Who at Blizzard thought this was a good idea? Honestly. What happened to “Metzen is back, everything will be fixed!”

>>714598723 (OP)
thoughted*
That one's on me, ESLbro ;-)

>>714599439
I still don’t understand why people picked the hoard. The cities are fucking brown and dirt huts

>>714600117
cool races and durotar/mulgor/barrens atmospheres are unmatched. Fuck i feel like playing classic right now

>>714600117
they didn't until elves were added. most people played alliance in vanilla

>>714600476
Why weren’t Elves part of the Alliance?

why doesnt that nigger just use magic to walk lmfao like magical wheelchair what kind of whack shit is that. like nigga just walk.

>>714598723 (OP)
I wish human females were real.

>>714600529
he meant blood elves (former high elves). Alliance had night elves at launch and horde had blood elves in the first expansion.

>>714601042
Same question though they were on the alliance and Warcraft 3 why all of a sudden make them the evil hoard?

>>714601168
dunno if you played the campaign but they got treated like slaves by the alliance, sent on suicide missions and abandoned entirely when lorderon got destroyed by the scourge

>>714601168
tl;dr garithos, also it's horde, not hoard, esl

>>714601168
also the horde isn't evil, they're just a bunch of misfits. The taurens are nobler than any race in the alliance.

>>714601351
For a totally not evil faction they sure tend to end up with evil leaders a lot

>>714601443
say thanks to shit wow writers who are incapable to write stories that aren't black or white

>>714601351
Most of the raid bosses throughout the history of this game have been Horde leaders.

>>714598723 (OP)
Bringing back metzen was just a pr move to maintain the leaving chud audience. They never had any intention of course correcting. You got played

>>714601591
ok i dunno why I wasted my time with a blatant troll

>>714598723 (OP)
Leftism is the revolt of the weak, disabled, handicapped, and otherwise unfit against God for the crime of being. Leftism is a biological phenomena.

>>714598723 (OP)
>Who at Blizzard thought this was a good idea?
Khadgar is just an example of a long running issue that's been plaguing Blizzard for years. The inability to ever kill off any Alliance characters
>B-but Varian!
Varian died nearly a decade ago and that was purely because Metzen wanted less work. And Horde's managed to lose 5 notable characters since then.
Alliance characters don't die. They just get inconvenienced and then factory reset either a patch later, or an expansion later. This has always been the case and was especially bad in War Within when they do two fake out deaths with Magni and Khadgar, just to bring them back quickly. And then the only actual notable. death in the expansion is the ex Horde leader Gallywix.

The Alliance has no stakes because the Alliance playerbase can't handle anything bad happening to them. And this keeps negatively effecting the game by allowing blizzard to do bullshit like this. Magni should've died. Khadgar should've died. Gelbin should've died back in BFA instead of instantly coming back as Iron Man. Malfurion should've died countless times.

>>714601443
Garrosh wasn't evil, Sylvanas was, but she was also right that the alliance couldn't be trusted and the tree needed to be burned, everything after that is shit writing and i don't care what happened.

>>714601978
its so bad they can't even keep characters that died in war3 dead. Illadin and Muradin were both killed off in the war3 campaigns, but lol, alliance races are all secretly immortal, so they came back in wow anyway.

>>714602178
garrosh was absolutely written as evil starting with mop

>>714600652
why would you walk if you know magic? I would literally levitate everywhere in a chair because it's comfier than standing like a fucking pleb

All male MCs were replaced with females. Legit ALL but Anduin and Thrall.

>>714602440
Garrosh is weird because he's generally right about everything he says but the game wants to pretend he isn't. like his duel with Thrall in Warlords, he's right about everything he says to thrall, and thrall gets butthurt and cheats in their duel after Garrosh points out everything was Thrall's fault.
It's almost like Garrosh was self aware and hates the writers, considering he even died going "fuck this shit writing, i'd rather cease to exist than continue being in a game written by modern Blizzard".

>>714602586
The two that are in no way threatening.

>>714602463
chilling on a flying carpet seems like it'd be more comfy than a shitty wooden floating wheelchair. I don't know why crippled mages seem to forget they have flying carpets already.

>>714602586
Who are both worthless and weak now mind you.

>>714602586
you forgot Baine, although i don't know if he still counts as male after all the times he's sucked Anduin's cock and thanked the alliance for massacring camp Taurajo.

>>714602586
What about Bronzebeard?

>>714598723 (OP)
>“Metzen is back, everything will be fixed!”
spammed by blizzdrones and promptly forgotten once they got their cents

>>714602294
Which makes it all the more agonizingly annoying when they're at the fore-front of all the narrative playing cosmic power rangers. Cause they always tell you
>Oh no, Tyrande, Jaina, Alleria, all these Alliance characters are in danger!
And you know by the end of the questline nothing bad will have happened, in reality they'll just get a new power up.
Tyrande and Jaina are the worst with this

ITT people who forget Stormrage exists, the most popular mortal in the universe.

>>714603064
I want to go back to when people thought Jaina had been replaced by a Dreadlord. Blizzard rejected that idea because it would've made the story too interesting.

>>714600117
you have to have testosterone level above bare minimum to understand

>>714603054
metzen cultists are genuinely deranged

>>714603342
No one has a cult around western video game devs. People use Metzen to shitpost.
Having a cult around a vidya dev is found with asian devs

So why is Khadgar in a wheelchair being reposted like 5 times a day now (even though it's been in game for 6 months now)?
Is it a new schizo? Is it reverse psychology marketing because Midnight is getting revealed next month?

Remember what Metzen did to Star Craft 2.

>>714603469
Indians finally picked up on it thanks to twitter

>>714600117
its was a pvp realm thing. Wasnt even about the racials people didnt think that deep, slamming a humie as an orc just felt right.

>>714603469
In the new cutscenes in the new patch he is flying around the sky with it. It looks bad.

>>714603432
This entire post is a massive cope.
Blizzdrones are cultists and Metzen dicksuckers are doubly so.

>>714603614
Khadgar isn't even in the latest patch.

>>714600353
>cool races
you mean a bunch of ugly inbred subhuman freaks.

There is a very good reason blood elves are the most played horde race and it's not lore.

>>714603785
why wasn't he? was the latest patch at the top of some magical floating stairs?

why don't they give him a cooler looking wheelchair instead of a purple transparent version of a wooden wheelchair from a hospital.

>>714603831
yeah, its the two unique classes they got, that happen to be some of the most popular classes in the game.

>>714603831
they were the only horde race that could play paladin...

>>714603831
Sure sure. Okay pinkskin now bend over it's time for your hourly ganking

humiliation ritual

Metzen's the reason the game went to shit in the first place
WoD was putrid dogshit and the three expansions before it were pretty fucking bad as well when it came to story and worldbuilding. Just because WoW continued being awful going into Shadowlands didn't magically redeem the decade of putrid dogshit that preceded it

Why was Ogre never made a horde race? It's one of the most popular races in the entire franchise.

>>714604426
>Metzen's the reason the game went to shit in the first place
this this this

>wc4 was killed in favour of wow
I still haven't forgiven Blizzard or WoWfags for this.

>>714604426
>MoP
>Bad at story and worldbuilding.
MoP was the most effort they put into story and worldbuilding and it's fondly remembered for it's plot for a reason