I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

>>714629254 (OP)
kek

>>714629254 (OP)
Gets me every time.

>>714629254 (OP)
It's called a roll catch.
Don't fucking roll.

>>714629254 (OP)
I need porn of the monster with the sword... and no I don't want slutty eyes femoid stuff. I want COCK porn.

>>714629254 (OP)
>now every time a boss thrusts into the ground i think theres gonna be an upswing
>doesn't happen 99% of the time

>>714629254 (OP)
after having beat a SL1 DS3 run all i can say is the boss's are designed to fuck you over unless to dry hump them and memorize their movesets for 500 hours
bosses will rubber band snap to you even if you are on the other side of the map, it is - truly and honestly - artificial difficulty. the bosses would be too easy if you could actually roll away from them

>>714630598
>boss has a 50% chance of doing it or not with no way to tell

>>714629254 (OP)
I hate what From boss design became from DS3 onward. I'm sure some of the rot could be observed in DS2 but the game is just bad overall so its less noticeable.

>>714631703
The fucking forest guardians in DS1 DLC do this exact thing retard

>>714631796
Its not a problem at all when the bosses are varied.

>>714630489
how else am I supposed to avoid dying??