What is THE definitive Gamer™ snack?

grapes

>>714690490 (OP)
>“The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day when it comes to processed meats had an 11% greater risk of type 2 diabetes and a 7% increased risk of colorectal cancer than those who didn’t eat any.”

arizona green tea
hot cheetos
bonus: sour skittles

>>714690490 (OP)
tramadol

>>714690624

>>714690490 (OP)
Cheezits

Quesadillas (tortilla with cheese in microwave for 45 seconds) refried beans if you’re feeling fancy

>>714690490 (OP)

>>714690624
t.

>>714690490 (OP)
potater chipz

>>714690490 (OP)
sunflower seeds

>>714690490 (OP)
Chewing gum

poooootatooe chippperssss

>>714690642
>>“The data showed that people who ate as little as one hot dog a day
why is this written like it's commonplace to eat several hot dogs a day

>>714690642
who the fuck eats one hot dog a day

>>714690490 (OP)
fresh peas from the garden

>>714690490 (OP)
The fuck is that, American attempt at fuet?

Something that you can eat while playing. So anything that isn't messy.

Slim Jim's were touched by the cashier.

>>714690490 (OP)
probably penis

>>714690490 (OP)
Lightly salted roasted cashews
Pistachios if you're fancy

>>714690731
For me, it’s 5mg of hydrocodone on the weekends.

>>714697137
tf is that shit BBC with powered sugar nigga?

Pussy

>>714690490 (OP)
have we really forgotten so quickly...?

>>714698464
great choice

Pork rinds

why the fuck is jerky like $20 for 8oz of meat

>>714699507
because people are willing to pay that much

these pretzels are making me thirsty

i am a simple man of simple taste

>>714690490 (OP)
nutella on white bread

>>714699507
Regular meat is like 80% water
20oz of jerky is actually 100oz of meat originally and that's before the cost/time of dehydrating and processing it

>>714699507
dehydrating stuff shrinks it

>>714697137
>>714698464
>>714699291
those anon fuck

>>714690490 (OP)

Meth

I love eating meat but I feel bad because I don’t hunt or harvest it myself so it makes me feel guilty

>>714690490 (OP)
Is that a thing? I thought people snacking while playing was just some hollywood bullshit.

>>714702086
Hunters that propogate this crap are retarded, just think about the negative effects it would have on the ecosystem if everyone hunted for their own food.
The US has roughly 340 million people, let's say all of those 340 million is a four person household and one hunted deer is enough to feed 3 families for an entire month (highly unrealistic). That would mean that in the US alone, people would need to hunt 28 million deers every month to feed everyone. Advocating for that is simply ridiculous.

>>714698464
Cashews are too expensive
Peanuts are where it's at

Homemade pemmican from leftover burger grease

>>714690490 (OP)
just water and celery for me thanks!

>>714690490 (OP)
Doritos but eat em with chopsticks to prevent cheesehand

>>714696549
>>714696672
The idea is to get a stable threshold, if they gathered data from people who eat it every other day, once a week all types of variables would affect things. Consistent consumption guarantees any effect it could have is likely to occur.
If you eat more or less hotdogs from that base you can just estimate from there.

>>714703801
>Doritos but eat em with chopsticks to prevent cheesehand
I do the same thing but with a big can of boiled peanuts instead of chips and a diet coke to swish them with.

>>714703801
I do this but in a retarded way. I crush them into little pieces and eat em with a comically large spoon. I don’t have that gaymer in me to touch my precious controller with cheese fingahs

>>714690642
>the data showed
>doesnt link data
Delightfully devilish

>>714700894
Based. Amphetamine gives me superpowers in CS but its not really worth the chatterjaw.

>>714704586
Is this you?

>>714699507
Meat by weight after processing (dehydration and seasoning), but yes it also is being overcharged to all absolute fuck.

>>714690490 (OP)
I ate too many of these one year and got gallstones

>>714703801
I just eat from individual tiny bags, either dumping the contents into my open maw or individually tonguing out chips like an anteater.

>>714704837
No, but he was an idol of mine growing up. I EDC a knife just so I can move faster.

>>714702086
Not a single civilization throughout history has ever been completely self-sufficient on a personal level, even le epic hunter-gatherer societies still brought food for everyone else in the group and shared the hunt. The only way you'd ever be completely expected to hunt or harvest for yourself is if you were a solitary hermit

>enhances your gaming experience

not a single post in this thread mentioning pocky?
do you guys even play vidcons?

>>714707398
Oy vey I do love being extremely fat and having my feet cut off due gout.

>>714690490 (OP)
Slim jims were the peak snack regardless of context when my guy Randy Savage was pushing that raw 90s energy
These days, anything that doesn't leave grease or residue on your hands is ideal.
That said, on the rare occasion, I do love me some dark chocolate oreos and milk

oatmeal

>>714703573
>>714704047
peanut chads respect

>>714708672
Interesting. Do you supplement it with berries, peanut butter, brown sugar, or something else? Or just og?