Thread 714731579

Late sunday night still counts as the /v/eekend!

Room: MD7 N9J

Get in here, before it’s gone

sex with alice

>play girl character
>adult or baby
>thread starts talking about me and has crushes on me
What is this phenomenon called?

>>714731858
The indian personality disorder

Friendly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.

KEK NOLAN AT THE END

Look behind you!

>2 baby blooper trannies in the top 4
grim

>>714731858
bobs n bageenee pls qt

>Timmy battle mode cam
>he's glitching back and forth and randomly teleports sideways
That explains a lot.

Hahaha suck it blue

Blue team absolutely WRECKED

>>714732132
>>714732234
Joining as a baby in a blooper rn just for (You)

>>714732517
Having 56kbps modem helps sometimes
But seriously, people using wifi are niggers.

>comm error'd
>room is now full

>>714732658
Sorry Bro I think I took your spot

>>714732745
win some for me bro, I'd been doing shit anyway

who Rocky Wrench main in here?

>>714732658
Wifi or Ethernet?

Blue is getting destroyed...

>>714732618
I’m wired right now but the 5G band works just as good in my bedroom

>>714732234
>everyone bitches about the baby blooper.
>mean while I use peach and roadster Royale which is almost as busted a combo and get off scott free.

>>714732945
5G mobile data from phones isn't the same as 5Ghz wifi signal anon. And yes wifi sucks regardless of how "fine" you feel the connection.

So are we still gonna be playing during Bananza release weekend?

>>714733178
I mean we can try

>>714733178
When's bananza again? Think I should preorder?

Sorry about that friendly fire, cake. Red shell homing is bullshit sometimes.

>>714733178
I can put an hour aside to play with the /v/ros

Holy anal fucking, Blue

Wow that was boring.

>>714733126
Yes I know
Works in my machine

>>714733247
>"Team" gamemode
>no team immunity for any items
what's even the point?

>>714733178
I'll play it between Banaza.

>>714733178
who the fuck is 'we'?
You actually gonna play it coop online?
Faggot.
as in a homosexual handholding queermo faggot.

Battle should unironically have a fortnite storm

I'm glad it's over

>>714733247
It’s all good I did it to a red member last battle lol

>>714733318
So you consciously choose to not hit your teammates

>>714733246
17th anon.
and unless you want the pauline amiibo you should be fine.

>>714733339
Are you by chance retarded?

>>714733339
That's not what he asked.

>>714733318
Team Balloon is radically different from solo balloon. In team, your focus is on having a positive K:D ratio. In solo, you don't care about going to 1 balloon, but you're extra focused on getting as many hits as possible.

>>714733440
He talks like that guy trying to claim Daisy, so probably yes

>>714733418
Already preordered that, think i might toodle down to the EB games and grab the game on the day

>>714733440
>Lightning
Should be safe I’m in 20th
>gets hit

Are there any 4chan browser plugins where I can filter out these shitty tendie circlejerk threads

>>714733623
the game should have more than enough supply on its own. I'd not be worried.

>>714733440
no, just blind. I misread what was typed.

>>714733710
Just filter out mario kart retard.

>>714732234
reminder that the mach bike and rob hog are also meta vehicles and in many cases better than the blooper but do not get nearly as much hate

You fucking shock nigger

>>714733946
And I bet you didn't even win

Are these the S tier characters?
>toadette
>Mario
>Pauline
>peach
>Daisy
>coin coffer
>nabbit

i wanna play but im scared of anons

>>714733801
no they aren't

>>714734072
They're more scared of you than you are of them.

>>714734072
We’re all bad it’s just a party game

Cheep Cheep Falls is one of the worst designed courses in the entire series.

>>714734072
Don't worry, we don't bite. Much.

Are there any god weekday mario kart playspaces?

>>714734545
Not unless you like reddit or discord

we just did battle I wanna race

>>714734228
I'm convinced nobody tested the final 3 turns

>>714734597
Would you even want to play with this faggots

>>714734597
I'm willing to to avoid highways

>>714733801
meta or not the mach bike looks so much nicer than gray ass baby blooper

>>714734072
Violence is all we know. Join us Anon.

>>714734228
List the faults then shitter, that map is peak in track design and aesthetic

>>714734212
yes they are

>>714734072
cake and candy give great blowjobs

>>714734626
we just raced I wanna battle

>>714734726
>muh water
cause he's a fucking shitter

>>714734813
I should start adding anons as friends.

>>714734228
the music is kino

>battery dies after 4 hour
wow, fucking garbage

You're a nigger, Nayru

>>714734228
Cheerfully might be frustrating. But boo cinema is actual garbage

>>714734212
-1 speed +1 accel and handling, honestly I imagine they'll get even more use over time as people realize how useless speed is

I wish this game had custom track building like forza

>>714734951
Why the fuck are you on WiFi

>>714735268
why wouldn't I?

>>714735218
mach is actually gaining popularity among the best players like l1am, it is in practice a baby blooper but one weight class lower (mario mach = daisy blooper) and with a much smaller hitbox

battle is clearly a different skillset i dont have

battle is boring

>>714735479
Because smart people use a wired connection

DEAD GAME
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
>FLOPPED
FLOPPED
OVERHEATING
SLOW SCREEN
$800 TABLET
$100 GAMES
BING BING WAHOO MANCHILDREN
YOU LOST

>>714735870
Why haven't you filtered out the threads yet?

>blooper car just looks nice
>associated with tryhards and pedophiles
I hate meta nonsense

Airship fortress is the worst course in the game

>>714736112
cheep cheep falls*

>>714736112
>boo cinema

>>714736112
rainbow road*

>>714735964
why do you KEEP giving him attention?
fucking retard.

Does anyone else eat queso dip with a spoon

there better be a GOOD mario golf in the switch 2 or I will shit violently everywhere

>>714736112
[your favorite track]*

>>714736658
>Camelot
>competent anymore
Pick one. They peaked hard on the 3DS.

>>714736658
In still mad about super rush

I left, so host should have been transferred to someone else now if I understand correctly. Sorry for being a shit host.

>>714736764
ah that explains why the rules arent being set

>>714736764
It's fine. Never be host again.

>>714736658
>no more World Tour with /v/

Fuck. Sorry everyone
It made me the host while I was taking pictures

Dead room

>>714736707
>>714736862
World tour /v/eekends were peak
never forgetti the 3 man hole in one

Does Bananza have multiplayer?

>>714737264
No, just the usual crappy coop.

>>714737264
No, but yes.
Player two can control pauline to yell lyrics at enemies to kill them, or make platforms or break terrain.
can even use a switch1 for the co-op mode, and has online play not just local I think.

>>714737575
>>714737378
Aw darn

When's the next good multiplayer game

>>714737650
Air Riders

>>714731858
Not sure if there's a name for this, but people associate the player with the character representing them and their feelings about the character subconsciously affect their feelings about the player. You see the same phenomenon with forum avatars and images attached to imageboard posts.

>>714738025
All apart of the trans pipeline

Letting someone else be host. Need to check on things

i played too much mirror mode lately it’s fucking up my muscle memory

The one time I use the megashroom and someone uses Kamek

Fuck my life

Neat, I finally unlocked Cataquack

13/24

>>714738476
Which mode are you guys playing?

>>714738728
race atm

>>714737650
Drag&Drift potentially.
Otherwise Air Riders. Hyrule Warriors is likely January.
Splatoon Raiders is a hard maybe on co-op, we need more info.

>>714738728
We're racing

Rosalina desperately needs a bikini to match Daisy

16/24

>>714739087
I need this bat it’s so cute

>>714739240
get me wrench and i'll help you get bat
17/24

>>714739304
Is wrench the mole with the wrench

>>714739304
It’s too late tonight we can try it in the next thread

>>714731858
I dunno but it’s how all my online friendships started. LARPing as anime girls and we cyber with each other etc. and this was in 2011.

get boosted on chris. ya fuck

>>714739431
Wacky Wrench.
Air ship fortress
Toad factory ---> wario stadium
bowser castle ---> choco mountain.
may have a place aroind mario bros circuit.
Swoop (bat)
boo cinema + surrounding zone
dandelion depths
may be choco mountain

>>714739857
slut.
whore
tramp
slag
tart
harlot
jizz cannoe

How do I get anons to talk about me in the thread, just grind till I git gud?

>>714740273
Regularly show up and play

I WANT TO JOIN BUT MY FUCKING POWER IS OUT

>>714740273
well there's the alternative where youre so annoying anons will talk (complain) about you so theres that

>>714740273
go out of your way to bully someone in-game

>>714740268
Hey cutie

>>714740367
electrical issue

>>714740367
Mobile hotspot your phone

I'm gonna be wrench on a harley to show off

>>714740689
>anon dialing in via satellite from bangalore

>>714740689
based
imagine using wired/wifi

Wicucks KNEEL to starlinkGODS

get zapped and crushed fuckbois.

>>714741503
That was me you hit ;_;

>whacked
>get one final item box
>red shells

Whoever wasnt me on airship fortress 3 lap cheated

cpus + frantic items so kamek shows up!

>>714741545
Well good news.
I wasn't aiming for you, you were just in my path.
Thus apologies.

>>714740689
i don't have fucking power
how am i supposed to charge my phone and my switch

no rocky wrench lmao

>>714741780
No worries I'm just being silly, it's all good anon

>>714741797
You have no power and you're sitting here complaining about it with your mind

Turn on meme names

>>714742075
hehe i wasnt even trying to find you ..yet

Pipped at the post again

do more than 3 races fag

>>714742807
This

The host is retarded

>was about to use the kamek orb
>got hit by lightning
lel

Yooooo I actually won one.

>final item boomerang
NOOO

You guys didn't tell me this game was haunted

PEEPA GANG RISE UP

>>714743836
>RISE UP
From where, the grave?

>>714742459
it's a coin shell + boombox in 9th kinda feel

>you actually stomped on me after lightning
>got comm error'd at the finish
reee

it took weeks but i finally won :3
thanks for the races!

>>714744471
love this lil nigga

>peepa doesn't have any alt skins
Travesty

>NPC fags teaming up

Who else but brainlets

that was probably the worst intermission course ever

>>714744859
>butthurt pedophile

>>714744859
so true diaperbro

i tried following you guys while in free roam and man that intermission looks boring

>>714744859
Nobody's teaming you're just ass

ONE RED IS ALL I ASK

>Coinbox for my last item
>at 14th
Gee thanks, really turned it around

We must do something about the ghost menace

gonna eat brb

Thanks for the matches, bros.
Silly little guys.

>>714745363
Peepa has soul.

>>714745159
A Pacman crossover would be Nice

>>714745363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJBshvLJe4

>>714745525
Long overdue to happen on a home release

>King Boo
>Peepa
>no regular Boo

>>714745593
Boo is an item

we need peepa cinema

>>714745593
need broozer.

I hate this game

>>714745774
gay.
Give Peepa a hotel or weapon depo.

You ever think about that making the courses rarely loop nerfed bananas hard

son of a faggot lightning, ggs

>>714746203
100%

fuck your horn bitch

>>714746203
That and they are already nerfed on top of that

>>714745935
I suck so far but I'm having fun

>>714731579 (OP)
How are you playing, nobody has a Switch 2

>>714746295
B E E E P

>>714746365
This game is RICH BITCH ONLY

>>714746203
just throw 'em forward. you CAN banana snipe right? you arent an aimlet???

>>714746474
Then give me the $450 + $80 + $20 + tip so I can get one if you're so rich

>>714746540
I only give gifts to girls who sleep with me

top 4 all peepa peepa gang rise up

>>714746540
You know you can sell your stuff to get money right, or get a job

>>714746540
poor people like you don't deserve my money

>switching through characters for new outfits
>match starts
>stuck using a fucking baby

Dear lightning users:

Please suck my nuts

Sincerely Yours,

Anonymous

>>714746793
>Shit, people are going to find out im a meta fag
>Better make up a story quick

2/10 made me reply

Y'all better be playing on the gamecube controller

>>714746935
>the meta of...using retarded pedo baby characters

>>714746973
I am (that's why i never take pictures)

EY your not allowed to squish me..

>>714746357
I SAW YOU SQUISH MY ASS WITH MEGA DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT

>>714747361
Same, the one real downside, I don't know why they didn't make the sticks clicky when they fixed the Z buttons

Or added an additional button on the back or something to simulate the clickies.

>>714747381
that never happened

THANK YOU FOR THE CONKDOR UNLOCK

I took myself out of second with my own green shell...

Why does everyone wanna play Airship Fortress every time

>kamek on airship
>coincoffr
>dumpstered on again
>for the 4th race in a row
wow
cool

I sucked ass today
GG though, thanks guys

ggs thanks for the races PeepaGODS

>>714748272
Probably shooting for a Kamek Orb to unlock the wrench mole or w/e it's called.

>>714747428
If they let you remap it I would remap ZL to Minus but for absolutely no fucking reason they don't allow you to remap it. Absolute inexplicable Nintendo bullshit.

>>714748272
It's my favorite track

>>714748272
It's the new koopa beach meme

BANANAS ON THE GLIDER RAMP NOOO

these are going to be my last few races

>>714749573
I'm using tilt controls!

you're such a bitch lmao

I'm done see you guys next weekend gg

Good games, goodnight everyone

Posting Peepa pics from tonight

>>714751957
>>714752074
>>714752126
>>714752169
I had a great time, see you next weekend lads

>>714752169
what the fuck that's spooky

>>714752397
Damn
The lobby actually was haunted

fish boner is the last character i need but kamek grinding is so unbelievably literally falling asleep tier boring

you guys all gone?
sucks being in australia. it's so hard to play with you fools

>>714754987
Yeah, your best bet is the weekend mornings but I've also been playing in some small lobbies into the night

>>714735821
I'll play on handheld in every thread and you can't stop me faggot.