>mediocre reception
>streamers dropping it
>online playerbase drying up
>lobbies are just 9000 VP Japanese baggers
>resurgent interest in 8, Wii, and even the 64 decompilation
How do we save Mario Kart World before it falls out of the zeitgeist forever?
>>714579494 (OP)it's a kid's party game. don't play it too seriously. play a few races, have fun and move on
>>714579551But you paid 80 dollars for this.
>>71457966350 if you got the bundle
>>714579551Adults should be able to take it seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY7RgaxCAco
i'm only interested in single player and splitscreen
>>714579838HE'S SAD, PATHETIC!
I don't play racing games they look the same to me, what makes Mario Kart World shit exactly?
>>714580768Probably because it's not on switch 1 so people here can't pirate it
Easy mode to fix online play:
>Give people options to play the way they want online.
>Can only get one powerful item at a time.
>Remove hidden stats or balance road surfaces where one will not have a clear advantage or reduce road specific stats so they will not be the obvious best choice.
>Tournament/group codes like MK8.
Try to justify the $80 mode:
>Single player story mode or some meaningful content to give direction for interacting with the open world.
>Unlocks are from single player rather than random chance and grinding coins.
>Varied paths for knockout tour rather than a few set routes. Routes will go through the more interesting areas around the tracks similar to what they do now for Crown City.
>>714580768You get items based on your position in the race, and you get better items if you're further back in the race. So it's a popular strategy to play badly to get good items, then to catch up at the very end of the race.
That's an over simplified explanation, but you can watch some of the videos on the shortcat youtube channel if you really want to dive in.
There are a shit ton of disingenuous "reviews" that act as if you can't simply join a lobby and play traditional vs mode. Its not that fucking hard to find a lobby code online.
I never play Mario Kart for more than a month or so, this feels natural to me. Nintendo just needs to add a 3-lap mode and everyone will admit that this is the best Mario Kart ever made.
>>714581024>turn it into a boring competitive gameKill yourself, holy fuck, you're a retard.
>>714581101>section 8 mcdonalds wifi connection isn't optimalshocking
It just get boring after a while. It doesn't have much substance.
I wish there was cool season pass rewards unlocked through challenges.
>>714581225>Upset I fixed your boring competitive strategy.Sorry, but Mario Kart is and will always be a casual party game. No one wants you people who look up stats online, plan out the best way to get items, and then try to time using them to avoid lightning.
>>714581136And you don't see a problem with fucking Mario Kart having to become a Discord game like it's a mediocre fighting game?
>>714579494 (OP)>How do we save Mario Kart World before it falls out of the zeitgeist forever?Sell it for 60 euros, not fucking 90, for God's sake...
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
I MUST METAGAME THE CHILDREN'S RACNG GAME!
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>>714579494 (OP)I think I'm more disappointed with the fact that it's been like 11 years since the last actually new Mario Kart and this is what we got. Very underwhelming honestly
I PAY 80 DOLLARS FOR WHAT EVEN I CONSIDER A CHILDREN'S TOY
>>714582118>STOP HAVING FUN
>Spend 18 years making a detailed open world
>Not fun to race on the intermissions and P switch missions get boring after 2 days
>>714582118Making items live service game guarantees it will end up that way
>>714581101That's what you get for bagging
>>714582118nintendo adults can be pretty scary
>>714582118>has hasn't looked at the baby blooper stats
>Make a 200+ soundtrack
>No option to play the music you want
What was their endgame here
>>714579494 (OP)>no track builder>roster is just half filler>no unlocks, special races or unique activities in the open world. its just a set piece to explore>no alt colors options that aren't costumes >worst grand prix to datelike most games released in the past decade, it seems like another year of development would have been good. maybe nintendo will update the game in meaningful ways but im not setting any expectations.
>>714582654All lies, pedosnoyric
>>714579719>Inflation fagBack then you'd also get paid more
Now you get paid less and games are more expensive, kill yourself
>>714579551>move ontendies can't move on since 1987
>>714582884>>714583031Why are you such a pedophile?
>>714582396You're not having fun. You're farming a sense of accomplishment from winning a video game meant for children.
>>714579719>got the bundleso you paid $500 for it
>>714579494 (OP)They should have added more meaningful shit to do in their fuck-ass open world they want you to love and not sabotaged the way people play the game online. What good are these cool new driving mechanics when most of your play time is spent driving on fucking highways with no walls or rails to do anything with.
>>714581024>Give people options to play the way they want online.Sure
>Can only get one powerful item at a time.This wouldn't fix bagging being the best strat
Say you put: blue shell, star, shock, gold, bullet all in one tier and the game checks that if the player rolls one of those they can't get another item in that tier
That doesn't matter for bagging and it'd become even better since the guys in the back will just get power item + x3 shroom and surge while the guys up front continue to get fucked
The reason why bagging is so strong since MK8/DX is because of how Nintendo changed the item logic, it's a flaw in the new item system itself
>Remove hidden stats or balance road surfaces where one will not have a clear advantage or reduce road specific stats so they will not be the obvious best choice.All they have to do is show what the real stats are
Nintendo has retarded game design for basing some characters and karts entirely around certain terrain types that barely show up in the tracks while road is 95% of the game
They would have to spam a ton of tracks that have water and off-road to excuse the balancing choice or change how speed stats work like how MK8 had a better design for stats
>Tournament/group codes like MK8.Sure
>Single player story mode or some meaningful content to give direction for interacting with the open world.Nintendo's never doing that, too much effort
>Unlocks are from single player rather than random chance and grinding coins.Should have been the obvious thing for them to do
>Varied paths for knockout tour rather than a few set routes. Routes will go through the more interesting areas around the tracks similar to what they do now for Crown City.Best idea in the whole post that sounds fun as fuck
>>714579494 (OP)So why do /v/eekends get full lobbies?
>>714579494 (OP)Reminds me of console shooters where the winning strat is to turn aim assist up to max and then barely touch your aiming joystick because letting the game aim for you is straight up better.
Consoles were a mistake.
>>714583985It's not really a flaw in the system, it's more like an inevitable tradeoff from what Nintendo wants. Nintendo wants Mario Kart to be a fun party game where you always have a chance, even if you're bad. Hence the catchup mechanics.
It's not supposed to be a game like Forza where if you're bad you get lapped and just stay way in the back in a hopeless situation.
>>714584563>fun (...) game>you always have a chanceContradictory. A game in which the ideal winning strat is to intentionally play badly because the game rewards playing badly cannot be a fun game.
>>714584881Depends how hard you examine the game. Think a 7 year old (Nintendo's Audience) cares?
>>714584970>Think a 7 year old (Nintendo's Audience) cares?No, they don't care if the game is fun or not, they just see the funny flashing lights and it keeps them entertained the same way tiktok does.
>>714579494 (OP)whats happening in that video?
>>714585423Person is playing badly on purpose so they will be at the back of the race and get good item drops, which they will use to win the race later.
>>714585423People intentionally staying behind during a race because the game rewards you with better items if you play badly. Quality Nintendo game design on display.
>>714584563>It's not really a flaw in the system,It is when the previous MKs before 8 had catch up systems that had far less complaints than 8 and still did their design job
Bagging only became an extreme problem since 8 and is where all the complaints started, players have no real counter to the strat which is why the only thing players can do is try to shame people that use it but the people that bag don't care what others think so it just results in a constant stream of complaints and criticisms
>Nintendo wants Mario Kart to be a fun party game where you always have a chance, even if you're bad.This is a pathetic excuse, every Mario Kart game is designed to be a fun party game
The only reason the series still exists today is because Nintendo succeeded in making the series a fun party game but that doesn't mean there isn't obvious flaws in new systems they introduce kek
>>714585423they're bagging, intentionally staying behind to get good items that give a big advantage once they catch up
doing it the way they do is really fucking bad though, closing the gap on intermission tracks is much too hard
>>714585556Flaws for who though? I think Nintendo doesn't care because they're not trying to court the try hards, and want to make MK a better experience for the ultra casuals.
>>714579494 (OP)There's a few things they could do to fix the game:
>200cc to help make intermissions feel faster>3 laps after every intermission (5 for the SNES tracks and Peach Stadium 1)>Adding the + Change option to online so people can pick any track>Adding the missing battle modes from the MK8 (Renegade Roundup, Bob-omb Blast, Shine Thief)>Custom Knockout Tour using any combination of 6 intermissions>Custom Track Builder using any location from the open world, even on existing tracksAlso, new characters, costumes, and tracks of course.
>>714579663>>714579719Make that 500 dollars. You brought a whole console for one game, that according to
>>714579551 you should "play a few races, have fun and move on"
>>714583985I would have included triple mushroom as a strong item that couldnโt be paired with the others. On intermissions it is just as good as the other, if not better since you can potentially get two shortcuts out of it. If it were up to me, Iโd only allow one item at a time, but I was trying to come up with an idea that doesnโt change too much.
>>714582595https://youtu.be/FUw04a1kNwU?si=N60NwgXa05qYSHck&t=662
Here's Shortcat playing a knockout tour game recently and the matchmaker couldn't even manage 24 players and puts him in a game with half CPUs.
>>714579494 (OP)>resurgent interest in 8Why is /v/ trying to force this meme? literally nobody is going back to 8. everyone is just going to keep playing world while still complaining about it constantly.
>>714581029That shit has been a thing since at least the Wii version of MK.
>>714585885Why have you guys spammed this faggot e-celeb ever since World released?
>>714585556For me it was 8D with the double items. Limit it to just one item and it would be much better
>>714585556>players have no real counter to the stratPlay normally? Bagging is only optimal on a minority of tracks in 8D.
>>714586372>play normally>get raped by items and lose
>>714583142No, we payed 450 for the console and 50 for the game.
>>714586429Sounds like a skill issue. Again bagging is said to only be optimal on a minority of tracks.
fuckong love this game ive played it for like 60+ hours in online and time trials. fucking everything
it is INSANE that there is no option to just play normal races. literally 80% of your time spent in this game online is in the open world sections and it's just not as fun as actual tracks.
the fact that nintendo saw people just wanted to play normal races and denied them that ability is so fucking infuriating i can hardly articulate it.
im down for races right now if someone makes a lobby and test how good i am at the game or whatever. it's just so fucking tone deaf of nintendo to say
>oh you don't love the open world well then fuck you play more of it
it's just fucking insane. good game otherwise
>>714586481You bought a console for one game, so yes you paid 500 dollars for it.
>>714586429That's 100% a skill issue.
>>714586481What other switch 2 exclusives are you currently playing on your console?
>>714585758>I would have included triple mushroom as a strong item that couldnโt be paired with the othersThat would make it too useless
Triple shroom is in this sweet spot of being the best speed item you can get but it's not as strong as the actual power items like star, shock, gold, bullet.
It's main appeal is pairing it with an actual power item because otherwise it's just used for SCs or a quick overtake like a normal shroom.
If you put triple shroom in this theoretical unique item tier that only allows you one of each item, triple shroom will turn into an unwanted item that would only annoy players because they missed out on the chance to get a more powerful item like the others mentioned above
The use of triple shroom on intermissions is kind of irrelevant since more people are realizing that the baggers are right about how it's impossible to get left behind if you just trail behind the pack while everyone in front items each other
Nothing matters until you actually get to the last lap and race on the track, and by that point you want to make sure you have the best items you can get so you can try to get a good spot
Using a triple shroom to take an SC before that doesn't give you much of a gain because the catch up system is designed to punish you if you get too far ahead and the intermission tracks are the longest ones in the game so it's inevitable you'll get item'd and slow down unless you combo the triple with a power item near the end to steal the win
Knockout Tour is a different story though where I'd say you're right about triple's use but in that case, it'd make more sense to make a unique item system for that mode like how there's always a different system for vs AI and vs Players online
>>714586582>You bought a console for one gameNo I didn't, retard.
>>714586646Good point, Nintendo just announced the Switch 2 is a failure and no more games will be made, so there will never be any more.
>>714584970>7 year old (Nintendo's Audience) wrong again
>>714586727I'm glad we can agree that the Switch 2 is a failure with no games.
>>714586646>exclusivesPlaying every switch game that I have at a higher framerate and resolution. Also plan on getting future switch 2 games, like DK in a week and a half.
>>714586721What other Switch 2 games are there right now?
>>714586721So what other exclusive games are you playing?
>>714586838So you bought a $500 console so you could play the exact same games again? lol
>>714579494 (OP)I don't get the appeal of competitive Mario Kart. These games don't even give you lap time stats anymore.
>>714586853>>714586941This might shock you, but the future exists and you can make reasonable predictions about what might happen.
>>714586941At better performance, plus all future games for said device, yes. Just like I bought a $400 GPU AND $200 CPU to play my PC games at better performance, as well as all future PC games.
So whenโs the /v/eekend thread
>>714586958>These games don't even give you lap time stats anymore.When was that done outside of time trial?
>>714587075When you make the thread
>Join online vs mode
>Lobbies literally never 30/30 anymore
How did this game die so fast and why is nintendo full of suck bumbling fucking idiots
>>714587030>$400 GPUSo basically an ultra low end budget GPU?
>>714586941>againI, personally, have a number of games I bought on sale and haven't played through yet. It's been pretty fun finally delving into the old backlog.
> nintendomination six gorillion sales what are you a poorfag
> stop metafagging the childrenโs game
I always get a kick out of the cognitive dissonance of people who bought this thing
>>714587028Predictions like Switch 2 having day one design issues that need to get fixed in upcoming releases and a better quality version like an OLED model, or even a price drop that makes getting one early for what IS ultimately just one game seem shortsighted.
>>714587213>ultra low endNah, I play MH Wilds at 120 fps with it. Do some research and look for deals, you fucking idiot.
I wipe my ass with 500 dollars
>>714579494 (OP)You're like the fag who kept insisting that mother fucking Splatoon was dead during the at the time peak player count.
Assuming you're not unironically the same retard. Still not a good look. You're retarded.
>>714587128Double Dash did it in Grand Prix races
This game and console are dogshit. Thankfully was able to resell my used switch 2 for more than I bought it for.
>>714587279>or even a price dropLike the Switch had, right? You know the trend is to raise the price with the current worldwide hyperinflation going on, right?
>>714587353>two of the posts within 10 seconds of each other
>>714587354Yes tendie, everyone who doesn't praise nintendo is the same person, the voices in your walls wouldn't lie.
>>714587412Switch was never considered overpriced. And it had cheaper versions get made.
>>714579551You spent $500 for that?
Millions of people spent $500 for that!?
>>714587376Interesting, I must have forgot. I know 64 and Super don't. Still, not a standard feature in the series, but if that's true I relinquish my statement.
>>714584006Because threads like these consist of a lot of fearmongering
>>714587501Technically, I spent $510 for MKW and the Welcome Tour. Money well spent
>>714587501No, they spent $50.
>>714587450>everyone who doesn't praise nintendo is the same personI just said you act like him. I didn't say you are him. But if you act like him, you might as well be.
There is a huge difference between people who don't praise Nintendo, and people who claim that their online games with millions of steadily RISING players, is somehow catastrophically losing players and dying. And then spamming this falsehood on /v/ over and over and over and over.
Not quite the same thing.
>>714579551>kid's party gamewrong again
>>714587501seethe about it, trannoid subhuman
>>714587603that's assuming the money magically floats out of your wallet the second the switch 2 exists.
In that universe, sure you spent $50.
>>714579494 (OP)Nice fiction bro.
All the news of the Switch 2 success has really upset you huh?
>>714585950That anon isn't talking about what exactly makes WORLD so shit, and that's the dev patches that took away ability to consistently play the game modes you actually want and instead forcing you the only way they devs think is correct
>>714584006To be fair, there was a /v/eekend thread that died early yesterday but I think it was because it was not only friday but also the fourth of july
>>714587776https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/image/jjujXEwKiA6ENOudEXc36w/
What mental illness is this?
>>71458753064 and Super actually do too.
>>714579494 (OP)How is that thing driving? At least add the cool worm guy that gets angry when you jump on it.
>>714587827Not that anon but this isnโt much of a gotcha, itโd be weirder if this was weeks ago and wasnโt in response to something
>>714587827Wow 8 results posted each time to disprove you seething.
You sure showed him.
>>714587783>>714587808>>714587827Why is this pedophile snoy so mentally ill?
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Stop.
Picking.
Randu.
You WIRR pray boring highway track and you WIRR have fun how I designed it, stupid disrespectful whittu piggu
>>714587956>>714587974>NOOO SHUT UP YOU CANT EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS YOU TRANSPHOBE!!
>>714587989>literally all three posts within the same minute
Legit how long until they make a separate classic vs mode and intermissions vs mode, it seems very easy and would give them back a lot of good will.
>>714579551>$580 plus tip>to play a mediocre kids party gamelol
lmaooo
>>714587905Wiggler? He's in the game too
>>714588017>NOOOO YOU CANโT PROVE ME WRONG FOR A WEEK USING THE SAME IMAGE
>>714588007Fortunatery, we have a product for peopre who don't want intermission tracks. It's carred Mario Kart 8 Deruxe.
>>714587530>I know 64 and Super don't.
>>714587746>>714587808I spent $450 on a console for the upgrades to existing games, and for future games. I dcided to also spend 50 to have a new game included with it. You aren't very good at this, are you?
>>714588123I tipped 20% and the wagie at Best Buy got me the best switch from their inventory and gave me a free coke, too!
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>>714588172>>714587861Shit, it's been too long, obviously. Maybe I need to take a trip down memory lane and blast through the GPs in the previous games again. Didn't remember that at all. I'm the retard, this time.
>>714579494 (OP)The whole thing with Switch 2 in general is off. There really isn't that much interest in it compared to what it should have right now. Attention is still, by and large, on what PlayStation, PC and even Xbox are doing. Nintendo should be blowing all three away in discussion and buzz, but it's more of a "Switch 2 came out. Neat! And Mario Kart? Cool! Anyway..." kind of feel.
I don't see that really changing at all this year either. It'll do well for Black Friday and Christmas, but this isn't close to what the Switch 1 pull in terms of perception and reception. I still blame Switch 2 basically being a just Switch again but better graphics and a little bigger, but we'll see how things play out long term.
>>714588007let me run time trials on the highways and i'll consider it, but until you give me a course i can properly practice as an option i'm going to keep picking random for the 1:10 chance it actually picks a course i can actually practice.
>>714588197How do you feel about game key cards filling up the massive 256 GB capacity you spent $450 on?
>>71457966350 if you weren't a retard and bought the bundle like anyone with a fucking brain would do
>b-but muh limited time to purchase it :(((you can still request for it on nintendo's website as a guaranteed way to get it, stores (granted its entirely up to where you live in terms of how fast you can get it) are still selling the bundle if you wait until god knows when for them to pull the bundle you deserve to pay the $30 retard tax they're charging for it
>muh physical :(((its mario kart its not mario 3d fucking all stars that shit is not going anywhere
>>714579494 (OP)>wrong>who cares >wrong>wrong>coping wow op you sure are mad MKW is a smash hit
Still upset the fake outrage didn't do anything to effect the game?
>>714585885The game does that automatically so you instantly get to play in a race rather than sitting around for 10 minutes waiting for it to fill up.
The fucking system has been out 5 weeks and only a small portion of owners will actually have NSO. Seek help schizo lmao
>>714579663Nobody with a brain bought the game for $80.
>>714588406Then look at the response to that one.
>>714588383>>714588393Why is this pedosnoy so mentally ill?
>>714588434>The fucking system has been out 5 weeks and only a small portion of owners will actually have NSO. Seek help schizo lmaoBut I thought the switch 2 was a massive success that sold 10 gorillion in 2 hours? Is it actually a failure?
>>714581101>Bagging on McDonald's wifiYou deserve it.
>>714588434>so you instantly get to play in a race rather than sitting around for 10 minutes waiting for it to fill up.Doesn't sound like a particularly active online then.
>>714588393Didn't buy any key cards, since I'm not retarded.
>>714588543>>714588561>>714588636You lost and got raped, pedosnoy.
>>714579494 (OP)Just let it die there's no fixing it
>>714588461Doesn't phoneposting having even longer waits?
>>714588714>>714588719You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric
You will never be Japanese.
>>714588839You will always be a pedophile
>>714588818what is this schizo gibberish
>>714585885>>714588434>>714588561>>714588561Just to prove I'm I just booted up the game. Instant playing an online race within 30 seconds. 20/24 human racer.
Schizos malding eternally.
>>714588393nintendo specifically made the gamekeycard shit for worthless third party devs, and as a result all their games are flopping, first party nintendo games are all carts and sell
>>714588961Pedosnoy, kill yourself
>>714588976>20/24 human racer.So the game still couldn't make a full lobby despite you being in the shitter ranks? lmao
>>714589059for not liking a nintendo game? get a life
Just a heads up, if you wanna prove the game isnโt dead, why not start a /v/eekend thread?
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>>714589063See
>>714588434What's your next cope going to be?
Go start up MK8 and me know how that works out. XDD
>>714589147>>714589165>>714589173You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric ;)
>>714587493The switch 2 is not considered overpriced by anyone with a functional brain.
>>714579494 (OP)>straight lines racescan't be fixed
>>714586669That all makes sense and you may be right, but at the same time it isnโt so bad to have a less desirable item in a tier. At least you arenโt the poor sap in the tier ahead of you that got a coin box on the last set of items before the finish. If you are too far behind without enough time to get more items, I think it is ok to leave a possible catch up to luck. Alternatively, just include triple mushrooms as an item that canโt stack, but donโt include it in the possible items to get in last place if you want to avoid having people stuck with a meh item.
>>714579494 (OP)this dogshit game wasn't even fun enough to be a FOTM game, more like a FOTW game kek
>>714589173>only purchsed the switch 2 to play Mario kart worldWrong. See
>>714588197
>>714589310>>714589340Pedosnoyric, sametrannying won't save you
>>714589436Why are you such a pedophile?
>>714579494 (OP)What items you get shouldn't be based on position, but instead actual distance from 1st place. So like 16th place will still get 2nd place equivalent items if positions 1st-16th are very close together.
I don't know if this fixes bagging, but it's probably an improvement.
>>714588976No one said it was consistently inactive.
What did they mean by this?
>>714589292It's widely acknowledged to be the first nintendo console in a long while to drop the "keep hardware down to make it cheaper" strategy.
>>714589504>[deleted]lmao, eric won
>>714589570"Fuck you, you're playing the game wrong."
>>714589173That doesn't work when it's not what's actually being said.
What's your favorite costume?
>>714589340Tendies love shitting on Fotm games, when their own games are too shitty to even be that
>>714589774Everything tendies post about is deflection. Except for when it happens to them, then it doesn't matter.
>>714587816Nah yesterday the thread had to be moved because it was reaching the thread limit. The new thread died because it was late for people and everyone left.
>>714589173switch 2 isn't the playstation, it actually has games on the way
>>714589570>how to kill a games online mode
>>714589663Lmao, no it isn't, that's why it's breaking sales records left and right. Only terminally online Nintendo antis claim that.
>>714589579>>714589570>>714589672>>714589716>714589791>>714589774None of your copes work, so prove you own a switch 2.
You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric.
>>714581496You don't need to look up stats, especially if you're below 9000 VR. You can get away with anything, even without bagging. I think you're so bad, that you're blaming the stats when they don't matter. It's a party game, stop trying to turn it into fucking Valorant.
>>714586582I bought the console day 1 for my Switch 1 collection to run better and future games.
>>714589840>>714589791>>714589862Pedosnoyric, you can't escape losing and getting raped ;)
>>714589842Also to the anon that wanted a picture yesterday.
>>714589752I prefer this one
>>714589570Nobody hates Tendies more than Nintendo themselves KEK
>>714589913What did what I say have anything to do with how well it's selling?
>>714590050>>714590102Why are you sametrannying, epedosnoyric?
>>714589752You posted it
Daisyfags winning so hard
>>714590198Why is this pedophile named Eric so mentally ill?
>>714590102>"everyone agrees it is too expensive">clearly not since it is breaking sales records>"don't bring up reality to counter my shitposting and lies"This is getting really uninteresting.
>>714589340Nintendo saw this image and threw an autism fit
>>714590198>8.6/10>snoys so seething they keep review bombing it
>>714589663>the entire 9 years of the switch 1 had people demanding switch but stronger >nintendo delivers the switch 2, the switch but stronger >NOOOOOOOOO NO ONE WANTS THIS HOW COULD NINTENDO DO THIS
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>>714589923I own a Switch 2 and MKW sucks. You lost.
>>714579494 (OP)>>714579663idk bro, i'm having fun, sorry you're so upset or whatevers
>>714590530Nobody cares about your shit taste sorry.
>>714590667>the proof doesn't count!
>>714590198damn, it dropped again
>uhmm switch 2 has the switch 1 library
this has to be shitposting, you niggas cant be this stupid
>>714590597>i'm a shitter who can't stop losing when sandbagging isn't a win conditionok
>>714590410>>714590530>>714590723>>714590756>>714590794>easily edited screenNah, paper.
You lost and got raped, snoypedoric
>No Stellar Blade
>No E22
>No DS2
Absolute state, kek. Imagine being a tendo.
>>714590906Why is this pedophile named Eric so mentally ill?
>>714590287Even in your attempts to misrepresent what I said you produced a non-sequitur. An overpriced product is still capable of selling well.
>>714590865Now I know you're not a genuine poster and just want to shit up the board
>>714590794it has the entire switch 1 library and multiple games announced for every month
what does the competition have? oh yeah tralalero tralalae shuffler
>>714581101kek, this reminds me of those smash ult matchups you'd get with some beaner on wifi while all 20 members of his family try to stream at the same time.
>>714590906>coomer slop>movie slop>movie slopAnyways
>>714590503I didn't. I always appreciated Nintendo's ability to not focus too hard on graphics.
>>714590906>devs want to make a switch 2 version>devs want to make a switch 2 version >was a flop and a laughing stock the absolute STATE of play
>>714581101Nintendo finally adds a ethernet port to their console, doesn't use it.
>>714590503How does that disprove what I said?
>>714579494 (OP)It doesn't need saving. Sales are up after the recent update.
>>714590198holy shit.. ericsama i kneel...
>>714579494 (OP)Kill yourself you Nintendo dick eater
>>714591058its still doing that, but you're still here crying
>>714591165>everyone wants nintendo to make the switch but slightly more powerful >nintendo does this >it blows past every sales record on the books in 3 days >t-t-t-t-this doesn't count it flopped no one wants it!
>>714585916They legit tried to make 8 and Wii tthreads to spite the MKW weekend ones and they fell off completely after 3 threads.
>>714589173>console is $450>bundled game is $50>YOU PAID $500 FOR MARIO KART FORGET THE BRAND NEW $450 CONSOLE YOU BOUGHT WITH IT
>>714591641Pedosnoyric..... The seethe thread you spent 14 hours on..... Just died.....
>>714544306
>>714590976You should kane known this from ages ago, everyone ignores them as they bot away every day.
>>714581024The only two options we need are rooms for people who want to play with level transitions and rooms for those that want to play without it.
Secondly items are balanced in MK believe it or not. What needs to change is the rubberbanding for speed. If youre in lower placements your speed has a modifier to help you catch up. Its no longer justified in Mario Kart considering the sheer size of the tracks now.
Removing hidden stats and "balancing" surfaces is dumb ultra casual shit. Learn to play the game.
>Tournament/group codes like MK8Fair
If MKW was on steam, what would the reviews be sitting at?
>>714591729Pedosnoyric, sametrannying won't save you
>>714590794It's the same fucking excuse people use for ther PS5 so I don't get it.
>THINK OF THE STREAMERINOS AND COMPNIGGERS METAFAGS
no
>>714591692>what if you wanted to go to heaven and god said "go my red shell"
>>714591534watching the snoy spam "AHAHAH LOOK THE MKW THREAD IS DEAD" with a screenshot of it 2 minutes after the thread was made then checking back less than hour later and it was at bump limit full of people playing the game, while the MK8 emulation thread had died after 30 posts was genuinely hilarious
>>714591754>>714591806Pedosnoyric, you lost and got raped
How long does this take to beat? Five hours? What a joke
>>714591641I know you don't have any greymatter in that empty skull of yours, but if you want to try this cope then it means people spent $1000 for astrobot
>>714589969If that stats don't matter to anyone but the best players, then what is the point? You are only proving my point that removing a feature that only matters to competitive players would not make the game more competitive. You don't need to pretend to be on the opposite side to defend your high tier karts to keep your competitive advantage in a party game. That is a bit sad.
>>714591692>snoy tries to go to heaven
>>714591919You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric.
>>714591754The update in
>>714589570 would definitely have caused review bombing. Arguable justified since it actually to do with the game.
>>714591754Mostly Negative
>>714592007>>714592108You lost and got raped, pedosnoyric
>>714591741I haven't really noticed any rubberbanding in games with other real players, only with npcs. it's completely possible to fall behind in this game from one fall off the stage and stay so far behind that even with all the bullet bills you never even see another racer for the rest of the track
>average casual doesn't care
>/v/ siding with speedrun trannies and "competitive" Mario Kart autists
You fags will always play the contrarian.
>>714589791>S0nyponies don't even have their own jokes>they have to steal from the tendies they hate so muchSad!
>>714589570Random was always selecting 3 lap tracks when it was supposed to be 'truly random' so Nintendo fixed it.
People are upset because they lost a guaranteed way of selecting 3 lap tracks and now have to gamble on random occasionally selecting intermission tracks alongside 3 lap tracks.
I think I'm taking crazy pills because I genuinely enjoy the online in this game. It was better before the update but still. I'm like 8500 VR so not terrible but not amazing either. I try to have fun when I'm playing and not be too serious. I like creating memorable moments for people. One time I waited horizontally parallel to the finish line and a guy drove into me to pass. I popped a mega to jumpscare him as he bashed into me and crossed the line. Like yeah you lose points and whatever but you have fun and it's funny.
>>714591754It'd be sitting at number one on the best sellers list if this week's famitsu mean anything.
How long has eric even been around now? You'd think somebody as nonfunctional and obsessive as eric seems to be would be homeless and in and out of jail a lot. you wouldn't expect him to be able to post as consistently as he does.
>>714592196The main problem with the game now is just making a good chunk of the content rare to be able to play online. The game is good, but you need to get on the internet and find private lobbies to be able to effectively play the good parts online. Letting people play the game the way they want is probably the least contrarian opinion someone could have.
>>714582118This but unironically. Why else would they include VR scores?
>>714592196Average casual doesn't even play online and gets bored of the game incredibly quickly because of it.
>>714592620To play with people your skill. It's excruciatingly hard to hit let alone maintain 9,000 this time, unlike MK8D where even shitters could float in 25k range if they play enough.
>>714592445At least 10 years. He either mooches of his parents or social security
>>714592849is it like wii now?
>>714591754Mixed. Not on the verge of positive or negative either. Just solidly Mixed.
Itโs the best Mario kart haters can get fucked
>>714579494 (OP)>mediocre reception86 on metacritic means the game is solid as fuck, most people are having fun with it, the biggest complaint is about the "empty" open world, which, as usual with ragebait YouTubers, is an overexaggeration born out of the disappointment that rewards are just stickers, rather than an actual complaint about the content of the open world itself. People have only praise for the Knockout Tour mode, the rest of the "complaints" are just "pros" malding about a party game not catering to their competitive needs and blowing things out of proportion or casuals sucking and blaming it on the game (tale as old as time with Mario Kart)
>streamers dropping itMario Kart streamers are digging their own grave by being overly critical of the game that will give them views for years on end, to this day, no one has dropped the game for a previous game like 8DX because they know they'll lose even more viewers if they do that, 8DX is an 11 year old game at this point and people are tired of watching that.
Nobody talking about "dropping World and going back to 8" is actually going to go through with it, it's all ragebait.
>online playerbase drying upPeople can still get full lobbies in seconds for every mode, stop lying.
>lobbies are just 9000 VP Japanese baggersYou just contradicted your previous statement, you acknowledge that people ARE playing the game.
>resurgent interest in 8, Wii, and even the 64 decompilationMario Kart 64 and Mario Kart Wii have always had permanently active communities, the games are just full of exploits and glitches that make them fun to revisit for speedruns and compfaggotry, nothing to do with World's momentum.
>>714593410And somehow all the reviews are from the chinese
>>714591547Show is your Switch 2 exclusive library.
>>714593424This. It's literally the best game ever made even.
Hot take but I genuinely think racing on 3 lap tracks is better than it was in 8. They just need to fix the online and itโll be a pretty good game.
>>714588424>>50 if you weren't a retard and bought the bundle like anyone with a fucking brain would do
No one 'with a fucking brain' bought this shit, you are the retard
>>714593924The tracks themselves are pretty solid for the most part. It just sucks that Nintendo is so intent on sabotaging themselves by shoving the intermission tracks down our throats. Why they couldn't have made them exclusive to Knockout Tour while GP stays the way it always was is beyond me.
>>714593457>to this day, no one has dropped the game for a previous gameDidn't that TWD98 guy stick with MK Wii and basically skip 8DX? I saw one guy do a 8DX video after World already released and the comments were saying how nice it was to see people hadn't completely dropped 8DX
>>>>714589292is considered*
>>714593457>just "pros" malding about a party game not catering to their competitive needsHow does allowing people to choose to play the more well designed course have anything to do with competitive play and why would you not want to cater to that desire? The game already caters to people who like transition courses with knockout tour and does a great job at it, so there is no point in also making the race mode single stage knockout tour. It seems a bit crazy to defend a game that goes out of its way to stop people from having fun in the way they want to protect the developer's ego at the expense of the players.
>People can still get full lobbies in seconds for every mode, stop lying. I don't remember the last time I've been in a full lobby. There are obviously more than 24 people playing to be able to make a full lobby, but there is something off about the matchmaking.
>>714594178Again, the MKWii communities are permanently active regardless of new Mario Karts being released, it's just a matter of people's attachment to that game and it's mechanics.
>I saw one guy do a 8DX video after World already released and the commentsCompare views, World is going to get more views than 8DX simply on the factor of novelty (nevermind that there's perfectly valid reasons to consider World's gameplay superior). Streamers that want to stick with 8DX are going to have their views severely affected, so unless they always planned on sticking to 8DX, this reactionary rage will not last.
>>714579494 (OP)It won't. Went to a normie party for the 4th of July yesterday. Played Mario Kart World on a friend's Switch 2. Was fun. Would play again.
>>714594516>Compare viewsWhat's going to determine views is the channel and all the biggest channels moved to World because of course they did.
>Again, the MKWii communities are permanently active regardless of new Mario Karts being released, it's just a matter of people's attachment to that game and it's mechanics.But that contradicts the argument that no one goes back to, or sticks with, an older mario kart.
>>714594510>How does allowing people to choose to play the more well designed course have anything to do with competitive play and why would you not want to cater to that desire?Because you can still do that, the only thing that the update did was to reduce the chances of getting three laps, additionally, people actually do like having intermission tracks every once in a while, it adds variety to the selection, 3-lap autism is absolutely a competitive complaint and a refusal to accept change.
>The game already caters to people who like transition courses with knockout tourSome people like intermissions but feel that knockout tour is too stressing, I can see why.
>It seems a bit crazy to defend a game that goes out of its way to stop people from having funIt does not, but nice Non-sequitur
>>714594510Youโre replying to high functioning retards, anon
>>714594716>and all the biggest channels moved to World because of course they did.Yes, World is newer, bigger and better, hence the point.
>the argument that no one goes back to, or sticks with, an older mario kart.Because I never made that point to begin with, I said that some people will still naturally remain stuck in a previous game simply out of personal attachment to its specific mechanics and refuse to move to never entries (see: Melee).
That doesn't mean World is "losing momentum" or that it's "Universally considered mediocre".
>>714594993>You can still do that, the only thing the update did was make it harder to do that
>>714595257>newertrue
>bigger, and betterfalse
MK8D has more actual real courses and MKW has less real courses than MKDS, having 30 compared to DSโs 32
>>714595472Yes, change is change, it's not positive or negative, you're just getting too angry about it, like your favorite ragebait tuber told you to do.
>>714595670>How dare you get upset at daddy Nintendo taking away options from players? You WILL play how they want you to play and you WILL be happy about it!
>>714594993>Because you can still do that, the only thing that the update did was to reduce the chances of getting three lapsThe chances are low enough that I'd rather just grind time trials and get the collectables in free roam until /v/ lobbies open. There is no reason not to have a mode that lets you reliably play 3 lap courses or just give vote options for both 3 lap courses and intermissions every time and let people decide for themselves.
>every once in a whileThis is the key. When they are every course, you end up with less variety since they all feel pretty similar and you lose the effect of having a change of pace compared to the more intense regular races. Playing nothing but 3 lap courses actually provides more variety than playing nothing but intermissions, even if there are 200+.
>3-lap autism is absolutely a competitive complaintExplain why you think that is? Why does the course having a more intentional design with more though put into them make it competitive? Do you really think Mario Kart has been a competitive game up until now?
>>714595070I'm just in a mood to argue. I don't expect this to go anywhere.
>>714595560And Mario Kart World has a full fledged open world full or roads everywhere that connect the tracks and allows for basically all sorts of combinations on where you get to and how you do the laps, plus the ability to explore said open world and gain access to over 300+ missions with all sorts of objectives, so e of which includes actually huge secrets like an additional 10 retro tracks hidden in the open world.
Complain about the open world all you want, but World is factually bigger than all Mario Kart games before it, and people ARE using this content they supposedly think is "bland" to get views.
And it's working.
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Don't forget what Mario Kart 8 looked like when it first launched.
>>714596113Yeah, I think anyone saying theyโd choose base game 8 over world is lying to themselves
>>714595257>"losing momentum" or that it's "Universally considered mediocre"You're the only person to use either of those quotes in this thread.
>>714595887>>714595887>The chances are low enoughSo they still exist, thus, adding to the variety, glad my point got through.
>>714595887>just give vote options for both 3 lap courses and intermissions every time and let people decide for themselves.This, however, I agree with, because it's an option given on the non-random tracks, dunno how that would work for matchmaking since that usually turns into a mess though.
>When they are every courseBut they're not, you can still get 3-laps through random
>Playing nothing but 3 lap courses actually provides more variety than playing nothing but intermissions, even if there are 200+.You don't believe that yourself, that sounds extremely retarded the way you worded it.
>I'm just in a mood to argueSame, but please don't reply to Eric
>>714595257>Yes, World is newer, bigger and better, hence the point.Your point was that these youtubers have to make videos on world to get the traffic. Hell that actually implies bad things about World as it suggests they aren't sticking with it because they actually like it.
>>714596568OP post never said "losing moment" or "Universally considered mediocre"
>>714596113RRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714596113You haven't unlocked all the characters
>>714596573>Your point was that these youtubers have to make videos on world to get the traffic.And they are, as clearly, World is the more popular Mario Kart game right now and I'm willing to make the argument that it will remains the most popular game until the next game replaces it, like 8DX
>they aren't sticking with it because they actually like it.Welcome to the world of popular streamers bucko, we were talking about the success of the game, I already said that normal people are having fun with it, that point is uncontested.
>>714596662>Mediocre reception Other words for: "People think it's mediocre."
>How do we save Mario Kart World before it falls out of the zeitgeist forever?Other words for: "Losing momentum"
Do not argue semantics with me, retard.
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>>714597050Yeah, base 8 was incredibly barebones, and the roster makes every Mario Kart game, including World, seems MILES ahead in comparison.
>>714596990You're the one who used quotes dumbass.
Hilariously you can't even stick to what you yourself quote
>"Universally considered mediocre" became "People think it's mediocre.", which still isn't the same as "Mediocre reception"
>>714579494 (OP)Nintendo's golden age ended over 20 years ago. The leadership is gone and replaced with soulless and scummy suits, including a literal EA executive. People are just desperate to pretend they can reclaim their childhood with a corporations that's long since been using that that to milk them as hard as possible.
>>714597213Still arguing semantics, retard? You KNOW exactly what OP meant by "Mediocre Reception", and that last phrase was literally doomposting and concern-trolling about the game losing steam, disingenuous moron.
>>7145973815% difference at 20 iirc
Is Mario Kart good for you?
>>714579494 (OP)>mediocre reception>online playerbase drying up>lobbies are just 9000 VP Japanese baggers>resurgent interest in 8, Wii, and even the 64 decompilationfair points
>streamers dropping itwho gives a fuck
>>714581289>>714588562p2p, retards
you connect to little timmy and his dial-up internet and that fucks everybody because nintendo is too cheap to use servers despite charging you to pay to use your own internet to play online in a fucking $80 video game
>>714589752i'm not normally a waluigi fan but this lanky motherfucker is just too dapper in this game
>>714597050>The entire koopaling rowMan that's so fucking bad kek
It's hilarious how so many anons try to say the koopalings weren't that bad in 8 when everyone fucking hated them
The roy spam made it even worse too
Why is no one choosing random anymore, have they been buck broken
>>714597387>You KNOW exactly what OP meant by "Mediocre Reception"That a lot of people have said they're disappointed with the game and it actually rates fairly low as far as Mario Kart games go. All that's true. It's not the same as a "Universally considered mediocre" which as you're demonstrating isn't true.
There's no semantics to the definition of a quote. It's pretty clear cut.
>>714597240>n-n-n-nintendos golden age was when sony was winning....cope
>>714597576KEK
Why did they even put an OOB hitbox there, there's literally no advantage to a player who manages to get that high since there are no shortcuts to take, and being in the air like that is way slower than being grounded
>>714597828The new meta is trying to drive to the edge of the map to increase the chances of a normal course on the opposite end showing up.
>>714591946>sony out of nowhere
>>714597858That was when they made by far their best games. But of course you only think in consolewars because you're a retard.
>>714597576no fun allowed
>>714579494 (OP)Sonic Crossworlds won.
>>714591089>>devs want to make a switch 2 version>>devs want to make a switch 2 versionAnd after third parties flopped on the system, now what are they saying? Nothing? Oh...
>>714596474>So they still exist, thus, adding to the variety, glad my point got through.The obviously exist, but they are much more rare than they should be.
>dunno how that would work for matchmaking since that usually turns into a mess though.If it is just two standard courses and two intermissions every time, I don't see what the issue would be. With only a few options, you probably won't end up playing the same course every time like you might worry about letting people pick any course like in private lobbies. I would assume we would get a better mix of standard and intermission courses too rather then intermissions being heavily favored.
>You don't believe that yourself, that sounds extremely retarded the way you worded it.I genuinely do believe this. If you remove all of the textures/decorations and make obstacles hitboxes leaving nothing but the road, many of the intermissions would look and play similar. This does not apply to the main courses where each turn, alternative paths, and shortcuts are carefully planned out. Even without the visual theme, they would all still feel unique.
>>714598049the troon competition
>>714597850>That a lot of people have said they're disappointed with the game That's called "mixed reception", not "mediocre reception", which by the way, is fundamentally untrue, as there's only a small, but very vocal section that is truly discontent with the game, notice how also a lot of people don't even compare it to previous MK games, because they know their complaints are either standard for the series, overly exaggerated, or all simply accept that World is better than the old games and just want the game to be even better, but don't know how to word it in a way that doesn't negative.
>it actually rates fairly low as far as Mario Kart gamesIt actually rates right in the middle, which is good, because the Mario Kart games that are below it are also good.
The highest rated Mario Kart is Super Circuit, btw, largely considered "The Worst Mario Kart game", so even this metric is not indicative of the quality of World relative to the other Mario Kart games.
>There's no semantics to the definition of a quoteI'll repeat, you know EXACTLY what faggots OP meant, but keep arguing semantics, retard.
>>714579494 (OP)You wouldn't have made this thread if the game's existence didn't scare you. Go stuck your dick in a blender
>>714579551I'll just play Sonic Crossworlds instead.
>>714579551>move onfunny and ironic because tendies can't move on from children's games even when they're 50
>>714582118why are you 40 and defending the children's racing game?
>>714597576>That's called "mixed reception", not "mediocre reception"Yes so OP used the words wrong. As you say, I still know what he meant. Still doesn't mean he said "Universally considered mediocre" or meant that.
And again, pointing out you're using quotes wrong isn't semantics.
>>714598325>The obviously exist, but they are much more rare than they should be.Then the complaint should be about a higher ratio of 3-lap tracks from Random, not the complete removal of intermission tracks from it.
>I would assume we would get a better mix of standard and intermission courses too rather then intermissions being heavily favoredThis I agree with, could be fixed in an update rather quick.
>>714598325>many of the intermissions would look and play similar.But they do not, you're trying to place all intermission tracks in the same mold as the Mario Circuit > Crown City mostly linear track, when there are some roads that are either full of curves and rails in the middle, ones that basically take place in the air or during an ascension (The ones to Bowser's castle and Airship Fortress) or even ones that feel like part of the track themselves (Rainbow Road, Acorn Heights, Dino-Dino Jungle).
I say that limiting or restricting this tracks alone would take a huge chunk of content away from the game, and thus, would make it FAR less varied than 3-lap tracks only.
>>714599513Why are you talking like GP is the only mode available when Knockout Tour, the mode intermission tracks were made for, exists?
>>714579494 (OP)>Bag>Get a green shell for your troubles Lel
I'm just waiting for the /v/eekend thread to go up.
>>714597576this game fucking sucks
>>714599931Because people may like the variety of intermission tracks but find Knockout Tour too stressing?
>>714599041Good luck with the boring ass track design that makes the worst intermissions look like masterpieces
>>714600398but it has Miku
>>714600398>the tendie is getting so mad he needs to make shit up$80 or $500 + inferior console btw.
>>714590906>coomerbladeI hate Nintendo but this isn't is a con you stupid anime poster.
>>714600265If people liked the intermission tracks so much then people wouldn't have been abusing the picking random exploit online so hard Nintendo had to patch it out. They make sense in Knockout Tour where the point is to make it from checkpoint to checkpoint. They make less sense in GP where people just want to experience specific tracks.
>>714600618Iโve seen the tracks, dumbass, thereโs been any obstacles or shortcuts and there are tons of straights with completely flat terrain
>>714598737Your game is already dying and its been a month sharty.
You LOST.
>>714584006Meanwhile the wiisnoy threads die at 100 replies KEK
>>714601007>already dying>see daily threads on /v/>see people constantly posting gameplay clips on social media
>>714599513>not the complete removal of intermission tracks from it.Maybe there is a misunderstanding. I don't think intermissions should be removed. Aside from them being too common, I do really like the visual aspects of the transition between different areas and entering a track. I also like the change of pace when you enter a track and things suddenly start to feel serious. I've also really enjoyed free roam as well. My issue with the game in general though is that I it feels like I never really even played the game after finishing the single player content and playing some multiplayer until I went out of my way to specifically play the regular courses and get a good feel for them. If nothing else, I am definitely not going to advocate for allowing players to choose how they want to play the game, but only apply that for players that agree with me.
>But they do notAfter making that claim, I thought I should actually see how many unique features I could remember where the driving feels unique. I a came up with driving over the large bridge, the waterfall with an upper and lower path, the hairpin road where you just go straight down over the ledges rather than following the road, the drainage path near toad factory, 90 degree turns of the ghost area, jumping down waterfalls in the Japanese theme area, and walls near bowser's castle. The spiral you mentioned on the way up to the airship is also a good one that I had forgotten. My claim that they are all the same is not absolute, but there just isn't enough interesting features compared to the amount of time you are expected to play the courses. I'll also add that there are seemingly interesting things in the open world that I haven't see in an intermission. For example, the roads around Whistlestop seem like they could make a great course segment.
>>714584006We playing later? I need revenge on that cunt Sei from last night.
>>714581101Reminder: You can call Nintendo and try refunding a broken product
Can someone please make a /v/eekend thread soon
>>714601246It's a bit early yet.
>>714601157>Most of it is complaints>Online is so bad that people are forced to go onto discord for lobbies>10-20 minute queue times online>Often not even getting the full 24 players. You. LOST!
>>714601335Kek all of this is absolute bullshit, you lost troon. Nintendo haunts your dreams.
>>714601335Amazing how none of this is right
>>714601427Lol you lost. Everyone is turning on your lazily made, empty, overpriced game.
>>714601157Anyone can post daily threads on /v/ and social media, especially social media managers paid to do it. Kill yourself retard.
>>714601582Keep telling yourself that, kiddo, maybe itโll come true one day
>>714590198Sonic will get a better score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFDJ6zMyq-k
>>714602016Werenโt worldโs previews also well received, crossworlds looks like a game that is fun for an hour or two but becomes pretty boring after that
>>714579494 (OP)every single problem this game has is easily fixable but nintendo just refuses to budge on anything
>>714601427>Kek all of this is absolute bullshit,The discord one is true. People are actually being encouraged to go on discord for lobbies so that they avoid Nintendo's matchmaking.
>>714602197Track design wise Crossworlds has the leg up against Worlds due to the random map selection on the 2nd lap to mix things up so no race will ever be the same although you can turn that feature off.
Not to mention Crossworlds also has Splatfest-like events online and actual ranks with rewards so I hardly believe that people will get bored of Crossworlds if they didn't get bored of the relatively safe open world of MKW
>>714602398I love it because it will just compound the slow online connections and lack of filled lobbies making the game look even WORSE! Lmfao.
>>714601664Its already true :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLIt4s7NKM0&t=845s
>>714602703Doesnโt this prove the game is still alive
>>714601427>>714601567its half right, he dose spam 40 anti-MKW threads every day to try stop people from talking about the game
>>714579494 (OP)>all that fucking waiting just to get a singular green shell lmaoooooooDoes the game know now when your bagging or something? Ive never got a single green shell at like 14th. Also death to all metacomp fags
>>714602905Lol retard. The video is about the fact that he has to use discord lobbies to try and get enjoyable matches.
p switch missions are too hard
I thought this game was supposed to be for children
>>714587587is welcome tour good
>>714579494 (OP)Funny how sales increased after the update.
>>714602703>Fixed by making you go to discordLOL
8snoys are discord troons? can they go any lower?
How do I get good at Mario Kart World, youtube made this look easy
>>714603309Like all things that look easy, you have to practice autistically until it becomes muscle memory, and have enough game knowledge to cover the rest.
>>714603047I only realized today that you don't actually have to hit checkpoints as long as you make it to the goal in time. It made that one Shyguy Bazaar P-switch that seemed like a huge step up in difficulty much easier. They are really generous with the time to let you just skip a segment if you mess up. Not sure if that is universally helpful though since the times are generally tighter.
>>714603429Some challenges have checkpoints that don't spawn unless you clear the previous one, just did one in Choco mountain where I tried to skip but couldn't find another checkpoint.
>>714602703>>714602905>>714602996>>714603150Even knockout tour is dead lmfao. Shortcat's third game was full of bots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUw04a1kNwU&ab_channel=Shortcat
>>714603737Why do I care what a leaf gets?
Where's the lobby you faggots
>>714603737>>714602703You lost and got raped, pedosnoy
>>714604264I don't even have a console lmfao. I'm PC only.
>Its another seething turd world thread
Nobody cares, Brazil.
>>714604371You lost and Got raped, pedosnoy
>>714579551based and family-pilled
>>714604415The Switch 2 sold out in Brazil, find another third world shithole to scapegoat.
>>714597850>That a lot of people have said they're disappointed with the game and it actually rates fairly low as far as Mario Kart games goThis is just out and out false. I've seen people say that it's not worth 80 bucks for sure, but if anything I've seen a overwhelming sentiment that the actual racing is a great direction for the series and that Nintendo pushing intermissions is sabotaging the amazing actual courses.
>>714604992How many units do you think they shipped to a country that uses electric water heaters
>>714604771>mindbroken over a kart racer
>>714605178enough to get government agencies butthurt to sue Nintendo over their TOS, so not a small number.
>>714605172>I've seen a overwhelming sentiment that the actual racing is a great direction for the seriesBING BING WAHOO BOUNCE BOUNCE WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714579551>>714579663>>714579494 (OP)The only sensible solution is to not buy the game.
It's simply not worth the time.
Like all Nintendo games and hardware.
>>714605341>all those baby bloopersMetafaggotry was a mistake
>>714588386>he practices a mario kart gameLmfao
>>714597850Really? At worst, I see people place it below wii and 8dx but still above everything else
>>714605341Believe it or not people are excited to have a new way to race after 10 years of Lakitu breathing down your dick and the only universal tech being turning on smart steering during a glider.
>>714587028>but the future existsno it doesn't lmao
where the fuck is it, then
>>714605341>frontflips in a car>driving up vertical walls>grinding in a car>spending less time on the track in a racing game than you do boucing around above ittruly this is to go even further beyond
>>7146060315 minutes from now I will write a post calling you a faggot
>>714605341What is the purpose of delaying the air tricks on the first two ramps at the start of the race? Even the world record times do this.
>>714606304Probably so you don't lose speed hitting the incline.
>>714581101I don't even understand what happened in this video. didn't he cross the finish line?
>>714606579Got outplayed by Dequan playing on McDonald's wifi.
>>714605229>>714605341You lost and got raped
>>714605636The gayest post ITT by far and I'm not even joking.
>>714606759BR? HUEHEUEUHUEHUEHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEH
>>714605895BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
>>714607171>all that to go from 13th to 12thKek
Para-biddybud is the new meta he can fly
This game should have focused on the grinding mechanic a lot more, and a lot less on the open world
>>714606304less air time because it slows you down pretty bigly in World. It's also the reason those large boost ramps on some tracks are avoided when possible (like taking the first panel and then bailing on the one before the last turn on DK Pass). In cases where it's not avoidable (like later on Wario Stadium), you can do a Charge Trick and let it go RIGHT before going off the edge to get the speed boost while minimizing airtime.
>>714581289NTA but wifi on switch 2 is so dogshit currently. AFAIK early on in the switch 1's life they pulled out some big update that improved the way the wifi card was optimized or something that made it bearable. So hopefully the switch 2 will get that at some point. Because currently it's really shoddy. I can generally play Mario Kart World fine 90% of the time, only getting a random disconnect every 5-6 matches or so. But other games like fortnite don't work at all on wifi. Even though the switch 1 had no issues connecting consistently over wifi for its mario kart and fortnitr version. If you try to complain or figure out why and look up reddit threads its literally just the most fucking sensitive tendies going "just use ethernet retard lmao" as if HALF OF THE POINT OF THE CONSOLE ISN'T FUCKING PORTABLE GAMING
>>714607379It's fun. I love frontrunning and pulling off tricks even if I get blue shelled into reds into megashroom. Baggoids will never have fun
>>714607171Anybody who hates the parkour shit is a retard, it's the best gimmick this series has had since it started doing them.
Mario Kart is serious business
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>>714608034Always has been.
Is there a plateau to vr, the top vr just keeps getting higher
>>714579494 (OP)Why is the general defense of this game's issues essentially don't try to win races? It's a racing game why shouldn't you try to get the best position? They added drifting to the series initially because they wanted skilled players to have a reason to keep playing.
>>714605172>This is just out and out false. I've seen people say that it's not worth 80 bucks for sureThen it's not out and out false. If you pay 80 bucks and decide it wasn't worth 80 bucks then it delivered below your expectations.
>Nintendo pushing intermissions is sabotaging the amazing actual coursesThat's also part of the dissapointment.
>>714607171>>714609473>>714609494Epedosric, you lost and got raped.
>>714606304in my experience trying the trick in time trials it also seems like it helps you speed across the off-road section more consistently and quicker, which is important because if you go too slow you could get a bad angle and mess up jumping up the next wall
>>714609494Saying "this game isn't worth 80 bucks" isn't equivalent to saying "This game is disappointing" because people had ALREADY made up their mind that the game wouldn't be worth 80 before release-and due to that just opted to get the bundle which makes it 50 bucks. We literally have data that most Switch 2 sales thus far in certain territories are with the bundle. Also, seeing people rank it as one of the worst Mario Kart is outright false-this isn't a widespread opinion, like, at all.
>>714579551Sensible take, close the thread.
/v/ hates having fun
Holy shit biddybud and cute scoot is a good combo
I like the rally racing and intermission runways.
>>714579663You mean your mom did
>>7146129488snoys lost
Wiisnoys lost
DSnoys lost
cubesnoys lost
>>714579551Wtf is ''playing seriously'' even?
>>714581101>>714597656Always wondered, how does online sync work in these games internally? Does it pick someone random out of every player and purely use their game as what to trust for placement? Fairest thing I think would be to just do that shit off every player's own reported lap time instead.
>>714597576That reminds of the new monkey ball games doing this shit too, fuck off with ceiling death boundaries.
>>714597576this game has so many obnoxious hidden death barriers, why make all these trick mechanics if its so easy to get punished
>Intermissions aren't boring, ride the rails and waโ
>the snoy got so triggered hes just spamming random webms now
>>714621603>>714621668>>714621740>the lightning can only make you suffer in intermissionsWhat?
>>714596113>have to unlock flower and bananaMK7 was a mistake and I'm glad most people didn't like it.
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>>714579551>$110 Canadian plus tipEmulation is free
>>714579494 (OP)Isn't this the only game on switch 2 now? What a flop.
>>714623709Erictranny, you can't ;)
>>714610282People are going to get the bundle anyway. MKW really is the only reason to get a Switch 2 right now after all.
You could also say something similar to people already making their minds up that the intermissions were going to be shit. Thing is people still expected to be able to skip them and found out the main online forces you to play them for the majority of the time. A disappointment on that front.
Then there's the people who were hoping for more from the open world. After all it was a big selling point.