Everyone other than Disney obsessed '''''adults'''' is cringing at the direction Donkey Kong Bananza is taking.

I have no strong feelings about this because I'm not a retard

>>714700941 (OP)
based fuck the fans who want the same shit repeated ad infinitum

>>714700941 (OP)
Literally who? nobody cares disgusting snoy nigger. you lost and got raped

>I play games (...) not for gameplay

>>714701236
There's literally nothing like DKB on the market you stupid faggot. Not even odyssey plays like this

Really hope they don't do the forced multiplayer shit.

>they wokeified DK
Are they trying to turn kids gay?
It's over.

>>714700941 (OP)
it's basically DK but for reddit manchildren

>>714700941 (OP)
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay

>>714700941 (OP)
Oh no, some random faggit didnt like the new DK game, what a tragedy

E___ ____ ___ ___ _____

>>714700941 (OP)
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay

>not on Switch 1
Who the fuck cares, it's gonna FLOPm

>>714701449
It has forced invasions where other players can steal your bananas

>>714700941 (OP)
>AI generated leddit post
>OP obviously cropped out the source because he's a nigger

>>714700941 (OP)
>I play games for their content not for the gameplay

>>714700941 (OP)
>rarefags whining

This dude sounds like a total no fun faggot.

>>714700941 (OP)
>Sonygg*rs are seething at Donkey Dong

FTFY, no need to thank me.

>>714700941 (OP)
>I play games for their content, not the gameplay.
stopped reading there, my god, what a faggot

>>714700941 (OP)
you will never even achieve lolcow status
99% of /v/ doesn't even know you exist and I can't even remember what you look like
you will die alone

death to mega stupid omega retards. DKB looks fun and i will buy two copies to spite OP

Personally I have no opinion regarding this

>>714701181
/thread

Why do nintendo children do their reddit reaction image spam whenever nintendo is insulted? Do they think this is an argument?

My impression is that Bananza is aimed at 4-8 year old children.

>>714702029
>there are people on /v/ who desperately want a page on kiwifarms dedicated to themselves.
Grim.

>don't play the game the gameplay

what the fuck is this horse shit

>>714701817
>>714701662
>>714701565
>>714701389
Yup, that's the Sony way of gaming.

>>714700941 (OP)
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay

>>714702432
if this is live footage why isn't froggy moving?

>>714700941 (OP)
Never liked Pauline, so having this huge focus on her and singing shit instead of just having DK with Diddy and Dixie on his back just feels wrong

This might be the most directionless complaint I've ever read in my entire life, and that's after 15 years of /v/.
>>714702927
It's not like Pauline actually has a character before this game.

>>714700941 (OP)
I think Nintendo might be trying to do "movie games" like Xbox and PlayStation, but instead of them being medieval fantasy or sci-fi movies, they are animated Disney musical movies, at least when it comes to Donkey Kong Bananza.
I think it started with Zelda BOTW and TOTK, and now Super Mario and Donkey Kong are getting that treatment.

>>714701492
you're a gay faggot

>>714700941 (OP)
anyone who cares about donkey kong at all is a cringe faggot lol. Kill yourself OP

>>714700941 (OP)
>I play games for their content, not for gameplay
Stopped reading there