>switch 2 performance issues
>flagship game is trash
The decline of nintendo deepens

Mario if he sneed.

Sony lost.

>>714720486
Good.

>>714720283 (OP)
Nintendo could brick all the Switches right now and people would be happy to buy Switch 3 years from now, crying from happiness. Their all fucking deranged.

>>714720283 (OP)
Nintendo can keep declining, but the fans will keep buying their products, even more than before.

>>714720283 (OP)
Is this the new Switch 2 schizo thread? The last one 404'd.

>>714720283 (OP)
didn't some celebrity die again cause of heart issues?

>>714720283 (OP)
Nah, just keep pretending literally everything they do is good/ can do no harm, keep that nso subscription up to date, and buy everything they want you to
Trust the plan

Mario if he trusted the science, social distanced, followed the floor arrows, stayed home and saved lives, was an actual decent human being, wore 2 masks and saved grandma

>>714720283 (OP)
Let me guess, you just watched Max Dood's reaction to the Direct and saw him point out some frame drops?

>>714720283 (OP)
I never bought a console at launch until switch 2 although I did buy a switch 1 the year of release. I hadn't touched my switch in years til switch 2 so I feel like I am experiencing a lot of shit for the first time. Id be disappointed if I had been using my switch up until now though. Might be the best console of all time if you are in the minority of people who didn't already have a switch.

>>714720283 (OP)
6.2m sold in a month.

Over 4m copies of Mario Kart World.

Stay salty.

When the news comes out that the vax is bad I could see the vast majority of vaxxers taking their own life rather than “hunt down those responsible” like some people think. These are the most passive people on earth and will simply die if the local news tells them to. The vax is even proof of that.

>>714720559
Oh wow a Steam Deck with New Vegas on it. How original.

Your life is being lived by 2 million other people.

>>714720283 (OP)
And yet, Nintendo-adults will keep buying it in hopes of finding the dopamine boost of their youth.

>>714720946
>Over 4m copies of Mario Kart World.

Ooft. Was that confirmed?

>>714720283 (OP)
At this point the Switch 2 launch overall feels like desperation to stay relevant. They see everyone else making moves and they jumped for fear of being left out

>>714721072
>At this point the Switch 2 launch overall feels like desperation to stay relevant. They see everyone else making moves and they jumped for fear of being left out

I genuinely sometimes wonder if the social rejects here are just completely detached from reality, to the point where they just make up their own bizarre head-canon.

>>714720968
The FDA now requires Moderna and Pfizer to have updated warning labels saying it will possibly give you Myocarditis. They're admitting now it fucks up young men mostly

>>714720869
Why would you play the Switch 2 if you haven't been playing 1? The only thing it's got going for it is Mario Kart, some newer multiplats not on 1 (that you might've already played elsewhere), and the majority of your library you haven't been playing.

>>714720946
>Millions of people eat themselves to diabetes, and drink themselves to liver issues... THEY CAN'T BE WRONG
A successful marketing campaign and a "Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show" level of obedience fandom doesn't mean switch 2 earned those sales on merit.
But that's all anyone cares about anymore is numbers, whether it be sales, resolutions, polygons, whatever the fuck.
and before you resort to a switch 2 shill's only defense, I can comfortably afford several. But why would I pay for a polished turd? No matter how shiny, it's still a turd.

>>714721442
Because i know the 3d mario will inevitably release in this case it happened to be DK plus i love mario kart (custom lobbys saved mkw). It was a good enough reason for me to throw down on the new console.

>>714721396
Yes yes, keep touting those numbers. And then work on the cope when switch 2's are all gathering dust just like the last console did

>>714721010
It's a fun game. I can even put it on the big screen and take it away with me when I need to. Try putting a heavily modded New Vegas copy on a Shitch.

We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
We won and got hugged.

>>714720283 (OP)
Oh boy another Eric thread

>>714720946
>6.2m bags of shit sold in a month.

>Over 4m copies of pajeet turds.

>Stay salty

Very silly flex you got there, reddit

>>714721608
I don't want to play a heavily modded Bethesda game on a handheld. I want to play a heavily modded Bethesda game on a pc.

>>714720283 (OP)
Are you guys spamming nintendoomed threads so they don't fit in the collage when this thing outsells the switch?

>>714720283 (OP)
Is picture related you when Donkey Kong Bananza proves awesome, beloved, and successful?

>>714721585
nta, but it's a moot point. As long as Nintendo gets thise sales to use as advertising, and if even 10% of unengaged players leave their nso memberships to auto renew, that's a-ok in their book, I'm sure

we can add BBC fetish to the growing list of eric's fetishes now.
the current list is CP, humiliation, scat, BBC

>>714721732
Qrd?

>>714721732
Let's get started.
Repeat after me.
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
We won and got hugged.

>>714720283 (OP)
Uhhhhh.... Mario, are you okay??

>>714720559
>>714721608
This is a tranny

>>714721757
Good thing the Deck is a PC. You can play whatever on it.

>>714721998
>SAAAAAAR YOU NEED TO REDEEM THE FALLOUT 3
>SAAAR TODD DOOKIED THE NCR
>SAAARRRR YOU ARE THE TRANNY FOR PLAYING THE ONLY GOOD 3D FALLOUT SAAAAR
fuck you and fuck bethesda, ever heard of derangement?
ok now combine said derangement with a toddler's mindset that makes them decide everything they like and dislike based on whether or not their favorite or least favorite cartoon does it

>hey timmy what are you obsessed with today?
>GRRRR I HATE TOMATOES
>y'know who else hates tomatoes? MARIO!
>EEEEEEK WHAT? B-BUT MARIO STINKS, SONIC IS THE BEST! N-NO IF MARIO HATES TOMATOES I- I- I'LL EAT THEM, OK? I'LL EAT THEM I PROMISE!
literal toddler thinking, kill yourself

Mario walks into a bar OOOOMPH

>>714722537
vaxx status?

>>714722308
>trannies all love FNV
>trannies love the steam deck because they are usually somewhere on a scale of poor and homeless and it offers the most gaming variety for the buck while being portable
>the only thing a tranny can call their accuser which is more disgusting and universally reviled than a tranny, is an Indian
Damn, hit a nerve did I?

Fuck nintendo

>>714724591
Don't play demographics with me nigger. Do you want me to bring up that diaper pedo?

yet another seething and obsessed vegan thread

Anybody got a webm comparison of how bad the switch 2 screen is?

>>714720820
It will always be funny people not vaccinating their kids for measles because they were asked to wear a mask once.

>>714726512
No but I got this

>>714720283 (OP)
Mario if he trust Facebook instead of the experts

>>714721010
I'm the only person playing this on a steam deck and drinking water

>>714721413
>They're admitting now
anon
literally every single prescription medication advertisement has like 10+ warnings about potential side effects
this isn't new, nor is it specific to covid vaccines

>>714720283 (OP)
mario if he trooned out and took the reddit poison

>mariocarditis

>>714726328
But 150 million people own a nintendo switch so those freaks are 0.02% of the sample size, while only 6 million own the steam deck (the same amount that have already purchased a Switch 2 in its first month), so it's actually very likely 100% of people who own a steam deck AND play new vegas on it are trannies or will be in six months.

>>714722308
>The deck is a pc
And youre not a faggot

>>714727464
Honestly between a big pharma CEO and people like you, I’d choose to kill people like you 10 out of 10 times.