>have some free time
>just got paid
>order a nice fresh pizza
>boot up game
>nobody will bother me
>ready to get my GAME ON
>doorbell rings
>ITS PIZZA TIME
>
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>714777626 (OP)
>Don't worry, you're still getting my tip

>>714777626 (OP)
>Looks like the whole idol thing didn't end up working out, huh?

>>714777626 (OP)
I would pay cute girls regardless if they fuck up my food or not. Plus tip.

Pizza costs like $30 now, and it's always delivered by some Indian guy, so I just make my own now.

>>714780067
fuck off election tourist

>>714780067
Post your pizza

>>714777626 (OP)
Sex with the THE IDOLM@STER star idol Haruka Amami.

>>714780067
Did you get one of those portable pizza ovens? I heard they're pretty good.

Sex with Eriko Nakamura.

Sex with Yuka Iguchi.

>>714781352
>portable pizza oven
do americans really

>>714781986
It's just a small stove in the shape of a wood fired pizza oven. It's not as ridiculous as you think

>>714777626 (OP)
Invite her in and treat the graze. I've got plasters and would hate for it to get infected.

>>714777626 (OP)
Isn't it unsafe for women to work these kinds of jobs?

>>714781986
>breathe
>DO AMERICANS REALLY

>>714782452
No they don't

>>714781986
Not all of them but all Americans live inside your head rent free

One of the Idolmaster games has a gacha themed after "what if" futures and one of the idols actually has quit idoling and become a delivery driver or something.
Not sure why they did that series since a lot of the futures seem kinda shit and I don't know why anyone would want that for the idols they presumably like.

>>714780067
Fuck, my favorite Pizza place actually did get bought by Indians last year.

And their pizza does suck now.

>>714777626 (OP)
Wtf nips have marcos pizza

>>714777626 (OP)
>ITS PIZZA TIME
>
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
You can't
https://youtu.be/B7gGacb8cO4
I only came into this thread to post this, but it got me wondering how Peppino would interact with this ex-idol turned pizza delivery girl

>>714782385
Wow an actually sane anon on /v/? Been a while

>>714782716
implying even one can fit in there
not even an american baby

>>714781226
>>714781782
>>714781897
>Bamco starting to consistently put up auto translate on their Youtube uploads
>iM@S x Pacman merch on Anime Expo
Something's brewing and I'm not going to like it

>>714782862
Shiny Colors?

>>714783120
I was always here. Inever left and don't know where else to go. The hell around me gets worse and but I refuse to change.

>>714783891
>iM@S x Pacman
haha remember the time they had that collab in the game as an april fools joke and some of the idols were fucking mindbroken about their family not loving them
that was a funny april fools wasn't it haha

>>714782385
You have to eat all of the pizza

>>714784548
Which one was it? I only played one level of the Theatre Days minigame and glossed over it

>>714785092
you should have played more levels

>>714783891
Too late uma already got the weeb idol audience.

>>714785196
>tfw just started learning japanese at 34

>>714785335
Green secretary is also a ML

>>714785196
lmaooo. Is it not replayable from the minigame menu?
>>714785335
I mean, it would be funny if this hypothetical plan crashed and burned like Shiny Festa. But I still don't like the idea of what will follow from this, if it bears fruit
>>714785434
As long as you're having fun

>>714785805
they haven't added it to minigames yet
which makes my mindbroken idols screenshots very precious

>ordered some food
>expect an man to show up
>it's actually a stunningly attractive women
Wtf can someone explain this to me? Beautiful people don't have to work, so why would a girl be doing this?

>>714786397
what country?

>>714786475
canada

>>714786397
She mugged the actual delivery guy just to meet you because she wants to fuck

>>714777626 (OP)
Isn't Haruka like 50 by now?

>>714780067
>Hello saar, here is your pitas

>>714777626 (OP)
I fucking love Marco's Pizza.

>>714783891
Uma Delicia is already ported to Global markets. Won’t be long before I@M has to cater to ironic weebs next

>>714786397
anon, hot girls make up like 70% of fast food employees

>>714786797
The game series is celebrating its 20th anniversary so 37 at most, close to her seiyuu

>>714780207
mad brown

>>714786797
She'd be 36 if idols aged in real time.
Nina and Iku would be 22.
Kaho would be 19.

>>714787038
sexo
>>714787038
in the butto

>>714780067
Last time I ordered pizza the guy double charged me and assured me I wasn't double charged
I called to get my refund and the next day they left horse shit on my doorstep

>>714787038
zamn, what about Chihaya's va?
Any recent photo?

>>714787306
She's fucking FAT now
Pictures don't do her WEIGHT justice

>>714787453
don't care, post her

They're all getting old.
I'm getting old.

>>714787718
They're also getting married.

>>714787581
Watch for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOy0BHXpjz4
>>714787774
But that's hot doe

>>714787774
...to cats!

>>714787976
Not bad.

>>714788353
I wish a cat loved me...

>>714787976
It's not that bad.

>>714787453

>>714788379
>>714788503
To be fair I've only saw a couple of her photos in the 2010s so I was rather taken aback when she showed up on a variety show stage looking like that

>>714788353
It could be worse

>>714789017
Forgot pic