Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:05:39 PM No.714811180
>THIS SUMMER
>*clock starts ticking*
>*tf2 theme epic orchestral starts playing*
>*cuts to the mercenaries reloading their weapons*
>Cena Soldier : Uhhh i have a question
>Cumberbatch Medic : Scheiss, what zoldier ?
>Cena Soldier : Can i put this pan on my head ?
>*medic looking disappointed*
>Cena Soldier : Now you can't see me!
>THESE MERCENARIES
>*cut to the team fighting on the field*
>Jack Black Engie : Deploying sentry bot!
>*sentry deploying*
>Jack Black Engie : SENTRY JOCKEY
>Dwayne Heavy (talking normally with 0 accent) : i need backup ! Medic !
>Cumberbatch Medic : Ready !
>*ubers heavy*
>Dwayne Heavy : Das vedanya bitches
>WILL HAVE TO UNITE
>*cuts to Sniper*
>Keanu Sniper : Now thats not very wholesome wanka
>*demo is drinking next to him, an explosion is detonated under him*
>Idris Demo : ouh lad, i'm black
>TO SAVE THE WORLD
>*Spy unclocks behind them, tired and with a piss covered suit*
>Dafoe Spy : Now boullets, i accept, but zhis... i le cannot...
>*pyro laughs in the back*
>AFTER ALL, THEY'RE
>Soldier and Pyro : TEAM
>Demo, Heavy and Engie : FORTRESS
>Medic, Sniper and SPY : TWO
>*pitch black*
>*scout shows up*
>Holland Scout : uuuhh i think you forgot someone veeeery important, i mean ME, duh, the Scou-
>*Title screen*
>*clock starts ticking*
>*tf2 theme epic orchestral starts playing*
>*cuts to the mercenaries reloading their weapons*
>Cena Soldier : Uhhh i have a question
>Cumberbatch Medic : Scheiss, what zoldier ?
>Cena Soldier : Can i put this pan on my head ?
>*medic looking disappointed*
>Cena Soldier : Now you can't see me!
>THESE MERCENARIES
>*cut to the team fighting on the field*
>Jack Black Engie : Deploying sentry bot!
>*sentry deploying*
>Jack Black Engie : SENTRY JOCKEY
>Dwayne Heavy (talking normally with 0 accent) : i need backup ! Medic !
>Cumberbatch Medic : Ready !
>*ubers heavy*
>Dwayne Heavy : Das vedanya bitches
>WILL HAVE TO UNITE
>*cuts to Sniper*
>Keanu Sniper : Now thats not very wholesome wanka
>*demo is drinking next to him, an explosion is detonated under him*
>Idris Demo : ouh lad, i'm black
>TO SAVE THE WORLD
>*Spy unclocks behind them, tired and with a piss covered suit*
>Dafoe Spy : Now boullets, i accept, but zhis... i le cannot...
>*pyro laughs in the back*
>AFTER ALL, THEY'RE
>Soldier and Pyro : TEAM
>Demo, Heavy and Engie : FORTRESS
>Medic, Sniper and SPY : TWO
>*pitch black*
>*scout shows up*
>Holland Scout : uuuhh i think you forgot someone veeeery important, i mean ME, duh, the Scou-
>*Title screen*
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