Beat Saber! Edition
Now: Beat Saber Showcase, again.
Next: Sekiro
Later: Quake 64 (Remaster)
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
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>>714724836
when are they speedrunning Starless
god I wish this gave me a seizure
I stopped playing Quake Live for this?
THIS GENERIC VISUALIZER IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND EPIC
>>714729882incorrect, the run is bad and she is annoying which makes it worse.
when are they speedrunning
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I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
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greetings from germany
i hate women so much its unreal
>>714729947Dude was talking about the cup
Donating for kungfu's sweaty armpits after an hour of playing beat saber under stage lights
Women are funnier than men bigot
WHERES THE SPEED
WHERES THE RUN
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
Why does she shill Beat Saber so much?
ESA total got demolished in just a couple hours of the first day. Crazy
>>714729956at this rate the next speedrun is like 25 minutes out
I haven't even been able to get it up this whole run, what a failure
>Kino music
>Can’t hear it
Forget this ho and bring in Park, please
Forgot the subject, lmao.
hey GDQ fuckers, this shit is SUCK
>>714730010she's drunk like a gallon of water, it's gotta be going somewhere
is this an ad or something? i dont understand the point of this
>>714729971>Corvimaegrim and I bet the other runner is a tranny
>>714729971>another GDQ without keizaronis he even staff anymore or is he done completely?
>>714730083You're drunk, Edenal.
What's stopping you from instead of swinging the saber just point it forward like in fencing? Sounds like a better and easier way to beat this game.
>40 min est
>going on an hour and a half now with no end in sight
>>714729971Hang on a second, didn't we literally have this exact run during Winter?
>>714730174why even buy the game or a vr headset when i can put it on youtube and mimic the motions
i just came back from my workout, how is this still going?
>>714730201do you have what MSF does? you just want people to die huh?
>>714730201Stop asking questions, chud
How would she feel if she heard you say you didn't like her run /v/?
>>714730027This always happens, even RTA puts them to shame and theyre a little pacific island please understand
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>Look at chat
Someone said expedition 33 had to may system and number
>two more maps
so overestimate again?
>>714730159Sigh...someone pull up the deathnote meme pic with the attached lore
>>714730285It's cool it's just not a speedrun.
She's literally going to overestimate twice in a row while playing a music game
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
I will never complain about ESA ever again
>>714730174Most of the blocks have an arrow on them and you have to move the saber through the block like you're cutting it. Some though you can just poke.
>i have to preface
Do you?
why are they whoring out this blob
>Deltarune + a meme about cleaning your house
Juden Peterstein?
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>>714729820 (OP)>>714730285I want to shove food into her face to get her even fatter
>>714730364same
jesus christ
>>714730331>had to may system and numberCome again?
posting KFFC from after 2018 should be a war crime
My nigga spamton doesn't deserve this
Did they turn off the stats to mask her mediocrity?
>>714730285She wouldn't, because I've loved it. It's almost as fun as watching the angsty teens seethe in the threads
>>714730364>>714730417It's gonna get worse btw, this is only day 1
When the fuck is sekiro? I thought it would start 30 minutes ago
>>714730364They're just as globohomo.
>>714730083Most of these events suck now. What are you on about?
>someone made this
>giggling
We're not just scraping the bottom of the commentary barrel, we're drilling a hole through it
>>714730434HAHAHAHHA DUUUUUDE
MEMES AMIRITE??? HAHAHAH XDDD
WE LOVE FUCKING EPIC MEMES FOR THE WIN
I'm a migger
https://voca.ro/1mkQUheYfYbU
well, it can't get worse than this
I feel like how my brother felt when I tried showing him YTPMVs a long time ago
>>714730474Niggas die twice or something.
>>714730462She used to be so cute
>>714730518oh how wrong you are
That felt like a YTMND fever dream.
Riddle me this: why arent donation readers cutting in to ask to read donationa, talk about milestones, donation incentives, etc as aggressively as other games?
This is such an AMAZING Beat Saber showcase! :D
>>714730474they want to draw it out to hit the 30k incentive
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>this isn't about me
sure lol
when does the kung fu vanity hour end?
>>714730342i know he had some drama with his gf (ex gf?) that was why he didn't go to agdq but i thought that would've blown over by now
>>714730519I read brother as boner and I was like lmao what
wonder how she smells right now
>>714730648i think you should kill yourself spamton
>>714730518What admirable and completely erroneous optimism you harbor.
>over estimate on a non speed run twice in a row
>starts the last song of a showcase after she's over estimate
>first showcase went over estimate
>second showcase also went over estimate
>>714730582>>714730586its over, that was the last run-
>>714730663they're gonna talk about it during future segments, the storm has yet to pass brother
>>714730673Like rotten oil, because she eats nothing but goyslop.
>>714730402they're gonna shill for 15 minutes after this run to get the sekiro incentive anyway
>>714730686casual friday?
>>714730605gdq hasnt been about speedrunning since 2013
I will never play Outer Wilds no matter how hard it's shilled to me
I'm not even gonna rate this second showcase.
This shit is giving me a splitting headache.
Why is this so funny to the audience?
I can't comprehend it, who are these people?
>over estimate again
>womeme
Anybody got the webm of the all smiles asian guy from the ASM Xenoblade 3 run?
>>714730518this is just day one
Rate KungFuFatGut's flat ass
>>714730806they're high on hormones
>>714730806maybe if i laugh at this dumpy fridge-bodied foid she'll fuck me after hours
>>714730518>says the newcomer to Hell
>>714730792Congrats no one gives a fuck
need a screen shot of kffc waiting to watch the supernova blow her up
are you fucking kidding me with that last level
>>714730710We will make it up during the checkpoint! We swear it wont' be a 45 minute long quiz show!
GET THIS CHUNKY CHUCKLEFUCK OFF THE STAGE ALREADY.
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>>714730876when the world needed him most.. he vanished...
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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH TEAM
SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW
>audience completely full
>normies will talk about how that was their favorite run of the event
/v/ seething
>Play rhythm games
>literally just fixed time tracks
>still somehow fucks up and goes over estimate
BRO HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A FIXED TIME ESTIMATE?! JUST ADD UP THE TIMES OF THE TRACK AND THEN TACK ON AN EXTRA 5 MINS AFTER IT!!
Literally incapable of simple math.
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look at how many people were there for beatsaber of all things
and now they leave when an actual real videogame is about to be played
>>714730091>didn't piss herself on stage
we could have speed ran sekiro by the time that was over with already
>Everybody leaving right as a real game is about to be played
Honestly I'd be so pissed off if I was running next (which I am, wish me luck!)
>>714730832F for Flat.
Is chart anon even here or did he die of bordeom?
who else swappin to vinesauce
>>714731017You forgot to account for the "runner wont shut the fuck up" factor
>>714731015>goldfish memoryYou have AIDS, btw.
>>714731037So next time the beat saber showcase will be twice as long
>>714731037You see, it was part of the circle jerk. They encouraged everyone to show up for their cliques run.
>>714731037i dunno, could be a piss break before sekiro
>>714729820 (OP)Why has no one harassed OP for forgetting the title?
NOTHING IS EARNED
EVERYTHING IS GRANTED
>>714731128It's better then beat saber.
>>714731037running back to their rooms to blast ropes while kffc's scent is still in their nostrils
>>714731015>Audience fullBecause it's prime time day one you gargantuan dumbass
>>714731128There are lots of wrong people that do
>donation saying space fact for kungfu
as if she's listening lmao thanks for the money shithead
will sekiro be a good run bros?
MUH COSMIC STRINGS! I HECKIN' LOVE SCIENCE!
>>714731125Everybody here is a migger
>>714731128when he did the blindfolded sekiro run a few years ago it was cool
say what you will about ESA but the nepo runs are NEVER this bad
>they put themselves in the wrong category
how bad is this tech crew
>>714731187potential for chokes
cant be worse than pig saber
they really put a 2hr Beat Saber run in during primetime just because it's Fruitcup. Legit makes me think shes self absorbed/delusional
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Im going to Chili’s, what do you guys want?
I only watch GDQ for QWOP runs
>>714731195WE MIGHT JUST BE FLOATING ON SOME ROCK IN VAST NOTHINGNESS BUT DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF DISABLED PEOPLE
>>714731226Anybody got that image of the camwhore and Super Metroid / Alien Isolation?
>>714731226Ok good goy Persona retard. What color is your skin, again?
>>714731128Correct if by "no one" you mean everyone except contrarians on /v/
can I get uhhh...proper OP and Mig with fries?
why'd they fuck up the best UT99 song?
>>714731187at least it's a speedrun.
>>714731283Big Mac please
>>714731283some of those chipotle chicken crispers
>>714731283gimme that $30 diarrhea plate
I like how hard Quacksilver tries to perform a feminine voice and cadence but he just sounds like a monotone dude trying too hard and failing
>>714731283I'll have the famous Chili's chili. Just dump it in a ziploc bag so you don't have to worry about spilling it on the way home.
>>714731187it's the guy who was supposed to do a "hitless" run a few years ago but fucked it up and got hit several times, including falling off a cliff
so no. but parkenharbour is hot and she might be on the couch again
>>714731316You do it, I'm playing video games.
Okay, the rewind effect was pretty neat if it isn't something the game could do before, but there wasn't much of a song going on.
>Not crediting Van Den Bos and Foregone Destruction while it's playing
Fuckers
>>714731316fresh out, will an ass screenshot and some random faggot work?
>>714731381>tranny_voice.wav
I can't stand this faggot's voice holy shit it's like a satire on faggots
>>714731381I keep expecting him to do a covertmuffin laugh.
This feels like when big studios buy up all the tickets for the movies that no one wanted to see.
>>714731226ESA's big problem is being low energy. But nothing they do is comparable to the energy black hole we just saw, which doesn't just lack energy but sucks the life out of whoever watches.
>>714729820 (OP)How the fuck were we supposed to find this thread. Retard op
the shirt with the orange fish looks kinda cool but not sure what game it is referencing
>>714731426>but parkenharbour is hot and she might be on the couch againWho gives a shit about her? Her boyfriend mogs her so hard and he'll be there
>>714731473it's a shitty remix so they wouldn't be credited anyway
>>714731515try not being a total retard
>>714731515better like this, we filter bots and low effort trolls though this event deserves them
>>714731376qrd on Banjo-Kazooie glitch exhibition? I only got her midway through Beat Saber.
>>714731515by migrating from the previous one? non-issue for real ones
>>714731571i'd like to park in her harbor if you know what i'm saying
CUTE GIRL ON THE COUCH
I REPEAT CUTE GIRL ON THE COUCH
LilAggy manspreading HARD
>>714731381wait the faggot doing all this announcing is a tranny? he sounds no different compared to a gay guy doing a shitty lisp
>>714731630>glitch exhibition>oh wait, i can't do these glitches>NO REFUNDS
can't wait for the rape accusations to hit by the end of the event
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>>714731571hide the underage boys from her
>>714731663nigga we already know. shes a soulslut that drags around with this lot.
>#1 Mitch fangirl!
Oh boy, cuckoldry!
>>714731662I'd rather park in her boyfriend's harbor
female on couch
require female images
Parkenharbor has a deep voice for a girl...
>the game they're running on twitch is currently listed as "Sekirei: Mirai no Okurimono"
uh oh! someone's getting fired!
>>714731672that's what i've been saying man
it's unreal
>>714731690Thank you, pulling out my dick as I write.
>>714731479eh it'll fill a hole but NO PICKLES
>>714731690disgusting serb
>>714731672Trannies don't want to be women. They don't want to be mistaken for women either. They never introduce themselves like they're women, they always want to be known as trannies.
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I feel like we want from under schedule to behind now.
>>714731515GDQ wouldn't work but ctrl F gamesdone would work
>glitchless
how far into the run til he does some big glitch but they cope about how it's "technically" an exploit and not a glitch
I'm goin in brehs
for the next week this and GDQ are my life
>>714731672I give gay guys more credit though, this dude is completely performative and fake, his performance of "femininity" is comically bad
>>714731719@Sakurako Gokurakuin
WE ARE SO SO SORRY
>we got 2 minutes of cutscenes!
>That means exactly two minutes of donations!
>>714731769>>714731724at least put in some effort to do the tranny falsetto what the the fuck this voice is undeniably male
>>714731778Cute hunchback.
>>714731802Isn't the glitched run like 15 minutes because of dumb shit like air swimming?
This constant jumping makes the whole run look retarded
>>714731802they exploit the enemy AI something fierce
>>714731672>even when you try to be a woman you still sound like a mankek
>>714731665this is NOT OKAY!
>>714731817The fuck? How do you play that and listen at the same time?
>all bosses
>doesn't kill the first boss
this category is bullshit
>>714731802simple dev oversight
just a physics quirk
clever use of game mechanics
unexpected response from the code
>>714731876Women don't talk with falsetto though. Like I said, they're not women and don't want to be. They're trans women, separate and unique from women. SPECIAL
over/under on the girl on the couch actually contributing anything of value to the run
no, you simping for her is not "of value"
>>714731920>he actually sits through every vocalized line readishygddt
Around the time Sekiro came out was the last time I was happy.
>>714731969What about me gooning to her?
That feeling when Sekiro gameplay finally clicked for you and everything became easy
This sucks, speedrun a real game like OG Ninja Gaiden II
>>714731986ma'am.. just know that I love Japan, period...
>>714732017and yet you still havent killed yourself. Curious.
how many times did this Ogre kill you /v/? be honest, it's okay this is a safe space
>>714731949>we don't count the tutorial boss so new runners can actually learn the routeone can assume a sekiro player would try to master the combat system before trying to speedrun it
>>714732017What was his name?
>>714732017I got tired of souls slop around the third DS game, maybe it's good though
>>714732048[taps the sign]
Sekiro is an ugly game and it has anti-soul gas everywhere to mask the shitty visuals
i got filtered by the miniboss under genichero on base ps4
>>714732050when I had to git gud at lady butterfly cause I did her before chained ogre. didn't really have any trouble after until owl (forma de padre) which WALLED me
>>714731965They definitely wish they could sound like women, they're all begging and wishing for the day ai voice changers are convincing enough to fool people
>>714732081yep it just sounds like cope on their part
I never played a single Souls game, because I saw the writing on the wall of interlopers.
“You attack when it’s time to attack, and you deflect when it’s time to deflect”
>>714732017When Sekiro came out I just finished building my PC and was drinking heavily.
Now I'm back in school building circuits and lasers, and my i9-13900K hasn't oxidized yet and I've quit drinking for over a year now.
>HappinessWho cares.
>>714732048doesn't matter if she eats hot dogs or tacos, she's never touching your cursed pants platter
>>714732017re2 and sekiro coming out right after each other. good times
what Nightreign mod is this?
>>714732207Wow, you build lazers?
Why didn't you learn what a paragraph is?
Is it possible that you're roleplaying, and you are just a pajeet retard?
>>714731630It wasn’t a run
He kept fucking up the glitches which is pretty funny considering he fucked the end of the actual run itself
star03rdwheel looking real awkward on the couch
This game has zero replay value unlike souls
>>714732253Demake with botched lore and parryslop, can't get much better than that
doesn't this bull have something like 200 animations for turning
>>714732254the one that turns the black witch into a flattie
the middle guy on the couch about to get a lifetime ban for manspreading so much
>>714729820 (OP)>no gdq in titlestupid fuck
make your titles correctly so i can filter this reddit garbage
>>714732017it was the last good AAA game so yeah
>>714732143Good luck. Air moves differently over a woman's vocal cords compared to a man's. They speak from a different part of their body. GDQ trannies aren't trying to fool anyone, though. They're leveraging the community's good will to get views, attention and to have all their shit qualities dismissed because trannies can't do wrong in this group's eyes. Actually trying to be a woman would make it harder to go back to normal once this fad passes.
>>714732307found the redditor
>>714732337Aggy needs to close his legs, the manwhore
>>714732417based aggy is too chad to care
Is the audio off for anyone else or just me?
The minibosses were harder than the main bosses in sekiro.
>>714729820 (OP)need an updated chart please
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>>714732307You caught me anon :^)
actually refreshing to have a speedrun that feels genuinely fast
>>714732453Nice cope
My redditor
spacing
friend
retard
Okay guys, let's get a $5 dono train going.
is he gonna use whistle cheese on demon of hatred?
>>714732421damn bro you're so cool, thanks for gracing us with your presence and sorry you had to not only witness this on the catalog in between porn and console war spam but also come in a solve a captcha, that must've been super hard for you
No please dont enable that faggot
>>714732345Not true but even if it were true, Id rather play a 10/10 like Sekiro once than a 4/10 like soulsbornering 5 times
from peaked with this game, elden ring was a mistake
All you do in this game is run like naruto and do spiderman swings?
>>714732623Would've been nice if they'd revived tenchu as a follow up
>>714732628looks like a piss stain
the space between my balls and thighs gets really wet and itchy with a very foul smell after a few days without shower.
>>714732628Pretty sure it’s Genichiro
OP please never bake again
I can't find your newfag thread in the catalog
>>714732493>>>>/sp/catalog>>>>/sp/catalog>>>>/sp/catalog
>>714732628genichiro (from this game)
sekiro is always fun but also kind of bland?
>>714732628The dude from Hatred.
>>714732707We don't shame man boobs here, I have massive tits with a small frame and don't deserve to be made fun of
>>714732348>botched loreQrd?
so weird how those anon donations always come out of nowhere to hit a donation incentive
>typical jpke about mist noble being hard
>audience roars with applause
...i think they actually believed him
So is the girl on the couch actually cute? I'm going to need to see more pictures for reference.
>>714732735The answer to your question lies within, friend.
>>714732573There is zero build variety or even different playstyles, so it's objectively true. You can still enjoy the game however
>>714731802>>714731959>glitchless but not entirely skiplessthat's a new one, how do they always come up with new ways to cope
>>714732735ting ting ting ting.... ting ting.. ting ting ting
>>714732773they do the same joke every sekiro run
>>714732778Yes, but she's also a Twitch whore
>>714732735fucking shit to watch. better to play
>>714732768Stop noticing things, anon.
>>714732813.....yes chatgpt, they do. the point is they applauded unusually hard for it
>glitchless
>NOOOOOO THAT DOESNT COUNT
>>714732843It plays like shit. Get some standards fromdrone.
>>714732836Many such cases. Is she cuter than kixy from ESA? I'm on super low res watching at my friend's place so I can't see shit; I can barely make out the runner's features.
>>714732749this is someone's fetish
>>714732735What's your question exactly?
>not glitchless
and that's going to Z tier for me
whatever happened to the "that looked like a glitch :^)" guy? we need him back
I stand with Genichiro, Make Ashina Great Again
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>>714732661>>714732680>>714732693>>714732703I pwned this little bitch and his brown taint area first try then dropped the game
MANIPULATING AI IS NOT A GLITCH HAHA I OUTSMARTED YOU
>>714732974why are you gay?
>>714732924Hmmm, that looks like a glitch to me. :)
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>a new tenchu game died for this
Our forefathers died for this.
>>714732628Bender Bending-Unit Rodriguez human form, space bandito.
>>714732938yes, someone will probably post more parky pics at some point but here's two
>>714731571>>714731690
>>714732985>please, somebody, anybody, make this thread worth being in
oh em gee did he just stunlock an enemy? that's a glitch you guys!!
That seems like a glitch to me
i mean thats lame semantics. its clearly not intended. glitches are not magical things, theyre just code behaving as its coded to do
>>714733069anons will call cheesing a glitch just for an opportunity to get upset
>>714733019>>714733062Kixy is cuter by a mile.
HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I am angry. Angry about semantics!
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>you were warned
he does it for....
>>714733013>Standing against NobunagaDumb
>>714733019What does one call this fashion?
Fuck these guys and fuck Headless
>>714733046this game is way way better than every tenchu game
>>714733108it's not about semantics, the glitched category is just unfun to run so the community just made up this arbitrary category to make the game fun to run. this is pretty much true for any category that isn't any% or 100%, "glitchless" just seems like an egregious name for these. "no major glitches" is a better blanket term, but nobody in the community gives a fuck, only marathon watchers care
>>714733063They ban all the fun people.
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why is this girl hanging out with such a jabroni anyways
>>714733359Absolutely disgusting. More? From below?
I stopped playing Sekiro after first trying Genichiro. Not because of my accomplishment, just because uhhhh idk.
>>714733270youre the type who doesnt read and just writes whatever speech he had preprepared in his mind huh
da mooonkey
god i hate women.
>>714733462Arms are tanned, chest is casper-white
>>714733046From never made Tenchu, only published.
Acquire created the series and they're dead.
>>714733535Nah, you're brown.
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I need more photos please
People were saying
>you didn't beat the game if you used the mortal blade
that's like saying you didn't beat the game if you used the Master Sword.
>>714733019Why is this deleted? She's literally on the stream RIGHT NOW. If I take a screenshot of the stream, will that be deleted for having Parkenharbor in it?
>>714733551Tenchu Z is a soulslike, fight me.
>>714733609did you see him obliterate that boss? the haters are kinda right...
That was a pretty sick execution of that boss fight
>using the mortal draw glitch
okay now there's no excuse for that
they should have just kept mortal blade as the original intention: drawing it costs you one of your revives, and it's both mortal draw and then a damage buff after
>>714733642Jannies delete parky every single year for some reason
>>714733586do your own search you worthless gooner
>>714733476simply, nothing offered afterwards would possibly match that rush and high. you play what, to roll credits? what's significant about that? story? if you like the game why not keep playing - or some games you play til you lose interest i.e. already peaked. same difference, the game peaked and there are others to play
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>>714733642Ooooooh look out!
>>714733359Can someone repost it? It's not in the archive.
>>714733721>for some reasonWhat rhymes with jannies?
>category upgrade
>to easy
sigh...
>>714733683Nah don't worry about it :)
>>714733586Just search her name you lazy coomer
>Death
Changing from C to D
>random $15k incentive added mid run for the next run that they'll have to shill heavily for the next hour
jesus christ they usually don't pull this shit until the last day or two, but we're barely 8 hours into the first day and they're already doing it. just getting worse and worse every year
>>714733721Why? What's the controversy with her?
>>714733875we respect women here chud
>>714731571Big Park on Campus
>>714733767No, go find some porn, Pablo.
>>714733881Mitch is a huge choker. Choked on the hitless run and even something easier right now.
Love a good choke. Let it continue.
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How does it feel to know a cute girl is better at games than you?
>>714733873Nah nowadays they pause the entire event for an hour or more to meet some giga bonus game if they have to, this is nothing.
>>714733875There's never been any explanation. They just vehemently go for literally any pic of her, even if she's at GDQ on the stream. But somehow kungfufruitcup is never touched.
>>714733875She appears on stream, ppl say oh wow shes pretty and post pictures, they all get deleted. Idk why
>>714733917No thanks, I rather have that image.
Why are you so mad, jelous of a real woman, tranny?
>>714733938if your self worth is tied to being better at games than girls, you're already cooked
>>714733892blessed fat fuck
>>714733938it's normal for people to better at games because I'm a gril :3
>>714733776Nice fucking pits, ngl.
>>714733770From very easy to easy or are the going from easy no secrets to easy all secrets?
>>714733995>I ratherShut up beaner.
>>714733767>he doesn't use 4chanXTwhat is this, 2019?
>>714733938>has trouble with centipeder u sure abot dat
Discount Vinny in the middle of the couch.
>>714733873first rodeo? you better begin mentally preparing yourself for the stalling now.
>>714733914>>714733938what a whore
>>714734053i don't trust 4chan extensions
>>714734042Destroyed his brownoid ass
>>714734042No I don't think I will. I rather keep talking.
What are you gonna do about it? Gonna cry or something?
>>714733938>>714733776If I see only the former deleted here, I'm gonna point it out and though you'll stay silent, you'll know you were rumbled, Hot Pocket Man.
I thought Guardian Ape was before Mortal Blade?
>>714734053X has been enough always. But maybe it's time to change
sounds like a glitch.......
>>714734141No, but I guarantee you're going to tattle-tale to the jew jannies to get me banned. That's just how brown piles of shit roll.
>>714733873first gdq?
a few years ago i remember them stalling the event for nearly two hours so some Zelda incentive could be met
>>714734043Joke's on you, Mr. Deleter, I already have this one.
>>714734053What part of "it's not in the archives" you don't get?
>>714734174you might be thinking of the double monke fight
>>714734141the kindergarten class applauds your sick burn skills. you. are. pathetic.
>>714734174Pretty sure you need the Mortal Blade to permanently kill it
>>714734141Tranny porn is more your style pedro
This is pretty good so far. Good couch banter and the girl is, crititcally, somewhat knowledgable about the game.
>>714734251>that pictop kek
>>714734201Projection from the tranny that reported the pictures, no doubt.
Are the centipedes controlling the bodies or granting them zombie life?
>>714733776How do I attain biceps like this
>>714734174you can do it before or after
>>714734320Let's see who gets banned first, Pablo.
I'm the girl in the green skirt
best reply decides how I sabotage the stream
>>714733873None of this feels organic. I swear 75% of this is just recycled money and they're just trying to suck an extra 5k by stalling. I think there are actual newfag secondaries who get excited for this kind of crap and they figure they can such a few more bucks out of these people by creating an atmosphere that mixes artificial scarcity with an impending deadline.
>>714733938>tfw your girlfriend is coomerbait for thousands of incelsIt’s an….. abstract kinda feel
>>714734251BAN that mother fucker. BAN HIM!
great game you got here from drones
>>714734204LET'S GO TWITCH CHAT
>>714734364shit in your hand and throw it at parky
>>714734265>>714734278The boyfriend and the cuck husband finally show up to defend their tranny.
>>714734356See? It was clear as day that you were projecting.
>>714734364OPEN BOB I WELL LOVE URS PUSSY BEUTIFUL
>>714734304>Good couch banterNot enough of this throughout every event. It helps that this group are actual best friends. There's a night and day difference
>>714734479Your posts are deleted, Pablo. Stop being a fucking retard.
>>714734204fucking hell i remember this
Why the fuck would you play a Sekiro randomizer there's just skills and not much to vary gameplay
>>714734364Flash the camera.
>>714734364Remove Parken's clothes
>>714734378Eh, they always got yetee donos to bail em. This event they had pre donos from other fundraisers they tallied up at the start too.
>>714734364yell "hoooooyp" while they're explaining something
>>714734678Stunning, brave
>>714734652You would see a more attractive girl if you went out for 1 minute bro, but decent for this event? Sure, absolutely
>>714734586pretty sure they've come out and said they bank yeti donations and then pull them out when incentives need to be met
>tfw no star wars games this year
>>714734586>This event they had pre donos from other fundraisers they tallied up at the start too.kek i missed the very beginning and didn't know that, was wondering how they hit 50k so fast given how donations have been slowing the past few years
>>714734321It's implied the centipede takes over but the corrupted monk and that guy near the sculptor seem to retain their own will, guess they're just built different.
>>714734706Oh put a cork in it
>>714734678every souls game>sekiro
....and i love ds2
>>714734706What a stupid fucking comment. Noticing a girl is hot = bro you totally never go outside
>>714734479even the most anti-trans person would rather spend an hour at a troon orgy than 5 min with you, retard. Enjoy your lifelong solitude in silence.
>>714734712Yup, that's what I meant. They bank other donos like that too, so half the incentive shilling is just extremely fake
>>714733938I don't play souls slop but I doubt she could beat me at anything other than girlcore games like dr. mario, mr. driller, and rhythm games.
>>714734754he's not wrong
>>714734706>2/10 would not bang: the postsure there are hotter models/actresses/instagram thots but she is extremely hot by normal standards, not just this nerd event
>>714734759This dude gets it. Sekiro is a meh game at best
>>714734065That's the other half
Will they play Ace Attorney this week?
>>714734874Explain the bust size??
>>714734874>she is extremely hot by normal standards, not just this nerd eventcome on my guy
When does he fight the robert guy
>>714734852Yes he is. Mentioning a girl is hot doesn't warrant a stupid comment about going outside.
Muting and unmuting the stream every 5 minutes is getting tiresome, I think this is the year I bail
>>714734728They got like 35k from a fundraiser event FOR SGDQ kek, and a few other smaller ones for a few thousand here and there. Guess the 3m milestone is basically scripted to break this year.
>>714734849those are bugcore retard
wow this announcer is horrible
>>714734957already happened
Do they ever miss incentives goals?
>>714734945ngl she is, ur just coping. Still stupid that half the posts are about some girl on the couch that barely even talks
>>714734728They had $600 or $6000 before the stream even started, and I think someone said the donation links didn't even work yet. Beats me, though: I have never once considered donating since they moved out of magfest/when they became a for-profit LLC. What a sad beast GDQ has become.
>>714734984You'll be back
>>714734804So you admit you are the boyfriend of the tranny, got it
>>714734528So you did tattle-tale to the jannies as I correctly pointed out when I said your post was a projection. Figures.
Concession accepted I guess.
>>714735031nah we just have different standards. shes average.
>>714734967bruh, are you new around here?
>>714735031Bro she talks a ton. Needs dick in her mouth amirite?
>>714734984Context being for donos or?
>>714734984See you tomorrow
Why does the host have she/her pronouns?
>>714735020One or two to not make it obvious, last event had some dogshit runs nobody cares about and they set way too high goals for incentives so of course they didn't clear. It's pretty damn rare though
Remember, Page 10 before baking. No need to be hasty.
>if you've never fought a headless then you wouldn't understand, they are as bad to fight as they look like
then... wouldn't i understand?
>>714735176why ask questions you know the answer to?
>>714735020Game-specific bonus incentives yes, but they'll never miss a bonus run.
>>714735176Bro? Fuck off.
>cant finish watching sekiro cause gotta sleep
thank god there were two beat saber runs to make sure I can't enjoy real video games
Yo @Mods can you check out the janny in the GDQ threads?
Was he even active before this? Or outside these threads?
I think he might be affiliated with GDQ and applied for janitor just for these threads
Thanks
>>714734995Dr. mario is not bugcore, and girls are abnormally good at it. Dumbass.
>>714735210no cats on counters
NO CATS ON COUNTERS
>>714735176Because it's an autistic guy poorly pretending to act like a woman
>>714735247This in particular was super "sus"
>>714734145, deleting for pointing out the very selective "moderating"?
KEEP THE PARKER MEDIA COMING
I want Parky to put my butt in her butt if you know what I mean
>>714735076you've been snapping at people all thread, grab a snickers mate
>>714735210me cleverly disguised as a cat
>>714734995wtf is bugcore?
>>714734891Eh, Kixy is substantially cuter.
>>714735368Ass to ass...? Okay Jen Conn
>>714735287You're a retard.
>>714735387how about i just fuck you in the ass, how about that?
fucking piece of shit.
>it's a glitch in glitchless so we left it in :)
THEN YOU'RE ALL CHEATING AND INVALIDATED YOUR RUNS
>>714735072Uh-oh. School shooting with no hint to the race of the shooter incoming.
>>714735394no, my friend just says that to his cat and it gets stuck in my head
>>714735361A toast! A toast to /v/ - Vidya Games!
>>714735368yeah man i totally get what youre talking about
>>714734984Did you see ESA earlier this week? It was pretty good. GDQ is only good for trying to catch some cringekino but that gets old eventually.
>>714734652Puppery or kixy are way cuter
>>714735519This guy escalated to threats of homosexual anal rape very quickly.
SEKIRO: RUNNER CHOKES TWICES (at least)
>>714735618Probably brown.
anon, will you bake me a new thread for my birthday?
>>714735535That's the toxo
>>714735582I tried to watch ESA, but it was more effective than Ambien.
>>714735414He's saying their asian specialties.
>>714735526"Sick burn skills"
>all bosses
>doesn't fight emma
>glitchless
>admits to at least one glitch
great category
>>714735345If you want to complain about moderation you have to do it in the IRC.
>>714734251My favorite thing about gdq anymore is seeing the silly ban reasons
>>714735703Fuck you why did you mention Ambien? I love it so much and have no access to it now. I've lived through some really retarded shit I did on Ambien. The Walrus protects me.
>>714735020If they think they can successfully stall for it, they'll do so for hours. So to answer your question: very rarely.
>>714735793>Mitch runFirst time?
>>714735787Don't kill people, Pablo. I know you're brown and 5'2", but this doesn't mean you can murder.
>>714735582>It was pretty goodit really wasn't, was mostly a very boring marathon. shit on GDQ all you want but ESA is a shell of its former self at this point and it's just cope to pretend it's still good
>>714735840The kindergarten applauds those high brow replies
>>714735945The golden age of these marathons has been over for a long time. Miss when it felt more like a locker room with weirdos in it.
>>714735840>>714735975will you two please get a room
>>714735975The brown seethes.
I cant wait for Quake
Surely Quake Done Quick wont let me down
They should speedrun an idler/clicker.
>>714736018I'm actually enjoying the disappointment this year
>>714736007I can't help it if Eglin Air Force Base glowniggers are faggots who want to get with me.
>>714736060Haven't they done cookie clicker before?
>>714736016Another projection no doubt. Whcih worries me because the qhole shooting up a school stuff is so weirdly specific and out of place that I'm worried it may be another projection.
>>714736060>Megami Quest 2 speedrunwould watch
I wanna see Parky raise HER legs if y'all get me
>>714736129100% run at that. Get on it
>>714736018There's always shitflinging ITT the first day and a half or so. Has been since 2020. People tend to calm down a bit and begin to enjoy themselves after that I've noticed. 4chan always has weird nerves about these type of things.
>>714736132I'm talking to a glownigger, and your very currency is getting retards to shoot up places.
Is the woman just here to say
>wooooow that was so hard for me guys if you didn't know that fight is really hard with all the uhh adds and yeah if you didn't know it's really tough
When will they speedrun my girl's game?
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>>714736237no she's there to be hot
whats the score for each game so far?
Sup Mig'ros, I'm late.
Any high/lowlights so far?
>>714736220>more weirdly specific yet completely out of place insultsIt's baffling how much you learn from letting people run their mouth
>>714735704What about their Asian specialties
>>714736237Pretty much
>>714736018>Quake 64>Remastered>(PC)
>>714736237Yes. The first time she opened her mouth, it was actually about half a paragraph of actual insight into the game, but everything since then has been dumb enough that I can't even remember what she originally said.
>>714736339chart anon decided to hang up the towel this year, just assume everything was F
>>714736341Sekiro has not been bad. I'd even go as far as to say it might be enjoyable!
>>714736359>run their mouthI realize how difficult it was for you to not type "yapping." It took all of your willpower.
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>>714735583>>714735459>>714733148Alright dude, we get it, you're mister console wars.
owl2 is so much easier than owl1
So what I gather from this speedrun is that I fucked up badly not using mortal blade apparently? I almost never used the arts I just parried shit
>>714736307I dont mind it for Quake, he should be moving so fast the enemies we'll just be blurring past them. Although I'm a little worried its the n64 campaign, not sure how that will affect things
>>714736441>read a completely normal idiom>instantly think about a zoomer termSo its confirmed you are a zoomer too
>>714736421Sekiro's been good but the thread could be better
what the fuck is a dead angle
>>714736591Nah, I can read your mind.
>>714736341I miss them so much /vros.......
>>714736493Mortal Blade by itself is op but he's using a glitch that makes it do the empowered mortal draw damage. Yes it is a glitch.
>>714736612inference-kun....I-
>>714736612It's changing your attack angle after pressing the attack button in DS so I assume it's the same here.
Bosses can sorta do it too, it's how they get past your shield with some attacks.
>>714736610Those two retards fighting and the obsession over that woman has brought it down.
Deadass fr why isn't this stickied
OOOOOOOF MORTAL BLOW SAVE MEEEE
>>714736712It never has been, but it probably should be.
>>714736712They used to delete these threads. They don't actually want it.
might be sub 20 chokes in a mitch run thats rare
>>714736712been a really long time since a gdq thread was stickied
>>714736628Oh, and a schizo on top of it lol
Reminder tou've been foaming in my general direction for like an hour because I asked for an image.
Man you must have a horrible life if that's all it takes for you to lose your marbles like that.
>>714736591>tooZoomer, I...
>>714736712it will invite more shitposters
>>714736712Because this thread sucks more than the actual twitch chat right now lol
Careful with that Mortal Blow, Eugene.
Went to play video games during Beat Saber Round 2 and forgot.
Hope I didn't miss anything.
Oh who am I kidding, it's a Fromsoft run, they are all the same fucking thing.
>>714736760at least one year mods stickied the thread for the first day
Did he do the warrior in Fountainhead? Or the warrior in the Duel ape pit?
fucking retard put gdq in the title, took like 30 mins to find this thread
>>714736610Very true.
This is a fun run. Anons aren't use to socializing in "groups" like this very much.
Isshin is such a fun fight. His inner version is slightly worse.
>>714736841MODS MODS MODS
>>714736860i don't remember him doing either but he still has demon of hatred so maybe doing some clean up after this
isshin took me fucking hours
I think he fucked me up even more than malenia
>>714736712I kind of like the editions of threads per run. Kind of frames each discussion and gives a jumping off point for discussion. Idk, a sticky could work too but I think it could impact engagement overtime ironically.
>>714736882>like 30 minsReally nigga? You didn't think to search "quick" or something?
>>714736993I searched speedrun
>>714736904>>714736972I always thought the fact you don't decapitate him at the end was really lame. The fight is perfect but that's the only flaw with the boss.
>>714736992This is actually a very good point. Good job anon, you've changed my mind.
>>714736882I only control F "gdq" so it comes up regardless of SGDQ/AGDQ/GDQ
>>714736972owl took me way longer than sword saint, but demon of hatred was definitely the worst. had to use the whistle cheese to beat him
soo how good is this run? I literally cannot tell from just watching
Demon of hated fucked me up the most. It's like the game was punishing me for all the lessons I learned
>>714736972Elden Ring is much harder for me. I've never beaten the game solo. Sekiro on the other hand was extremely difficult, but very very fun and felt much more manageable.
does parken have any pics in pantyhose/stockings?
Demon is the only one I didn't do. I lost patience
donation reader just wont shut the fuck up what is this
holy fuck I forgot how much I hate gdq dono begging
>>714737151Decent run with a dogshit donation reader, tale as old as time.
I cheesed demon with the mortal blade kinda like he did.
>>714737217I've only done it once to 100% the game. I don't think I have the patience to ever do that fight again
>>714737209Does this count?
>>714737180best thing sekiro did was having no build variety or multiplayer. felt like every fight was do-able compared to elden ring where the game is so open and you have so many option like mimic tear that it felt like they didn't even try to tune the fights. i never know if i'm under powered or over powered compared to what's intended
>>714737291not really but thanks.
>>714737280>>714737217>>714737283did it one time with fully leveled whistle, confetti, and used at least one of the consumable statues. definitely never gonna do it again on any replay, only fight in the game i didn't find fun at all
>>714737067Thanks anon. That's nice of you to say. :)
>>714737338I hate to complain about it, but it felt like the bosses in ER are outrageously fast compared to what you can do.
>>714737291being a girl seems easy, one roll of electrical tape gets you a whole outfit
>>714736841Who takes pictures like this?
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