this game is fucking gay holy shit

Think you mean based

My wife, Elizabeth.

>>714592632 (OP)
I fucking hated how everyone was sucking the game's dick at release. I got completely shit on for saying the story didn't make sense and they completely botched the many-worlds theory of quantum mechanics. I'm just glad that the rose tinted glasses finally came off eventually

I heard you have to make an account to play this game on Steam now. Truth?

>>714592935
Mostly retarded game journos who thought writing in some butchered understanding of Everett interpretation was deep

>>714592632 (OP)
This is the game that made me all jaded towards gaming in general. I was so fucking hyped because I really really enjoyed the first 2 bioshock games. I had pre-ordered the collectors edition with the songbird statue and all that. Turns out the game was nothing like any of material revealed at the E3's(where it won over a dozen awards), and everything from gameplay mechanics to level design were actually worse than the previous 2 games. Never pre-ordered a game or purchased any kind if special edition since then. I guess that's good in a sense though.

>>714592885
what's wrong with her face?

This game is so fucking good

>>714593304
It's too pretty for some people's eyes, apparently.

>>714592632 (OP)
it literally killed the series, anon

>>714592632 (OP)
This game was FUN and NEAT and i LIKE it.

>>714593709
Nah the weapons in the game were awful, made even worse by the two weapon limit which could screw you depending on the situation.
1999 mode was also untested garbage, most of the game was piss easy and then the ghost boss was a complete slog on that mode showing nobody tested it.

>>714592823
Levine-sama... I kneel...

>>714593972
I had zero issues with two weapons and i beat the game like 5 times. I re played it a few months ago and it was just as great as i remember. Never played 1999 mode

i liked it and I liked Burial At Sea.

>oh my god I'm being a 3rd world fucking retard and nobody can stop meeeeeee aieeeee

>Oh my god I'm gonna post this again in an hour aaaaaaaaa save me general thread about some dumb gacha aaaaaaaa

>>714592823
Imagine a Bioshock Infinite good end where Booker forgoes the baptism and escapes to a universe where he raises a young Elizabeth and finds fulfilment in being the father he never was to her.

>>714594980
That would not fit the narrative Elizabeth being a strong independent womyn that needs no men

>>714592632 (OP)
>Hallway level designs
>Less weapons
>Retarded villain and muh racism
>"Raspberry vs. Blueberry" choices completely removed so there's not even an illusion of choice
Only thing people care about this game is the prostitute who got her model ripped for porn animations