>Absolute Cinema: The Game

Admit it, you've unironically soifaced while playing

it looks cool. Some of DS2 looks cool. Doesn't look fun to play though.

Buy an ad

Game is legit jawdropping on a nice OLED with HDR turned on, can't wait for PCfags to get a hold of this, it's really something else

I havent played the game but did we get ultra HD 4k 45,000,000,000,000,000,000 triangles models of Elle Fanning's body ripped from it yet or no?

My favorite part of the game is that nint*ddlers can't play

>>714815649 (OP)
Is that a NoVideo GPU on fire?

>>714814171
If that were all then they’d reference it

>>714815649 (OP)
Looks like graphics card fans

>>714815801
I'm a pcfag and the ps5pro version is enough for me, I won't double dip this time.

>>714816095
This. I bought DS1 THREE times (PS4, PC, PC Director's Cut). I'm done giving Kojimbo money.

>>714816095
I will wait for the directors cut in 6 months to come out on PC. Then I will buy. Not getting duped again. This is just like the third Pokemon version or the upgraded Persona version. It's always right around the corner.

>>714816532
I suspect Sony will probably want the PC version out before the end of the fiscal year, so early 2026 is my guess

>>714816532
I will wait for DIrector's Cut Portable Edition on Switch 2.

snoyjeet manchildren marketer thread

>>714816532
>6 months
More like 30 months.

>>714815649 (OP)
Praise this game without being ironic, go

>>714816081
Yes! You've discovered the hidden meaning behind Death Stranding 2!

>>714815649 (OP)
That's your graphics card exploding on the right trying to run this game.

>>714815649 (OP)
The underwater one was ass though. They blew their load with this first part

Now that the tar has dried, DS1 Higgs or DS2 Higgs?

>>714817003
The one where i dont have to see his weird ass ugly joker wannabe face

Yeah I thought this part was pretty cool. Kojima being a Movie Guy really pays out sometimes.

>>714816823
>seething tendie, the post

shit game flopped lmao

>>714816823
the game mentions womens rights why the fuck would jeets play this?

>>714817142
His cinematography skills are legit godlike and where I think he really is up there with the best of the best, you can tell he's heavily influenced by guys like Roger Deakins

>>714817679
Shut up retard

>>714817801
Cope (seethe)

>>714818203
> you can tell he's heavily influenced by guys like [most famous living cinematographer]
You sound so stupid, so dumb, like such a retarded moronic ape

>>714818649
Now complain about how Stanley Kubrick is entry level you predictable cattle

>>714818649
No one thinks you sound cool right now, you actually sound quite gay

>>714819056
Damn tendo released a shitty mario kart nobody likes and it made a billion dollars for shareholders wow thats crazy

>>714819418
your shitty game lost to tamagotchi. how embarrassing

>>714819418
Instead of buying Mario Kart World and a Switch 2, I bought $500 of Nintendo stock. The console and game sold so well, I've now got 1.5 million dollars.

>>714818843
I why should I when making dumb posts is your speciality, wretched cretin

>>714819119
That’s just the sound of your AIDS filled blood pounding in your ears

>>714819524
Yeah Tamagotchi is such a niche small franchise just like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

>>714819932
cope

>>714817679
If Deakins is god-tier cinematographer (he is), then Kojimbo simply cannot be god-tier cinematographer. Deakins is LEAGUES ahead.

>>714816996
The whales swimming and giant ice pillars where quite kino however

>>714817142
Whats the deal with this solid snake looking wannabe? I know almost nothing about death stranding

>>714821939
>Whats the deal with this solid snake looking wannabe?
He looks like solid snake

>>714821939
Secondary antagonist, a smuggler who embodies "bad strands", not all connections are good

It is kino

>>714816887
>Praise this game without being ironic, go

The theme of connecting and helping people is legitimately pretty heartwarming, it kind of makes you realize just how focused modern media is on violence and cynicism, it's optimistic in a way most things aren't anymore.

The gameplay is unironically fun, planning routes and seeing just how many deliveries you can handle at once triggers that "just one more thing" feel where you might bite off more than you can chew. Building infrastructure and making the world more efficient tickles the autism bone in a satisfying way. The big Open World actually feels justified because terrain and weather is an actual part of the gameplay, which makes moving from point A to B much more fun and memorable.

Game is legit gorgerous, both technically and artistically, beautiful vistas, Shinkawa's designs are badass and cool as always. The soundtrack is awesome (even though I prefer DS1's). The polish of KJP games really can't be denied, it might be shallow to just praise something for its production values, but I would be lying if I didn't say they play a huge part in making trekking across the world more enjoyable.

Yes, it's pretty much an AAA arthoe game, but in the best possible way. My only real big issue with the game is that it just too easy, I think it really needs a Very Hard mode with more limited resources.

>>714815649 (OP)
Throwing random disjointed draft of ideas on screen isn't art.

>>714825105
I don't care if its art or not, if it looks cool, I like

>>714815649 (OP)
Wokeslop

>>714826026
Wokekino, actually

>>714815649 (OP)
It does look really fucking good but the gameplay is so fucking ass.

>>714824952
>The theme of connecting and helping people is legitimately pretty heartwarming
True, there's way too much violenceslop out there.

>>714826591
What do you actually do in these games? Deliver mail?

>>714826802
Yes.

>>714815649 (OP)
>wow
>particles
>HOLY
>FUCKING
>SHIT
>OLD TECHNOLOGY
>BUT LOTS OF OLD TECHNOLOGY
>FUCKING
>WOW
>WOW
>OMG

>>714826978
I hate how "next gen" games are all just a competition to see how many particles you can possibly have on the screen at one time.

>>714826978
LOL at the screenshot

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more like?

>>714816081
It's really innovative, Kojima used a device he invented called a "camera" to actually show the player what his unoptomized piece of shit game is doing to the inside of their $800 doorstop

>>714816893
I'm 90% sure a documentary about Kojima's writing process would end up just being Darkplace but japanese

I know it's been talked to death but I'm still pretty agog at the load times on this thing. I'm sure it's all just hidden behind the initial splashes, but holy fuck the like third of a second from hitting continue to gameplay blows my mind every time

>>714819056
Is this the japanese physical sales? Because DS2 sold 1.5 million copies in its first week and is on pace to outsell E33 despite being a non-bundled console exclusive

>>714827303
The new update lets you skip the splashes and it still starts up in about 2 seconds.

>>714827303
On the ps5 pro it's less than a second, but only if you were inside the shelter on the rest room. If you were outside it's 1 second.

>>714826802
You play as a post-apocalyptic doordash employee but instead of avoiding blacks and homeless people its ghosts and (You) bandits

>>714827303
I'm amazed how well it runs on a base PS5, KojimaPro really know how to optimize their games

>>714827360
Yes DS2 lost to Tamagotchi in its creator's home country.

>>714815649 (OP)
Holy fuck is that a giant GPU

>>714821939
He's a literal and unironic cuck.

>>714828362
Nips always had shit taste

>>714815801
Oleds are really expensive anon. I dont wanna buy a $1300 tv

>>714828807
AOC has some decent budget HDR monitors, they're not OLED but still look pretty good, I really like mine.

>>714827303
Asset streaming means you don't have to load everything all at once. We've had this space magic for a long time. Plenty of UE4 games that just BAM GAME LOADED YOU CAN PLAY NOW.

>>714828807
?????
That's how much I spent for a 42 C2 in AUD which is like $800USD.
The 32" 240z monitors are on sale for $1000-1300AUD

>>714826026
>tfw i don't understand the concept of LIMBO because not enough bing

>>714830368
Thats an oversimplification though, AAA games actually being designed from the ground up for SSD read speeds is a relatively recent thing

>>714815649 (OP)
i'm not buying a ps5 pro for this
just release it on steam already ffs

if you wanted a webm thread you should've said so

>hit a small ass tree going at a snails pace in my car
>fragile cargo immediately goes from 100% to 75% condition
oh ffs

>>714831581
Its great but definitely not worth buying a PS5 for

>>714828807
craigslist is pretty cheap anon

>>714831889
>>714833505
can you permanently enable first person mode?

>>714828807
Lg b4 is like 550

>>714831581
You don't need a PS5 Pro. It works fine on the regular PS5.

>>714815649 (OP)
It is cinema. Now take your walking simulator to >>>/tv/

>>714835278
Literally nothing wrong with some kino downtime moments like this, it's why SOTC is a masterpiece