uhhhh what now /v/?

>>714815679 (OP)
made for handjobs

Regret.

>>714815679 (OP)
you switch 2 a better console

give it back

>>714815679 (OP)
made for holding other mens' hands

your boyfriend is going to get the ick.

return it and get a deck instead

>>714815679 (OP)
Made for dismembering and feeding to my fluffy dog.

>>714815679 (OP)
You rub your thumb over my precummy tip

>Use lotion daily
>Drink plenty of water
>Still wrinkly man hands

aieee save me niggerman

>>714815863
why would he want to spend more on a weaker system?

>>714815679 (OP)
Wait for good games (they will never come.)

>>714816034
*spend less on a console that actually has more than one game

>>714815863
>spend more money for less games
Lmao

>>714816034
WDYM? the Deck has a much better screen

>>714816005
You also need a good diet because skin isn't just water. Lotion helps with covering the outer layer but skin is grown from the inside so you need to feed the body the nutrients to grow stronger cells.

>>714815679 (OP)
fellow veiny bro

Enjoy

>>714815679 (OP)
holy shit man relax nobody is gonna take it from you

>>714815679 (OP)
why are you white?

>>714815679 (OP)
Now buy a ticket for you wife to Jamaica and enjoy a kino weekend of Mario Kart World

>>714815679 (OP)
drink some water retard

>>714815679 (OP)
Enjoy such great games as....uh...

>>714816674
ur fat

>>714816254
cool, now how well does it run games?

>>714815839
this

>>714815679 (OP)
Wait for GOTY

>>714816804
lol, lmao

>>714815679 (OP)
Play a dead game called Mario Kart World.

>>714815757
made for fisting (you)

>>714816938
what went wrong in your life to seethe this much over a game company?

ONE GAME, I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

>>714815786
SPBP. I understand why OP is asking though. Literally what the actual FUCK do you do with this thing right now? Might be cool in the future but right now? What a fucking waste...

>>714817156
kek

>>714817156
even your memes are ports

WTF OP? You could at least stop holding dicks during the photos.

>>714817156
Here's a better image for you that I made in 60 seconds, cheers

>>714815679 (OP)
Give it back.

>>714817156
KEK

>>714817156
why is this song so off?
>buying ps5 instead of buying a ps5
>flicker on the lcd instead of flicker on the lcd screen

maybe tendiefags are right, anti tendies might actually be brazillian ESLfags

>he's going to samefag his post now.
what a loser

>>714817496
it doesn't even follow the tempo of the song.

>>714815679 (OP)
Now you vroom vroom wahoo I guess?

>>714817156
This shit gets worse every time you post it kek

>>714817496
It’s supposed to flow well.

>>714817613
It does, you're just not doing it right.

>>714815839

>>714815863
ick on eck

>>714815679 (OP)
Nice hand you got there boy, looks like it can keep a nice firm grip on things.

>>714817735
no, it doesn't.

>>714816235
ironic because the deck can play more nintendo games than the switch 2 itself

>>714815679 (OP)
Those are Bravely Default hands, have fun

>>714817875
Yes, it does.

>>714817915
can the deck play MKW? No? well then you are wrong.

>>714815679 (OP)
why are you white

>>714817938
the first part alone has too many syllables. shut the fuck up

>>714817156
every time I see this copy pasta it's worse and worse.
I even remember when I and a couple other people made it better
At this point I think this is an anti-tendie psyop to make make snoys look like retards who can't basic syllable work

>>714817156
>he stopped posting the video because people were making fun of his voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XjHAmlYlvw
kek what a faggot. sounds like he is scared his dad might bust into his room if he gets too loud.

>>714817983
>straight line world
imagine needing to join a discord server just to race 3 laps of a track
meanwhile deckGODs will play Mario Kart Wii with Retro Rewind with /v/ anons.

>>714817915
I know. I already have a PC.

>>714817983
That's still more Nintendo games on Deck than it is on Switch 2 lol, I'll see you in November when the MKW crack makes its way onto Yuzu 2

>>714818335
Enjoy those amazing Nintendo games, PC vegan!

>>714818438
2 more weeks!

>>714818227
fuck that's bad

>>714818472
Nintendo software doesn't justify Nintendo hardware.

>>714818591
if it's so bad then why do you want to play it so badly?

regret buying this piece of shit after mkw update. Idk why Nintendo insist that we play their dog straight tracks with item spam up the ass. People play this game because its a KART RACER and not some forza shitclone. Doubt dk will be any good if its just an odyssey sequel and not a Rare games type

>>714818591
In my opinion it does

>>714815679 (OP)
Pray that Jamal doesn't steal it from you and post his hand on it

>>714818729
Cool fake story, bro

>>714818653
>reading comprehension
Nintendo games are good. I just prefer playing them on superior hardware (PC).

>>714818729
You'll survive

>KAKAROT! This Switch 2 is AMAZING!!! Thanks for giving it to me, enjoy Bulma all you want.

post more hands

>>714818894
ok but can you legitimately justify the MKW update? or are you going to meltdown or spam "ericsnoypedo" for the entire thread?

Wait for donkey kong bananza like the rest of us

>>714819054
Sorry, I don't debate trolls. Have you tried /b/?

>>714818870
>NOOOOOOO ITS ACTUAL FAKE AND NOT THE FACT THAT EVERY SHAT ON IT
kys

>>714815679 (OP)
Those are some veiny hands

>>714819196
you forgot a word in your seethe.

>>714816034
>>714816804
?

Put your penis on the screen

>>714819170
>Sorry I'm retarded and suck corpo cock have you tried /b/?
makes sense

>>714815679 (OP)
SEXY HAND MADE FOR FINGERING WOMEN

>>714819196
>NOT THE FACT THAT EVERY SHAT ON IT
Youtube grifters don't count

>>714816845
THIS

>>714819345
Sure.

>>714819170
>forced to drive in a straight line just to drive a single lap
>have to manually organise online rooms to race karts in a kart racer
anyone who defends this is a retard

>>714819458
Thanks for the clarification

ZAMN WHY AM I HORNY FOR ANON OP??

>>714819504
Unfortunately I don't debate trolls. You'll have to find someone else who doesn't already know you're just a troll baiting for (You)s.

>>714818227
fuck that's good

>>714816804
If they're 10-15 years old or 2D games, it runs them great.

>>714819532

>It's not even thursday yet and he's already seething

>>714815679 (OP)
Drink more water.

>>714815679 (OP)
Enjoy your overpriced rental, faggot. Better not say any gamer words on it.

>>714815679 (OP)
>juego completo
nice try Pedro, you are not white lmao

>>714818204
>I even remember when I and a couple other people made it better
Post it.

>>714816235
even a crappy x64 laptop with integrated graphics shits on your average console
>>714819631
>you are a heckin troll!
NTA but please genuinely consider going back if you feel attacked by an honest observation of mario kart

>>714819985
It was like half an hour of people critiquing it a month or two ago, no one saved it, lest of all retard who keeps posting it acting like it doesn't sound like shit

>>714817156
IM THE KEK WITH THE SWITCH.
WATCH MY WIFE GET RAILED.
WOOOONNNN'''TT YOOUUUUU COOOME AND PLAY MARIO KART WITH ME.
WIITHHH MEEEEEEE.

90 DOLLAR PORTS !
(released ten years ago)
SCREEEEEEENN SO BAD IT SKIPS FRAMES
(and it's not oled)
DRIIIIFFFFFT IN MY JOYCONS
(that'll be 90 bucks please)
TEEEEENNNN DOLLAR TECH DEMOOOOOO
(imagine paying for that)

EUUUGGGHHH

Are these threads like pre cope because people already know how praised it's going to get?

>>714818729
That's probably what you get for buying an underpowered chink tablet made for children of the course the games are shit especially with how authoirtarian Nintendo is. You have no one to blame but yourself faggot

>>714815679 (OP)
Get you crackkka ass outta here

>>714819446
nintendo won that lawsuit steam chuddy so @nintendo @fbi actually worked.

>>714816892
Nothing runs unreal sloppa good thoughbeit

>>714820243
> of the course the games
> authoirtarian
ESL faggot kys

>>714820027
Looks like I'll continue ignoring echochamber outrage. Will this be a problem for you?

>>714817156
Kek

>>714815679 (OP)
not black enough

>>714820375
>Having a melty over obvious chink-ware scam by a no games shitendo

>>714820101
>no one saved it
U-huh.

>>714815679 (OP)
The damage is already done, so do whatever you want, I guess

>>714820450
Not really.

>>714820384
You wouldn't be replying if you weren't utterly offended by me pointing out the Mario Kart World isn't fun. But you desire having the last word, even if it means missing out on driving on boring wide intermission tracks filled with visual clutter and too many players hurling items at each other.

>>714821251
>noooo my internet trolling bothers you!!!!!!
Sure.

>>714821776
i drive and bop like this

>Consoleniggies THIS desperate for console war threads
What are you poor, retarded, shit-smeared Mongoloids gonna do when Sony Playstation finally, inevitably goes tits up?

>>714821776
>goes on to get shelled for 5 minutes on a straight track under 200cc calling it "fun"
lol
lmao

>>714822040
You'll survive.
>>714821938
It's not snoys but PC vegans who are the biggest console warriors now.

>>714815820
>you switch 2 emulation
fify

I'm tired of buying what you want me to buy
Feeling so bingless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of facing your lawsuits

Every step that I take is another mistake to wahoo
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair

I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you
Can't you see that you're smothering this IP?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control

'Cause everything that you charged me a fee
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Every step that I take is another mistake to wahoo
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every dollar I waste is more than I can take

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you

And I know
I may end up buying two
But I know
You're just like EA, with shareholders disappointed in you

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you

>>714820252
Bro typed this out like he just got kicked off voice chat in Splatoon. Take a lap and maybe update your firmware, you're lagging irl too.

so much to pay, nothing to play, so i guess i'll just use my old games, you'll never know cause you chug onions, miyamoto designed your fischer price toy.

>>714826373
well the ports start commin and they dont stop commin, $90 dollars and they need frame gennin

>>714815679 (OP)
Give it back, James.

>>714815824
*present your receipt for a full refund

>our system thinks your post is spam
>our system thinks your post is spam
>our system thinks your post is spam

>still can't even get a Switch 1 for $100
wtf bros I thought you said it was obselete now

>>714816254
>much

>>714817156
nintendo sissies... sonyCHADs are making fun of us again...

>>714828292
>lol its only 30% faster d00d

>>714818227
he seems good at singing not really at rapping

>>714815679 (OP)
Buyers remorse and $60-$70 dollar games each. Return that piece of shit and buy a lenovo legion go s, you can even install steam os in it.

>>714828937
Already have a PC

>>714828392
Rap is not a technical skill it’s just if you have the right voice for it

>>714829546
wrong

>>714815820
Carlos !

>>714815679 (OP)
Local store won't even buy them used now eve for 10 bucks. Its a fucking disaster. They have costant walk ins with people trying to sell them. It's not just a failure, its possibly an epic one.

>>714815679 (OP)
>>714817184
Im waiting till around DuskBloods to buy a bundle.
Expecting a revision next year for the screen.
Not expecting an OLED version till about 3-4 years into Switch 2s lifecycle

>>714818939
I, BEJITA-SAMA DID NOT say this

>>714828190
i think it's just the cheaper switches are getting snipped very quickly especially if they're V1 models since people are gonna use it to pirate the last couple of Switch 1 games before it gets dropped entirely in favor for the Switch 2 I think Tomodachi Life and Rythm Heaven are the last major Switch titles coming out next year not including Prime 4 because this is assuming it's coming out this year like Legends ZA. Whatever titles come out next year will most likely be Switch 2 exclusive

>>714831409
The screen issues are a meme. I tried really hard to notice the ghosting but couldn't.

>average Amazon worker hands

>>714826584
Why do people insist that switch 2 has frame gen? If it's based off ampere then it doesn't even have access to that feature

>>714815679 (OP)
How can I get veins like that?

>>714815679 (OP)
>$1.4k usd where I live
I can live without it