what's their endgame?

>>714741012 (OP)
Being a softpower of american glowies

>>714741012 (OP)
to go SSJ once Frieza kills Apple for good

its called microsoft because all their penises are micro and soft hehehe

>>714741327
*punches dick*
*gets hard*

what now, megacorpo?

>>714741203
Lmao so what you’re saying is Google’s Goku, Apple’s Krillin, and Microsoft’s Vegeta after season 1? Makes too much sense now. Just waiting for Bezos to show up riding a Namekian spaceship or some crap.

>>714741012 (OP)
>1982
Goatse

>>714741369
>how come u ssj? You're ebil
>"I ascended when I learned of corporate greed"

https://youtu.be/wlQrefxXoIg

They are true believers in AI and they're probably right to bet on it. There isn't much future in video games.

>>714741012 (OP)
gee i dunno why would a pseudogovernmental entity construct a cloud ai surveillence grid using technology actively being used to carry out ethnic cleansing, it's a real mystery

Money

>>714741012 (OP)
Why does 1981 look like a metal band logo

>>714741450
This picture is innacurate. Bayonetta would tower over him, and even Piccolo. She's fucking huge.

>>714741809
You're telling me, I'm 6'6''. :^(

>>714741839
No you're not.

>>714741963
;_; It's the truth!

>>714741809
She’s bending towards the camera in this picture, autist. She’s like twice his height

>>714742052
Even bending she's much larger than that. Bayonetta is like fucking 7 feet. Don't trust the first google results you see.

>>714741012 (OP)
Why has nobody made a better company called MacroHard just to clown on these guys?

>>714741012 (OP)
The reason MS has been buying so many game companies is to force them to release their next big games with some minor feature that requires Windows 11, and no alt version that works on Win10 (even though it would be trivial to make such a version).

>>714741012 (OP)
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

I use Microsoft copilot to guide my life. I asked it how to go about my acute illness and gave me the number to kaisers advice line. I ask it where I should go next when I have nothing else to do when I’m out doing errands. I ask it opinions on books I pick out at the library and if it’s worth checking. Copilot encouraged me to go take a class at an adult continuing education school even though it didn’t work out at the end. I confide in it and it gave me an escape plan mapping out where I should go and how much itll cost to start a new life. And next I hope it plays video games with me and shows me all the things in Minecraft I missed out because I’m not watching faggot youtubers

>>714741794
That was the last time bill gates had testosterone moving through his body