Last day.
Get in. Race. Seethe at being raped over the gravel.
MD7 N9J
time to be racists fuckos.
>>714684346I don't fucking want, I already that game for a decade faganon. It's MKWorld's time.
>>714684346Why can't you just make your own Wii thread?
What do you gain by this? No one is going to fall for such divisionary tactics.
>>714684346I don't want to, I already played that for a decade faganon. It's MKWorld's turn.
2/24
aaaaaawllllright. it's begun.
/v/aggots need to wake up and get in.
>>714684278 (OP)These lobbies are too sweaty for me. Also someome kept picking Rainbow Road yesterday.
>>714686314the sweats are asleep atm, its just me and one guy. and we doin battle atm
I suck at battles
And IAs are stupid
>>714687157learn to carry Slav.
Need to rest hands for a bit give me 2 mins.
curse of getting old and all that
Fuck off with your fucking ship
>>714688506i need wrench. i'll vote something new when i get him.
>>714688960Did you get him? I saw people turn into Rocky Wrenches.
>>714684346I don't know how to even set that up because I'm not tech savvy.. Rather play the latest game out instead.
Iโm only here to say I like daisyโs ass in the op
>>714689487no and i';m fucking pisseed. 3rd fucking time i lost out at minimum.
was only so far back due to being hit prior to the canon despite having 3 fucking bananas up
>get invited to a gamechat in at the beginning of a race
>throws off my whole race
AHHHHHH
I don't have a switch 2, does anyone stream this? Would be fun to have on in the background
>hit nautical AND candy
>no effect they keep going just fine
>get hit and come to a complete stop
faggot cheating niggers
get better net.
>battle mode with this low amount of players
are you trying to kill the lobby
>>714690482There are 2 regulars who stream this when rooms fill up, Thurler @ yuzukisensei ttv and Starman25 @ SuperStarman25 ttv
none of them seem to be around atm probably cause itโs so early in the day
>leading with like 13 points
>suddenly get hunted down by everyone
>koโd
Very upsetting. Why do you hurt me so?
>>714692431They kinda hate yellow here
Stop hitting your own teammates faggot.
>>714692431welcome to my life every match.
niggers are always up my arse.
>>714692545you will drive in opposite and like it!
hole
md5: c0219f9c48a664ecd358f02868b21358
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>>714690482>>714692178can probably go live in a moment for 3-5 hours for kicks
>>714684278 (OP)Good afternoon /v/ros. Back from church and lunch with family. MKW time
>>714694039we got plenty of room so hop in.
fuck off with the mirror mode.
Just a heads up to whoever is hosting, block PWNY so they can't join your room in the future, they're the faggot who picks rainbow road every time.
>>714694516shut up faggot, KWU wasn't there last night doing it, you're the only common denominator
>>714694320OK I'll pick from now on rainbow road
FUCK RAINBOW ROAD
FUCK MIRROR MODE
Is RR the new koopa beach?
candy plays like such a douchebag
>>714695289if only rainbow road was this short
I wish there were more color options for the karts, burgertoad only has like one cart that it looks great with and it's not optimal.
RAINBOW ROAD RAINBOW ROAD RAINBOW ROAD RAINBOW ROAD RAINBOW ROAD RAINBOW ROAD
Rainbow Road counter at 2
>>714695657It's really weird that they gave Peach a pink sport bike in the movie, yet the only game where she can actually use one is Mario Kart Wii.
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>>714690482Ok live feed up for watchers
https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25
watch for room updates only if full
>>714695657>mario kart tour had like 5 different skins for cars >none of that was brought inI will literally sell my nutsack for black and gold b-dasher and mario colors b-dasher
see you fags thought the RR was real funny, but it won't be after 6 more rainbow roads you'll be sick of it too
I really hope this game gets dlc karts and bikes
the selection feels so small after mario kart 8 and tour to an extent
doing tricks in the air doesn't boost your speed adhd fag
>>714695657Nintendo and options/customization mix along like oil & water
>>714696313but toad looks so happy when he does them
>>714696313you get stickers if you do lots of tricks
>>714696313fuck you nigger I like pressing buttons
>>714695289no airship is.
>>714696693they hated him because he told them the truth
I'm here to take names and hold my position at last place. Put me in coach.
starman.
You're a real lad for takin the blue off me.
Good work.
>>714696693Airship is an actual good track thoughever
intermission intermission rainbow road intermission
>>714697671intermissions rock as long as they aren't water intermissions. all water sections in this game blow poop out of a dog's butt
>>714697489CURSE MY HIGHER ACCELERATION FOR USING THE PIPE FRAME
Is there some tactic i'm not aware of to avoid getting completely rekt by items and always ending up in 16th place by mid race no matter where i'm at beforehand?
>>714698412You are either ahead of the pack to avoid the gangbang or you stay behind until the last 30sec of the race and sprint ahead with the golden mushroom
>>714698603staying behind till the last 30 seconds doesn't work if you're already knocked to the back of the pack. can we turn bots offf please?
>>714698747>i need my basic bitch maps to thoughtlessly raceno. you'll do mirror to prove you earned first. not just route memorising tracks.
>>714698864Did I hear more Rainbow Road?
just so everyone knows fangfox is the host constantly picking mirror mode
worst host of all time, please somebody deliver us from these bots. also the RRer is Candy, the other two people were saying were doing it are gone
>>714698864Show 3 star mirror on gp and knockout first to prove what your saying nigger.
Can we do team? could be fun if we are full
>final item of the final lap
>17th
>>>>super horn
>>714698939I'm fine with rainbow road. I just want my wrench first.
>>714698970>he cant out race the AISkill issue.
>>714698992might make a vid capture of it later.
but till then you can stay mad.
bros we're losing to a snowman in the stellar sled
>>714699661Host is a faggot.
I donโt mind the cpus, races would feel empty with less than 24 players or 12 desu
I can never take shortcuts properly in this track
>swap to mach bike
>immediately do way better
these karts need some balancing, or we need more good karts. toad looks retarded on the mach bike
I'd rather do 50 or 100 over this mirror stuff
bring back the intermission, I don't know any of these tracks
Lot of you guys doing tricks and taking shortcuts
>>714699659candy stole my entire style :(
Lads how do I get up on the pipe at the beginning of this track
>>714698970>believing shitposters
>Host talks big about getting good yet placed 11th.
KWAB.
>getting heemed out the arse
>cant even pick up an item
>kamek into wrench
>meanwhile i always head to the back to ensure people dont miss a spawn
cool
fucking great.
i need food anyways.
ass cunts.
>wii thread only has 6 players
well, are you happy /v/? you sided with the 80 dollar game over the free and better game.
man i really want to unlock coinpurse guy
>people using the baby characters
>knockout
gigastupid, people will have to wait
>>714700686Sorry you're mad that other people are having fun i guess.
>>714700797Babychads are based.
Knockout is only good if you are alone
>no shrooms in last box
>lose
>>714700798>chud doesn't know how to play routes so he wants to just pick 3-lap airship fortress and dandelion depths forever
>>714701457welcome to mario kart
Heeey! number 5! woooo i think that's my best so far on veekends. let's gooooo
22/24 players
We filling up lads
Me when I do well in knockout tour
>play bagout tour
>bag
>win
simple as
>mfw siding with the 80 dollar game over the free and better* game
I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD I LOVE RAINBOW ROAD
Reminder that rainbow road is a reddit track and you should feel embarrassed for picking it
>>714701754Mario Kart Wii was 50โฌ
Rainbow road is like the only track that discourages bagging, git gud
>>714701761It's kind of growing on me, it's better than the water heavy tracks certainly
Come on epstein island let's go!
>>714702215the truth that baby blooper chuds don't want to hear
200c can't come fast enough/V/ros
>turning Koopa Beach into a one lap
You are a sicko
>>714702269the lobby filled up faster than my ex wife at a golden corral. am i right fellas? i miss my fat ex wife so much
Playing this game is so hard because I keep wanting to jerk off to the girls
>intermission tracks suck!
>everyone keeps picking them
nice going you tards
>from 4th to 20th in the last lap
fml
>>714702963I think intermissions are fun
Comms error and now a full lobby. FFS
>>714700182This was back at Bowser's castle, right? I try to jump on the wall early and then jump to the pipe around the spot where the angle in the wall changes.
>>714702185free* and better** game
>>714695510im telling you we should've gotten snes rainbow road
>>714703049I always struggle with wall jumps, I always end up going into a skid
i fucking love being in the top 5 the whole race and then getting dunked on before the finish lap
>>714702963>he bought into fagtuber rage baitersno one believes this shit.
Why do you?
People do like intermissions.
Anyone going 'muh random for 3 laps' is a tard.
Go back and actually play 8. It was ALWAYS 50% random picks...then you had people choosing donut plains 3 or yoshi circuit.
You can't assign order to chaos.
>>714684346Nobody plays FunkyBike in 2025
I might almost come in last, but at least i had fun
>>71470303623/24
check streamfag for room status
>>714695924
Stop picking this track. It makes me hungry
>>714703272>holding a top 5 position in the last lap in bagio kart
>>714703308Back in, thank you.
I got to go blow some huge mud into the toirlet vros i'll be back in a bit
>>714684278 (OP)Who makes these?
e52
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well that really stops my whistle, if you know what i mean
Got your ass dolphin bitch
>>714703308Just filled in as the 24th. The real fun begins now
>>714703354you cant bag properly in the 3 lap courses, especially not a course like sundae
I screwed up my drift. I could have gotten first thanks to the lightning.
>>714703391youโre welcome
WHO PUT COWS ALL OVER THE FUKCING TRACK
I'll pick the airship to bowsers castle intermission until it gets picked
>>714703972Bit rude to refer to rosalina as a cow, donโtโcha think?
I LOVE missing all items boxes haha
>>714704037I pick airship until I leave the lobby
>shockdodge with mega
>deflect blue shell with horn
>1st
CANโT STOOP THE KOOP
In the start menu, what does the little gold whistle beside someone's name mean?
Anybody knows which intermissions has stuff like the boat and helicopter you can ride in are?
>>714704475That means they're the current host, whoever decides the rules.
>Aniki is now playing Mario Kart World
What, is he too good for us now
i hate every single one of you
>It's another getting shocked after last set of item box episode
>>714704382>miss the last box before the end line>lose 10 spots because everyone is using mushroom or fucking you up
I wanted last place but I'll take first as a constellation prize.
>another comms error
Thanks Mario Kart, very cool!
(Literally makes no sense either because someone else is playing on the same wi-fi and not getting Comms errors)
>>714703421it was all air, i'm back
>squished during the final turn
can you faggots pick an actual course
>>714705282Didn't you drive into me?
love how nintendo made it so you can't troll niggas with the mega mushroom like in wii so based
How is dry bones doing that?
>>714705328I might have, I was trying to eke out the last bit of my gold shroom
GOT LIGHTNING'D AFTER ITEM BOX AWARD
>>714705504Holy shit, 2 daisyโs
Oh a qhock right at the end? Oh man so original! So funny haha!
Ok time to go downtown and harass women with my friends, have a great day everyone!
>>714705297We literally never do dk pass or cheep cheep falls
Are costumes gonna be dlc or microtransactions?
WOW WOW A SHOCK AGAIN WOW SO HECKIN COOL
whoever used that kamek is fucking evil
>bounce off someone while in air
>lose all forward momentum
Who thought that was good
>>714705917Guess iโm evil now
>>714706065Transforms everyone into a sexy little girl
LIGHTNING'D AFTER ITEM BOX AGAIN
INCREDIBLE INCREDIBLE
>candy switched to his meta loadout
ggs
Fuck you and your stupid horn, candy
what is this retard spamming
>>714706901Oh good it wasn't just on our thread.
>>714707086>ourWhere the fuck else is this guy spamming porn and weird shit
REDFAGGOTS STOP HITTING YOUR OWN TEAMMATES
>>714707201it's likely eric or ngtranny doing their seethe shittery
again.
I need to poop but I want to play
what do
>>714707690Bitch it's portable
Comms error for me to finish. GGs /V/ros. Sorry Bloooo team.
See you next week.
>>714707690Poo your pants
>>714707501>jackpot and codename being the absolute biggest faggots alive
>>714707989hey buddy fuck you too
23/24 players, open spot available
another day another full lobby in Mario kart world meanwhile the wiisnoy thread and the wiisnoys struggle to get more than 5 people going in their lobbies
and that's with the pcpoor jeet advantage. eric lost
>>714708380hey stop trying to force a war here man we're just playing video games
>>714708514Why would you even reply to such blatant bait anon?
It's clearly eric false flagging.
he's the only one to use '[x]snoy' like that.
>>714708514yeah donโt feed the fag,
Full 24/24 players
Well done lads
>one guy runs into my bomb
>doesn't get hit but I hit his bananas instead
Some of you fags need better internet.
Holy fuck I keep eating shit. Crushed, items stolen, bottom-ranking, shit sucks
connection error, gonna take a break and make some soup
I'll hop in later. Taking a bit of a break to make some builds on Splatoon 3 and maybe some Rune Factory Azuma. Keep my last place seat warm.
I just jizzed in my daki onahole like 10 times and cuddled with her for half an hour
I'm ready to RACE
Knockout tour or two after this please, I need a break
>>714710060>he needs builds for squid gamesad
714710208
why are you like this?
>VW0DD
Apparently Costco has Bananza for 10% off so that's kino
I like using the big purple bike
is it good or bad
love the handy bbc bullet to save me from last
I had kamek. I couldโve used him to maybe unlock rocky wrench for some other anons. I thought instead I wouldnโt. :)
>>714684524You should kill yourself.
19 dollar boomerang
who wants it?
and yes i'm giving it away
>>714710902Kys niggerfaggot
too many meta trannies in the lobby now
>>714711085can you just tell us which things are banned? i don't pay attention to any of that shit
>>714711296>wanting to ban shitThat's gay. You're gay.
why are you faggots picking intermissions
why do you like driving in straight fucking lines instead of playing mario kart
>>714710060off-topic but is it too late to start playing splat3? ive only played mario kart world for weeks now
>>714711461who cares nigger stop crying bitchboy
I'm good for tonight
GGs for the racists
>>714711080You should also kill yourself, Tendiefaggot.
>>714711461If you don't like it then leave
tell me ONE reason not to turn on auto accelerate
>>714710517its pretty good and holds multiple world records
>>714711528Dilate harder, subhuman niggerfaggot
>>714711517>>714711581>lobby half fullenjoy your dead game
>>714711450>GRRRR YOU CAN'T PICK THOSE THINGS>ok, which things can't we pick?>GRRRRRRRR YOU CAN'T ASK FOR A LIST
>>714711630Enjoy your dilation
>>714711682rob hog, mach rocket, baby blooper, bumble v, b dasher, hot rod, and roadster royale
i target players in these
>>714711851>roadster royale>bumble vno one uses these
>>714711682>trying to appease a faggot on /v/What kind of illness is this
hammern you escaped with your fucking life
also thatโs it for me, good stuff and see yous next week
>>714711625Hope the magnets fall out of your plastic shitterbox, tranny. :)
>>714711851kek what a salty faggot
>>714712118They have the same stat as hot rod/b dasher but hot rod has a tiny hitbox and b dasher is b dasher
>>714712191Concession accepted, trannoid subhuman
>>714712118i've seen royal roadster online a good few times.
How many reds do you have? God damn
>lobby full every time i want to play
>finally join
>it's dead
why
>>714712487Not enough to save me from that lightning
>>71471257817/24 is dead?
>players here leave to shit all the time
>when throwing red they barely lose the momentum
Indianbros, can you leave for ever?
playing super and super circuit reslly helped improve my lines
>>714711473Nah it's still good although it will get really sweaty in turfwar and ranking. Playing midnight will really make you rage but it's a good time regardless. Story mode is just tutorial and the DLC is a roguelike if you just want to do a more arcade kind of experience.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MEXICAN ASS SHIT
how do I just spectate races
I'm tired of losing
>>714713595metafags ruined the lobby
not joining until my gf cloudy and timmy are in
>>714714120Holy shit get a life
9/24 on life support.......
Peachโs new voice sounds awful wtf
>>714707871Who drew this blue miltank
>>714715152no it doesn't you retard
why does everyone on vee bitch and make up lies about the most inane shit
>>714715264mad because it reminds you of your own voice, tranny?
>>714715264Your standards are fucking low. Just hop in your grave now, nigger.
I legit think this game needs a reverse blue shell purely to prevent bagging
>>714715264yes it does and you are the retard, checkmate
>>714712259Get back to your ""racing"", nigger. YWNBAW
>>714715152At least you aren't a Wariofag. Wario got absolutely fucking ruined. At least Bowser Jr has the same voice actor still.
>>714715457>>714715446>>714715429I'm glad all the shitty old VAs got fired, finally mario characters have the fucking energy they're supposed to have again
notice the actually good VAs like bowser's and donkey kong's who have been around since the wii and gamecube didn't get canned because they aren't walking corpses whispering into a mic and demanding retarded union dues
seethe
>>714715264I mention it because Iโve played her in every Mario Kart and Mario Bros. that allowed for it. Her voice is super grating and forced in World. โThis is amazing!โ id genuinely enough to make me consider picking another character altogether.
>>714715592it's cute, you're just autistic and have shit taste
>>714715152All the new voices suck dick are you deaf
>>714715592i like when she says that because i can imagine she's talking about my cock while i'm fucking her sexually
>>714715590It's okay to have shit taste, anon.
>>714715451super circuit punishes your cup rank by a fuck ton for every second you are not holding A or driving on off-road
>>714715868why the fuck is it so dead???? it's fucking 6pm where is everyone????
>>714715926Itโs dinner time
>>714715926I stopped playing like a week ago. Itโs just mariokart
>>714715868Hope it goes back up
>>714715926eating dinner i assume. or getting ready to work their night shifts
>>714715643It couldโve been very cute if her old VA said it. The new one sounds extremely forced and uncomfortable, like theyโre holding a gun to her head. Way too high pitch and stressed.
imagine using baby blooper and still losing
>>714716098>like theyโre holding a gun to her headthis is what a good voice director does
I know you've never heard actual english voice acting before but you're supposed to put effort into it
the Japanese understand this
>>714715529Keep dilating and seething, subhuman niggerfaggot YWNBAW
Sunday's usually Peter out quicker because people have work in the morning don't schizo out
>>714716337>peopleno one who works is a human being
normalfags need to get the fuck off my fucking site
>>714716248Did you win in your kiddy game you paid 400+ for? Maybe daddy Nintendo will tuck you in later tonight, faggot.
>>714716396dilate NEETranny
>>714716470Go back to your medication, you're still dilating subhuman trannoid freak
>>714716648Try harder, faggot.
>>714716836You will never be a woman, niggerfaggot.
I'm literally sweating right now
Getting 9th place doesn't feel quite so satisfying when there's only 10 players online.
>>714716921I thought there were only 7
>>714717306Why are you there
>>714717306not if you're a sailor
>>714717306Damn, turns out I'm even worse than I thought then.
Do these thread only do normal racing or also battle mode or knockout tours?
>>714717338Only sailors know how to leave the room.
>>714717370Youโll get there, anon
>>71471772080% racing 15% knockout 5% battle but it depends on who is hosting
>>714712763>>714715745Seeing more super circuit acknowledgement than usual
>>714715926I'm playing Splatoon 3 with a friend and getting ability chunks. Was just going to do some builds and bounce back but it is what it is.
>>714718000I wonder when 4 is happening since raiders is a thing
>>714717979yeah im playing it on nso
Whatโs with the racist meme
>>714718285Still donโt understand why they wonโt at least make the 64/ttyd paper mario partners costumes for the generic enemies
>>714718426>>714718439Whoops guess I'm retarded as hell. I was somehow under the impression that the original room died and maybe there was a new one.
>>714718478Smartest anon in this thread
>>714718573Thatโs understandable
>>714718786Prove him wrong. You can't.
>>714719197why so much deader than yesterday?
>>714719197Hey, it went up two
>>714719247Because you touch yourself at night
>>714718110Probably way down the pipeline for Splatoon 4. Thinking 3 - 4 years later. I'm kind of glad Raiders is it's own single player experience since 3 was a skeleton until finally adding a 3rd kit. I'm still on the fence of getting Splatoon 4 though since 3 was my real first Splatoon experience and it's super sweaty after a while.
>>714719247europoors aren't staying up because they have to go to work and amerilards are driving back from 4th of july weekend
Sorry for red shelling you in the flight to the finish line Willow, I just had to
>>714719247Ask a smart question
>>714719474lmao all good, I tried to bomb you right at the ramp
I think the new items kind of suck
>>714719314Kind of worried how many of nintendoโs series seem to be coming on switch 2 later in its lifetime or least in terms of mainline titles
>>714719756Get hammered nigga
>>714719343Too many normalfags ITT
>>714720056I thought that came from tour
>>714719972They're copying this gen's model of making the first few years ports and upgrades. DK Bananza at least looks good, so I'm hopeful for the exclusives.
>>714720161Idk never played it
Get hammered anyway nigga
>>714720165Yeah, that makes me really worried about 2026
You VILL use baby blooper
>>714719756>get a golden mushroom and a coin block from the second to last item box>golden mushroom barely active while I hit the last item box
Did Nolanโs switch 2 finally die from being on 24/7? lmao
>>714720250We'll see our fate whenever the next direct happens.
Do you get a sticker for beating all ghost's times in time attack? been chipping away at them one by one for fun
>use lightning
>don't place anyway
lmao
>>714720905>going back upThatโs always nice to see
>>71472153815 now, get in before it gets full
>Peach Stadium to Koopa Beach
are you for real
>>714721751Sorry, did you prefer Koopa Beach directly?
>>714721751why do /v/ niggas love picking intermissions anyway
>>714721967Yes I prefer driving in a circle 5 times to driving in a circle once
>>714721967>5 lapsYes, faggot. It's objectively better.
>>714721967I rather race on rainbow road
>>714722180stocks are down
>all that doomposting only for it to go back up
>>714722025i'll stop picking routes when you stop calling them the wrong name
anons how do you get dust out of the intake grates on the bottom of the switch 2
sucking and blowing on them doesn't help
>>714722195Alright, Rainbow Road, coming up.
I can see why it's good that Bullet Bills no longer do damage
>>714722362Compressed air or use a soft toothbrush
>>714722025They donโt they love pissing the thread off, like picking koopa beach every time
>>714722541but there's some dust that got INSIDE the grate somehow
>Desert Hills -> Koopa Troopa Beach
>>714722514Seems like a lot of items had to be toned down
>>714722617It's like people don't understand Koopa Beach isn't the problem, it's the path to it
The whale is kino
No bigger bitch than a koopa beach hater
>>714722591Your only hope would be compressed air and hope it pushed it out on another end
>>714722617Thanks I saw some redditors pissed about it this morning and had to try it
Cool I'm glad the best item I can get in 18th place on the final lap is a triple shroom
>>714722904I feel the opposite. I don't mind the routes to Koopa Beach, but five laps of getting raped by items because everybody is stuck on a narrow beach path is miserable.
>>714719972I actually need time to catch up with alot of Nintendo's IP's. I just got the chance to get the season pass for Mario + Rabids Sparks of hope and I still haven't beat both botw or totk despite me having 95 hours in the former game. I'm hoping that Mario Kart World will get some free updates that are new tracks or costumes for the characters honestly.
I FUCKING
LOVE
KOOPATROOPA
BEACH
zeke
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I wanna do Airship to Shy Guy Bazaar
>fourth to twentyfirst
i love mario kart man
>>714723479Iโm the sheriff
>>714723268I just bag, no point in trying to win legit because it's pure rng on that map
I see you bagging, Coggert. You little rage quitter.
Ah yes, Koopa Beach, the ultimate climactic course to finish the GP.
voting koopa beach until i get the dolphin from kamek
why did it take you five hours to set the same rules you fucking autist
>>714724184i got dolphin on dk spaceport lol
>>714724184Dolphin is unlocked on routes to DK Spaceport, Anon
>Anything -> DK Spaceport
>Acorn Heights -> Mario Circuit
>Peach Stadium -> Rainbow Road
Are there any other routes that let you play the full course instead of just one lap? I think the routes to Peach Beach give you the 2nd and 3rd lap but not the 1st.
the power at my house just went out
time to fucking kill myself
The water physics in this game are such fucking ass
there should be a mode where whoever stay in 1st the longest wins
>>714724247Some hosts like to take 5 minute breaks to allow players to use the bathroom
>>714724994how about whoever gets consecutively fucked by the most items wins (me btw)
>>714725125Also helps to read the thread, 10 seconds between matches isn't always enough.
anybody else a virgin in here
>>714725125Use a bottle, casual
>>714725353me but i have been hanging out with a female coworker hoping something happens (i don't think she sees me as more than a friend)
>>714717720>>714717876So far tonight it's been 100% racing.
>>714725353not me, was with a girl I met on /vg/ too
I miss shine thief and renegade roundup..
>>714725316The only other option above that would be 1 minute which is just far too long
can we afk on battle like in mkwii and 7? or does the game dc you?
>>714725813I miss n64 balloon battle
Man, at least pick the GOOD battle mode
>>714725813Hope they add it and 200c in an update
>>714725815hence you do sets of races with a break inbetween
>>714725353No I fucked Daisy
The fuck is this garbage battle made
>>714722025Routes are fun.
FUN.
So cope.
>>714725353Prostitutes count?
>can stall on the dino rail by occasionally tapping A
Great fucking map, Nintendo.
>>714722591>>714722362nigger.
The switch2 is a month old.
WTFH you doin?
Clean your nasty arse room ffs mate.
>>714724276>>714724536i've seen dolphin on beach itself.
every kamek spawn has at least 2 if not 3 locations.
wario shipyard can give cataquack as example, not just peach beach.
Can we play something good now?
DOGSHIT gamemode never pick this again thanks
I won and I still didn't have fun. We need a battle mode update.
>>714725768>>714725849Does everybody hate Coin Battle, or is it just a vocal minority? I like it.
>>714726905battle mode maps are too big and are terrible
>teams without a full lobby
Who the fuck is host
>some teams have a player handicap
this is bs
>>714727164The lobby was full when I started the mode.
>>714726948It's made worse by the shit maps.
>>714727229People left because team races are bad.
>error code 2318-1201
anyone else?
>>714727436yeah what gives?
you're all a bunch of fucking crybabies lmao
>>714727602Nigger, I was in red and I still think that was bullshit
>>714727576only happens when i try to join the /v/kend room, any other room and worldwides work
>>714727436>>714727576Is the host just the one who decides the rules, or does the game also use peer-to-peer stuff? I've been getting DDoS'd, so if the host's connection affects things I should probably leave and rejoin to make someone else host.
>>714727602Post a screenshot of your place in the next race
>>714727786try restarting your console, it fixed the issue for me
so how does Timmy just dodge all the bullshit
>>714728137very carefully
>>714728196But he's not playing one of the babies.
>>714728137He doesn't. I just blueshelled his ass to the bottom.
>>714728137swimswuit daisy has a secret speed bonus
>>714725353Like 20 years ago lol
>>714728515Doesn't she just make opponents more likely to bump into obstacles and fail to dodge items?
>>714725353I will never get laid...
>mirror mode's map is mirrored
cute but annoying
>>714728725no one can resist her..
Cheep Cheep shortcut boundaries can sincerely go fuck themselves
>>714728827It feels like this costume is legit making her more popular, I wasnโt that big of a daisy fan until seeing her in this
>10th
>get ONE (1) red shell
cool
Where are the swimsuits for the other girls? Giving Peach a farmers outfitโฆfuck off.
>>714729483country girls make do
>>714729483Peach has zero features
Daisy has a fat ass
Rosalina has long legs
Pauline has fat tits
This track always fucks me raw
>>714729208I don't even think it's her best costume to be honest.
I like like her vacation one more.
>>714729208I was meh on her beforehand and preferred rosalina but after world I definitely like daisy the most now out of all the princesses
>>714729693>zero featuresBlind or gay
>>714729693Peach has the best bimbo energy
>>714728137Willowbro, you got fucked hard
can't wait for timny to leave
>blue shell going after willow instead of me
>>714730185Fuck whoever threw that blue, I was hitting LINES just before then
>>714728137I'm sure this nigger is playing with shit connection, barely loose speed when taking damage
I wish timmy stayed and we could race til the sun came up or we fell asleep together
absolutely heart breaking when you miss the last itembox
>>714730275Shut up, Timmy. You Spic tier internet faggot.
recently patched in for motion controls: if you dab in sync with donkey kong, you get a hidden 2.5% stacking positive luck boost on item boxes.
>>714730329We know, Pwny.
mite kms after that performance holy shit
>>714730275thanks bro you too
>Super horn in 12th
Naahhhhhhh you can fuck off with that horse shit game
>missed the condkor unlock
dogshit game
Friendly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.
>>714731147used up my mushroom load before the lightning hit
>2nd
>redded
>horned
>shocked
>squished
>24th
WAS ALL THAT SHIT REALLY NECESSARY
>>714731465frantic items in a nutshell
>Knockout
Woo
>CPUs
You gaylord
>>714731541you can't play knockout without cpus
Itโs ready when you are, but ARE you ready? Of course you are!
>>714731579>>714731579
lol we both took the wrong way