Thread 714747328 - /v/ [Archived: 559 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:36:13 AM No.714747328
malenia,-blade-of-miquella
malenia,-blade-of-miquella
md5: 25d480e41154f24551968249ec323eb5🔍
Just a reminder that if you had to either use a summon or a mimic tear to beat her, you haven't officially beat the game, and you're a fucking hypocrite if you complain about people beating a game using "save states"
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:41:40 AM No.714747689
>>714747328 (OP)
buddy, I don't even need to beat her to beat the game
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:44:54 AM No.714747901
>>714747689

That's not true though. It's seen as a rite to where you sort of have to "beat" her to truly beat the game.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:01:02 AM No.714748884
How does she compare to the bosses in the DLC
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:05:25 AM No.714749130
>>714747328 (OP)
Just a reminder that you haven't amount to anything in life and you cling desperate to your video game "achievements" to preserve your fragile ego.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:06:14 AM No.714749183
>>714747901
Nah, I didn't even find her in my playthrough
>>714749130
Don't cry
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:07:22 AM No.714749259
1723042723582698
1723042723582698
md5: 83313ebcb4eb525a87f636d4ed1dc5de🔍
>>714749130
lol someone didn't beat the game
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:09:55 AM No.714749406
IMG_0572
IMG_0572
md5: 3e814a7e5db51b73da9aa382f566c0d2🔍
>>714747328 (OP)
>the parry me daddy boss
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:11:38 AM No.714749505
>>714748884
I think she's still one of the hardest in the main game and DLC. The final boss in the DLC is about her difficulty, based on my limited (failed) attempts at both of them.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:12:40 AM No.714749541
>>714747328 (OP)
I used a summon and don't care how others play. It doesn't affect me. I have more important things to give a fuck about.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:35 AM No.714749738
IMG_0530
IMG_0530
md5: f8e6c84c35c632b7b9ad20272c73d41c🔍
>>714749541
Uh oh mad.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:35 AM No.714749826
but I had fun and that's what matters :)
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:19:01 AM No.714749859
>>714747901
>That's not true
>It's seen as
I'll let you spot the contradiction
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:20:44 AM No.714749959
>>714749859
If you didnt beat all the bosses in the game, you didnt beat the game
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:21:44 AM No.714750000
1743852502650461
1743852502650461
md5: de7698c589de083ce22d6d6f74071982🔍
>>714747328 (OP)
I didn't even play the game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:23:43 AM No.714750105
>>714749959
Why?
>because you didn't finish-
Why would the bosses be the standard of measurement for beating the game? Why not find all the items or finish all the questlines? Or beat every single encounter on the map?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:28 AM No.714750142
>>714747328 (OP)
I beat her solo. It was pretty fun
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:24:58 AM No.714750172
1719785687257643
1719785687257643
md5: d54ffb22ae02d5976c07647c4527395d🔍
>>714747328 (OP)
Whew thank god. I just used azur comet during my mage run and stunlocked with R2 jumps during my str run, and used a combo freeze+bleed build during my dex run. Thankfully I didnt use summons so I beat the game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:32:05 AM No.714750564
20230311215115_1
20230311215115_1
md5: 35fb074e8e272efdcc654253e292986f🔍
>>714747328 (OP)
Phase 2 is complete bullshit compared to phase 1 just because of the clone attack.
Also her great rune sucks
>tfw cheesed her with blade of death + frost pots and powerstanced meteor katana with rivers of blood
>>714748884
The last couple main bosses in the DLC are arguably just as bad, if not worse.
Messmer was a pushover, but the rot priest scorpion bitch and the miquella / radahan fight are fucking awful.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:35:42 AM No.714750757
>>714750564
that's weird cause i thought rot girl was actually very easy in the DLC compared to most of the other bosses. Messmer, Gaius, Bayle and Radahn all took longer than her.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:00:25 AM No.714751984
>>714750564
>>714750757
Messmer was fun, rot scorpion was fairly easy, Bayle was a spectacle and Radahn was tough but fun.
However I fucking hated Gaius. Would rather fight Radahn 10 times than that cripple nigger once.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:02:07 AM No.714752065
Bosses like this should not be in Staminashit games.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:15 AM No.714752231
I'm pretty sure the devs don't care if I don't handicap myself and instead use the tools they intentionally added.
Woah there's the credits, another game beaten!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:06:51 AM No.714752260
i win
i win
md5: 20c648e65180b00c5b118f43f3da8d66🔍
>>714751984
>Bayle was a spectacle
I just snuck behind him and poisoned him while he just sat there.
But I didn't use a summon so that means I'm good at game.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:08:37 AM No.714752331
>>714750564
w-why is this so hot...? i didn't know characters could get so fat in the game, and i didn't know i would like it so much... do you have more pictures of this character? maybe in like different outfits...
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:12:28 AM No.714752481
>>714752331
Fag
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:26:21 AM No.714753152
1728508346968394
1728508346968394
md5: 30370e2e569345e366a8247cad4d80c8🔍
all her moves are pretty ez besides the waterfowl which also can be easily trivialized like in two tries. just git gud.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:37:26 AM No.714753685
>>714747328 (OP)
my achievement says otherwise. Cope soulssissy
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:41:40 AM No.714753902
>>714747328 (OP)
I beat her by knocking her down with quick beams in p1 then adulas moonblade in p2. Running away and spamming those bloodflys works great too.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:45:43 AM No.714754089
>>714747328 (OP)
I used bleed, mimic, greatshield and freeze pots. Cry more.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:46:31 AM No.714754129
>>714747328 (OP)
I simply spammed magic until she died, ez boss.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:50:49 AM No.714757398
>>714747328 (OP)
solo
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:54:01 AM No.714757575
the only enemy in these games is the shitty camera and visuals. half the time you cant tell whats going on
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:57:00 AM No.714757724
Scourge of Malenia
Scourge of Malenia
md5: 4360de280807ca76de02debb517da227🔍
If you cucked yourself by "figuring out the timing" or whatever gay shit then I feel sorry for you lmao

You could have just beaten her in attempt number 1 but you cucked yourself through a gauntlet of death to "figure out the fight" hahahahaha.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:57:23 AM No.714757737
>>714747328 (OP)
>You didn't beat the game if you did [thing]
>do other thing
>Noooo you din't beat the game because you did [other thing]!
>do other other thing
>noooooooooooooooooooo you didn't beat it because you did [other other thing]
>do [thung]
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME
it keeps backing off for some reason to prove you that all the time you've spend after beating this game is a lie. why is it doing this?
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:58:01 AM No.714757769
>>714757575
stop locking on
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:00:00 AM No.714757868
>>714757737
No. Its literally just no mimic tear and no summons. This meme non argument is only used by people that used one of those things, not by people that used a strong weapon, spell or whatever
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:01:38 AM No.714757943
>>714757769
>see this mechanic????? It's LE TRAP LE PREPARE TO DIE EDITION HEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE DID YOU RIKE IT
sometimes, just sometimes, bad game design is supposed to be bad and frowned upon. They should fix that fucking lock on and give you attacks that actually track that fucking reticule.
>b-but you can't
I've fucking seen crucible knights aim their swings up and down depending on my height, the game can adjust tracking for their shit kronenberg anatomy giant bosses instead of swinging at fucking nothing between their legs and forcing me to lock off and toe clip away.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:03:44 AM No.714758041
>>714757868
damn, it keeps backing up
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:01 AM No.714758093
>>714757737
Strawman you didn’t beat the game
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:05 AM No.714758095
>>714747901
The game ends when you slay elden beast and mend the elden ring.
You do not need to have killed malenia for this to occur.

That said, last playthrough I just went 99 strength unga bunga and pancaked her with giant-crusher.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:06:31 AM No.714758165
>>714747901
Seen by who? A bunch of loser nerds online who think pressing buttons is an achievement? Oh no, what will I do without their approval!
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:21:36 AM No.714758873
>>714757868
>not by people that used a strong weapon, spell or whatever
You didn't beat the game lmao
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:35:51 AM No.714759626
Guys I used mimic tear AND summons. Oh... Omg. I DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME.OH MY GOD. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? My... My ACHIEVEMENTS... a litany of LIES!!! I... guess... I'll just kill myself. I mean... What else is there to do... Good..... Goodbye 4chan. I.... I am sorry. Gomennasai... Miyazaki-sama...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:37:01 PM No.714762403
1728616104149648
1728616104149648
md5: 6922aebd36c16c9320e72421ac2c638d🔍
>>714747328 (OP)
ENTER
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:39:22 PM No.714762508
>>714747328 (OP)
I just used a shield. Malenia has shit for poise so you can interrupt most of her attacks, and she is also stance broken pathetically easily.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:42:33 PM No.714762638
>>714747328 (OP)
her regain mechanic should've been time gated like player regain in Bloodborne, her sekiro multi parry should've also had sekiro multi riposte damage levels like in Sekiro, her fight wouldn't reach nearly such levels of niggery with these two changes
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:56:27 PM No.714763224
It says beaten in my game, so you're wrong