
Mario Kart is serious business
Replies: >>714608117 >>714608302
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:15:02 PM No.714608117
>>714608034
d-delete this
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:17:26 PM No.714608302
960x0
960x0
md5: 45d4952e95f27b934987bfc8fe6b0a95๐Ÿ”
>>714608034
Always has been.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:29:20 PM No.714609212
Is there a plateau to vr, the top vr just keeps getting higher
Replies: >>714610416
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:32:34 PM No.714609473
3cae770449c449330fe6d1884bd52cc9
3cae770449c449330fe6d1884bd52cc9
md5: 81bc2a5b471c82510797363cf407415a๐Ÿ”
>>714579494 (OP)
Why is the general defense of this game's issues essentially don't try to win races? It's a racing game why shouldn't you try to get the best position? They added drifting to the series initially because they wanted skilled players to have a reason to keep playing.
Replies: >>714609665
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:32:45 PM No.714609494
>>714605172
>This is just out and out false. I've seen people say that it's not worth 80 bucks for sure
Then it's not out and out false. If you pay 80 bucks and decide it wasn't worth 80 bucks then it delivered below your expectations.
>Nintendo pushing intermissions is sabotaging the amazing actual courses
That's also part of the dissapointment.
Replies: >>714609665 >>714610282
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:34:50 PM No.714609665
>>714607171
>>714609473
>>714609494
Epedosric, you lost and got raped.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:35:47 PM No.714609740
>>714606304
in my experience trying the trick in time trials it also seems like it helps you speed across the off-road section more consistently and quicker, which is important because if you go too slow you could get a bad angle and mess up jumping up the next wall
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:42:19 PM No.714610282
>>714609494
Saying "this game isn't worth 80 bucks" isn't equivalent to saying "This game is disappointing" because people had ALREADY made up their mind that the game wouldn't be worth 80 before release-and due to that just opted to get the bundle which makes it 50 bucks. We literally have data that most Switch 2 sales thus far in certain territories are with the bundle. Also, seeing people rank it as one of the worst Mario Kart is outright false-this isn't a widespread opinion, like, at all.
Replies: >>714624203
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:43:55 PM No.714610416
>>714609212
9999?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:45:01 PM No.714610514
>>714579551
Sensible take, close the thread.
/v/ hates having fun
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:53:11 PM No.714611113
Holy shit biddybud and cute scoot is a good combo
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:15:56 PM No.714612948
I like the rally racing and intermission runways.
Replies: >>714615619
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:26:03 PM No.714613885
>>714579663
You mean your mom did
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:46:12 PM No.714615619
>>714612948
8snoys lost
Wiisnoys lost
DSnoys lost
cubesnoys lost
Replies: >>714623264
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:21:49 PM No.714618551
>>714579551
Wtf is ''playing seriously'' even?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:29:25 PM No.714619129
>>714581101
>>714597656
Always wondered, how does online sync work in these games internally? Does it pick someone random out of every player and purely use their game as what to trust for placement? Fairest thing I think would be to just do that shit off every player's own reported lap time instead.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:39:15 PM No.714619896
>>714597576
That reminds of the new monkey ball games doing this shit too, fuck off with ceiling death boundaries.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:45:44 PM No.714620386
>>714597576
this game has so many obnoxious hidden death barriers, why make all these trick mechanics if its so easy to get punished
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:02:12 AM No.714621603
1749954951638679_thumb.jpg
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md5: 4a40243a7b42a6c5207af62e44fc6b59๐Ÿ”
>Intermissions aren't boring, ride the rails and waโ€”
Replies: >>714622146 >>714623839
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:03:13 AM No.714621668
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1750208890718270_thumb.jpg
md5: 2fa6f29a8ad4c4838241f98f2c4e6433๐Ÿ”
>Just learn the skipโ€”
Replies: >>714622146 >>714623839
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:04:15 AM No.714621740
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md5: 9557ea4614e201d93b91a4b68a84cc65๐Ÿ”
>Skill issuโ€”
Replies: >>714622146 >>714623839
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:05:16 AM No.714621803
>the snoy got so triggered hes just spamming random webms now
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:10:44 AM No.714622146
>>714621603
>>714621668
>>714621740
>the lightning can only make you suffer in intermissions
What?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:19:29 AM No.714622713
>>714596113
>have to unlock flower and banana
MK7 was a mistake and I'm glad most people didn't like it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:25:04 AM No.714623127
>>714579494 (OP)
vump
Replies: >>714623839
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:26:59 AM No.714623264
snoy
snoy
md5: 1acc6ff64988aa10682bd9e05f25f369๐Ÿ”
>>714615619
STOOOOOOOOOP
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:33:38 AM No.714623709
>>714579551
>$110 Canadian plus tip
Emulation is free
Replies: >>714623920
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:35:46 AM No.714623839
>>714621740
>>714621668
>>714621603
>>714623127

Snoypedo Eric,, you lost and got raped.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:36:26 AM No.714623892
>>714579494 (OP)
Isn't this the only game on switch 2 now? What a flop.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:36:47 AM No.714623920
>>714623709
Erictranny, you can't ;)
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:40:44 AM No.714624203
>>714610282
People are going to get the bundle anyway. MKW really is the only reason to get a Switch 2 right now after all.

You could also say something similar to people already making their minds up that the intermissions were going to be shit. Thing is people still expected to be able to skip them and found out the main online forces you to play them for the majority of the time. A disappointment on that front.

Then there's the people who were hoping for more from the open world. After all it was a big selling point.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:14:51 AM No.714626489
>>714606709
based janny