ITT we design a remake for Super Mario Bros™

I'll start with: Tutorial level

>>714644962 (OP)
youre a young buck eh? dont lose the imagination and creativity even if no one validates it..

Okay guys, you can start laughing now because this is pretty funny

>>714645236
I'm 40

>>714644962 (OP)
>1725417063811283.png (148 KB, 1162x985)
The original file size for Super Mario Bros. was only 32 KB.

>>714644962 (OP)
WELCOME TO TUTORIAL ISLAND! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GO AND RESCUE THE PRINCESS HUH? WELL NOT WITHOUT LEARNING THE BASICS FIRST. MARIO, OUR HERO, IS QUITE THE PORTLY PLUMBER BUT HE CAN STILL PULL OFF SOME PRETTY SWEET MOVES. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO WALK TO THE RIGHT, TRY AND PRESS THE RIGHT DIRECTIONAL BUTTON NOW!

>>714644962 (OP)
Needs more yellow paint. How am I supposed to know where to go without some kinda visual cue?

>>714644962 (OP)
you already mentioned this elsewhere no one cares about the size

>>714645463
Who are you talking to, skipping-pills bro?

>>714645258
40? That's still babby. You haven't even reached retirement age yet.

>>714645620
I'm already retired

>>714644962 (OP)
Every time you step on an enemy "you're a bad person" pops up ominously at the top of the screen

>["Link: The entrance is locked. How am i now supposed to be enter the keep and save Princess Zelda™?"]
>["Player's in The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past™ are rewarded for exploration. If one way seems blocked, try going back and finding an alternate route to reach your objective. Maybe there will be some other way for Link to sneak in to the Hyrule Castle™."]
>["Link: Hmm, there's a path leading to the side of the castle. perhaps i should follow it?"]
>["In The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past™ Link has the ability to pick up items off the ground. Move over to the highlighted bush using the D-pad™ and press the A button™."]
>["Very good! Link can also throw objects he's holding in his hands. Press the A button™ again to throw the bush."]
>["Throwing objects at enemies will hurt them, and it's a good way to fend off Ganons™ evil minions. There are also heavier objects like stones that Link is not strong enough to pick up. But perhaps you will find some way to be able to lift them later?"]
>["Now you know how lifting works. Try lifting the highlighted bush for a surprise!"]
>*Achievement unlocked: Leave No Leaf Unturned - "Who knew gardening could be so rewarding?"*
>["Wow! A hole! Sometimes objects can hide secrets underneath them, like rupees, hearts, or even holes that will take you to hidden locations. Now, use the D-pad™ to move Link over the hole to travel to the next area!"]

>>714644962 (OP)
kek

>>714645849
yeah that's a nu zelda right there

>>714645346
>achievement: First Steps

>>714645849
This is just Lyn mode from FE7.

>>714645332
Is this better?

>>714646398
>21kb
Site compression is so shit it added 13kb to my 8kb image

Gotta have more fluid animations

>>714646456
Prease understand, smarru indie site, haven't updated software since 2008

maybe OP should leave Mario alone and stick to games that are so outdated they're literally impossible

>>714646539
>there are "people" who unironically prefer the right

>>714645332
Well there's the modern remake bloat for you

>>714646576
coo

>>714644962 (OP)
>Mario and Luigi are both voiced by Charles Martinet like in Super Mario Advance
>Levels from SMB The Lost Levels and SMB Special are included after you beat the game
>All content from SMB Deluxe, including level select, you vs. boo, red coins, yoshi eggs, etc.
>Super Mario All-Stars graphic option
>16:9 Widescreen
>Super Luigi Bros. mirror mode from NSMBU
>Super Mario Bros. 35 is back and selectable on the title screen
Shit I'd try it.

>>714644962 (OP)
You forgot the intro Cinematic, showing us Mario's tragic background and why he became a plumber, and how Peach is actually fighting and doesn't really need your help. "The Princess is in another Castle" is actually because she's ahead of you, you're literally cleaning up the scraps she left.

>>714646539
This crap is so bad no one considers just how much worse right would look while running up to Pspeed

>>714644962 (OP)
>Princess Peach.... Where the fuck are you?!

>>714646841
Also, she is played by Debra Wilson.