Thread 714811180 - /v/ [Archived: 540 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:39 PM No.714811180
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>THIS SUMMER
>*clock starts ticking*
>*tf2 theme epic orchestral starts playing*
>*cuts to the mercenaries reloading their weapons*
>Cena Soldier : Uhhh i have a question
>Cumberbatch Medic : Scheiss, what zoldier ?
>Cena Soldier : Can i put this pan on my head ?
>*medic looking disappointed*
>Cena Soldier : Now you can't see me!
>THESE MERCENARIES
>*cut to the team fighting on the field*
>Jack Black Engie : Deploying sentry bot!
>*sentry deploying*
>Jack Black Engie : SENTRY JOCKEY
>Dwayne Heavy (talking normally with 0 accent) : i need backup ! Medic !
>Cumberbatch Medic : Ready !
>*ubers heavy*
>Dwayne Heavy : Das vedanya bitches
>WILL HAVE TO UNITE
>*cuts to Sniper*
>Keanu Sniper : Now thats not very wholesome wanka
>*demo is drinking next to him, an explosion is detonated under him*
>Idris Demo : ouh lad, i'm black
>TO SAVE THE WORLD
>*Spy unclocks behind them, tired and with a piss covered suit*
>Dafoe Spy : Now boullets, i accept, but zhis... i le cannot...
>*pyro laughs in the back*
>AFTER ALL, THEY'RE
>Soldier and Pyro : TEAM
>Demo, Heavy and Engie : FORTRESS
>Medic, Sniper and SPY : TWO
>*pitch black*
>*scout shows up*
>Holland Scout : uuuhh i think you forgot someone veeeery important, i mean ME, duh, the Scou-
>*Title screen*
Replies: >>714811491 >>714811932 >>714812394 >>714812948
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:07:59 PM No.714811385
unironically kino
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:09:09 PM No.714811491
>>714811180 (OP)
>Idris Demo : ouh lad, i'm black
kino
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:10:26 PM No.714811585
Standing round of applause, whistling, fist pump in overhead circles, nodding and smiling
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:14:24 PM No.714811932
>>714811180 (OP)
now this is kino, someone do a vocaroo lmao
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:17:18 PM No.714812187
>Jack Black Engie : Deploying sentry bot!
I read it in his voice
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:19:58 PM No.714812394
>>714811180 (OP)
There's a certain skill i've noticed a lot of us have and it's the ability to distill archetypes and scenarios down to their essential components so well that we can simulate highly specific scenarios.

In this case OP was able to perfectly simulate a shitty hollywood cashgrab adaptation of tf2, down to the fucking terrible casting, because he has so well identified the traits of these sorts of things.

Something incredibly complex is going on here and I think it contribites to great meme-making ability.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:21:53 PM No.714812531
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>>714811491
RDJ demo would be better.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:24:43 PM No.714812778
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SENTRY BUSTER
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:26:49 PM No.714812948
>>714811180 (OP)
>Dwayne Heavy (talking normally with 0 accent
kek
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:52:56 PM No.714815159
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>>714812394
>pattern recognition and able to pull tropes because you hate modern slop viciously and anyone consuming within wouldn't be able to have the self-awareness to do so
Yeah sounds about right
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:56:00 PM No.714815392
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