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Anonymous No.714694584 [Report] >>714694717 >>714694924 >>714695002 >>714695056 >>714695229 >>714695296 >>714695527 >>714695569 >>714695607 >>714695795 >>714695939 >>714695994 >>714697389 >>714698186 >>714698334 >>714699963 >>714701567 >>714703470 >>714703707 >>714703971 >>714704457 >>714704795 >>714705484 >>714706078 >>714706469 >>714706789 >>714707418 >>714709979 >>714710331 >>714712414 >>714712602 >>714713729 >>714714569 >>714714582 >>714714961 >>714715048 >>714716034 >>714718272
Is it really as good as they say?
>never played picrel but I’m about to
Anonymous No.714694717 [Report] >>714694863 >>714701301 >>714714387
>>714694584 (OP)

It's very good but majority of its fans don't care about its story, characters or combat they just like the fact they can self insert as male feminist Geralt nad have sex and porn scenes.

It's basically a dating sim for them which is why all Witcher 3 discourse you'll see is not about the ending or other choices or gameplay or anything other than Yennefer vs Triss.

Game's a magnet for incels.
Anonymous No.714694863 [Report]
>>714694717
Wow what a bunch of dumb gay shit
Yeah OP it's about as good as they, meaning it's decent. The movement sucks balls and combat feels broken the entire time, but it's pretty and the voice acting is good
Anonymous No.714694924 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
Its a mid game. You wouldve enjoyed it more years ago when it was new, everyone was praising it and Cyberpunk was on the horizon
Anonymous No.714695002 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
It's good as long as you don't have /v/ constantly telling you how bad it is.
Anonymous No.714695056 [Report] >>714713554
>>714694584 (OP)
It's fantastic. Shame the company that made it no longer exists.
Anonymous No.714695154 [Report]
If you enjoy storytelling then you're in for a good time, combat? no
Anonymous No.714695229 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
overall good time sink game with great presentation
combat is kinda shallow but fun enough
Anonymous No.714695296 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
you're playing 1 first, right?
Anonymous No.714695527 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
For me it was shit until I got to the Bloody Baron and then something clicked and I ended up enjoying it. I guess the first few areas are a bit too bleak.
Anonymous No.714695569 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
You are in a long ride for one of the best westen visual novel of all time
Anonymous No.714695607 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
it aged like shit, the combat is dogshit, the quest design is a slog and the graphics are literally whatever
Anonymous No.714695658 [Report]
No. Too many "brothers-in-law".
Anonymous No.714695795 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
WHO SAYS?!
if reddit then -
GET THE FUCK OUT
Anonymous No.714695939 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
>Is it really as good as they say?
No but it's much better than this board says. Definitely one of the finest of the 2010s.
Anonymous No.714695994 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
Some of the story was good. I'm still not crazy about open world games, but that aspect of it was done right. The combat is not that great though.
Anonymous No.714696216 [Report]
nah , its shit
Anonymous No.714696583 [Report]
once you understand that combat is mid, yeah the rest is pretty good
Anonymous No.714696928 [Report] >>714698793
I just started this. 2 or 3 hours in and it's kinda ass. I guess now I know why people only ever talk about the story and not the actual game part of the game.
Anonymous No.714697389 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
I personally immediately hated it but it seems to have a lot of appeal to everyone else
Anonymous No.714698186 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
It's good if you've read the books and don't mind sifting through a tiny bit of frontloaded garbage and parsing some scenes which are different in the novels.
Anonymous No.714698334 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
If you enjoy walking from cutscene to cutscene this game is for you.
Anonymous No.714698793 [Report] >>714699360
>>714696928
I haven’t even loaded the game yet, stop making people believe the game is bad.
Anonymous No.714699360 [Report] >>714703470
>>714698793
I'm currently playing it and the combat is not fun or interesting so far. Am I not allowed to give my opinion?
Anonymous No.714699963 [Report] >>714700985 >>714703470 >>714704225
>>714694584 (OP)
Meme game.
Crappy weapon selection.
The weapons that look cool (maces, hammers and truncheons) SUCK and do practically no damage.
No heavy weapons like two handed axes or maces. Axes, maces, the one polearm in the game and swords, which are the only option that actually does damage btw, all share the same moveset.
Enemies get shields and heavy weapons but not you.
Your horse has a fear meter and will throw you off if you get anywhere near monsters, making mounted overworld combat non-viable.
You cannot wear a helmet. You will HAVE to walk around like an idiot that could be killed with one blow to the head.
Combat is Souls, but kinda worse.
Enemies are bloody annoying & damage sponges.
There are no furry races.
Anonymous No.714700985 [Report]
>>714699963
>There are no furry races.
Anonymous No.714701301 [Report]
>>714694717
This is one of the most retarded posts I have ever read.
Anonymous No.714701567 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
The questline writing is consistently good, and the open world is full of interesting stuff. The combat is only okay though and there is nothing particularly interesting or fun you can do with builds.
Anonymous No.714703470 [Report] >>714703664 >>714703823 >>714704210 >>714714631
>>714699360
>>714699963
>>714694584 (OP)
OP here quite unironically. So far I’m loving this game. Visuals are outstanding, the music?? It’s all studio quality recordings which is insane nowadays and actual voice actors doing the characters is such a nice touch. Excellent game and the hate seems to come from very subjective and contrarian rather than objective opinions.
Anonymous No.714703581 [Report]
2 was better and had a cool medieval war story and a baller villain. I dropped 3 after you get to the big city. Don't want to wander around poking my nose into every corner of this xbox hueg world so I can listen to werewolf man and his fucking gnome talk about their exes.
Anonymous No.714703664 [Report] >>714703821
>>714703470
>I like having shitty weapons, no helmets and being unable to fight on horseback.
Enjoy your slop, poopnigger jartycuck!
Anonymous No.714703707 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
I played it mast december fully and it was quite good
HOWEVER i spent too much time modding it for my first playthrough
If you're on pc play with dx11 as dx12 fucks the performance and the raytracing isn't worth it for the performance loss
Anonymous No.714703821 [Report]
>>714703664
>extremely subjective reasons
Melanin enriched take
Anonymous No.714703823 [Report]
>>714703470
Is this bait? Witcher 3 is my favourite game but white orchard almost filtered me because it was too boring
Anonymous No.714703971 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
It's good. Play on death march. The first 5 levels are going to be hell but the rest of the game is going to feel like taking off a weighted running vest.
Anonymous No.714704210 [Report]
>>714703470
>contrarian
enjoy being a errant boy to get nothing while you have 0 choices 99% of the time shill
Anonymous No.714704225 [Report] >>714704770
>>714699963
>Crappy weapon selection.
Because you are a Witcher. That is the class fantasy. You can be glad CDPR even worked in a gear progression system otherwise Geralt would always be wearing a fencing shirt, maybe a leather vest, leather pants, boots and nothing else because Witchers are supposed to be sword dancers. They are so good at sword fighting that they don't wear armor because they don't get hit.
Anonymous No.714704365 [Report]
It was great when it came out but it doesnt hold up that well now
Anonymous No.714704457 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
It's very good, but maybe play the first two first.
Anonymous No.714704770 [Report] >>714704972 >>714705693 >>714706048
>>714704225
I would rather be stuck with some crappy gay noble shirt but get a real badass weapon like a huge hammer or at least a halberd, glaive or mace and shield than get cool armor but be stuck with shitty little slop weapons that have zero striking power.
Anonymous No.714704795 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
i dropped it after 30 minutes so i would say no
Anonymous No.714704972 [Report] >>714706397 >>714712473
>>714704770
>geralt
>is
>a
>sword
>dancer
That's like complaining that a sniper game doesn't give you sawed off shotguns and machineguns.
Anonymous No.714705484 [Report] >>714705939 >>714706060 >>714706303 >>714706814 >>714712414
>>714694584 (OP)
all of 4channel has a gigantic eternal hateboner because it BTFO their precious Bloodborne and whatever other garbage for all the GOTY awards for it
Anonymous No.714705693 [Report] >>714706579
>>714704770
>real badass weapon
>huge hammer
loooool
Anonymous No.714705939 [Report] >>714706060
>>714705484
goty doesn't mean shit retarded underage
Anonymous No.714706048 [Report]
>>714704770
Bear School has your heavy attack focus.
Anonymous No.714706060 [Report]
>>714705939
>but he >>714705484 wasn’t wrong
Uh ohh
Anonymous No.714706078 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
its even better
Anonymous No.714706147 [Report] >>714706268 >>714706386
>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
Anonymous No.714706268 [Report] >>714707165
>>714706147
>10 crowns received
Forgot how fucked up the economy in this game was, at least in the early game.
Anonymous No.714706303 [Report]
>>714705484
It crapped all over Fallout4, toddojeets will never forget that
Anonymous No.714706386 [Report]
>>714706147
Good thing you posted it, or you might have become woke.
Anonymous No.714706397 [Report] >>714709709
>>714704972
Fallout was a gun game and you coud still use melee if you were insane enough and really wanted to.
Same with Cyberpunk, the betzter game of the same studio.
What's the excuse for this game?
Anonymous No.714706469 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
god no
Anonymous No.714706579 [Report]
>>714705693
Hammers are... LE BAD!!!
Anonymous No.714706594 [Report] >>714709892
>Fromsissies still seething 10 years on
Anonymous No.714706734 [Report]
Anti-hammer niggercucks are Jartytroons!
Anonymous No.714706789 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
People just had their minds blown because they found out you can have a bloated as fuck boring open world game without the writing automatically turning into Bethesda-tier vomit
Anonymous No.714706814 [Report] >>714714710
>>714705484
there is definitely something to that. At that time r/gamingcirclejerk was exclusively a witcher 3 hate sub (before it went completely mask off).
fromtroonies do be seething
Anonymous No.714707165 [Report] >>714707479 >>714714287
>>714706268
It was even more fucked when the game released.
You go do a quest to kill 2 drowners, your sword breaks, and fixing your sword costs 12x the amount you got from completing the quest.
I genuinely played for like 3 hours with a broken sword because of this shit
Anonymous No.714707303 [Report]
Its like prettier, more well written Skyrim but the third person combat actually works well.
Anonymous No.714707418 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
The story was incredible, but the gameplay was tolerable to frustrating. Really enjoyed it at the time, but I've never managed to replay it. Pretty much good for one ride.
Anonymous No.714707479 [Report] >>714707570
>>714707165
>Sword breaks.
>Can't buy a hammer or halberd to replace it because no cool weapons are allowed in Witcherland (except if you are an enemy, then you get greataxes and spear & Shield).
>Uninstall the game.
Anonymous No.714707570 [Report] >>714707604
>>714707479
Pitiful bait
Anonymous No.714707604 [Report] >>714709273
>>714707570
Jartycuck!
Anonymous No.714709273 [Report] >>714709517 >>714709978
>>714707604
Meds
Anonymous No.714709517 [Report] >>714710335
>>714709273
Jewish dudebroniggertrannyfaggotfeministcucknormiefutanewfaggroomerleftistchuddickgirlgriftersneedpedonegrophile!
Anonymous No.714709709 [Report]
>>714706397
>What's the excuse for this game?
Anonymous No.714709892 [Report]
>>714706594
Bloodborne was Fromsoft's worst game after the slop flop that was Dark Souls 2.
Anonymous No.714709978 [Report] >>714710335
>>714709273
This is you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKQvJdPZj0o
Anonymous No.714709979 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
I loved it.
Anonymous No.714710331 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
It's better than anything Fromslopware has done.
Anonymous No.714710335 [Report]
>>714709978
>>714709517
Meds, pronto.
Anonymous No.714710624 [Report]
This and BG3 are one of the best games to come out in a decade since. No other game comes close maybe RDR2 or E33.
Anonymous No.714710639 [Report] >>714711181 >>714711746
Noticed the people who sing it praises never seem to mention other RPGs? Yeah.
It's a game for Rockstar/Ubisoft target audience.
Anonymous No.714711181 [Report]
>>714710639
I love it and I love the entire Shin Megami Series as well as all the Mass Effect games, except Andromeda.
Anonymous No.714711746 [Report]
>>714710639
I never played a rockstar game
Anonymous No.714712414 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
It really captures the feeling of fantasy adventure and exploration.
Most digs at it are preference contrarianism.
They ruined the engine with all the RTX next gen updates though.

>>714705484
Yeah, seething FROMdrones are basically why the game has been slandered for years with “muh combat bad” fart sniffing.
Anonymous No.714712473 [Report]
>>714704972
>geralt is a sword dancer
I once knew this obese manlet whohad 2 katanas told me about himself that he was a "sword dancer".
I told him that this was retarded but he just told me to shut up and that "of course a stupid hammerfag brute as me wouldn't understand the delicate art of sword dancing", which somewhat pissed me off.

10 minutes later, I randomly stumbled across his corpse in a dark alleyway. His head appeared to have been fractured from what appears to have been a pipe or baton and blood was leaking to the floor, his two katanas were lying on the floor a few meters away, their blades sgattered into small shards and his corpses anus was stretched and some weird white substance was leaking from it.
When I searched the corpse out of curiousity, most if his valuables have been taken off his corpse already but I found a hard drive in one of his pockets that was full of scat, diaper, blackened, cuck and yuri hentai.
I am glad I wasn't a "sword dancer" and ended up like that guy too.
Anonymous No.714712602 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
Yes, 10/10
Anonymous No.714713024 [Report] >>714714786
It's the best game of all time and Fromtrannies are retarded and will seethe that their DEI trash is inferior to it.
Anonymous No.714713554 [Report]
>>714695056
This, anyone thinking TW4 will be at the same caliber of direction and story telling is up for disappointment.
The director left, same with some writers.
Anonymous No.714713729 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
Had a lot of fun with it, I'd say it's pretty good overall
Anonymous No.714713937 [Report]
*makes you quit the game*
Anonymous No.714714287 [Report] >>714714516
>>714707165
Probably not intended by the devs but it's actually the realistic witcher experience.
In the books Yen had to secretly top up contracts for Geralt because otherwise the pay wouldn't be enough for him to make ends meet.
Anonymous No.714714387 [Report]
>>714694717
>Game's a magnet for incels.

Most Witcher 3 fans are dads and old people
Incels stick to JRPGs
Anonymous No.714714516 [Report]
>>714714287
In the books the Witcher trade is dying though. The monsters are more-or-less dealt with and witchers are scraping by because of it.
In the games you can't go twelve feet without stumbling on a necromorph and anything other than a steel blade will only tickle them
Anonymous No.714714569 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
the best RPG ever made
Anonymous No.714714582 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
why bother asking when you've already committed to playing it?
Anonymous No.714714631 [Report]
>>714703470
What? well that was fast lol
Anonymous No.714714710 [Report]
>>714706814
>r/gamingcirclejerk
This sub ruined the discourse around this game forever, i hate them
Anonymous No.714714786 [Report] >>714715079 >>714715230 >>714715680
>>714713024
>Fromsoft game
>Swords, Greatswords, Ultra Greatswords, Katanas, Axes, Greataxes, Spears, Halberds, Hammers, Greathammers, Whips, Fists.
>Various cloth robes, Leather Armor, Chain Armor, Plate Armor.
>Helmets!
>Enemies are hard but not painful bullet sponges.
>Economy is harsh but fair.

>Witcher 3
>You only get wimpy ass swords
>Only trashy looking slop "armor"
>No helmets, making armor more or less pointless.
>Enemies are not that hard but are bulletsponges that take forever to kill
>Some enemies outheal your DPS unless you read the wiki and make shitty gimmick bombs that cost more to make than the contract pays you.
>Get 10 gold for killing an enemy that took 50 attacks to kill.
>Your character looks like an idiot jartycuck.
>The game has porn.
Anonymous No.714714826 [Report]
It's better
Anonymous No.714714961 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
Don't listen to the crybabies weeping about the combat. It's actually good.
>oils
>buffs
>magics
>xbow
>light and heavy attacks, held light and heavy attacks, combos
>dodging
>monsters have resis/weaknesses
>proper difficulty
>if u still don't like it there are rebalance mods that make xbows a little stronger and light attacks weaker
Stay away from light attack mastery though. They are designed in a way that might make it a little boring later on.
Anonymous No.714715031 [Report] >>714715098
It's the best game ever made in our lifetimes. No other game comes close.
Anonymous No.714715048 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
No but it's still fun
Anonymous No.714715079 [Report] >>714715226
>>714714786
But Witcher 3 has much more than combat while Fromsoft only has combat.
Anonymous No.714715098 [Report]
>>714715031
Please be trolling. Please be trolling. Please be trolling.
Anonymous No.714715226 [Report] >>714715492
>>714715079
>Fromsoft only has combat
Actually very fair criticism against fromsoft.

However, Witcher only has combat, movie game cutscenes and sex and the combat is ass
Anonymous No.714715230 [Report] >>714715534
>>714714786
>Fromslop game
>all weapons play the same
>roll around like a pig in mud
>all armor looks uninspired slop
>no story
>no characters
>no level design
>same DEI archetypes
Anonymous No.714715492 [Report] >>714715625
>>714715226
No Witcher has gwent, fist fighting, horse riding and a lot of different quests that give you choices to make.
Witcher 3 hooks you into its world better because it feels like another world.
Fromsoft games feel like gauntlet of challenges to conquer you enter the level to kill anything that moves then you fight the boss at the end.
Anonymous No.714715534 [Report] >>714715612
>>714715230
>all weapons play the same
Very false. Hammers are very slow and cumbersome but have bigger damage than swords and send enemies flying.

>roll around like a pig in mud
Witcher does this too

>all armor looks uninspired slop
Most witcher armor are trashy leather slop with random scraps of chain and "light armor". Even the few items of plate are ruined by the absence of a helmet which looks retarded.
Anonymous No.714715612 [Report] >>714715758 >>714715773
>>714715534
>Most witcher armor are trashy leather slop with random scraps of chain and "light armor"
Its realistic


Why are you hating The Witcher 3? like whats the actual reason for this?
Anonymous No.714715625 [Report] >>714715707 >>714716161
>>714715492
>horse riding
Your horse throws you off at the sight of an enemy, while Elden Ring had actual horseback combat.
Anonymous No.714715680 [Report] >>714715883
>>714714786
>The game has porn
How is this a negative unless you're a tranny or leftist cuck.
Anonymous No.714715707 [Report]
>>714715625
>Your horse throws you off at the sight of an enemy
>he didn't equip blinders
Anonymous No.714715758 [Report] >>714715914 >>714716570
>>714715612
>Why are you hating The Witcher 3? like whats the actual reason for this?
Because I played it. I didn't beat it because I am not a turbo masochist but pwhat I have seen is reason enough to hate it.
Anonymous No.714715773 [Report]
>>714715612
Fromsofttroons are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.714715883 [Report] >>714716014 >>714716356
>>714715680
Porn is gross and does not belong in serious games, especially RPGs where you are meant to be immersed.
Kys, goontranny.
Anonymous No.714715914 [Report] >>714715967
>>714715758
Do you think its a bad game?
Anonymous No.714715967 [Report] >>714716035
>>714715914
Yes because it is.
Anonymous No.714716014 [Report]
>>714715883
>porn
>3d models awkwarldy grinding on each other for 15 seconds and all you can see is boobs at best
American detected
Anonymous No.714716034 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
No please don't play it it's bad, bad everything
Anonymous No.714716035 [Report]
>>714715967
Ok
Anonymous No.714716141 [Report]
>contrarianniggers are just trolling at this point
well there you have it OP, the game is actually good. it's so good that it has 0 negatives.
Anonymous No.714716161 [Report]
>>714715625
That's more engaging than the retarded glitchy horse in Elden Ring.
Anonymous No.714716356 [Report]
>>714715883
>Fromtroon is scared of the female form because it reminds him of what he can't achieve
How is that transitioning surgery going, xister?
Anonymous No.714716491 [Report]
It's not even a game it's a game of thrones auto riding horse sim with 30 hours of dialogue
Anonymous No.714716502 [Report]
Fromtrannies have to be the worst posters on this board. They deserved the discord raids for their shit games.
Anonymous No.714716570 [Report]
>>714715758
>because I played it
Extremely subjective take
Anonymous No.714716723 [Report]
Much better than what this board says. The expansions are crazy good too.
Anonymous No.714716768 [Report] >>714717975
It's 10/10 GOTY. Don't listen to Fromtrannies who hype up low effort pajeet 5/10 messes that they call games.
Anonymous No.714717031 [Report]
Comparing TW3 or any CDPR game to any Fromslop game is like comparing a first world country to a third world shithole. Don't insult TW3 like that again.
Anonymous No.714717975 [Report]
>>714716768
what would you call a 5/10 slop then
Anonymous No.714718272 [Report]
>>714694584 (OP)
Base game is ok. DLCs are great.
Anonymous No.714718403 [Report] >>714719313
The DLCs mogs all fromslop games
Anonymous No.714719313 [Report]
>>714718403
All modern games mog fromslopware games.