Bloons thread - /v/ (#714776284) [Archived: 538 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:31:04 PM No.714776284
Bloons gameplay
Bloons gameplay
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Is the desperado any fun?
Replies: >>714778940 >>714789452 >>714790392 >>714816475
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:04:07 PM No.714778940
>>714776284 (OP)
Monke
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:17:55 PM No.714780138
nobody plays bloons for fun, it's serious business
Replies: >>714782201
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:41:57 PM No.714782201
>>714780138
And monkey girls?
Replies: >>714784963
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:12:46 PM No.714784963
>>714782201
no girls, only boys
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:42:30 PM No.714787754
pop
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:01:49 PM No.714789452
Desperado gets stopped at the airport
Desperado gets stopped at the airport
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>>714776284 (OP)
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/n033p7.png
Replies: >>714790329 >>714790440 >>714805891
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:11:55 PM No.714790329
>>714789452
I like his facial expression
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:34 PM No.714790392
>>714776284 (OP)
Middle path is fun. I don't really like the other two.
Top path is similar to bottom dart where it's relatively effective early on but falls off late. Unlike dart the t4 is a bit too expensive to feel like an investment worth making. Okay for easier difficulties but not something to use that often.
Middle path is pretty strong. Long range and high damage make it pretty effective, and gimmick of being worse at close range is fun to play around. The range+camo buff ability is neat but the marked ability seems a bit finicky and not worth bothering with much.
I haven't used bottom much but it seems just okay. Has decent damage and a little bit of knockback but it doesn't really excel at either, nor does it make up for the short range. Also kind of sucks as a cross path and neither top nor mid really want to take it.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:12:36 PM No.714790395
Which is the hottest tower
Replies: >>714791183
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:13:06 PM No.714790440
>>714789452
Funny and also hot
Nice art
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:22:35 PM No.714791183
>>714790395
inferno ring
Replies: >>714802997
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:26:13 PM No.714791517
IMG_2855
IMG_2855
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Any of you guys got a clan or anything? I need new games to play and dont wanna buy anymore so im retrying this one after putting it down for a few years
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:28:21 PM No.714791715
>>714791517
HOLY BOOBA
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:31:07 PM No.714791967
If I make a co-op lobby will you guys just take Ezili and Ben?
Replies: >>714792029 >>714792227
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:31:55 PM No.714792029
>>714791967
I play pat and quincy mostly
not gay
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:34:05 PM No.714792227
>>714791967
I will use both at once
I call it Benzili
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:39:45 PM No.714792736
Next tower they release will take the range gimmick to its logical conclusion and introduce the Deadzone, an area around the tower where it can't attack at all due to the bloons being "too close". Naturally as the maximum range of the tower increases so will its minimum range.

Then we'll take the "nerfed when other towers are in range" gimmick too far with Friendly Fire projectiles that will fizzle out completely if they hit another tower before reaching a bloon, making damn sure you keep that monkey away from everyone else.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:50:21 PM No.714793684
>>714792736
Sounds hellish
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 7:59:35 PM No.714794501
>>714792736
>Friendly Fire projectiles that will fizzle out completely if they hit another tower
Ninja Kiwi have already stated that the Monkey's have technology that makes friendly fire impossible.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:01:42 PM No.714794721
Join my coop game on Bloons TD 6! https://join.btd6.com/Coop/YBHFDX
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:16:47 PM No.714796060
Pat's Pond is the worse than any expert map, there I said it
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:18:14 PM No.714796190
P3 if you're going to get the bomb blitz either upgrade or sell your free sex slave
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:33:07 PM No.714797459
Fuck this retarded map, never again
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:36:21 PM No.714797726
We're so good
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:37:06 PM No.714797790
Official Good At Bloons Club
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:42:04 PM No.714798219
>>714796060
nothing is worse than dark dungeon
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:53:36 PM No.714799246
Do I get forced to the cratedrop screen if doing a non-bonus map pushes me over 70 rockets?
Replies: >>714799396 >>714799456
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:54:59 PM No.714799396
>>714799246
I think there's a way to stop it but I have no idea how.
Replies: >>714799456
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:55:34 PM No.714799456
>>714799246
>>714799396
Turn off your internet
Replies: >>714799978
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:01:04 PM No.714799978
>>714799456
That would take effort. There's nothing in this rotation I want, so I thought I'd work on the new maps medals. Unfortunately the rockets from phayze took me over the limit so working on that map will probably trigger the crate screen. Come to think of it, I could just quit on the last round and clear the medal later.
Replies: >>714801874
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:21:26 PM No.714801874
>>714799978
Turns out quitting early still forces the cratescreen. One diamond crate lost, yay.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:33:39 PM No.714802997
>>714791183
Lmao
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:55:27 PM No.714804906
1710283255615722
1710283255615722
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after the stellar performance of bloons weekend, will we also have bloons week?!??
Replies: >>714805383
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:00:24 PM No.714805383
>>714804906
Sure
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:05:55 PM No.714805891
>>714789452
Woah
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:22:51 PM No.714807297
there's no way we match into another sweatlord team this CT, right
Replies: >>714807474
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:24:38 PM No.714807474
>>714807297
No because I swapped it to casual
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:38:36 PM No.714808723
Need bloons rpg spinoff
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:52:26 PM No.714810026
PsighIcon
PsighIcon
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instant loss
Replies: >>714810351 >>714811520
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:56:12 PM No.714810351
>>714810026
>Psighcon
Replies: >>714812219
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:09:43 PM No.714811520
>>714810026
>Psi is completely focused and oblivious when destroying a bloon
>other towers take the opportunity to jerk off over Psi when particularly hard-to-pop groups show up
>Psi has started noticing strange "psychoplasmic feedback" getting all over everything after popping Fortified ZOMGs
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:17:35 PM No.714812219
>>714810351
Psicon, new word
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:24:11 PM No.714812735
we need a sword swal- I mean thrower monkey
yeah we have one that throws shurikens and one that uses swords to cut tomatoes, but what about a sword swa- I mean juggler
Replies: >>714813106 >>714813264
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:28:38 PM No.714813106
>>714812735
But Sauda is already the sword fetishist. I bet she swallows her own swords on a regular basis. To clean them,of course.
Replies: >>714813264 >>714829758
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:30:40 PM No.714813264
>>714812735
>>714813106
You already have Tack Shooter if you want a short "melee" ranged tower.

Properly articulate three paths that aren't just rehashes of Tack or Sauda if you wish to be taken seriously.
Replies: >>714813458 >>714829820
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:32:36 PM No.714813458
>>714813264
I wish no such thing, as is evident from my post
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:38:27 PM No.714813954
>>714813458
Even fetish bait towers must past inspection
Replies: >>714813998 >>714814585
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:39:08 PM No.714813998
>>714813954
No way sword swallowing is an actual fetish
Replies: >>714827691
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:46:00 PM No.714814585
>>714813954
top path: the assassin -- gets more swords to throw and faster attack speed. at tier 5 the impact of the sword is so high it can pop leads
middle path: the showboat -- careful practice gives more range and the activated ability to have the first 11 bloons give more money when popped
bottom path: the knight -- can still throw swords at range but now also has a very powerful longsword for short range that can knock back bloons. works better the more bloons are in the radius
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:50:18 PM No.714814974
3ud8cvn4ags61
3ud8cvn4ags61
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>>714814585
This sure seems familiar somehow...
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:52:32 PM No.714815127
>>714814585
Not complicated enough, give it an ability that triggers when you leak bloons
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:10:16 AM No.714816475
>>714776284 (OP)
Fun? Sure I guess. Sucks that he sucks ass.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:27:01 AM No.714817796
monkey-playing-with-camera-B8M8TA
monkey-playing-with-camera-B8M8TA
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The Photo-Journalist
>On The Spot News: gets increasing income the more bloons and monkeys are in radius
>The Art of War: places marks on the map with tier requirements, towers put there make more income
>Ambulance Chaser: generates income on lives lost
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:29:55 AM No.714818042
>>714817796
>the chain
>the orange suit
What was his crime?
Replies: >>714818160
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:31:11 AM No.714818160
>>714818042
Illegal fourth path: Bloon Pornographer
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:32:36 AM No.714818314
ATLss
ATLss
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>>714817796
Monky
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:33:36 AM No.714818406
PRÖÖÖH
PRÖÖÖH
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can we get a beast handler remake with elephants?
Replies: >>714819815
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:49:50 AM No.714819815
>>714818406
One path is a prooh, one a gondola and then what would be the third?
Replies: >>714819972 >>714820669
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:52:00 AM No.714819972
>>714819815
Spurdo obviously.
Replies: >>714820403
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 12:57:48 AM No.714820403
>>714819972
I imagined Spurdo as the handler
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:01:27 AM No.714820669
oh fug
oh fug
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>>714819815
Top Path Super Monkey Analogue
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:22:43 AM No.714822386
Bump
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:54:41 AM No.714825067
Untitled239
Untitled239
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:54:51 AM No.714825080
Lych wins
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:29:52 AM No.714827637
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1724474493534869
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:30:42 AM No.714827691
>>714813998
Everything is a fetish to someone, if you search hard enough. Even tiles.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:01:40 AM No.714829758
>>714813106
>Born a female so she'll never be able to have a true swordfight
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:02:32 AM No.714829820
>>714813264
Alright fine, here’s your goddamn original tower concept, Professor No-Fun:

Top Path – “Blade Dancer”: Aerial melee, throws arcing chakrams that bounce between bloons. Tier 5 splits into spectral blades that orbit and slash around bloons like a Beyblade nightmare. Pops lead on hit and shreds camo with style. Think less Tack, more murder figure skater.

Middle Path – “Mystic Duelist”: Starts off tame but becomes a magical duelist with ethereal blades. Can parry MOABs with a timed ability, stunning them. Tier 5 gives her a passive "Riposte" that deflects projectiles and has bonus damage to Fortifieds. No Sauda overlap; she’s not a wet dream with abs.

Bottom Path – “Forge Knight”: Wields a hammer-sword hybrid. Slams the ground to cause shockwaves that pop ceramic and stun bloons. At T4 she places “Warded Ground” that buffs nearby melee-range towers. T5 drops a fiery forge that melts bloons passing through it, permanently weakening MOABs.

There, three paths, unique mechanics, no rehashes. You may now unclench and return to your regularly scheduled bloon carnage.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:04:33 AM No.714829974
>>714829820
>en dashes
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:05:21 AM No.714830037
>>714829820
Nice