>b-b-but NINTENDO DEFINITELY DOESN'T OWN FAMITSU
>IT'S SONY OWNED, I SWEAR! THE SALES ARE REAL!

And yet this is what they put on the cover?

>>714773024 (OP)
>literally has the "fami" prefix in the name
>totally not nintendo

>>714773024 (OP)
>Pick high profile, upcoming game for their magazine cover as usual
>”THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!111”

>>714773024 (OP)
>Video game magazine
>Puts a video game on their cover

>>714773024 (OP)
Why are you so stupid? What do you gain by it?

The New York Times is not owned by New York

>>714773024 (OP)
Woahhhhh a big Nintendo exclusive is getting put on the front page of a Japanese magazine??? Holy shit that is insane and definitely shows something.

Not beating the child born from incest allegations, OP.

>>714773024 (OP)
Are there any other games of notoriety coming out this month?

>>714773567
DEATH STRANDINF YOU BLOODY BITCH. IT IS BIG PS BLOCKBUSTER!!

>>714773636
That came out last month.

>>714773024 (OP)
The Jews must be behind this.

>>714773676
WHY NO FAMITSU COVER? BLOODED SHITENDO PAY FOR REMOVAL OF EXPOSURE

>>714773024 (OP)
Holy copium kek
The fact even the official Sony report has to fake it's PS5 numbers, so the investor won't mass sale their shares is proof enough.

>>714773786
There's no buzz surrounding Funky Fetus 2 Electric Boogaloo. In fact this is the first I'm hearing that they let Kojima make a sequel to his weird cramming shit onto a backpack game.

Sega owns Famitsu?!

>>714773024 (OP)
little pauline is so ugly. real onir*sm vibes.

>>714774143
that cover goes hard.

>>714774307
Yeah a hard slam into a trash can

>>714773024 (OP)
They don't own Famitsu, but Famitsu takes cut from devs for covering their games as they have more name value than other run-of-the-mill gaming magazines
Basically the magazine is a glorified ad, Nintendo most likely paid for it but every other developers also paid for it to get a coverage

>>714774143
>>714774231
>>714774330

Eric absolutely btfo

do you think Silksong will make the cover when it releases?

famitsu is proto ign. they will give anything good reviews if the parent company pays for ad space in their mag. tales of xillia got a 39/40 just because namco is a heavy sponsor with gundam and other anime.

>video game magazine puts a video game on the cover
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>714773024 (OP)
why are the cover pages so kino

Kazutaka Kodaka is the mastermind behind Famitsu. His last two games both got a cover.

>>714773024 (OP)
>b-b-but SONY DEFINITELY DOESN'T OWN FAMITSU
>IT'S NINTENDO OWNED, I SWEAR! THE SALES ARE REAL!

and yet this is what they put on the cover?

>>714773024 (OP)
Wasn't Cranky Kong in lore the one with Paulina?

>>714774143
It's Square Enix though

>>714773024 (OP)
I keep seeing people act like DK Bananza is not a high-profile release due to some kind of bias against Donkey Kong, likely cultivated during his directionless era after Rare was purchased by Microsoft. Make no mistake, this is effectively the Switch 2's Mario Odyssey, it just happens to star a monkey. Anyone seething about the fanfare this game is receiving by both Nintendo and the gaming press is revealing themselves to be a fool.

>>714774330
Wilds is on every platform (except nintendo)

>>714773024 (OP)
>Japanese gaming magazine that specializes in covering Japanese games
>Covers game from the biggest Japanese game dev
no way

>>714774974
>hire the guy to draw amazing concept art
>the game is something completely different and downgraded in every way compared to the art
Is Kojima retarded?

>>714775112
>>714775030

>>714773024 (OP)
I fucking hate NuDonkey Kong

>>714773786
See
>>714774974

Where would you like the goalposts moving to now, sir?

>>714775302
rainy is cuter in the game though :3

>>714773636
Death Stranding released in June though

>>714773636
I forgot already honestly

>>714773636
>YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH

>>714775359
>>714774974
>>714774896
>>714774330
>>714774250
>>714774143
>all those fucking kusoge made it to Famitsu cover
DK bro... we have a redflag there....

How did this make the cover?

>>714776032
It also became a giga flop, it sokd even worse than Tokyo Mirage Sessions, its easily the biggest misstep Atlus has done in this decade.

>>714773024 (OP)
I can't believe Nintendo bought Famitsu and forced them to put bare loli feet on the cover.

>>714776032
Remember when /v/ said this game would kill the switch?

>>714773024 (OP)
>Wtf why are they're talking about a game that will release soon!
Kill yourself you massive fucking retard

>>714773636
Saar please do redeem death stranding, bloody bitch bastard!

>>714773024 (OP)
What's up with Thunderbolt Fantasy?

>>714773109
>nintendo now owns the concept of "family"
Oh thats why the progressives hate nintendo so much, its because they are for family units.

>>714776336
no

>>714775808
Put those goalposts back

>>714773024 (OP)
>big release gets the cover because the dev paid for it
Isn't that just how gaming magazines work? Are you sure you're not alienated from reality from overindulging in conspiracy theories?

>>714779462
I'm telling you, he has a humiliation fetish. It's the only explanation.

>>714773024 (OP)
>consolewarfaggotry
>not purged on sight

>>714773024 (OP)
OP is a retard, Famitsu jerks of all japanese games. They gave FF 12-2 a perfect score

>>714776245
Shame, the characters look cool.

This is literally what every major gaming magazine does you fucking underage moron, you need to be 18 or older to post here.

>>714782227
The character designs are probably the only good thing about the game.

Famitsu used to draw unique covers for their magazines.

>>714781429
They give high ratings because publishers pays them
Western publishers doesn't have a reason to pay Japanese magazine to write them a good review

>>714773024 (OP)
>FAMItsu = FAMIcom
>sucks shitendo at every opportunity
how could this happen

Gomitsu has always been a rag glorified by a couple of weebs who simultaneously hate on the western equivalents

>>714783095
It's named that way because the owner of the magazine was a huge fan of FAMIsta, Family Stadium, Namco's baseball game.

>>714773636
>DEATH STRANDINF
>IT IS BIG PS
Holy ESL Batman!