Anon knows the content of the upcoming Nintendo Direct - /v/ (#714684730) [Archived: 531 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:29:55 PM No.714684730
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Wario Land (MercurySteam/Yoshio Sakamoto video after the direct)
>Metroidvania.
>2026.
Kirby Air riders gameplay
>Rail shooter sections.
>Delayed to 2026.
Sakurai Presents announcement
Diablo 4
Call of Duty
GTA
RDR
Doom
Dwarf Fortress
Silksong
Metal Gear Solid
Tomodachi Life Switch 2 Edition
>Camera integration, mouse controls.
Kirby Switch 2 Edition
>New copy abilities.
Reanimal
Hades 2
Nier Replicant
Ratchet & Clank Future Collection
Littlebigplanet 3 Deluxe
Nintendo Switch Sports 2
>Open world.
>Curling uses the mouse feature.
>2025.
Age of Empires 2 4 Mythologies
The Sims 4
Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment
>Zelda Notes.
Death Stranding
Metroid Prime 4
>Multiplayer modes.
>October.
Splatoon Raiders
>16 player PVE.
>November.
Daemon X Machina
Halo MCC
Metaphor Refantazio
Crazy Taxi
Mega Man Legends 3
>Switch 2 exclusive.
>RE engine.
>2026.
Super Mario 3D All Stars Deluxe
>Mario 64 Remake with DS content and new courses. Online Vs mode.
>60 fps Mario Sunshine. Blue coin tracker.
>Mario Galaxy 1+2.
>September.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:31:23 PM No.714684853
a genuinely new wario game would be too based. fake. im sorry wario. im so sorry.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:32:16 PM No.714684926
>>714684730 (OP)
>Super Mario 3D All Stars Deluxe
>>Mario 64 Remake with DS content and new courses. Online Vs mode.
>>60 fps Mario Sunshine. Blue coin tracker.
>>Mario Galaxy 1+2.
>>September.
Yeah fucking right
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:33:18 PM No.714685017
FAKE
AND
GAY
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:36:26 PM No.714685293
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>>714684730 (OP)
>most anticipated game delayed
>big wall of ports
>holiday game is mario all stars, probably another 80$ one
if this is fake anon knows his basics. also
>no fire emblem
>no zelda
>no animal crossing
hope this is true so i dont have to ever think of getting the consolo over the next two years.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:37:51 PM No.714685421
>>714685293
I just realized it says september and not holidays, there is zero chance a mid-year direct doesnt reveal the holiday game anon. be better.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:39:53 PM No.714685635
Why the fuck would MercurySteam work on a new Wario Land? Are you retarded?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:41:02 PM No.714685741
all of the day bro
all of the day bro
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>new wario land, silksong, AND MML3 in one direct
holy fuck you didn't even try to make it believable
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:45:18 PM No.714686118
Outed yourself with that last part you fucking retad
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:45:23 PM No.714686125
>>714684730 (OP)
A long list of absolutely nothing. Even if this turns out to be true, it just sucks.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:46:14 PM No.714686206
>writing fanfiction for commercials
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:46:26 PM No.714686227
>>714684730 (OP)
>Mega Man Legends 3
Cmon anon why'd you have to make it so obvious
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:46:39 PM No.714686248
>>714684730 (OP)
>no Big Marring
Fake and gay
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:48:28 PM No.714686415
>>714686248
What if someone else is the Big Marring for now, while we get the Mario 64 remake?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:49:18 PM No.714686498
It's a gay enough list with nothing of any value on it that I buy it.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:50:23 PM No.714686607
>>714684730 (OP)
>Metroidvania
Fuck, I'm still waiting for Julius Belmont Castlevania where you kill OG Dracula forever.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:53:31 PM No.714686917
Lmao I canโ€™t wait for tendies to be forced to pay $90 for limited release roms like Mario 3d allstars.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:55:27 PM No.714687075
>>714684730 (OP)
way too much for one direct, fake
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:56:57 PM No.714687193
>>714684730 (OP)
Not enough farming sims to make it believable.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:59:30 PM No.714687426
P
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>>714684730 (OP)
>Rockman DASH 3
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:03:40 PM No.714687825
>>714684730 (OP)
>no free or paid upgrades on any switch 1 games
fake and gay
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:08:40 PM No.714688334
No Rhythm Heaven?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:09:42 PM No.714688425
>>714684730 (OP)
>raiders
>16 player PVE
haha no but nice try
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:11:42 PM No.714688621
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>>714684730 (OP)
>Mega Man Legends 3
you will be boiled
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:11:47 PM No.714688634
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>>714684730 (OP)
This looks like absolute garbage except for Wario Land and the Mario 64 remake. If you're gonna make an obvious fake Direct leak, at least make it good.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:19:33 PM No.714689430
In awe of how pathetic people's lives are that they think new Wario and Megaman games are unattainable, unimaginable dreams.
>>714687825
>Super Mario 3D All Stars Deluxe
>Kirby Switch 2 Edition
>Tomodachi Life Switch 2 Edition
Between everything that has already gotten a free or paid upgrade, is forgotten and irrelevant, i.e. Splatoon 2, Kirby Star Allies or Pokken Tournament, doesn't work like Ring Fit, waiting for the sequel in a few years instead like Mario Tennis and Animal Crossing, there is not that deep of a remaining library for first party upgrades.
>Pikmin 4, Luigi's Mansion 3, Mario Wonder, Arms, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, maybe Bayonetta 3 or Astral Chain
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:49:05 PM No.714692074
>>714689430
Mario and Luigi Brothership and Thousand Year Door are both in need of a 60fps patch. Not to mention, TTYD HD looks astonishingly good in 4K under emulation.