You chuds aren't ready for this, this will be PEAK

>>714651160 (OP)
that's a bald nig tranny

>>714651291
Yes

>>714651160 (OP)
TOTAL

NAUGHTY DOG

DEATH

>>714651306
gross, not going to play it

Peak discourse I'm sure. I'll probably have to install some extensions to block every discussion about this bullshit normie trash

why does that bald man look so smug and why is he holding an industrial sized laser comb

>2025

didn't this get pushed to 2026?

EEEEWWWW WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION

>not even the shitpost threads can gain any traction
oof

>>714651160 (OP)
What in God's name is that jewish tagline?

>>714651160 (OP)
>2025
zero chance

>>714651291
im pretty sure they're a seanig though

The trailer for this game was super cool until they showed the protagonist lol. Also a bummer that it's not really a space game and you crash land on some derelict planet, stuck there the whole game.

>>714651160 (OP)
>bald protagonist
>wields a giant comb

>>714651160 (OP)
Who are they thinking will buy this?

>>714654363
yeah it's really retarded that they thought they were being clever about that, might as well have given a black chick an afro pick

>>714651160 (OP)
>The suffering of generations must be endured to achieve our divine end.

>>714651160 (OP)
I hope it's going to be a PS exclusive just to see psniggers desperately try to defend it

>>714654762
>I hope it's going to be a PS exclusive
Literally the only reason for consoles to exist is this, keeping shit away from PC.

>>714651160 (OP)

>>714651160 (OP)
>the suffering of generations must be endured to achieve our divine end
that's got to be one of the shittiest, least cachy lines they could come up with

>>714654992
You just don't understand good writing.

>>714654484
>>714654992
oy vey stop nooticing

>>714651160 (OP)
Thats a man.

>>714651160 (OP)
>INTERGALACTIC: THE HERETIC PROPHET
The most unintentionally generic title ever, it's like they took a page from the Bungie playbook of "let's just write down random religious-sounding words and it'll be deep because it's actually a sci-fi game"
And don't even get me started on whatever the fuck that text at the top is supposed to be, I'll just say it's infuriating, Darkest Dungeon-tier clueless blabber that just tries to sound as cool and striking as possible while saying absolutely nothing that appeals to only the most low IQ retards

Did the laser comb burn his hair off?

>>714651160 (OP)
>start game
>opening credits roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g

>>714651160 (OP)
It's the same neil druckman story though.

>>714651160 (OP)
peak whoaskedcore

>>714655426
It means absolutely nothing and I can't wait to never think about it ever again after it's released.
The only thing I'm curious about is who they'll blame for it. The chuds (who did nothing), straight white men, or "the rich".

Peak cringe.

>>714655426
>Darkest Dungeon-tier
darkest dungeon is kino though

>>714651160 (OP)
Souls like slop but with bald black boss gurl vs aliens. PEAK slop

> game "borrows heavily" from Akira
> it's red jackets and motorcycles and red neon instead of WE'RE HARNESSING THE DIVINE ENERGY OF INFINITE HUMAN POTENTIAL WE'RE SPLITTING A CHILD INTO PORTABLE JARS WE'RE SPLITTING OURSELVES LIKE ATOM WE'RE COMPRESSING OUR BEING INTO A GALAXY ALL OF WHICH REMAINS IS A DOT THAT FADES IN YOUR PALMS WE'RE GOING FROM TETSUO TO TETSUO THE IRON MAN WE THINK A BIT HARDER THAN USUAL AND THE WORLD COLLAPSES WE'RE SUSPENDING THE DYSFUNCTIONAL PARLIAMENTARIAN GOVERNMENT WE OUT THERE DOING BAD SHIT
If you haven't watched/read it, you'd think it's all bikers doing sick stunts and shit.

>>714655719
It's just mimicking Lovecraft and doing a terrible job of it.

>>714651160 (OP)
>Castrated homosexual ugliest dilators

>>714655848
>vs aliens
Watch it be 90% humans or humanoids. The other 10$ will be dog-like quadrupeds

>>714654180
>stuck there the whole game
I doubt it

You're really stupid if you're betting on this one flopping

>>714657713
lol

>>714651160 (OP)
/v/ is the only place I see this game discussed. Everyone else just forgot about it

>>714657713
TLOU was a successful franchise because Neil had tard wranglers.
this is a new franchise, only faggots who worshipped tlou2 will buy Kikemann's next slopfest of a game.

>>714651160 (OP)
Yeah it will be PEAK financial failure that will serve as a convenient excuse to get rid of Druckmann. The chief rabbi of Israel will be so disgusted with his failure that he will use his Jew magic to suck the dollar bills out of Druckmann's bloodstream, turning him into a dry husk that crumbles to dust after a few short moments. His death will serve as a warning to the other chosen people that G-d only loves winners. Maybe he should have killed a few thousand goyim with the jawbone of an ass!

>>714657713
Lmao

Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic
Intergalactic planetary
Planetary intergalactic

>, this will be PEAK
It won't

>>714659719
you should realy be playing the guy who is an actual actor

>>714652794
It's likely coming out in 2027. Schreier said before TGA that the games (witcher 4 and intergalactic) would be years away. And shortly after, Druckmann said in an interview that he doesn't really know what the final game will look like and he's still figuring it out.
2026 PS5 games are Saros, Wolverine and Marvel Tokkon

Not subtle enough
It should be named "A epic struggle between the children of the stars and the children of the void"

>>714660158
*an

>>714658867
>Semperians are jews.
This guy is truly creative bakrupt.

>>714658867
ANOTHER DIMENSION ANOTHER DIMENSION ANOTHER DIMENSION ANOTHER DIMENSION

>this will sell our game

>sword game
When we already have other sword games WITH proper gameplay trailers

>>714659719
Dogshit plot desu, druckman can only ruin things

>singlehandedly kills your love for 80's sci-fi

>>714651160 (OP)
non-buy-nary for me

>>714656101
Don't tell them that Akira isn't just about bikes and jackets.

>>714659719
>player character is the only one that doesn't look cool

>>714651160 (OP)
Kisame... we're not buying.

>>714651160 (OP)
Any interest this game couldv'e had is killled by having a bald bitch as the character
Women should never not have hair