>women are smarter than men, chud
Magic is female

>spends most of her time crying about her divorce with Marika's male homunculus cl

>>714708242 (OP)
>Gets divorced by husband of 100+ years for a virgin-killer wearing blonde
Statistically she'll have rebound sex with a Black Man

>>714708242 (OP)
Why are you always so mad that a single game decided that a woman was the best wielder in its setting of something that literally doesn't exist in real life?

>>714708242 (OP)
I accidentally ruined my fun with her.
I was carrying too many souls on me at the time and didn't want to lose them.
I had two flasks left after the annoying phase 1 that nearly killed me a bunch of times with how much bullshit flies around in the air, and then used one on full health because of some fat fingering. Got chipped down bad by her laser beams and then had to get sweaty spamming Giant's Hunt to stunlock her to death.

I wish this damn game had boss fight rematches because I looked her up later and the fight was pure ludokino if I didn't cheese it.

>>714709903
It wasn’t a problem until the dlc. They rubbed it in way too hard with Rellana and Ymir. It’s basically a girl boss game.

>>714711571
miquella has a cock tho

>>714711571
does it make you insecure?

>>714708242 (OP)
Disappointment of a boss
Disappointment of a level

Most of that doesn't matter if the story is nonexistent and every npc regardless of gender dies.

>>714712241
It is annoying how doing all the rooftop parkour requires you going out of your own way and it gives meh-tier loot, regardless.
I don't remember if the Glintstone Whetblade was on the main path or not, but other than some spells, it is really the only good loot and pretty conditional at that.
Moongrum should have been a Crucible Knight tier boss and they definitely could have expanded the run up to Rennala.