Thread 714648708

>whole pc video game market is held up by one 62 y/o fat greasy morbidly obese oily lard-filled fat ugly plump rotund circular spherical oblate egg-shaped octuple-chinned fat large voluptuous curvaceous thick sweaty fat fucking FAT JIGGLY FATASS fat lardass blubbery lardlord fat fuck blob of blubber
what happens to the industry when eats that final deluxe loaded nachos plate with salsa, /v/ros?

why you being so mean dude

How quick do you think the PC market will crash when Gabe finally dies? Do you think there is even an inkling of a chance that Steam keeps a steady course instead of fucking everything up?

>>714648708 (OP)
what's with all the gabe threads lately? some youtube eceleb uploaded a new NPC programming chip?

>>714649593
Retard do you have eyes. Look at how fucking fat this fatsack is.

he actually lost a lot of weight and is looking pretty gaunt these days

>morbidly obese
Didn't Gaben lose a lot of weight?

don't care. Gabe N appreciation thread

>>714648708 (OP)
sorry but your steam purchases bought him a shit ton of ozempic, he's not fat anymore

>>714649145
Less than a year. Some new pigfucker will introduce their version of Gamepass, changing both how the algorithm prioritizes *good* games from shilled ones. Thousands of devs will take hits or be sunk.

>>714649145
PC can survive because of GoG and piracy.

>>714649145
Depends on if the person who takes his place can retain a room-temp IQ in the presence of a literal money generator.
It's impossible to imagine the scale of the fallout that Steam being sold to retard swine execs with more olfactory neurons than brain cells but it would be horrific if not completely fatal. Gog, piracy, and a bunch of smaller launchers would arise in their place but it would be a bloodbath.

>>714649145
Whoever comes next will probably be someone who thinks similarly to Gabe. Maybe one of the other higher ups that no one talks about or some dev who's been with the company for a long time. After that it's anyone's guess. It'll just take one idiot to bring the whole thing down.

>>714652692
>>714649145
Isn't he grooming a son to take his place?

>>714650880
He's on the 'zempic. He'll be dead before December.