Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
Now: Okami HD
Next: Banjo-Kazooie
Later: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
Shocked they didn't bump the estimate kek
>advertising yourself
This dude would be get banned in ESA lol.
actually, don't rate this one
How did it go over, he seemed to do pretty well.
we need heterosexual bakers
did they show plum in ESA last event
Think they're going to start estimate bumps early this year?
>hurr durr GDQ pockets most of the money!!!
Why do you queers give a shit? boo fucking hoo retards throw money not understanding how events like this work. /v/ threads are proof enough they put on the most entertaining show out of all the speedrunning bullshit. These fucking nerds are making bank and putting together a week long free show, even IF all the money was going to charity not a single fucking cent of it would be used to uplift your community, pay your NEETbux, or let your disabled dad retire from his dry wall installation job. Shut the fuck up and quit trying to claim some moral high ground. Enjoy the retards and freaks making a spectacle you faggots. None of you are donating anyway so why do you give a shit if morons are funding your entertainment?
>b-but ESA is focused on the actual speedrunning!!! Why do they only make $8000?
Yeah and notice that it's boring as fuck. The entire point of GDQ is to be a carnival of autism and guess what? That sells because we all like laughing at freaks with video game bing bing wahoo visuals and buzzwords in the background
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>>714700141A
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I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
>>714700063 (OP)Another unsuccessful mig
You let us run right off the cliff because you waited too long...
Love that last minute cringe from the couch
>>714700174I love Okami runs, but i can give a B max, due to being over the line
>>714700174B- run was interesting but the game is mid
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>>714700208>>714700174B - good but overestimate
>>714700174F
Overestimate is immediate F tier, no exceptions
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Are the non-motion control versions of Okami better or worse than the Wii waggle version?
>>714700174C
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>>714700174I'm doin' him a C
aww man I'm going to miss BloodThunder run
always a highlight
>>714700063 (OP)YOU'RE LATE BITCH
>>714700208C
overestimate but not entirely offensive
>not even 3 hours in
>tech issues
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anyone set up a Youtube restream yet? Not touching Twitch ever again
>>714700352it was ASS last time it was ran
>>714700174D
Not aggressively bad, just too average and also over estimate. Also I dislike glitch runs where the game just gets entirely skipped.
>>714700141>>714700174F, over estimate and allowing a fursuit
>>714700361I'm so glad you're back. Your presence comforts me.
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>>714700208B-
Game carrying, run was just okay
>>714700401Why not? Do you get filtered by ads in 2025...? But watch a re-stream or something then, cytube usually has a few anon rooms
not gonna lie bros this event has been kind of shit so far
>>714700401Makes you wonder why GDQ just doesn't do it themselves on their YouTube page now that multistreaming is allowed?
>>714700414Z
Dogshit capitalization and punctuation.
>>714700502It's only been two runs, calm your tits.
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When is the last time we've even seen Cave Story at GDQ?
>>714700502nigga it just started
>>714700531DONT lookup her onlyfans
What was the song they just remixed?
>>714700502Probably one the the weakest day 1 schedules ever.
why does it look so fucking empty there
>>714700616some undertale/deltarune track
Man, the older I get. The more depressing it is to watch
I missed Sonic 2. How was it?
>>714700607I dont even know her name
>>714700581I remember a troonie running the 3DS "remake" of Cave Story and it was an absolutely terrible experience.
>>714700661Its day 1, I think a lot of people arent arriving till tomorrow
>>714700581Last time was probably when the runner said that one character was cute.
>>714700502Sonic 2 and Okami, not a bad set. Next is Bear and Bird... I'm here for it. Just depends on the runners.
>>714700616https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhnKr9vHW90
>>714700141F the white dog was gay, bad Spyro ripoff
>>714700502idc how cringe the production is both runs were better than 90% of ESA mumbling sovl snore slop
>>714700661>>714700714Lot more than last year, it was completely empty
>>714700696Would have been better if the trans couch person didn't keep talking.
>>714700713God, that remake of Cave Story is such shit.
>>714700661it's always like this, they always have way too many chairs than attendees
>>714700696Pretty cool the Sonic games on MD are very beautiful and almost have a timeless quality to them. I have to play Sonic & Knuckles one day.
>>714700581Cave Story stinks.
why the fuck is my stream locked at 480p? i fucking hate twitch so much.
>>714700716I know who you're talking about but that was like ten years ago and the guy ended up being a pedo.
Sorry if this is going against the crowd here but I just really think the whole tranny thing is bizarre.
Am I the only one here who thinks Banjo-Kazooie is slop?
>>714700581There was a run at Frame Fatale from an absolutely mental category.
i never played banjo-kazooie
i preferred donkey kong
>>714700837if you have an adblocker sometimes that will reset it
Wasn't Banjo the VERY first game GDQ had drama with?
>>714700661it's american feeding time
gotta get to the trough before it gets crowded
>>714700784Plesae not tonight I have a headache
>>714700864Oh, he was a pedo? That sucks. Fuck him then.
>>714700531>She's not in this GDQ
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I love Banjo speedrunners!
First real run of the event, no weirdos in sight
>>714700872That's Banjo-Tooie.
>>714700872kazooie is ludo. Tooie is slop
>my pronouns are
>ANY/ALL
>They/Them
The fuck kind of bonkers mind thinks of this shit?
>>714700917No that was Halo
>>714700971anon.....look at the screen reflection...
>>714700872BK is a retroactive "classic" thanks to youtubers. No one liked it when it came out. Boring collectashit
>N64 version won
Honestly, why did they make it a bid war? Have we ever seen the Xbox 360 version ran?
>>714700970Me and my friends love Banjo
>>714700661american holiday weekend
>>714700970such holesome memories
AROO AROO
AROO AROO
AROO AROO
AROO AROO
>Any%
Goddammit why was I looking forward to this?
>>714701040Stop exposing yourself as a child
>>714700945No contact with actual minors, but left his YouTube history or likes open and it was nothing but videos of random children. He was aware of that drama too because /vg/ had a speedrun event going and he was in the threads responding to the drama a little.
>>714701037My screen does not reflect, nice self own
>>714700970makes me wish to be there...
>Failed State
What did he mean by this?
why are they so salty about no xbox
Oh this run is cheated? Fucking instant F.
>he/him runner AND couch
Maybe GQD won't be so bad
>>714700806Is the OF worth it?
>>714701004Any/All has to be a troll that GDQ hasn't caught on to at this point
>>714700810Just as I'd expected
>failed state
wait is this a fixed run?
>1 jiggy rout
calling it now, this run is going over time or a DNF
bit clips are not for regular runners.
>>714701127anon...accept your weirdo status...
>remember how shitty the 100 coin stars in mario 64 were
>lets do those but worse
what were they thinking
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>>714700917Definitely not the first drama
>>714700806I don't get it? Because it's mostly just audio shit?
>>714700240If I want to be entertained by lolcows, sadly GDQ is outclassed by actual special cases. Watch a youtube documentary or follow a drama streamer for that shit. Coming to this thread just for the autism is like coming here for the - love it or loathe it, it's snuck in without consent
>>714700806>fat titsdamn.
>jinjo noises from the crowd
hold me back
>>714701120cute horse
>>714701226ok I will, but atleast I'm not a speedrunner
>>714700806I like her huge eyes
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Quite choke heavy already
Cant believe people still watch this shit
Also whats the tea on why Keizaron isnt there anymore? GDQ isnt on his twitter bio anymore
>>714700240Fucking based.
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dude...
ah right
the rhyming donations
>>714701415WROO WROO WROO
>>714701415Team Sonic Racing
>no Gruntyposters
It's over.
>>714701415The Saucy Republican
>>714701416Ghost, unironically. see
>>714700153
>>714701420is he canadian or something?
>>714700414link your posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGi5I9AnBys
>>714701416had an episode after being cucked by a ghost and is now deemed too unstable even for gdq
>>714700970>>714701049>>714701085>>714701135I'm definitely missing something here. What am I missing?
>>714701420she's right thouie
>>714700607Holy shit she is fucking nasty fuck I should had listened
WREEW WREEW WREEW WREEEW WREEW
>>714701495I actually feel kind of bad for him. Having a schizo GF is a fate I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy
>>714701653Actual schizo GF is only worse then a BPD gf.
I can't stand these Rare collectathons.
>>714700153>Cuckolded by a ghostHuh, shit happens I guess.
>>714701774They were good to get your moneys worth off of when you were a child with not a lot of options.
>>714701653I'll agree, but I do have to note how funny it is that he essentially got cucked by a ghost chad.
>>714701774Have you tried sitting?
>>714701647Whatever happened to her? Was that actually Cosmo's girlfriend? I assume she just dumped him before or after trooning?
How come we don't get drama like this any more also? Now it's just some silly ten second moment from a stream or something. The Banjo thing was an entire storyline.
>>714701653tfw no schizo gf (I'm schizo)
>>714701774DK bananza will be the same
oh my god this is so fucking boring I'm leaving until indiana jones
I have no idea how one can speedrun this game with that jump sound. I would dig out my eardrums after a few runs.
>>714701774i like them
mindlessly collecting shit is kind of therapeutic
>>714701943just watch the movie at that point
my sub-pixel perfect floating point precise trick run is up next guys wish me luck
>>714701647>this has been a running joke for the last decade
https://youtu.be/TuBi7KJtqKE
This is conceptually a retarded speedrun since no jiggies, but the movement is really good
>>714701558it's missing the brazzers logo
Kazooie fucks male, anthropomorphic bears
>>714701943think it was already ran at ESA this week and wasn't very interesting. If it's a different game then could be cool
>>714701774I miss them.
Any modern collecathons that aren't Yooka-Laylee?
Are any good games scheduled for today?
You are now Guh-huh-ing manually
>>714701558Guy on the left is a Banjo speedrunner that banged the girl to the right of him during the event, who is another runner's wife. The news spread so quick that when it was his turn to run, people were making donations when his Banjo run came up like "Lost my wife, she loved Banjo speedrunners" or maybe it was at the next event, i forget.
how do they have early power ups?
>failed state
kek even American's have schools called Failed
>>714701906It will be infinitely more brainless.
>>714702052Kek, they ran a train on her or something? What are their names so I can look up the lore in the archive?
>>714702149Kek, that sucks for the guy who got cucked. What's with married girls cheating on their husbands at fucking speedrunning events of all things? Real gutter-slumming behavior.
>>714702149How fucked up do you need to be to sleep with another man's wife? What the fuck?
>>714701906You niggas want that game to fail so bad
>>714702426I think it will do well but it is a collectathon at the end of the day
Didn’t the guy who used to run this fuck some guys wife?
>Avowed as one of your first big donations
lol, literally nobody cares about that game
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>>714702259chartecker looking ass
Shut the fuck up announcer
These graphics are so bad without the shitsmear of a crt
>>714702371That's like one step beyond all the sex posting in /v/ and you see that everyday
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE
BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE
>>71470242680$ games should fail
I always get this mixed up with the really offensive adult humour chipmunk game because I wasn't an N64 kid
>>714702353Nerdy, homely women are the most likely to cheat. It's not because they're "easy" it's because they know they'll always get away with any possible fallout.
>>714702579The performative ebonics is pathetic.
>>714702530He didn't use a hard r so it's cool
>>714702617DK doesn't cost 80 bucks, amigo.
>>714702617It's not 80, you fucktard
>>714702617Your life is worth 0$ and you still failed.
>>714702371Everyone does it its not that serious
>ugh the n64 version is so GAY and LAME i cant believe you FAGGOTS spent hundreds of dollars so we can play it
>>714702672You need to go back.
>>714702475Technically it was a hotel room orgy where she blew multiple people
>>714702731>Ur le poor and/or brownGet new material
>>714702731LowTierGod be like:
>>714702760They're having orgies at these things?
What's an easy game to speedrun?
So this is the sort of game you N64 fags look up to as the greatest games ever?
>>714702825Yes, but unironically.
>>714700970>yfw you heard chibi is hung like a horse
>>714702825You gotta understand, they didn't have much to play, so even the low tier slop was a godsend
>>714702353>>714702371Here's the donation reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
Sam SVG was the girl's husband. Stivitybobo knows who it is of course but the donation reader doesn't know about any of the drama. Fake dono obviously probably from /v/.
>>714702824Convention orgies are a meme sadly
>>714702825No, Banjo only became popular after xboxfags got a port. Theyre so starved for a platformer this was like a golden calf to worship
>>714702825yeah but for me it was majoras mask
>>714702928Still funny how many people fall for it.
>>714702259dangerously based...
>>714702510kek
>host already butting in
Ah, it starts.
>>714703001Wow Toby Fox in the crowd
>>714702928Not if you've been to the furry ones.
Tolki Gangbang info
>stivittybobo, a banjo kazooie runner got so drunk that he tried to fuck the gf of another runner, cosmo, but cosmo and other people where in the room and kicked him out so bobo and 4 other people got a 19 year old mormon girl drunk and gang raped her after chasing her 18 year old husband out of the room
>>714703124what the fuck is this
>>714703067Is he here? I swear I heard his laugh from the crowd before.
>WEEW WEEW WEEW WEEW WEEW
holy fuck I can't take it anymore
>>714703067Another precious speedrunner done dirty by GDQ
>>714703159this, can confirm
>>714702824>>714702928> convention orgies are a memeAbsolutely not the case in the GG community
>Banjo is the primary of the two protagonists
>Kazooie does all the work
Why is Stivitybobo not running this
>>714703124Why does globohomo art not include facial features
>>714703170tourist
anything good so far or possibly coming up today?
>>714703114Did someone say Toby Fox of Undertale(tm) fame who recently released the instant cult classic Deltarune?!
>>714703124What was his cancellation? Another pedo I think?
>>714703124What is he up to these days?
>>714703220Iori is my banjo
>>714703167yo is this real?
The end of the marathon is so bad. SM64 by a literal who runner with a shit time. The bonus game is MK World, a game which everyone hates, and then half of an indie JRPG. What the fuck is this garbage?
>>714703309he was sniffing women's hair
>>714703309He made women uncomfortable by sitting next to them. IIrc he banned himself.
>>714703167Reminder this stupid whore got completely BTFO by stiv releasing chat logs of them asking him to live with them after the event. She craves the BSC and cuckboy wants to watch.
>>714703309He made some women uncomfortable and got banned from two events (during Covid so whatever) wrote a huge doc outing himself making it infinitely worse and he's never been back since
>look back on Banjo overall people have fond memories
>when talkinf about individual levels its "gobi is whatever, bubble gloop is meh, rusty bucket bay is bad, click clock is bad, mad monster is bad, clankera cavern ia bad, etc" and then realize each level elicits feelings like that
What causes this discrepancy?
>>714703381>at eu primetime tootruely sickening
>>714703381>Pokémonand not going to watch
>>714703430Nooo come back, i liked his vibes
>>714703476nostalgia vs. deeper analysis
>>714703476the game is heavily carried by its charm
>>714703476The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
>>714703381Please janny-sama, let us at least post marnie or something to survive this...
>>714703381> more than 4 hours of cheekmaeabsolutely not
>>714703497This is what you get for filling the NA primetime at ESA with 4 hour JRPG runs the whole week.
>>714702825Ogre Battle 64 for me
>>714703440Stiv in turn got completely BTFO by the husband for releasing the pastebin with his apology
>>714703476I like the game.
Imagine if 4chan actually stayed down. Who the hell else could I reminisce about a Banjo speedrunner from ten years ago?
>>714703476People like the Idea of Banjo
>>714703553Unironically what we need. But it's probably going to be nap time
>>714703579very first run
>they mogged ESA within 4 hours
>>714703579anon we didn't even make it one run without the first GDQ tranny appearance
What exactly are you expecting?
>>714703553Fingers crossed
>>714703476rare collectathons are completely carried by the vibes
this game was lightning in a bottle man
>>714703381>vixenI'm guessing this is not a real woman
>>714701558>>714702353It's been like a decade since the drama so forgive me if I get something wrong. The girl was a streamer, who shared the Twitch channel with her husband. They were both mormons and got married at like 18yo. They went to GDQ (pic related is literally them driving to the event). Anyways, after getting to the event, the wife started drinking and hanging out with the guys. Husband got angry and literally left the venue and drove home or some shit, leaving her alone with a bunch of guys in the room. She got fucked by at least StivityBobo (left guy) and GiantWaffle (right guy) that night. Though IIRC rumour is it was an actual gangbang with multiple guys fucking her. The next few days she hung out with Bobo and GiantWaffle (or one of them, I can't remember exactly) and got fucked on the regular. StivityBobo was also actually their friend and knew both of them, I think he even showed up on their stream. Their names are Sam and Tolki, you can find a bunch of posts about them online.
Cherry on top is that they're still together and the husband has forgiven her.
Any QTs with hairy forearms or armpits or fucked up teeth or acne in the staff this time?
>>714703381>Eeveelution Trade Alt RaceWhat the fuck even is that category?
POST YOUR GUH HUHS
https://voca.ro/1kyM3VQc8IWE
>>714703807The only more obvious name would be Lilith.
>>714703854>redditueyfuck off
>>714703725Eh, technically before it even started. Anon posted pre-marathon donations that were nearly 50k. They had charity marathons pre-GDQ to fundraise for this event. Which is weird, but they do the whole yetee thing too so not that surprised anymore kek
>>714703847Damn it's been a long time since this happened
>>714703847Yeah and years later didn't she change up her story and say she got taken advantage of and it wasn't consensual? So much weird ass shit goes on at these GDQ events lol
>>714702492there are dozens of us
>>714703847They never got back together
>>714703854>4chanueyfuck on
>>714703381>race>4+ hour race>4+ hour race of a JRPG so if someone gets a lead they'll keep it forever>Pokemon and the god awful donations that come with it>CorvimaeHowever...
>MarniepostingWorth
>>714702647me neither but I grew up in africa so I didn't have any console, only pc
>>714704036no
shut the fuck up
>>714703725>terroristfonden
>banjo run
>thread dominated by the cuck incident
are banjo runs cursed forever?
>>714704051>marniepostingwatch what happens when you do :)
>>714703381It is Sword or Shield? I need to know if I should prime my Melony folder
>>714704051I doubt we'll have any Marnieposting anon, have you been here past few years? Even if it's being run it's not really allowed I think.
>>714704128Well it's a memorable thing so makes sense, some of us have been here since the first event so it's fun to reminisce
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>got anymore time for donations?
>>714703381what is the category about, sounds really tranny
>>714703603i l-love you c-caleb
was that g-good enough?...
>>714703973>she got taken advantage of and it wasn't consensualI usually call BS on stuff like this but if it's like an 18 year old Mormon chick getting drunk for the first time without her partner there or ehatever, that's a little more believable. Still funny, it's obvious they should've broken up
>>714703847pretty accurate except i don't know about them fucking over the next few days, i think it was a one-off thing but i also didn't pay attention too closely to the aftermath, i was just around for the happening
Yipeee!! I just got back from work! So excited to watch GDQ with all my friends on /v/! Greetings from Germany
Maybe I should grab mgs 2 to finally play it while waiting for good runs.
thing is I forgot most of mgs1
the intricacies anyways.
>>714704424Let's kick cancer's butt!
>>714704231>>714704148It's allowed so long as its done alongside discussion of the run or game. If it's blatantly just ecchi posting then it's removed.
>>714704424Let's get those doctors some borders!
How does someone not going insane listening to this shit for hours every day?
>>714704551Didn't they ban them?
>>714704424>>714704512Destroy my childhood
I just came out as non-binary, can I get a trans rights?
Please help and mark the trans portions of the schedule.I want to be free of eye/ear cancer. A text list is fine too.
A few fuck ups but I just can't dislike Banjo-Kazooie run. The game just has such a unique charm to it.
>>714704574>It's allowed so long as its done alongside discussion of the run or game. keep telling yourself that. Good luck
Is the seasons level the best one in 3D platforming?
such a soulful game
rip rare
Is CalebHart in this time?
>>714704203Nabnut is a married man
See there are some game elements that are dated, but you understand that it was the style at the time or they didn’t know any better. The question is, whether 1981, 1991, 2001 or beyond, who the fuck thought WHOOOOO WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO was a good idea?
>>714704724caleb wouldn't touch nu-GDQ with a 10 ft. pole
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Theres.a sweet spot for speedruns to be interesting. If the EST is more than like 40% of an average casual run its usually just optimized movement and akipped cutscenes and not interesting.
If its like 1-5% then its usually just overly glitched, activating credits, ACE, etc which is boring.
10~30% is typically the sweetspot
>>714704657Would take a lot of detective work to vet out all the couches bro
>>714704662It's alright. First kinda "normal" / comfy run
hell yeah we're back boys
cant wait for another week with you fucking retards
>>714704551Banned for too much fun
Unbanned to milk more donations
>>714704820I don't think the devs thought people would use talon trot as their primary form of movement. I think they honestly thought people would only use it for slopes.
>>714704897Greg! Greetings from Germany!
>>714704820>The question is, whether 1981, 1991, 2001 or beyond, who the fuck thought WHOOOOO WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO was a good idea?This, either it was never annoying to begin with or it was annoying even back then. Consistency is all we ask to people voicing their own vidya takes
>>714702825It's a solid game for the n64 that came out in 1998. People who really like it played it as a kid. If you're playing as an adult then it's not some top tier game but it's excellent for what it is and has a ton of Rare charm (atmosphere, characters, stupid humor ranging from childish to wry, goofy art style, absolutely stellar music). There are tons of better games for the n64 that hold up even when played for the first time as an adult, but Banjo-Kazooie is a top-tier "played it for the first time as a kid" game. Ignore the retard that keeps trying to push some headcanon about it only becoming popular after the port that no one fucking bought.
I hope Blechy is doing well, wherever the fuck the little dude is these days.
>>714704551Not transfriendly.
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the first thing I see when I click the stream is a high pitched jewish tranny with dyed hair sitting next to some weird gay manlet, they have that awful melee player aura. you niggers really watch this shit?
>>714704304gonna sound "problematic" here but its 90% bullshit. Been in the beverage industry for over a decade at many different types of places. Taken several classes on alcohol safety in terms of drunk behavior. There absolutely is a line and it's pretty clear, if someone has drank enough to pass out that's just straight up rape. Almost all alcohol related "regret" is people doing EXACTLY what they wanted to do and having a convenient excuse to not be responsible for their actions.
Man I would have gone fuckin wild to get the bee form outside of the Click Clock entrance as a kid, I really wanted to have it in other levels.
What are you guys playing while watching this?
Playing euro truck sim 2 myself.
The speedrun was only made noisier by the addition of yet more bees!
>>714705000Neither of these people are trannies.
>>714705038Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI
>>714704612GDQ did ban fumos yeah, under the excuse that they were distracting, somehow.
>>714705038I'm actually paying attention. This is the last run of the day for me though, then it's back to Ace Attorney Investigations. Maybe I'll go for a walk.
>>714704629>>714704574lmao these always get me
Thank god the thread slowed down. Might even become bearable in a few days.
>>714704724no all he does is play shitty ironslop he doesn't know what speedruns are anymore
>>714705000>he/him>trannyanon.....I
>>714704847for me it's
>30m - 1h20m length>like 90% optimized normal gameplay>10% glitches, skips, and sequence breaks>1-2 difficult tricks, but not so many that they kill runs consistently
>>714705038pokemon emerald as usual
worst level of the game
don't @ at me
>>714705038Playing a bit of Ancient Aliens in Doom 2.
bees are cool
always wanted to try out beekeeping
can someone post the chart
also when is runescape
>>714705242runescape is banned for not being trans inclusive
>>714705038Din's Curse.
This shit is way too fun for how jank it looks.
>>714705213enjoy your shitty meat week drops
>>714705157just wait for another tranny to show up
>>714705038System Shock 2 remake
Yes I'm late to the party
>>714705229Everyone thinks this.
>>714705237Yeah but before that I'd like to have chickens.
somebody post the pic
you know the one
>>714705242Brownest hands in the thread right now
>>714705038Currently using my AP in Fate/Grand Order. Just failed another career in Umamusume, feels bad.
I might start up Slay the Spire in a bit.
This run is comfy, I'm enjoying the tricks. Replayed BK recently, was fun. Started Tooie and wasn't feeling it at all.
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>>714705237They're a well oiled machine
>>714705369Only allowed in the Sonic marathon, despite Sent being a Gurumin runner.
>>714704612No, they just can't stay on the couch all the time like before.
Funny because ESA is totally cool with them, one ESA had a load of them sitting in chairs as seen in the webm somebody posted.
>>714704695 and I'm pretty sure there's several off-cam including a fucking massive one.
How much did Miyamoto seethe over this game?
>>714705038Just the runs and posting for now. Was thinking of going back to play Disco Elysium or start Clair Obscur.
>>714704861>take a lotYeah I know, I can only wish it existed.
Fucking whining about not Xbox is getting really annoying
I really thought this half of the run would bee more interesting.
>>714705038Need to get back to FF Rebirth
>>714705443So much he told them to make a second one out of spite
>>714705443> How much did Miyamoto seethe over this game?A lot, and rightly so because it made a mockery of the 3d platformer genre that Mario 64 had both invented and perfected.
>>714705038Finished a hgame, it was meh so I did the virgin ending. I've just downloaded Honkai Star Rail, hoping to finish the prologue tonight
>>714705517No, you don't. Play the white man's game (Ff7 without time jannies)
>>714705508How long did it take you to think of something even the smallest bit related to use as an excuse to post furry porn
>>714705443He killed John Rare.
>>714705038Nothing, I'm so tired I can barely breathe
Might be cuz first day, but I'm surprised the host is actually asking if he can read donos
>>714705608But I've already played that one. Why would I play it again?
>>714705653>But I've already played that one. Why would I play it again?Exactly. Why would you play the same game but worse again?
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
>>714705569Mario 64 is a shit game and BK holds up better.
I played neither of them as a kid so nostalgia has nothing to do with my stated fact.
>>714705694most generic looking middle aged woman ever, you need higher standards
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WHERE'S THE BEAR GONE
IT'S NEARLY BEEN TEN MINUTES AAAAA
>>714705508MODS MODS MODS
>>714703979>I know the first question a lot people are going to ask is to define the relationship, and I am sorry to say I don’t have a simple answer for that. We love each other, we are best friends, we live together, and we are very close. You can define that however you want, our relationship is what it is and no label defines it. This is all I will be saying on this matter.https://web.archive.org/web/20210308144105/https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sp87pr
Tolki also talked about the event back in 2020 and she mentions Sam several times and implies that they're still together.
https://web.archive.org/web/20200707190432/https://twitlonger.com/show/n_1srahg8
Does anyone hear some buzzing? Tech crew fucking up again
>>714705643Probably just depends who it is desu. Some aggressively insert themselves.
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Bee Movie isnt bad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXNHKQTsdjk
>>714705694she was hot like 10 years ago but mother nature caught up to her fast
>>714705719>Mario 64 is a shit game and BK holds up better.Only a nostalgia-poisoned Banjofag would hold this awful, awful opinion — discarded.
>>714705714The combat is more fun tho.
>>714705719this proves nothing you can still be a random retard with faggot taste
Bees are hard to control man
>>714705643Nah he's been butting in on commentary unprompted too
>>714705848>not turn BASEDIt really really isn't
>>714705643Don't worry. It will get worse.
>>714705441There's one dude who goes to ESA, BSG and so on and always takes a fuckton of them to put on the chairs and stuff.
ESA even had a ton of them sat there during the Twilight Princess multi-hour drifting skip.
>>714705908Simply untrue. Spamming attack over and over on CD is not fun
>>714705876do you think it hurts when they bonk their head on walls
>>714705719M64 will always have its movement regardless of how oldhat collectathons are. BK can't compare in that regard.
>>714705940Kyogre, it's pretty busted with surf + thunder
>Runner drops to zero lives while taking intentional deaths
>Commentator alerts him to this and reminds him to pick up some extras
Was that really so hard?
>>714705840Seethe harder tendie.
>>714705967Isn't it Naro? I know he's a fan and runs fan games. I bet he has a load of them.
Dude seems chill.
>>714706068what would you do about that?
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>>714705785are you seriously mandella affecting me right now?
>>714705643Is it a host or a reader?
Are they actually hosting? Because the worst thing these people can do is make themselves the star of the show. I don't care if they're getting paid for this, we're not here for them. They read messages from sponsors and donors. That's it. Get them and their egos the fuck outta here if they pretend to be more.
>>714706024eh, they'll bee ok
>>714705694Her face and body type is very Irish. I mean..there are a lot of girls like this around. It's the Tinder healthcare worker phenotype.
>>714705940Kyogre if you're try-harding
Groudon for da kewl
>>714705908I like playing games, not taking turns.
>>714706068You should wait until he has game over'd to tell him he has no lives
>>714706068tranny voice feels like needles in you ear drum if you are a normal person
>>714703847>>714704421how did the public even find out about this exactly?
>>714706129I hope you don't play soulslikes then
>>714705970gee zorak how come mom lets you have 2 bees
>>714706068>that insufferable tranny just rubbing it inplease, someone post the video of the redemption
>>714706074>pretending that Banjo is better than Mario 64 just because you hate nintendolmao just lmao
>>714706068Should just do safety saves
>>714705940when I learned groudon is only 11 feet tall I got the ick so it's kyogre for me
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BUM TO THE BUM TO THE BASE
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>>714705038Grindframe, I've been playing it a lot lately.
gonna post faggots from chat.
>>714705694Same, wish I could find a gf like that.
I like the hairy one with acne too. Imagine a threesome with them.
Grunty's broom is magic
It's not for cleaning
I don't know how it happened but I'm sure it has some meaning
>>714706167It was a party where everyone was drinking and playing video games. I think it was either Mario Kart or Mario Party. It wasn't just StivityBobo and GiantWaffle who were present, there were other dudes there who didn't participate in what happened, but saw the flirting, which I believe started with the girl sitting on someone's lap.
tl;dr
>multiple drunk nerds in a room>girl flirting with one of them>guy leaves>multiple social maladjusted, drunk nerds see girl flirting with StivityBobo after the guy leaves, maybe see more>at least one of them leaves the room and immediately tells someone else "You won't believe the bullshit I just saw"
>>714706167I think a random pastebin popped up talking about the events, so people found photos of them hanging out together and then Stiv just admitted to it by posting his own pastebin where he apologized to Sam. He also called out Waffle for fucking her as well. Sam might have posted something about leaving GDQ as well, but I might be wrong. Also Waffle still denies it to this day. He had his stream chat in sub mode for quite a while because of all the drama. It's also not the first time he got entangled in some drama and others have said he's a piece of shit in general.
>>714706331I think my prime sub is still unavailable, bros
...is Kazooie literally shitting out those eggs, what is that sound effect
>>714706464No, I won't drink the water and I won't eat.
>>714706081I think so, yeah.
>Already going over estimate
This runner just lost, you cannot question it.
It seems this run will be over estimate!
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE!!!!!!!!
We're going over estimate already?
oh this is nearing sudden train wreck territory
>we "pretty much" breat the game
oh no
CHOKE
OVERESTIMATE
OWARI DA GDQ
>choke
>going over estimate
run over, GDQ killed
why not pick up the fucking honeycombs?
>choking after doing a frame perfect skip first try
Unfortunate
>chokeoh boy
>>714706472It's crazy that he just walked it off
>>714706341>>714706353bet you feel real stupid now
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Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
>W-WE PRETTY MUCH ALREADY BEAT THE GAME
OH NONONONONONOOOO!
The run is lost, you are too late!
You choked the most, now go dilate!
failed state?
more like failed run
It's funny that when I played Banjo, I also said "i pretty much beat the game" too because the Grunty fight was fucking bugged for me.
>Talks shit about another run going over estimate
>Chokes and mercy kill incoming
>>714706765>it's ok to be slow on a speedrun
I haven't watched anything yet, waiting for Avowed :) and maybe Indy's gonna be a banger
>>714706765That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen an anime say
LAUNDER ALL THE DOSH YOU WANT
GRUNTY'S GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT
>>714706765Going over estimate has been getting more and more common because the runners they get now are shitter tourists.
>t...the category is really hard actually..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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>>714706765>The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it
What the fuck happened? When I poked my head in he was at the jinjo statues. What could have happened?
>1:11 into a 1:12 run
SAY IT WITH ME
>>714706742>It's crazy that he just walked it offI'm not surprised desu. He played it out pretty well. Just deny everything, put your chat into sub mode, tell mods to ban anyone who mentions it and ride it out. I wish he got what he deserved, but oh well.
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Hey that was pretty close, good job.
STILL UNDERESTIMATE
APOLOGIZE
>>714706743BET YOU FEEL STUPID HUH
Delivery.
I forgor the apron. I'll draw it later.
>>714706965A surprise cringekino overestimate fags BTFO
>>714706965ZZZ YOU KNOW THE RULES
>>714706965B
Best run so far.
>>714706914>>714706948>>714706950Apologize, you premature estimaculators
>>714706965A. good run, normal couch
>>714706965C, decent background noise.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Critical Failure into critical clutch, impressive.
>>714706965trainwreck but under estimate
B
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Why is the Jinjonator so hilarious?
nearly 2 out of 3 runs overestimate
>>714706965C-. Some new, neat tech but execution was dogshit and runner/couch were boring as fuck
DOUBTERS WHERE ARE YOU NOW??
>>714706965B
Solid run even with the choke
>>714706743I bet you feel real stupid now.
>>714706965B
Breddy gud, I enjoyed it. Nice save at the end.
>I said the word uh oh
huh?
>>714706742>It's crazy that he just walked it offI'm not surprised desu. He played it out pretty well. Just deny everything, put your chat into sub mode, tell mods to ban anyone who mentions it and ride it out. I think he even threatened them saying that he'll contact his lawyer if they keep slandering him or some shit as well. I wish he got what he deserved, but oh well.
>>714706965C pretty good with only a few mess ups
>>714707005damn brat
>>714707014Awooooooga Nice!
>>714706765If it's ok then why do they change the estimate when runners go over? Not to hurt their fee fees? Faggot.
>>714706965You're under time; you should feel gross.
Your rating? C, since time was close.
>>714706965A For dramatic timing
>>714706965Fuckin clutch finish after a choke
Entertaining. Ah fuck it, A.
>>714706965C I don't care about banjo
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>>714706965C+
for Choke and Clutch
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>>714706965I'm doin' him a B
>I have plenty of opportunity to fill-uh..
lmao
>>714706965Didn’t watch the run but ima give it an
A
Due to Tendies seething at the better 3d platformer.
>>714707014woah, nice art style anon
That entire final Jinjo segment I was like man, I'd grab that honey 1 inch to the side just to be safe in a marathon setting... And then he died. With the honey right there. Hubris of banjo runners at its finest.
>>714706965A
did not watch but the thread was good
>Biggest butt competition
?
I was promised trannies and cringekino, where is it?
>won biggest butt at witch school
what
>>714706965B
can't go any higher with all the fuck ups
>>714706965A, good run despite the late choke, and even then he still buckled down and saved it instead of settling for a dnf.
>>714706965A. Proved GDQ isn't completely dead yet
>they censored the woman in a swimsuit
roflmao
>>714706965A for the mostly fun run and the almost trainwreck into an omega clutch. Cinematic.
>>714706965I GIVE THIS RUN A GENEROUS B
A WOMAN YOU WILL NEVER BE
>>714706965B for big bundas, and also banjo ig
A for the last minute clutch
>>714706965B
Choked pretty hard at the end in a stupid way but had a clean rest of the run.
If every speedrun was atleast this level of fun, we'd be living in a golden age.
>>714707173>>714707209This reminds me of.. LESBIANS
>>714706965Id give Banjo a sex out of 10
As for the run, B I guess
>woman on screen
>Better hide the screen now
Literally a kids game
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>trying to censor melon lady
Those pussies.
>>714707178Literally the intro and the first run. Don't worry, more is coming. I promise.
>runner doesn't pretend to give a fuck about the $1000 donation
okay he's based, give him an A
>>714707282it's to hide the piracy device he's using
>>714706965B for Kazooie.
>>714705038No matter the version of Pokemon RSE, Route 132 is and will always be a giant chore between fly-backs to the top of the current just to get everything
>>714706765Technically true, but the point is to try to stay under the estimate if possible. I think a lot of runners underestimate how long a run can take if things go wrong on stage, leaving slimmer margins. That ends up being better for scheduling, but easier to go over with.
Why does this GDQ have so many more non-game segments lined up?
>>714706975same anon same
>>714707416MODS MODS MODS
Choking on the showcase is fucking crazy
>>714706965He’s still fucking up the run and the run is already done
F
>>714705038i can't play anything, my laptop can barely handle 3 streams (GDQ, 2 FGC streams) and i'm busy shitposting
look at how hard I can shit eggs
That thing would've freaked me out as a kid. Just like the Mario 64 eel
>>714707278>>714707246these are both A ratings based on charteckers script works
doesnt that much shitting hurt kazooie?
nice "glitch exhibition" faggot
>>714707014oh hey it's you, I've saved several of your pics already. good shit
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>choke during the game
>choke during the glitch exhibition
>>714707454is the warning because of the babe in the background?
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>>714707406Charity event first.
"Entertainment" event second.
Speedrun event third.
I'm not even joking, they made that claim themselves years ago.
>>714707454Was this real or just coincidence?
>>714707406I have to assume they think that people actually like the preshow and thus want more of it throughout the marathon.
If more of them are just showcases showing off something of the run they're not-quite advertising, then I'm okay with that, only if they're filling existing wait times and not being something that has like 20 minutes of nothing before and after them.
>>714707454God GDQ is such a fucking embarrassment.
>>714707406Cameras inside your TV can pinpoint what exactly inspires people to donate the most, and those were found to be it.
>>714707581it was a (((coincidence))).
>>714707454I wasn't watching, there was no way this actually happened, right?
>>714707581actually hiding the fact that they're using pirated games on a flashcart
MORE LIKE CHOKE EXIHIBITION
>glitch exhibition
>fails every one of them
>>714707607Reddit? Female? Eunuch?
Which are you?
>>714707454Yeah, i'd like to motorboat those.
>>714707790is this spyro?
>>714707709>>714707627GDQ does enough shit already that's embarrassing. A guy changing out game carts/resetting is NOT one of them.
You can literally see him lean forward right before it.
Holy hell!
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>>714707607yes bro nikke is a videogame
Stiv would have never fucked up this much
Worst fucking glitch exhibition ever. Holy shit
porn addicts are worse than trannies
>Even the glitch exhibition is choking
>>714705038Fighting the Elder Dragon in Etrian Odyssey 3 HD.
>>714707572Correction, charity business first. All these organisers are getting paid. Every sub and twitch money aspect goes directly to GDQ, not the charity. It's even worse than simply putting the charity first. It's all about them.
>>714707594I don't think they assume, so much as they want to manufacture the appearance of such. A lot of the big organisers use GDQ as a springboard for the rest of their career. It's all showbiz, and any year of GDQ where you're not showing off a segment is like a gap in your resume
>>714707546I'm sure the artist really appreciates it anon, even if he was just immediately banned. What a shame!!
I'm sure he wouldn't mind posting more stuff throughout the week if there are more requests, but as a reminder he is slow. I guess he can only post stuff on his socials now...
This might be rhe qorat glitch exhibition Ive ever seen. He faila most of them, and most of them are just clipping through something
>>714707921MODS MODS MODS
Night schedule looks decent, day schedule is total shit though. Too bad the day runs are the only ones I tend to catch during wageslaving.
>>714707897Banjo would make a good male wife
how much did people pay for this?
>nah i think i'll end this thing YOU paid for early
NO
REFUNDS
this is the voice of a man who likes watching bbc porn
>I'm going to end early
WHAT THE FUCK, WASN'T THIS AN INCENTIVE?
>>714708040Calm down there is a super janny deleting things ITT within 1 second
colossal failure of an exhibition and run
I think hes gonna kill himself now
RATE THE GLITCH EXHIBITION
>Ending the incentive people donated for early
What a chad
>>714706487can someone give me the sound link?
don't know how to copy it from the truncated filename
>we went little over est... under estimate
Just a bad runner. Not annoying, not ugly, doesn't seem like a bad guy. Just not very good at the game he's speedrunning.
>>714708174I miss Mao Mao.
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>>714708191D incredible that actual people paid actual money for this shit
>>714708176some sad lookin pepperoni nips
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>>714708176imagine getting the shirt off and then seeing that
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>>714708191I'm doin' him an F
>>714708191F
Waste of money.
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>20 minute dick sucking segment
Nah
>>714708191T. for trainwreck, cannot believe how hard he just fucked that up
>>714708339Fucking yum Id try to fit it all in my mouth, what are you gay?
New Thread up here
>>714708303
>>714708332its suppose to be a couch for midgets
>>714708265>>714708339Yikes. Look at these fags.
>>714708191F the event is dead, all that is left is this thread
Why does it look like a porn set?
>>714708540It's in the bottom right just same color as the carpet
Use GIMP and zoom in
spikebejita bros we remain BASED even in 2025
>mr shasta
Oh, I remember now. He was fucking up the Mario64 relay race at ESA one time and made the whole thing go over estimate.
>>714707921>>714708176Abusive whores like this should be raped so hard they never post another photo on the internet.
Janny earning those hotpockets
>>714708961MODS MODS MODS
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