What if I like intermissions?

>>714642028 (OP)
>what if i like to watch paint dry?

>>714642028 (OP)
Good for you. I think some are good

>>714642028 (OP)
I think, at least in Mario Kart, the skill is in using items effectively (and knowing/taking shortcuts), not actually driving.
I personally don't know or like shortcuts because they feel cheaty to me, so a long straight away is right up my alley.

Then you won, seeing as how you have a 75% or greater chance that's what you wind up in with online. And you get an entire mode in Knockout Tour. You won!

Fits that a Peachfag would have no tase and eat slop.

>>714644024
hey fuck you buddy

>>714642028 (OP)
There are people who enjoy shoving bugs up their dick. There'll always be somebody who'll enjoy bathing in the cesspool.

>>714642028 (OP)
then you're wrong because a youtuber told me so!

>>714642028 (OP)
Cool. I like Bowser x Peach porn.

>>714643229
>I personally don't know or like shortcuts
so you come 24th every race?

>>714643229
>the skill is in using items effectively (and knowing/taking shortcuts), not actually driving
you would lose to someone who does both, every time

>>714642028 (OP)
What if I like licking windows?

>>714642028 (OP)
You might suffer from homosexuality.