Here’s what chuds aren’t getting - Nintendo has been releasing the launch library for the Switch 2 for the past couple of years, on a system that wasn’t *quite* able to play them yet.

The moment I realized we couldn’t play the new Zelda games in 60fps, I was out. I have literally sat and waited for 7 years to be able to play Breath of the Wild PROPERLY. Same with all of their new shit. The switch was okay, but I hated how it chugged on games and really hated how shitty it looked on a nice big OLED TV.

But no more. I feel like a kid again getting a Super Nintendo for the first time. Everything feels new, and I fired up Mario Wonder today on a whim and was BLOWN AWAY. Holy shit that game is fun. It’s the exact game that if you took my child ass retard self and showed them and said - this is Mario Brothers in the future, it would have completely made sense.

I’ve got all a whole library of AAA Nintendo titles to dive into, and I think this is why the system is selling so fast. Because we know we can finally play our fucking games.

Also - I can’t believe I fell for the FUD at first. Mario Kart World is spectacular fun, unsure what the sweaties are complaining about.

>>714651217 (OP)
1 new game the rest is tendie cope that everyone got to experience years earlier

>>714651217 (OP)
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Oops, sorry

>>714651373

>”experience”
> 30 fps, 1080p

Yes, good for you anon. I’m glad you got to ‘experience’ the games I’m playing at 4k 60fps for the first time. I’m glad I waited, and as a result the Switch 2 has the best launch library I’ve ever seen

>>714651217 (OP)
Holy shit I'd be so pissed even if this shit came free with the switch 2.

I bet those faggots charge money for these games lmao

For me it's backend

>>714651671
You’d be pissed if the Switch 2 came with 8 awesome games? Wow I think you should honestly see someone anon, because you seem to be clinically depressed if even a double handful of amazing and magical games can’t spark any joy in you. I’m glad I have a Switch 2, but I’m mostly glad I’m not you.

Because that would be awful.

>>714651637
reading is hard i know

>>714651709
Tell me more please. I need to be educated I guess

>>714651832
Reading isn’t hard at all when you’re playing on a proper system, and proper screen. But I’m guessing you had compromised shitty experiences on last gen hardware instead of being patient and waiting for Switch 2.

>>714651637
>4k 60
anon i need you to sit down or this one

>>714651637
emulator chads actually played these games in 4k 60 while you get upscaled 1080p

>>714652156
OP here, I won’t even argue with you, pirating Nintendo is always ethical because even though they hold a special place in my heart and I love their shit - they have been an evil bastard through history.

That being said, I’ve got a modded GBA, GameCube, plus carts for my SNES and NES too. I’ll eventually get a modded Wii too. I never got into the Switch modding cycle but I bet it’s cool af. As far as running switch games on a proper battle station, it’s hard to believe that Switch emulation is better than just playing it on a Switch 2, but maybe it is - haven’t checked.

In any case, it’s worth the money to me to just kick it in my living room on a new console.

>>714651810
>worst Mario Kart
>shitty plastic remake of Link's Awakening
>empty open world Zelda
>Astro Bot reskin
>MercurySteam
>NSMB clone #69420
>shitty plastic remake of Mario RPG
>empty open world Zelda with Minecraft
>no enhancements for Fire Emblem Three Houses
>no enhancements for third party titles

>>714652304

> inability to feel joy
> inability to find happiness in anything
> feels constantly miserable inside
> unable to face own misery
> must project toxicity outward
> must attempt to desperately blame the outside world for how he feels inside
> as a result everything is bad.
> because otherwise he’d have to acknowledge something is wrong with him
> takes list of 8 great games and works hard until he finds something to criticize
> this is the only thing that lights up his sad diseased brain anymore:
> seething online.


Honest anon, I’d rather just play Switch 2. But I hope you get the help you need

>>714651217 (OP)
FUCKING KEK

It's absolutely stacked in third-parties with more to come in the future (Patapon, Elden Ring, likeley the other EDF games, etc.). Switch 2 also makes the third-paries that suffered of technical issues on the first Switch actually playable this time.

In short, it's a great gamin system that I can fully concentrate on without relying on anything else