Cutman is quite possibly the definitive Mega Man villain. Sure, very few things about him make sense. For instance, who the hell brings scissors to gunfight, especially one against a boy in a *metal* suit? And can someone explain the physics behind scissor boomerangs to me? Regardless, Cutman delivers everything his name promises. His name, costume, and attack have that certain synergy that every memorable Robot Master has. Besides, if you ever played the original Mega Man game, this was the first boss you ever beat. If you claim otherwise, you're either a liar or a sick fuck.
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7/6/2025, 9:05:37 AM
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>>714652638 (OP)
I always go for Fire Man and I think that's who I killed first when I played, can confirm I am a sick fuck
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7/6/2025, 9:11:40 AM
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>>714656676
>>714652638 (OP)
He's definitely the most iconic and I think he personifies that kind of silliness that differentiates Classic from X
Also he's in like half the levels in Mega Man Maker
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7/6/2025, 9:33:18 AM
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>>714652638 (OP)
>For instance, who the hell brings scissors to gunfight
bro you walked into his house
which is lined with guns
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7/6/2025, 9:54:05 AM
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>>714652638 (OP)
>>714654653
It's Guts Man you fucking aboriginals.
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7/6/2025, 9:54:21 AM
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>>714652638 (OP)
Everyone knows SCISSORS beats ROCKma- oh wait
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7/6/2025, 10:01:32 AM
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>"FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! I'M REALLY COOKING! MY FLAMES OF JUSTICE BURN HOTLY! EVIL BEWARE! OH YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! I'M GONNA ROAST YOU! YO DARN VARNMITS! FIRE! FIRE! AHAHAHA! I'M ON FIRE! AHAHAHAHA! FIRE! I'M REALLY COOKING! REALLY COOKING! FIRE! FLAMES! BURNING! ASHES! MY FLAMES OF JUSTICE BURN HOTLY! YOU EVIL DUOERS SHALL FACE MY FURY! EVIL BEWARE! FOR I'M FIREMAN! OH YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! FIRE!! I'M GONNA ROAST YOU! YO DARN VARNMITS! FIRE!"
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7/6/2025, 10:13:07 AM
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>>714652638 (OP)
he's definitely the best punster
