Thread 714587014

What game is the "chocolate ice-cream" of vidya?

Is this an AI thread

>>714587014 (OP)
>popular but I hate it
Souls shit
Nintendo games
Any 3rd person open world slop

Vanilla the best.

>>714587014 (OP)
>enjoyed by kids
>enjoyed by mature adults
>disliked by edgy teenagers who think it's too immature for them so they go with some garbage fruity flavor

>>714587436
And where did you get your statistics from?

>>714587546
The usual place

>>714587546
your mom emailed it to me

>>714587546
It's just a projection
He's that edgy teenager

>>714587014 (OP)
I don't think there's ever been a truly perfect game, so none.

>>714587546
it was revealed to me in a dream

>>714587014 (OP)
Kirby games. They're simple, you know exactly what you're getting into, still enjoyable with occasional innovations and mix-ups to the formula, and difficult to get wrong (and if a dev/place does fuck up a Kirby game/chocolate ice-cream, you immediately know not to buy from them ever again).

>>714587546
>t. edgy teenager

>>714587014 (OP)
Pokemon
Loved it as a kid,really grew out of it as an adult but will occasionally enjoy it a lot (random crystal playthrough every 3 years)

I guess I'm that edgy teenager (I'm in my thirties who refused to grow up) because I never liked chocolate ice-cream, even since I was a young cute little shota (I'm no longer cute people avoid me if they can).

>>714587436
nintendo games

>>714587014 (OP)
Chocolate ice cream alone isn't very tasty. Only when paired with vanilla and strawberry that the dessert becomes sublime.

>>714587436
>>714587014 (OP)
Different flavors of icecream feel colder despite sitting at the same temperature, chocolate and it's derivatives are the least cold out of all of them, fruity ones are at the middle but normal vanilla and lemon stand at the top. Source: my ass(i eat a lot of icecream with a high variance in flavours/brands)
The same is probably true for different drinks, but i mostly drink water so i can't give any evidence to support this.

2D Mario

>>714587014 (OP)
Call of Duty?

>>714588072
>subliminal race-mixing messaging
commit suicide

what is the mint chip of vidya ?

>>714587014 (OP)
>Good, accessible, classic. Universally popular for a reason. Outclassed by other specialty flavors, but still has the most broad appeal because of how uncontroversial and safe it is.
Nintendo

>>714588072
No. It's either a good chocolate on it's own or vanilla+strawberry. Get some taste.

>>714588186
meds

>>714588186
Based schizo

>>714587014 (OP)
No particular game since it’s so specific for something so broad but you could say it’s the action adventure genre as a whole. Broad appeal loved by everyone with nothing divisive or obtuse enough to alienate anyone from it

>>714587014 (OP)
it's choco mint for me

>>714587014 (OP)
I prefer chocolate pudding
kozyshack

>>714588359
Absolutely disgusting

>>714588462
Fucking spoiler that shit jesus christ

>>714588462
(((((KLEIN)))))

>>714588462
Best Girl.

>>714587328
nintendo is vanilla as fuck. dont insult chocolate icecreams with your filthy uneducated insinuations.

>>714588072
You sound like one of those people that have to desperately seek some idiosyncratic opinion just to feel special and mouth off some opinion as though it’s cultivated or refined. Just shut the fuck up and say you like chocolate ice cream or you don’t, you gormless contrarian faggot.

>>714588565
PC is vanilla because it's the most compatible with mods (toppings)

Did you know companies refuse to release numbers on how many players they have for their free to play garbage? It should be illegal to retain that information

>>714587014 (OP)
I like it when they add the little peanut butter cups to it. Marshmallows are also really good

>>714588248
see
>>714588159
Very little change over time, minority of die-hard fans, and it's not very good if you don't already "get it".

Guys! Stop eating the icecream. I know you guys are eating it!

Ice cream? God I love ice cream!

What is the dubai chocolate of vidya?

>>714587014 (OP)
chocolate ice-cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9Z4OB4L6M&ab_channel=AreaEightyNine

>>714588072
it can be if you buy some good quality chocolate but there are a lot of cheap bland brands

>>714589073
niggerlover

>>714589242
Chocolate and vanilla

>>714588462
Strawberry flavour's for fucking faggots. Chocolate + Vanilla 4 life.

>>714589372
>t. dolph lundgren

>>714588072
>it becomes good when it’s an amalgamation of other things mixed together into a slop to the point it has no discernible taste of its own
Okay

>>714587014 (OP)
I discovered this new brand and the taste is extremely fucking good but it makes my farts VERY smelly for some reason

>>714589530
My brother in christ, you are lactose intolerant.

>>714589907
I guess I should keep eating it to make myself tolerant then

>>714589907
Not him but probably not considering he doesn’t apparently have the same problem with other brands. The brand probably has plant derivative proteins or sugar alcohols in that he has a harder time digesting

real niggas are chocolate and vanilla in equal parts

>>714588462
>Dairy free, lactose free, gluten free, and real kosher
Onions

>>714588462
>hebrew
holy shit the other anon was right

>>714590494
That's just watered-down chocolate, are you stupid?