Thread 714694584

>>714694584 (OP)

It's very good but majority of its fans don't care about its story, characters or combat they just like the fact they can self insert as male feminist Geralt nad have sex and porn scenes.

It's basically a dating sim for them which is why all Witcher 3 discourse you'll see is not about the ending or other choices or gameplay or anything other than Yennefer vs Triss.

Game's a magnet for incels.

>>714694717
Wow what a bunch of dumb gay shit
Yeah OP it's about as good as they, meaning it's decent. The movement sucks balls and combat feels broken the entire time, but it's pretty and the voice acting is good

>>714694584 (OP)
Its a mid game. You wouldve enjoyed it more years ago when it was new, everyone was praising it and Cyberpunk was on the horizon

>>714694584 (OP)
It's good as long as you don't have /v/ constantly telling you how bad it is.

>>714694584 (OP)
It's fantastic. Shame the company that made it no longer exists.

If you enjoy storytelling then you're in for a good time, combat? no

>>714694584 (OP)
overall good time sink game with great presentation
combat is kinda shallow but fun enough

>>714694584 (OP)
you're playing 1 first, right?

>>714694584 (OP)
For me it was shit until I got to the Bloody Baron and then something clicked and I ended up enjoying it. I guess the first few areas are a bit too bleak.

>>714694584 (OP)
You are in a long ride for one of the best westen visual novel of all time

>>714694584 (OP)
it aged like shit, the combat is dogshit, the quest design is a slog and the graphics are literally whatever

No. Too many "brothers-in-law".

>>714694584 (OP)
WHO SAYS?!
if reddit then -
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>714694584 (OP)
>Is it really as good as they say?
No but it's much better than this board says. Definitely one of the finest of the 2010s.

>>714694584 (OP)
Some of the story was good. I'm still not crazy about open world games, but that aspect of it was done right. The combat is not that great though.

nah , its shit

once you understand that combat is mid, yeah the rest is pretty good

I just started this. 2 or 3 hours in and it's kinda ass. I guess now I know why people only ever talk about the story and not the actual game part of the game.

>>714694584 (OP)
I personally immediately hated it but it seems to have a lot of appeal to everyone else

>>714694584 (OP)
It's good if you've read the books and don't mind sifting through a tiny bit of frontloaded garbage and parsing some scenes which are different in the novels.

>>714694584 (OP)
If you enjoy walking from cutscene to cutscene this game is for you.

>>714696928
I haven’t even loaded the game yet, stop making people believe the game is bad.

>>714698793
I'm currently playing it and the combat is not fun or interesting so far. Am I not allowed to give my opinion?

>>714694584 (OP)
Meme game.
Crappy weapon selection.
The weapons that look cool (maces, hammers and truncheons) SUCK and do practically no damage.
No heavy weapons like two handed axes or maces. Axes, maces, the one polearm in the game and swords, which are the only option that actually does damage btw, all share the same moveset.
Enemies get shields and heavy weapons but not you.
Your horse has a fear meter and will throw you off if you get anywhere near monsters, making mounted overworld combat non-viable.
You cannot wear a helmet. You will HAVE to walk around like an idiot that could be killed with one blow to the head.
Combat is Souls, but kinda worse.
Enemies are bloody annoying & damage sponges.
There are no furry races.

>>714699963
>There are no furry races.

>>714694717
This is one of the most retarded posts I have ever read.

>>714694584 (OP)
The questline writing is consistently good, and the open world is full of interesting stuff. The combat is only okay though and there is nothing particularly interesting or fun you can do with builds.

>>714699360
>>714699963
>>714694584 (OP)
OP here quite unironically. So far I’m loving this game. Visuals are outstanding, the music?? It’s all studio quality recordings which is insane nowadays and actual voice actors doing the characters is such a nice touch. Excellent game and the hate seems to come from very subjective and contrarian rather than objective opinions.

2 was better and had a cool medieval war story and a baller villain. I dropped 3 after you get to the big city. Don't want to wander around poking my nose into every corner of this xbox hueg world so I can listen to werewolf man and his fucking gnome talk about their exes.

>>714703470
>I like having shitty weapons, no helmets and being unable to fight on horseback.
Enjoy your slop, poopnigger jartycuck!

>>714694584 (OP)
I played it mast december fully and it was quite good
HOWEVER i spent too much time modding it for my first playthrough
If you're on pc play with dx11 as dx12 fucks the performance and the raytracing isn't worth it for the performance loss

>>714703664
>extremely subjective reasons
Melanin enriched take

>>714703470
Is this bait? Witcher 3 is my favourite game but white orchard almost filtered me because it was too boring

>>714694584 (OP)
It's good. Play on death march. The first 5 levels are going to be hell but the rest of the game is going to feel like taking off a weighted running vest.

>>714703470
>contrarian
enjoy being a errant boy to get nothing while you have 0 choices 99% of the time shill

>>714699963
>Crappy weapon selection.
Because you are a Witcher. That is the class fantasy. You can be glad CDPR even worked in a gear progression system otherwise Geralt would always be wearing a fencing shirt, maybe a leather vest, leather pants, boots and nothing else because Witchers are supposed to be sword dancers. They are so good at sword fighting that they don't wear armor because they don't get hit.

It was great when it came out but it doesnt hold up that well now

>>714694584 (OP)
It's very good, but maybe play the first two first.

>>714704225
I would rather be stuck with some crappy gay noble shirt but get a real badass weapon like a huge hammer or at least a halberd, glaive or mace and shield than get cool armor but be stuck with shitty little slop weapons that have zero striking power.

>>714694584 (OP)
i dropped it after 30 minutes so i would say no

>>714704770
>geralt
>is
>a
>sword
>dancer
That's like complaining that a sniper game doesn't give you sawed off shotguns and machineguns.

>>714694584 (OP)
all of 4channel has a gigantic eternal hateboner because it BTFO their precious Bloodborne and whatever other garbage for all the GOTY awards for it

>>714704770
>real badass weapon
>huge hammer
loooool

>>714705484
goty doesn't mean shit retarded underage

>>714704770
Bear School has your heavy attack focus.

>>714705939
>but he >>714705484 wasn’t wrong
Uh ohh

>>714694584 (OP)
its even better

>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

>>714706147
>10 crowns received
Forgot how fucked up the economy in this game was, at least in the early game.

>>714705484
It crapped all over Fallout4, toddojeets will never forget that

>>714706147
Good thing you posted it, or you might have become woke.

>>714704972
Fallout was a gun game and you coud still use melee if you were insane enough and really wanted to.
Same with Cyberpunk, the betzter game of the same studio.
What's the excuse for this game?

>>714694584 (OP)
god no

>>714705693
Hammers are... LE BAD!!!

Anti-hammer niggercucks are Jartytroons!

>>714694584 (OP)
People just had their minds blown because they found out you can have a bloated as fuck boring open world game without the writing automatically turning into Bethesda-tier vomit

>>714705484
there is definitely something to that. At that time r/gamingcirclejerk was exclusively a witcher 3 hate sub (before it went completely mask off).
fromtroonies do be seething

>>714706268
It was even more fucked when the game released.
You go do a quest to kill 2 drowners, your sword breaks, and fixing your sword costs 12x the amount you got from completing the quest.
I genuinely played for like 3 hours with a broken sword because of this shit

Its like prettier, more well written Skyrim but the third person combat actually works well.

>>714694584 (OP)
The story was incredible, but the gameplay was tolerable to frustrating. Really enjoyed it at the time, but I've never managed to replay it. Pretty much good for one ride.

>>714707165
>Sword breaks.
>Can't buy a hammer or halberd to replace it because no cool weapons are allowed in Witcherland (except if you are an enemy, then you get greataxes and spear & Shield).
>Uninstall the game.

>>714707479
Pitiful bait

>>714707570
Jartycuck!

>>714707604
Meds

>>714709273
Jewish dudebroniggertrannyfaggotfeministcucknormiefutanewfaggroomerleftistchuddickgirlgriftersneedpedonegrophile!

>>714706397
>What's the excuse for this game?

>>714706594
Bloodborne was Fromsoft's worst game after the slop flop that was Dark Souls 2.

>>714709273
This is you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKQvJdPZj0o

>>714694584 (OP)
I loved it.

>>714694584 (OP)
It's better than anything Fromslopware has done.

>>714709978
>>714709517
Meds, pronto.

This and BG3 are one of the best games to come out in a decade since. No other game comes close maybe RDR2 or E33.

Noticed the people who sing it praises never seem to mention other RPGs? Yeah.
It's a game for Rockstar/Ubisoft target audience.

>>714710639
I love it and I love the entire Shin Megami Series as well as all the Mass Effect games, except Andromeda.

>>714710639
I never played a rockstar game

>>714694584 (OP)
It really captures the feeling of fantasy adventure and exploration.
Most digs at it are preference contrarianism.
They ruined the engine with all the RTX next gen updates though.

>>714705484
Yeah, seething FROMdrones are basically why the game has been slandered for years with “muh combat bad” fart sniffing.

>>714704972
>geralt is a sword dancer
I once knew this obese manlet whohad 2 katanas told me about himself that he was a "sword dancer".
I told him that this was retarded but he just told me to shut up and that "of course a stupid hammerfag brute as me wouldn't understand the delicate art of sword dancing", which somewhat pissed me off.

10 minutes later, I randomly stumbled across his corpse in a dark alleyway. His head appeared to have been fractured from what appears to have been a pipe or baton and blood was leaking to the floor, his two katanas were lying on the floor a few meters away, their blades sgattered into small shards and his corpses anus was stretched and some weird white substance was leaking from it.
When I searched the corpse out of curiousity, most if his valuables have been taken off his corpse already but I found a hard drive in one of his pockets that was full of scat, diaper, blackened, cuck and yuri hentai.
I am glad I wasn't a "sword dancer" and ended up like that guy too.

>>714694584 (OP)
Yes, 10/10

It's the best game of all time and Fromtrannies are retarded and will seethe that their DEI trash is inferior to it.

>>714695056
This, anyone thinking TW4 will be at the same caliber of direction and story telling is up for disappointment.
The director left, same with some writers.

>>714694584 (OP)
Had a lot of fun with it, I'd say it's pretty good overall

*makes you quit the game*

>>714707165
Probably not intended by the devs but it's actually the realistic witcher experience.
In the books Yen had to secretly top up contracts for Geralt because otherwise the pay wouldn't be enough for him to make ends meet.

>>714694717
>Game's a magnet for incels.

Most Witcher 3 fans are dads and old people
Incels stick to JRPGs

>>714714287
In the books the Witcher trade is dying though. The monsters are more-or-less dealt with and witchers are scraping by because of it.
In the games you can't go twelve feet without stumbling on a necromorph and anything other than a steel blade will only tickle them

>>714694584 (OP)
the best RPG ever made

>>714694584 (OP)
why bother asking when you've already committed to playing it?

>>714703470
What? well that was fast lol

>>714706814
>r/gamingcirclejerk
This sub ruined the discourse around this game forever, i hate them

>>714713024
>Fromsoft game
>Swords, Greatswords, Ultra Greatswords, Katanas, Axes, Greataxes, Spears, Halberds, Hammers, Greathammers, Whips, Fists.
>Various cloth robes, Leather Armor, Chain Armor, Plate Armor.
>Helmets!
>Enemies are hard but not painful bullet sponges.
>Economy is harsh but fair.

>Witcher 3
>You only get wimpy ass swords
>Only trashy looking slop "armor"
>No helmets, making armor more or less pointless.
>Enemies are not that hard but are bulletsponges that take forever to kill
>Some enemies outheal your DPS unless you read the wiki and make shitty gimmick bombs that cost more to make than the contract pays you.
>Get 10 gold for killing an enemy that took 50 attacks to kill.
>Your character looks like an idiot jartycuck.
>The game has porn.

It's better

>>714694584 (OP)
Don't listen to the crybabies weeping about the combat. It's actually good.
>oils
>buffs
>magics
>xbow
>light and heavy attacks, held light and heavy attacks, combos
>dodging
>monsters have resis/weaknesses
>proper difficulty
>if u still don't like it there are rebalance mods that make xbows a little stronger and light attacks weaker
Stay away from light attack mastery though. They are designed in a way that might make it a little boring later on.

It's the best game ever made in our lifetimes. No other game comes close.

>>714694584 (OP)
No but it's still fun

>>714714786
But Witcher 3 has much more than combat while Fromsoft only has combat.

>>714715031
Please be trolling. Please be trolling. Please be trolling.

>>714715079
>Fromsoft only has combat
Actually very fair criticism against fromsoft.

However, Witcher only has combat, movie game cutscenes and sex and the combat is ass

>>714714786
>Fromslop game
>all weapons play the same
>roll around like a pig in mud
>all armor looks uninspired slop
>no story
>no characters
>no level design
>same DEI archetypes

>>714715226
No Witcher has gwent, fist fighting, horse riding and a lot of different quests that give you choices to make.
Witcher 3 hooks you into its world better because it feels like another world.
Fromsoft games feel like gauntlet of challenges to conquer you enter the level to kill anything that moves then you fight the boss at the end.

>>714715230
>all weapons play the same
Very false. Hammers are very slow and cumbersome but have bigger damage than swords and send enemies flying.

>roll around like a pig in mud
Witcher does this too

>all armor looks uninspired slop
Most witcher armor are trashy leather slop with random scraps of chain and "light armor". Even the few items of plate are ruined by the absence of a helmet which looks retarded.

>>714715534
>Most witcher armor are trashy leather slop with random scraps of chain and "light armor"
Its realistic


Why are you hating The Witcher 3? like whats the actual reason for this?

>>714715492
>horse riding
Your horse throws you off at the sight of an enemy, while Elden Ring had actual horseback combat.

>>714714786
>The game has porn
How is this a negative unless you're a tranny or leftist cuck.

>>714715625
>Your horse throws you off at the sight of an enemy
>he didn't equip blinders

>>714715612
>Why are you hating The Witcher 3? like whats the actual reason for this?
Because I played it. I didn't beat it because I am not a turbo masochist but pwhat I have seen is reason enough to hate it.

>>714715612
Fromsofttroons are mentally ill.

>>714715680
Porn is gross and does not belong in serious games, especially RPGs where you are meant to be immersed.
Kys, goontranny.

>>714715758
Do you think its a bad game?

>>714715914
Yes because it is.

>>714715883
>porn
>3d models awkwarldy grinding on each other for 15 seconds and all you can see is boobs at best
American detected

>>714694584 (OP)
No please don't play it it's bad, bad everything

>>714715967
Ok

>contrarianniggers are just trolling at this point
well there you have it OP, the game is actually good. it's so good that it has 0 negatives.

>>714715625
That's more engaging than the retarded glitchy horse in Elden Ring.

>>714715883
>Fromtroon is scared of the female form because it reminds him of what he can't achieve
How is that transitioning surgery going, xister?

It's not even a game it's a game of thrones auto riding horse sim with 30 hours of dialogue

Fromtrannies have to be the worst posters on this board. They deserved the discord raids for their shit games.

>>714715758
>because I played it
Extremely subjective take

Much better than what this board says. The expansions are crazy good too.

It's 10/10 GOTY. Don't listen to Fromtrannies who hype up low effort pajeet 5/10 messes that they call games.

Comparing TW3 or any CDPR game to any Fromslop game is like comparing a first world country to a third world shithole. Don't insult TW3 like that again.

>>714716768
what would you call a 5/10 slop then

>>714694584 (OP)
Base game is ok. DLCs are great.

The DLCs mogs all fromslop games

>>714718403
All modern games mog fromslopware games.