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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:04:14 PM No.714671347
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Despite everything, I still think this is the best Mario Kart game.
It just feels good to play. It's fun to drive. It's Mario 64 style. There's rails and tricks and it's Tony Hawk. I just wish the races weren't decided by who held the best items by the end.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:13:38 PM No.714671874
remind me about this game in 2 years when they add meaningful content to the open world, flesh out the intermission tracks with event modifiers and apologize for their lazy filler roster.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:18:01 PM No.714672139
>>714671874
Can we at least agree that Goomba, Monty Mole, and Rocky Wrench are good
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:19:20 PM No.714672221
>$80 for a game with less content that's less good than its immediate predecessor
>Need to by $500 console with nogames to even try it

The age of unfinished game releases must end. DLC and title updates are cringe.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:20:54 PM No.714672324
>>714672221
technically has more content it's just that a lot of the content is boring
202 routes
knockout tour is fun at least
but anyway, 8dx had 96 courses you can't really expect that. maybe 48 would be good to shoot for though.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:28:16 PM No.714672769
>>714672221
>that's less good
and by the way i think this is also untrue
the thing about 7 and 8 is that they, unlike the really great mario karts like Double Dash, Wii, and DS, don't really have a central gameplay conceit. You're not *doing* anything other than driving. In Double Dash and DS you're snaking and in Double Dash you're managing your special items, and in Wii you're doing wheelies and turning really sharp and it's fun. World has something similar with the tricks and rails and wallriding, you're usually *doing something* or at least planning something while you're driving. In 7 and 8 you mostly just drive. It makes them forgettable. Also 8DX's massive tracklist is kinda tarnished by the fact that the booster course levels look like mobile game dogshit.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:31:05 PM No.714672952
>>714672769
>In 7 and 8 you mostly just drive
That's actually what made 8 the best (7 didn't have the track design to be best). Games are better with a dash of elegant simplicity instead of being filled with basement dweller incel tech. It's the same reason why only creepy pedos still prefer melee while everyone else rightfully moved on from it.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:39:06 PM No.714673460
>>714672139
i think those are great additions and goomba should have been in earlier. but the animals, snowman and coin purse would have served better as a DLC or promotional characters. fishbone and pokey do not deserve to see the light of day.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:50:43 PM No.714674132
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>>714673460
Eh Pokey's fine imo that's like a real creature people like
these are my thoughts on the NPC drivers
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:53:22 PM No.714674308
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>>714671347 (OP)
>sells you a $100 game
>forces a patch a week later that makes the gameplay fundamentally worse that most people stop playing it
how is this legal
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:57:23 PM No.714674562
>>714674132
why the fuck does koopa troopa get costume privileges but not dry bones who has been a series staple since DS
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:59:36 PM No.714674694
>>714671347 (OP)
>It just feels good to play
Drifting feels like shit. Worse than double dash
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 3:59:53 PM No.714674706
>>714671874
>meaningfull content
Its a game tho.
Being a dick aside, would those optional mission suddenly be fun too you if you unlocked cars or whatever with them?
If so, you dont like video games, you like the reward system.

I dunno where my stance is on the openworld. On the one hand I played it for hours on end having a lot of fun on the other hand I'm at 200 out of 400 now and having too search for them made me accept I will never do all of them and thats lame, but on the OTHER side of my retarded coin, finding a mission now fires my dopamine to a lovely degree, way more then "setting marker, going there, do mission and repeat" other games in the genre do.

I get people dislike it, but its not bad, just a taste thing.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:00:28 PM No.714674745
>>714674694
how
the only criticism i can think of here is no inside drift, which was already gutted in 8 anyway
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:09:27 PM No.714675229
Reminder that the only reason half the "cast" is there is because they had to put them in the game to make the Kamek item work, and since they were already in the game fuck it lets just throw them on the roster.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:15:37 PM No.714675557
>>714671874
!RemindMe 2 years
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:18:22 PM No.714675713
>>714675229
I actually think it's the other way around. They came up with the filler characters idea first to create the illusion of a roster in order to preserve as many big name slots for DLC as possible as a calculated business decision. And then somebody realised they could make an actual item out of it too
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:18:26 PM No.714675714
>>714674706
why create an open world game if youre not going to utilize it in any meaningful way? boss races/battles, track builder and npc interactions/events would make the open world feel alive. this was supposed to be their killer app that justified a price increase and brings the initial momentum of the switch2 but it feels like they did not finish the game in time, flipped npc and track obstacles assets into racers and sold it at $80/$500
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:19:53 PM No.714675803
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>>714672952
> It's the same reason why only creepy pedos still prefer melee while everyone else rightfully moved on from it.
The irony is that everyone rightfully moved on from MK8 once World came out.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:21:40 PM No.714675905
>>714672324
>8dx had 96 courses you can't really expect that
True, not if they want to put Tony Hawk rails on every map.
>>714672769
8's gimmick was the anti gravity but it amounted to nothing special. The lack that stuff made the game more accessible and you focus on the little things like using mini turbos to get shortcuts. I agree with you on the poor quality of the assets for most of the DLC courses.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:22:06 PM No.714675936
>>714674132
i agree with this except for nabbit. he seems like a perfect choice the game
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:22:28 PM No.714675965
>>714675803
See this is what I'm talking about
People talk about "the fun police" in World but this would absolutely be a legit shortcut in that game
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:23:37 PM No.714676027
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>>714672221
>$80 for a game with less content that's less good than its immediate predecessor
Why do 8snoys love lying so much?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:25:06 PM No.714676126
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>>714675965
It's worse in world because when you get unfairly lakitu'd you lose your items.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:26:37 PM No.714676220
>>714675803
This is a pretty niche example because you can see it's a legitimate ground shortcut and it has more to do with the game hating you landing on walls. It's still ridiculous.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:26:44 PM No.714676224
>>714676126
Still think it's better. Combines the short recovery time of 8 with the actual consequences of every other game, plus you get the boost after landing again.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:28:08 PM No.714676321
>>714675965
https://youtu.be/38YBwjj7__A?si=Dqzwmzv60cyuVZEY
Mario Circuit is pretty cool right noe
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:29:32 PM No.714676434
>>714676126
Although it's still egregious in this webm at least what the player is doing makes zero gameplay sense. Like he's only slowing himself down so it's not like he's losing out on anything. However there are some legit fun police moments, for example in Boo Cinema there's one right at the start
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:30:02 PM No.714676470
>>714676321
I wish Koopa Beach had as much effort put into it as Mario Circuit
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:31:55 PM No.714676576
>>714675803
Actually isn't that 200cc? Seems kind of strange to make the 8 criticism a feature that isn't even present in world.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:32:44 PM No.714676621
>>714676576
so what? the issue isn't the cc it's the lakitu trigger
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:36:42 PM No.714676849
>>714675803
>faggot cornball got punished for trying to cheese his way through a mushroom shortcut with "tech"
Good. Ironically this post too shows why 8 is superior to World.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:37:45 PM No.714676908
>>714676621
The issue is the CC because you probably couldn't attempt that jump if it was a lower CC.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:39:46 PM No.714677039
>>714676849
>still clinging onto old games
Creepy pedo detected. Move on.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:41:16 PM No.714677137
>>714677039
Only underage call last gen "old games" you have to be 18 to post here
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:41:43 PM No.714677175
>>714677039
>trying to copy me without understanding why it worked when I said it
You lost.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:41:48 PM No.714677179
>>714677137
Keep coping, 8fag
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:44:27 PM No.714677351
>>714676027
>snoy
>playing mario kart 8 (a nintendo game)
Let me guess, you're going to tell me that I'm "Eric" and that I lost and got raped if I dare to criticize Mario Kart World in any way.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:00 PM No.714677391
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could there be a lamer meta mario and kart
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:45:34 PM No.714677418
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>>714677391
yes
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:46:13 PM No.714677459
>>714671347 (OP)
It will be the best Mario Kart once they add little Pauline to the game.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:46:40 PM No.714677486
>>714677351
Snoys will pretend to be disgruntled Nintendo fans by smearing current releases using old games as ammo.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:46:51 PM No.714677498
>>714677137
It’s an eleven year old game dude. It’s entering middle school this year
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:46:54 PM No.714677504
>>714677418
I miss the days of smoking Metal Mario tryhards as Honey Queen in 7. I also miss Honey Queen in general.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:47:28 PM No.714677532
>No podium cutscene when you win a cup
80 Dollars by the way, Mario fans have no standards.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:48:01 PM No.714677568
>>714677498
>8 gets to be the only MK game for 11 years because open world slop takes so long to make
>everyone hates all the open world elements in World so much they have to drop a patch to force people to engage with it against their will
What a great use of dev time
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:48:41 PM No.714677606
>>714677391
WaluWiggler
Yoshi Scoot
Blooper at least is a kart and not some park ride or 1st grader's transportation.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:51:49 PM No.714677786
>>714675713
kamek creating obstacles is much much harder to implement than just changing the character. so it must be other way.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:52:49 PM No.714677843
>>714677532
Wii was the last game with that though, the later ones are just driving to a finish line or replays.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:55:20 PM No.714677991
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>>714674562
Koopa Troopa has been playable since the Snes game.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 4:55:54 PM No.714678023
>>714677843
I miss that shit dawg, even the new Sonic game will have it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qR7Fpy24xxI
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:11:11 PM No.714679113
>>714677391
>so many neat new designs and old favorites
>the fucking prius is the meta one
i miss when meta karts at least looked cool.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:13:21 PM No.714679254
>>714677991
Okay what about shyguy
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:13:49 PM No.714679279
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>>714679113
The only time the meta ever looked cool was in DS and arguably Wii.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:30:25 PM No.714680350
>>714677391
I usually use Toadette and this is annoying. I've been rocking swim Daisy.

I miss using Toadette and the Magikruiser. It was fun cheesing Funky Kongs online with off-road shit.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:33:10 PM No.714680521
free cosmetic updates when

more colorways for the karts as well, like the cute scoot having 8
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:36:40 PM No.714680779
>>714680521
i don't like how goomba's standard kart is blue while his pipe frame is brown. both should be brown.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:41:09 PM No.714681108
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>>714680350
>Toadettefags picking the same 2 courses over and over when the other 30 work against them (Arguably even Shy Guy Beach favors bagging cheese over any actual skill or bike choice)
I never got Mario Kart "antimeta" players, it's just a contrarian flavor of tryharding except far more limited.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:45:47 PM No.714681427
>>714673460
>>714672139
You guys don't get it. It wasn't a choice between getting Goomba or Diddy Kong, it was Goomba or nothing. These racers are playable because they were created as part of the Kamek item. Later in development, they decided that they might as well make them selectable from the menu since they already made all the animations. And the Kamek item only exists in the first place because all of the enemies you turn into were already modeled to be used as environmental hazards. This is why they don't have costumes. As playable characters, they were a last minute additions that cost literally 0 development time. If you're offended by their presence and wish the roster was smaller, I guess I understand. But all this complaining carries the undertone that you believe you were robbed of something. You weren't.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:46:44 PM No.714681498
>>714681427
I was robbed of Dry Bones alts since he's classed as a shitmob.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:48:10 PM No.714681593
>>714680779

always thought they should just let us pick the colors

theyre already there, a little more options would be cool. if i want to put DK on the light blue Pipe Frame why not?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:50:41 PM No.714681779
>>714680521
MK8 got literally 10 years of uninterrupted post-launch support. Granted, this took the form of two separate retail releases that each had a season pass, but still. I do not believe this is Mario Kart World's final form.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:53:52 PM No.714681998
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>>714681779

You're right im just impatient lel

DK AND Pauline having only one costume each just seems like a deliberate wink wink on near future support

i know it's concept artwork but here's touring pauline with the rest of the touring girls 1:1 of how they look in-game
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:56:59 PM No.714682230
>>714674562
because dry bones is just a model swap of koopa troopa to begin with. he's a bitch and should know his place
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:57:17 PM No.714682246
>>714681427
i was robbed of quality racers
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:59:25 PM No.714682406
hope this shit enjoys its last remaining days until sonic crossworlds is out kek
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:00:26 PM No.714682476
>It's fun to drive.

> Go online
> People try to NOT drive and are just spasticly jumping on wall and rails

Nah bro this aint it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:03:02 PM No.714682678
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>>714682230
>Koopa Troopa
>cucked by Wario immediately after his debut
>Dry Bones makes it into DS alone
Koopa was always filler.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:25:26 PM No.714684383
>>714680350
>I miss using Toadette and the Magikruiser
For me, it was Baby Luigi and the Magikruiser. I feel like the average player didn't realize that there were several decent option besides Daisy and Funky back when Wii was alive. Baby Luigi took me to max VR.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:38:10 PM No.714685453
>>714671347 (OP)
World shits all over 8 it's not even funny.
This place is just contrarian land so of course we have to pretemd the newest entry is bad and the last one was the last good one. Happens everytime, but especially with Nintendo games
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:43:18 PM No.714685926
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>>714677391
It's always like this. Every MK game has had a dominant meta combo. The difference is, with 8, that combo changed several times because of balance patches. I would expect the baby blooper to be nerfed in the near future.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:43:45 PM No.714685961
>>714675803
lel 8 almost never fills up the rooms while Knockout Tour (24 players) is full at all times even with the smalleer install base.
Are the people moving to 8 in the room with us?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:44:32 PM No.714686049
>>714685453
Hey, buddy, I still think 8/8D are boring as fuck, and the only redeeming factor of 7 was download play. World looks like an improvement, but it doesn't look like a console seller (to me).
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:51:04 PM No.714686673
>>714685961
This is correct. The consistent response to MKW has been universal praise for Knockout Tour. This is effectively main mode. The entire game was developed around it, a tremendous amount of work was put into making it popular. And it paid off, because it's overwhelmingly more popular.
This highlights a clear divide between the Mario Kart "competitive community" and the rest of the playerbase. All they want to do is race on MKW's 30 standard tracks. They completely reject the *200* other tracks included in the game, which the majority of players are actually racing on exclusively.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:00:10 PM No.714687479
>>714685961
That post was making fun of the 8fags coping. People just played it because it was the newest game, and now that it's not anymore only a fringe group of autists defend it.