I'm an expert on video games. I played 1000s of games. So many games in fact I dont even remember half of them. I have encyclopedic knowledge of every game loop in existence and can tell if a game is good or not within 1 minute of playing it. I could fix every single game flop of the last 10 years including hardcoded flops like Dragon Age: Veilguard. Yet for some reason no game developer ask me to consult for them. I haven't even received a reply when I twittered Kojima that his game design sucks and his quirky chungus stories are overdone. With my knowledge any company could become a global powehouse and maybe even dethrone Nintendo as the king of games if we can infect the switch hardware with a virus bricking their systems. What kind of game would I make you ask? Simple, a pixel platformer with a female Mario.

>>714763019 (OP)
what game am I thinking of right now?

I'll post the name in a /ck/ thread so I can't just claim no one guessed it if they get it right.